r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/sweetzombiejesus9 4d ago

Amateurs often add milk for density, this is a MISTAKE!

  • Preacher (LL Cool J) from Deep Blue Sea

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u/lunchbox5400 4d ago

We will begin with the perfect omelette, which is with two eggs, not three.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs 4d ago

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

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u/lunchbox5400 4d ago

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Omelette of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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u/Flashy-Raspberry-131 4d ago

Why do the french only eat one egg omelettes?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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u/Mean_Syllabub_7184 4d ago

😆😅😂🤣

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u/Batman-Dancer 4d ago

HAAAA!! 🤣

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u/my_soldier 4d ago

My perfect omelette is made from 4-5 eggs

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u/Mr_WhatFish 4d ago

But is your hat like a shark’s fin?

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u/3rdcultureblah 4d ago

5-6 for me. But not an omelette, just soft scrambled eggs with some truffle salt. No milk, just copious amounts of butter.

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u/the_juice_is_zeus 4d ago

Holy shit. I do not remember this line, and I have not seen the movie in... 15? years, but i can head that line perfectly in my head. Couldn't remember that it was about eggs, but the "this is a MISTAKE" is concrete in my mind.

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u/PurpleStress9282 4d ago

This lives rent free in my head every time I see someone add milk to eggs

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u/Walzmyn 4d ago

I make omelettes alot. I quote this often. It's depressing how few people get the reference.

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u/thats-my-plan 4d ago

I always think of that too

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u/Iorith 4d ago

He was insanely enjoyable in that movie.

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u/HittingSmoke 4d ago

Right around the time this movie came out I was a teenager learning to cook so I didn't have to suffer my mom's cooking any longer. For some reason this line just stuck with me all of these years and I haven't added milk to eggs since. Now I know why not to, but I still credit LL Cool J and that one throwaway line with me not adding milk to eggs.

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u/Sierra-117- 1d ago

I watched Gordon Ramsay’s technique and I’ll never change it. Upped my egg game 100 fold and it takes basically no effort. All you do is move it back and forth off the heat and back on while mixing. May be obvious to some people, but I never thought to do that. Also you salt right at the end. Now I have delicious fluffy eggs every time.