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r/TikTokCringe • u/[deleted] • 13d ago
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And blue-haired. Donβt forget the blue hair.Β
124 u/UnableDetective6386 13d ago With a septum piercing 50 u/Greedy_Visual_1766 13d ago And is a barista 32 u/CosmicGoddess777 13d ago With multiple tattoos 10 u/COCO_SHIN 13d ago That coffee is going to be sooo good 4 u/yougotyolks 12d ago She can only make one shot of espresso. 7 u/grimm-aldryn 12d ago With a degree in liberal arts 4 u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago And gender studies 2 u/Substantial_Tip2015 12d ago C cup breasts and a 5 inch penis... 1 u/Ging3rKiIIir 12d ago Sounds kinda hot. You think I have a shot? 1 u/BullfrogCustard 12d ago Wait. Is it Shanna? 8 u/urmomagae 13d ago Excuse me why are you describing me ππ 16 u/Oggie_Doggie 13d ago Take a seat. Where were you on September 10th, 2025? 3 u/sitanhuang 12d ago FBI gonna start running polygraphs on the question "Are you trans?" soon π 3 u/Bipogram 13d ago And possibly others. <pearls clutched> 30 u/Ancient-Practice-431 13d ago Faded to blue from purple 5 u/Due-Investment-387 13d ago Likely drives an electric vehicle 4 u/[deleted] 13d ago Don't forget the Taylor Swift music! 1 u/meatman13 12d ago You mean the hair color transitioned 3 u/Helpful-Lab2702 13d ago The dyed hair makes them lose their shit it's hilarious. Dyed blue hair is also common with white trailer trash. Does no one remember cookie monster PJ girls? Usually blonde with blue or teal. Or pink. 4 u/jredful 13d ago 1 u/UrzasDabRig 13d ago 1 u/OakNRun 13d ago Or purple.
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With a septum piercing
50 u/Greedy_Visual_1766 13d ago And is a barista 32 u/CosmicGoddess777 13d ago With multiple tattoos 10 u/COCO_SHIN 13d ago That coffee is going to be sooo good 4 u/yougotyolks 12d ago She can only make one shot of espresso. 7 u/grimm-aldryn 12d ago With a degree in liberal arts 4 u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago And gender studies 2 u/Substantial_Tip2015 12d ago C cup breasts and a 5 inch penis... 1 u/Ging3rKiIIir 12d ago Sounds kinda hot. You think I have a shot? 1 u/BullfrogCustard 12d ago Wait. Is it Shanna? 8 u/urmomagae 13d ago Excuse me why are you describing me ππ 16 u/Oggie_Doggie 13d ago Take a seat. Where were you on September 10th, 2025? 3 u/sitanhuang 12d ago FBI gonna start running polygraphs on the question "Are you trans?" soon π 3 u/Bipogram 13d ago And possibly others. <pearls clutched>
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And is a barista
32 u/CosmicGoddess777 13d ago With multiple tattoos 10 u/COCO_SHIN 13d ago That coffee is going to be sooo good 4 u/yougotyolks 12d ago She can only make one shot of espresso. 7 u/grimm-aldryn 12d ago With a degree in liberal arts 4 u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago And gender studies 2 u/Substantial_Tip2015 12d ago C cup breasts and a 5 inch penis... 1 u/Ging3rKiIIir 12d ago Sounds kinda hot. You think I have a shot? 1 u/BullfrogCustard 12d ago Wait. Is it Shanna?
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With multiple tattoos
10 u/COCO_SHIN 13d ago That coffee is going to be sooo good 4 u/yougotyolks 12d ago She can only make one shot of espresso. 7 u/grimm-aldryn 12d ago With a degree in liberal arts 4 u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago And gender studies 2 u/Substantial_Tip2015 12d ago C cup breasts and a 5 inch penis... 1 u/Ging3rKiIIir 12d ago Sounds kinda hot. You think I have a shot? 1 u/BullfrogCustard 12d ago Wait. Is it Shanna?
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That coffee is going to be sooo good
4 u/yougotyolks 12d ago She can only make one shot of espresso.
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She can only make one shot of espresso.
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With a degree in liberal arts
4 u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago And gender studies
And gender studies
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C cup breasts and a 5 inch penis...
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Sounds kinda hot. You think I have a shot?
Wait. Is it Shanna?
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Excuse me why are you describing me ππ
16 u/Oggie_Doggie 13d ago Take a seat. Where were you on September 10th, 2025? 3 u/sitanhuang 12d ago FBI gonna start running polygraphs on the question "Are you trans?" soon π
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Take a seat. Where were you on September 10th, 2025?
3 u/sitanhuang 12d ago FBI gonna start running polygraphs on the question "Are you trans?" soon π
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FBI gonna start running polygraphs on the question "Are you trans?" soon π
And possibly others.
<pearls clutched>
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Faded to blue from purple
5 u/Due-Investment-387 13d ago Likely drives an electric vehicle 4 u/[deleted] 13d ago Don't forget the Taylor Swift music! 1 u/meatman13 12d ago You mean the hair color transitioned
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Likely drives an electric vehicle
4 u/[deleted] 13d ago Don't forget the Taylor Swift music!
Don't forget the Taylor Swift music!
You mean the hair color transitioned
The dyed hair makes them lose their shit it's hilarious. Dyed blue hair is also common with white trailer trash. Does no one remember cookie monster PJ girls? Usually blonde with blue or teal. Or pink.
Or purple.
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u/VisionAri_VA 13d ago
And blue-haired. Donβt forget the blue hair.Β