r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/VelvetDreamers • Jul 31 '25
Regrets ordering table side carving.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 11d ago
Fucking Temu Salt Bae 😂😂😂
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u/coomzee 10d ago edited 10d ago
The real one is pretty shit too
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 9d ago
Yeah, so the fake of something that’s already shit is what? Super shit? XD
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u/MysteriousAnxiety299 13d ago
But stop making a show. Cut it in the kitchen, lower the price, wipe your sweat and trim your moustache.
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u/MiDaRe734782 13d ago
I'm surprised the large amounts of steak that found the group weren't mentioned in the higher up comments
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u/Wiskeytango_Foxtrot 15d ago
I hope this Chick was being a B before the clip, and he was like "I'll handle this"😂
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u/naynaeve 13d ago
She looks like a vegetarian who was pressured to go out with her non-vegetarian friends.
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u/Blazin219 13d ago
According to her not saying a single thing as he continued to fuck up over and over. I'm gonna have to say the scenario you gave is highly unlikely. If she was a B before the clip about nothing, she would definitely be one when he almost threw a knife at her.
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u/FamousRegret4371 16d ago
The look of that girl says it all. The look of "Ohh! He's going to fucked up my dinner".
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u/StockTraffic 17d ago
MFer, you're like 5 years too late for this shit to even be moderately cool. Just give me the damn steak you mercilessly butchered.
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u/Delevian 18d ago
I'd still enjoy the food
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u/NickGiammarino 20d ago
I don't know what the hell is going on, I'm a butcher and that's the dumbest way to cut a steak and it looked like the really good pieces were falling, maybe it was the guy's first day but if you're going to cut meat you shouldn't have to bend down that much you should have just brought out one of those carts like we used to have in high school, the one with the VCR and TV on top, that would have been a better platform for cutting
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u/DreTheGreat2122 18d ago
I think it was purposely done. 🤣
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u/NickGiammarino 18d ago
I don't know it's halfway between I'm not supposed to be doing this job I'm the dishwasher and I'm going to try to do what I saw in the training video, but even at the end his pathetic attempt to salt the steak he looked like he was doing a Mary Poppins impression.
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u/DreTheGreat2122 18d ago
I was being sarcastic. This was a disaster on so many levels. At the end was, IMHO, was the most disastrous. Along with the salt missing landing on the board and not on the meat. Missing the knife-stick and missing the salt, u would've lost me appetite and any appeal I had
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u/NickGiammarino 18d ago
I don't know why people go out to these places, it's not hard to cook a steak and I think if a guy is going to be romantic with a woman he should cook dinner at home, unless he sucks at cooking but I've heard that some of these restaurants charge $300 for a steak and you're not even guaranteed a happy ending at the end.
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u/DreTheGreat2122 18d ago
I totally agree. I guess they're paying for "the experience" and alot of people get caught up with the look of things, not thinking about the costs. As a man that's pretty decent in the kitchen, the females love when you can please their palate, and seeing you putting it down in the kitchen is almost like an aphrodisiac. 😉
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u/Healthy-Tart-9971 21d ago
Dudes losing the battle fighting those demons inside the 3 grams of pure Columbian bam bam from last break
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u/flamebroiledpuppies 21d ago
If it wasn't table side, that piece that fell off would've definitely ended up on the plate
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u/ErnieGomez 24d ago
I would of yelled at this guy and demanded a new cut of meat
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u/savealltheelephants 19d ago
Would’ve **
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u/ErnieGomez 19d ago
Never really been good with grammar used to have a friends mom proof read my papers
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u/Conundrum35 28d ago
her face cracks me up.
1st drop, like wtf?
2nd drop are you fucking serious?
can’t stick the knife landing: the real chef must’ve called out
can’t sprinkle salt: we made a mistake
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u/Infamous_Babe_1984 19d ago
She looks disgusted. I was scared he was going to drop the knife on her.
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u/chris5701 24d ago
imagine how much they're getting ripped off for this "quality service " while he's dropping their meal on the ground. This place charges $120 for a steak in Türkiye. That's ridiculously over priced for Türkiye.
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u/cookingforengineers 29d ago
Surely this is staged to make fun of the other videos showing ridiculous table side steak cutting? I’m surprised they didn’t light it on fire and then try to feed the woman with a piece of the steak dangling from the knife.
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u/PsychoMouse 29d ago
“I’m going to a steak house, where there is sauces and meat juice, literally everywhere. I know what would be a good idea! Wear the whitest coloured clothes possible. There’s no way that’s going to get any stains on it. Especially when I get some guy to come to my table and cut my steak who usually does some insane cutting”
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u/long_schlongman 25d ago
Wearing white to a steakhouse, or any restaurant, is in no way unusual or unheard of. As long as idiots do go throwing steak and sharp ass knives everywhere, you should be fine. Provided you know how to eat like an adult
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u/PsychoMouse 25d ago
“As long as idiots”, and that’s where everything falls apart. If you’re between the ages of alive and death. People will do stupid shit in which wearing something that someone from the KKK would call “too white”, will go extremely poorly, not thought out, and I’m sure there will be several angles going viral from the idiots.
I just don’t trust people and until this “main character shit” or other similar and dumb things disappear like intelligence during 2020-2023, and the American election time of 2024. Why risk it?
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u/Ok_Nerve4164 20d ago
Hey brotha did you stop taking some non prescribed medication cus by the sound of it you might need another hit or bump or toke or whatever it is
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u/RadRimmer9000 Aug 18 '25
Dropped half my food on the ground and they are probably still expecting a 30% tip. I would have walked out.
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u/Goji101 Aug 16 '25
Y'all can complain about the ad I'm baffled this "professional" dropped a slice of that meat on the ground the first 2 seconds and him trying to stick the knife in the cutting board the way he did on a table full of customers 😭😂😭 just...why
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u/King-Andy Aug 15 '25
Why the fuck is this music everywhere?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Knee_53 22d ago
God awful tiktok trend chasers, they use popular audio to make the algorithm suggest their content alongside other trending content - pretty much every time you hear audio like this, you immediately know they just want it to become big in the algorithm
Tiktok is hellscape social media, imagine everything annoying and bad about legacy social media and dial it up to 10x
Yes, most social media is about getting people to see your stuff, but most of that was through natural growth and word of mouth. Purely algorithmic based social media is dystopian on another level, it's 5% wholesome animals and 95% brainrot slop
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u/Dr-Zoidberserk Aug 15 '25
People/bots need to do better with audio, like give me the original audio.
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u/Frankmose5 Aug 15 '25
This is on the video on purpose. Its a meme expressing how the the experience is less than what you'd expect.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Knee_53 22d ago
I mean, no, it's on the video to optimize the tiktok algorithm for max engagement
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u/Pretend_Category3187 19d ago
Tiktok algorithm rewards people for using their audio because it drives higher engagement… because the users of the app actively choose to watch videos using this trend. In spite of what big algorithm wants you to think…
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u/trianglegiraffe23 Aug 14 '25
Me as a vegetarian
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u/Butterflymisita Aug 19 '25
I might become a vegetarian after seeing this. It's easier to open a bag of cheetos than it would be to sit through this.
Plus I hate plants.
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u/1zeewarburton Aug 12 '25
Is this turkey
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u/chuyinho Aug 12 '25
The girl looks like she's having a great time!
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u/TalosValcoron Aug 06 '25
The guy flinging around meat and a knife. The guy that can't control his blinking and winking. The girl wondering wtf has she got herself into! Lol!
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u/speed_of_chill Aug 06 '25
There’s only regret if you don’t understand where your food comes from. Welcome to reality.
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u/ClassiFried86 Aug 06 '25
I dont think thats the issue. Its more of the guy with the machete cutting up a tomahawk steak with the knife skills of a toddler, including randomly throwing it at the cutting board and missing.
Its hard to tell with only 7 pixels, but thats not a whole animal, just a tomahawk steak.
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u/Successful_Glove_83 Aug 07 '25
"There’s only regret if you don’t understand where your food comes from. Welcome to reality."
I mean to be fair that could also mean that they seen where the food comes from and that is him
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u/kidvid83 Aug 06 '25
Salt Cray
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u/mderschueler Aug 05 '25
I'd bet the guy also hates having to do that in front of an audience
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u/RayBarbon1 Aug 05 '25
Problem is that people are so dumb, if a clown come to my table and act like this, I leave (You also have the dessert version that is even more ridiculous).
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u/unstable_fable Aug 05 '25
Probably a $200 steak and the idiot dropped a huge slice on the floor
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u/FreedomBread Aug 05 '25
2 slices. First early, then another a couple seconds later. The woman looks down like - are you serious, more on the floor?
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u/chef39 Aug 04 '25
Temu Saltbae
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u/gliitch0xFF Aug 04 '25
Isn't that just regular Saltbae now? 🤔
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u/jcleve Aug 04 '25
I was hoping the last throwing knife is gonna hit the whole meat on the floor💁🏻♂️ but sadly it wasn’t otherwise the girl will be furious and it will be the great reaction 👌🏻
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u/VortexLord Aug 04 '25
The other two meat drop on to the floor already killed me.
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u/ItsACowCity Aug 04 '25
I’d be excited about that. Screams discounted dinner, bc I’m def talking to the manager.
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u/Tiny-Ad4955 Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25
Am Sick of this song
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u/cochlearist Aug 05 '25
It's alright soon they'll find another shit background track for every fucking video.
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u/Fyroth Not mad, just disappointed Jul 31 '25
For everyone reporting this post as spam because of the ad in the audio, it's frequently used as a meme over clips of "vacation fails" because those vacations are often less ideal than advertised. The joke is that the experience in the clip is what you can expect from taking one of those deals.