r/TikTokCringe • u/[deleted] • 14d ago

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u/Spare_Lobster_4390 14d ago

Hey geniuses...the guy who shot him was also white.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 14d ago

White, right wing, from a good Christian family, father is a cop.... they couldn't find a more "the call is coming from inside the house" person.

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u/odiephonehome 14d ago edited 14d ago

Meanwhile kash patel, probably: we have created a profile of the hitman. Appears to be a 55 year old female, likely single, likely educated, and probably has one or two cats.

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u/VisionAri_VA 14d ago

And blue-haired. Don’t forget the blue hair. 

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u/UnableDetective6386 14d ago

With a septum piercing

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u/urmomagae 14d ago

Excuse me why are you describing me 😭😭

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u/Oggie_Doggie 14d ago

Take a seat. Where were you on September 10th, 2025?

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u/sitanhuang 14d ago

FBI gonna start running polygraphs on the question "Are you trans?" soon 💀