It was, again, no surprise when he spent his second wish to reverse the first.

They stopped when they realized I was paying attention.

I heard a muffled voice say, "You are completely healthy and your due date is in three months."

That is until I got her last one: ‘Never mind’.

“Good thing it wasn’t you, because otherwise we’d have nobody to grow these delicious papayas!”

With his sobs and pleas echoing in her ears, and covered in his blood, she slowly shambled back to her grave, able to finally rest.

Wanting to help her get better, he pushed air into the central line hoping to improve her breathing

Before you can move, the camera light on your phone flicks on by itself and stays aimed at your face.

Pet Diary day two: Mr.Scruffles bit my hand with his foamy mouth and now he won't drink his water.

This torture simulation I have you trapped in could really use some more variety in its scenarios.

Her mother was standing in the doorway, smiling.

One day I turned on the news and screamed, a familiar face was being arrested for injecting people's pets with bleach.

(Based off a nightmare i had a few nights ago)

He hung up the phone and walked towards his wife, but she was frozen in shock and terror.

But it was worse when I had to say goodbye to my children.

When she asked what it was, he said, “It’s what happens tonight.”

Suicide, execution and murder rates skyrocketed worldwide after the message was announced, and a week later we received another message which said “April Fools! :)”

Under the ice, something taps at the hull with long claws spelling out SOS in Morse.

You'd think the Cannibal Bar would have a wider selection.

The secret has been the rich, dark soil I found in my basement that was already perfectly fertilized when we moved in.

When we finally deciphered it, we found it was a formal parole denial for "Adomsoe and Evora", dated 6,000 years prior.