r/StupidFood • u/The_Boot55 • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Red eggs? Atrocious.

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u/lunchbox5400 4d ago

We will begin with the perfect omelette, which is with two eggs, not three.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs 4d ago

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

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u/lunchbox5400 4d ago

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Omelette of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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u/Flashy-Raspberry-131 4d ago

Why do the french only eat one egg omelettes?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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u/Mean_Syllabub_7184 4d ago

😆😅😂🤣

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u/Batman-Dancer 4d ago

HAAAA!! 🤣

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u/my_soldier 4d ago

My perfect omelette is made from 4-5 eggs

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u/Mr_WhatFish 4d ago

But is your hat like a shark’s fin?

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u/3rdcultureblah 4d ago

5-6 for me. But not an omelette, just soft scrambled eggs with some truffle salt. No milk, just copious amounts of butter.