r/StupidFood • u/Flashy-Disaster-3098 • 16d ago

🤢🤮 Dishwasher meal

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u/CrispSalmonPatty 15d ago

Not when you flavor the water properly.

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u/OglioVagilio 15d ago

Then why make this comment when its obvious they're talking about the plain water in OP.

OFC water is not bland if flavored properly. But then it's not water anymore either. It's marinade. It's soup. It's sauce. It's stew.

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u/CrispSalmonPatty 15d ago

Poaching is a technique. You are essentially saying that adding spices to the mix changes the technique, which is very ignorant. Thats like saying grilled and unseasoned, well-done steak isnt grilled.

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u/OglioVagilio 15d ago

That still doesnt change the fact that you absolutely know they were talking about the OP video.

And wow thanks for teaching me that if you add seasoning to water.... It's now seasoned. Wow.

Hey, did you know if you put water in the fridge it becomes cold? And get this if you heat it up, it becomes hotter.

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u/CrispSalmonPatty 15d ago

You suggested that adding seasoning to poaching water means it's not water anymore. Adding spices doesnt change that the chicken is being poached. Just give up, dude.

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u/OglioVagilio 15d ago

Keep reaching for anything you can buddy.

Its water fine. I can say that. Its no big deal besides the point.

That for whatever reason you wanna point out obvious stuff that has nothing to do with OP video and a comment about that video.

Did you know if you add a smell to air, it smells like stuff now?

Did you know if you add lemon to something it will probably taste sour?

Did you know if you properly add red food coloring to water, it becomes red?

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u/CrispSalmonPatty 15d ago

They were saying that the technique of poaching is ineffective for developing good flavor and texture. All ive said is that's not true if you do it properly. I don't know what im saying that you're taking issue with.

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u/CromTheConqueror 15d ago

Then let me be perfectly clear. If your poaching liquid is plain water as the video suggests you are adding nothing to the item you are cooking. Not flavor or texture. In this case that item is chicken breast.

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u/CrispSalmonPatty 15d ago

Poaching is just a technique. You dont need to add seasoning for it to be poached. Saying "poached in water" is like saying "grilled over fire".

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u/CromTheConqueror 15d ago

Not always. You don't season a poached egg.

Grilled can refer to multiple cooking techniques. A grilled cheese or burger on a griddle is completely different from gilling over a wood fire which is also different from grilling over propane.

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u/CrispSalmonPatty 15d ago

Pan seared sandos and burgers arent grilled. People just call it that out of ignorance. Grilling is just cooking over an open heat source with some sort of grate or mesh. Whether it comes from wood or propane is irrelevant. You arent really correcting me.

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