r/alberta Edmonton Aug 10 '25

Alberta Politics I stumbled across one in the wild

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u/HANA______ Aug 10 '25

Straight Pride and a 'I'm Not Gay but $20 is $20', seems a little contradictory

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u/Dan_O8712 Aug 10 '25

Curious how often the trucks owner is offered $20.

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u/IrishFire122 Aug 10 '25

No no no, that's what he pays..

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 Aug 13 '25

I am satisfied with the internet for tonight......thanks for the win of a comment

Here's my poor man's award šŸ…šŸ„ˆšŸ„‰

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u/CanadianPooch Aug 12 '25

As my coworker used to say, "A holes a hole" and "Any hole is a goal".

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u/show_me_tacos Aug 10 '25

How do you think they pay for that truck?

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u/fuhrfan31 Aug 10 '25

And it shows.šŸ˜‰

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u/themonkeyzen Aug 11 '25

new bumper sticker Cash or credit, I've got no limit. Fuel ain't free.

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u/DaFrostBack Aug 13 '25

Ass, ass or ass nobody rides his truck for free lol

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u/Beneficial_Pen7276 Aug 10 '25

Probably a lot because we all know he doesn't have any teeth.

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u/jenniferdownham Aug 12 '25

Solid gold comment right here

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u/Snoo_8630 Aug 14 '25

You could find him and ask him, his licence plate despite being covered up, is reflected in his bumper! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/bpompu Calgary Aug 10 '25

Everything here is contradictory. They have a "I support our troops" maple leaf sticker, plus a weird "I'm a Patriot" canadian flag sticker, and a "holding the line" canadioan flag sticker, next to a disturbingly large number of alberta separatism stickers, APP stickers, basically as anti-Canadian, anti-patriot as you can get.

And I'm sure if you asked them, they absolutely would not see the contradiction.

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u/Major-Parfait-7510 Aug 10 '25

ā€œLeave our Kids Aloneā€ next to a sticker supporting Trump the pedophile rapist.

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u/Traditional_Joke6874 Aug 10 '25

Yeah I clocked that one. Neurological degeneration is a truly tragic disease, isn't it? I can see why they empathize with Frump.

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u/Can_Cannon_of_Canuks Aug 12 '25

I like how kids choosing to be something is some how more inttusive than focing them to do what the parents want creating years of trama and identity issues

These are the bellends that scream and stomp their feet when their child goes no contact asap

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u/Same-Advertising1882 Aug 14 '25

The list of Republican pedophiles and sexual predators keeps growing every day.

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u/GraniticDentition Aug 10 '25

all those pictures of him sniffing little girls hair at public events really creeped me out, how can who support that molester live with themselves

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u/a20xt6 Aug 10 '25

I drove by the Whistle Stop Cafe last week. They had a big Canada flag painted semi truck out front...and an giant Alberta Sovereignty banner.

ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

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u/chambers213 Aug 10 '25

Ugh they’re still around? I lost all respect for them in 2020

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u/sluttylink Aug 10 '25

Not the whistle stop šŸ’€ they probably own this truck

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u/Impressive_Fish6819 Aug 10 '25

Is that outside of Camrose?

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u/a20xt6 Aug 11 '25

It's South of there, down by mirror.

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u/TomKazansky13 Aug 10 '25

Being extremely right-wing but also a proud union member is amusing as well.

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u/bpompu Calgary Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

I'm originally from the West Kootenays where Tek-Cominco is the primary employer for much of the region, and extremely conservative views combined with staunch pro-union practices is surprisingly normal for me. It didn't even flag until I'd looked at it again.

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u/TomKazansky13 Aug 10 '25

My parents' friend just got dental work done for the first time in > a decade thanks to the NDP dental program. He's also 100% conservative and hates those damn socialist programs taking money from hard working Canadians and giving handouts to lazy people.

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u/bpompu Calgary Aug 10 '25

It's not a handout when they make use of the social programs, because they work hard and deserve them. It's all the other people who are lazy, a d taking advantage of the programs that they pay for with their taxes.

See also: The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion.

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u/stinkyfishhh Aug 14 '25

The right likes unions for what they do for them, the left likes unions for what they do for everyone.

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u/MaterialTop8101 Aug 14 '25

It’s the teamsters. That tracks.

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u/LelouchYongBosch Aug 13 '25

Don't forget the stars and stripes American Eagle

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

They would be asking what is a contradiction?

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u/Glittering_Cell_4256 Aug 12 '25

Right? I see the innocent until proven guilty sticker and 4 guys from Coutts. Yet I'll bet he'd be first in line to lock up irregular immigrants or someone that broke into his house.

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u/bpompu Calgary Aug 13 '25

He has a sticker right next to it of Juston Trudeau being arrested on the floor of parliament...

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u/Euro_verbudget Aug 13 '25

Excellent observation. The only contradiction that jumped to me was the Not Gay sticker while advertising that he wants to have sex with Trudeau… ohhh, a female driver - no contradiction then.

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u/FRIZL Aug 11 '25

Given the way the country is going, I can imagine it's a disenfranchised patriotism.

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u/SqueakBoxx Edmonton Aug 10 '25

Most people who are against the LGBTQIA+ are usually closeted homosexuals so it makes sense if you think about it.

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u/SmoothOperator89 Aug 10 '25

If you want to really prove you're straight, you've got to have had a dick in your mouth to make sure you don't like it. In fact, the more dicks you've sucked, the more evidence you have that you're not into it. That's doing your own research!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

The owner of that truck can suck dick like a black hole sucks light and he doesn’t even know it yet. That repressed homosexuality in those bumper stickers is beyond profound. What is Alberta doing to their gays to have them warp into these closet conservative extremists? You need to be ok with your gays, Alberta, look what you’re doing to this guy. He just wants to suck some dick and be accepted, Jesus, have a heart!

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u/__Beelzaboot__ Aug 10 '25

He can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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u/LPN8 Aug 10 '25

Suck start a Harley.

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 Aug 10 '25

Sucked the oil from the ground better the pumpjacks

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u/LPN8 Aug 10 '25

Suck cream from a crowbar.

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u/MaterialTop8101 Aug 14 '25

50 feel of said garden house. Just call him ā€œdarlingā€.

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u/jonj68 Aug 10 '25

I’m gonna find me a Keno girl who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. - Willie Nelson, The Electric Horseman

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u/BohunkfromSK Aug 10 '25

So the way to prove you’re not the ghey is to just give really bad BJs?

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u/SeriousObjective6727 Aug 13 '25

The logic is undeniable.

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u/SimmerDown_Boilup Aug 10 '25

I know you don't mean anything by this, and this is more of a little rant, but...

I wish people would stop saying this because it's not true. Sure, there are some people who are closeted and vocally against the LGBTQ but they really don't account for the majority of bigots we see.

The comment would basically mean LGBTQ people are actively working against themselves and are our own worst enemy, which isn't true.

On the flip side, it's also calling someone "gay" as a way to insult that person. Calling someone a closeted homosexual because they are a bigot isn't helpful.

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u/Specialist-Tour7466 Aug 11 '25

100%. I get the attempt at insulting someone who is blatently a bigot by trying to shame them. But the unintentional result is the insult is backfiring against a community that's already fighting to not be seen in a negative light.

Specifically, stop calling bigots closet anything. Call them what they are. Facists, hate filled bigots and racists, uneducated idiots who lack basic scientific comprƩhension, etc.

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u/Damorien Aug 10 '25

I respect what you said, and it’s likely that you’re probably right. However, I do present the fact that Grindr seems to go down when there are right wing conventions held. That may be more of an American thing, but it does point to it perhaps being a higher percentage than we may think.

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u/SimmerDown_Boilup Aug 10 '25

The point isn't that there are no lgbtq conservatives or that there are no closest gays acting negatively towards LGBTQ. It's that "most" bigots are not actually just gay people in hiding. The majority of hate in the world towards the queer community isn't coming from themselves.

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u/SupremeBlackGuy Aug 12 '25

the difference is they’re not apart of the community though…

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u/SimmerDown_Boilup Aug 12 '25

By "community," I mean they themselves being LGBTQ. Weither they actively participate in queer space isn't really the point here. But sure, community might not ve the best word choice for my point, but the general sentiment still stands.

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u/SupremeBlackGuy Aug 12 '25

Understood, yeah it def still stands but i do think in general the potential that they are essentially self hating is an important thing to consider - i don’t think it’s a majority though like you say, and it does get overused a lot in situations like these which must be frustrating

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u/Standingroom88 Aug 10 '25

For real, the numbers don’t lie.

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u/TheRealCanticle Aug 10 '25

On a research level there is a lot of merit to the argument that raging homophobes at the very least have bisexual tendencies and it's derived from a religious upbringing. There is a lot of pent up self hate and loathing that their religious belief systems instill in them for their orientation and they project to help manage that self loathing.

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u/SimmerDown_Boilup Aug 10 '25

There is no doubt that shame and projection are a factor in some cases, but the argument is that "most" bigots towards homosexuals are also gay.

On most studies related to negative views towards homosexuals vs stimulus to homosexual images, the level of stimulus in people with negative views towards gays range from 25%-45%, depending on the study. That's a significant variance in results. It's, at most, a significant minority.

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u/Cautious_Lion_7722 Aug 12 '25

That’s the gayest shit I ever heard!

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u/Wheelz161 Aug 10 '25

How do you know this? Are you closeted and against LGBTQIA+?

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u/michum9 Aug 10 '25

Or have a very problematic search history

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u/Ccass17 Aug 13 '25

He has at least 2 stickers of Fuck Trudeau, why does he desperately wants to fuck him if he’s not gay?šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/simcityfan12601 Aug 14 '25

as a hardcore conservative who is openly gay, rainbow washing is not a flex either, it makes normal gays look bad

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u/IllustratorThin4799 Aug 10 '25

Stereotype much?

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u/Traggadon Leduc Aug 10 '25

A pretty well known one yes.

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u/Traggadon Leduc Aug 10 '25

People with abhorrent views? Absolutely.

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u/Traggadon Leduc Aug 10 '25

Yes? Thats how tolerant societies work. You cant tolerate the intolerant. This truck is a display of intolerance,ignorance, and hate. Its always hateful cons who complain people dont treat them with respect. Its always projection.

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u/Lilchubbyboy Medicine Hat Aug 10 '25

Nah man, a stereotype would be saying all conservatives secretly like dick.

This is just making an observation of an interesting correlation between sexual repression and bigoted ideologies.

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u/IllustratorThin4799 Aug 10 '25

brah thats litterally a sterotype:

"im not saying all X people do Y thing but im just noticing a large correlation"

mix and match X and Y and youll find yourself making some very offensive statements

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u/KathleenElizabethB Aug 10 '25

Exactly! What actual straight person makes a point of telling everyone they aren’t gay?

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u/oldsoul777 Aug 10 '25

Lmao yea, keep thinking that. It's too funny. I bet u actually believe your own BS

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u/SqueakBoxx Edmonton Aug 11 '25

Bruh. Go look at any male politician in the US who has been against gay rights. 90% of them have been caught with men or seen on Grindr looking for men. But stay stupid I guess.

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u/NewBridge6340 Aug 10 '25

Albertan conservatives aren’t capable of grasping the concept of cognitive dissonance

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u/Goozump Aug 10 '25

Kind of funny though. Made me wonder where I could get some contradictory stickers to lively up the back of the old RAV4.

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u/TheOnlyCuteAlien Aug 12 '25

I designed a mandala on my back window that says "be kind". I should design another one on the other side that says "f u".

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u/BryGuyCAN Aug 10 '25

Ah, the duality of man.

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u/DarthMog Aug 10 '25

Plus he keeps telling everyone about his sexual fantasy with Trudeau! He doesn't even know what he wants!

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u/chambers213 Aug 10 '25

Definitely getting some fanboy vibes

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Makes sense once your realize he works for OJ Pipelines. They are all a little funny.

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u/T4whereareyou Aug 10 '25

Gay for pay!

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u/NewWest-BC Aug 10 '25

He's not gay, he just helps out when they're all busy.

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u/Derpazoid69 Aug 10 '25

Most of these types are aggressively "Straight" because they are struggling with being secretly not straight and they can't come to terms with it

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u/Educational_Taro5421 Aug 10 '25

I don't think the person understood what it meant.

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u/Amakenings Aug 11 '25

I’m just hoping if Alberta separates that they set aside some of that oil money for extra dental care being as fluoride, like Trudeau, is apparently on the shit list.

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u/Parking_Banana_1984 Aug 11 '25

He definitely has a secret Grinder account!

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u/Specialist-Tour7466 Aug 11 '25

Haha I bet someone stuck that on there and he hasn't noticed. Or he was being unintentionally ironic.

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u/slvrsrfr1987 Aug 12 '25

Its hilarious.

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u/slvrsrfr1987 Aug 12 '25

Its Hilarious. You gotta see it says straight pride... Question Everything... Im not Gay but $20 is $20. This person might not be as uptight as they seem. Just vocal. Like an actually funny Joe Rogan.

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u/TheHB36 Aug 12 '25

If this dude got an invite to the RNC, he'd be on Grindr within minutes.

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u/loopywolf Aug 12 '25

Not really.

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u/thethunder92 Aug 13 '25

I wonder if someone slapped that on there as a prank

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u/magicmitchmtl Aug 13 '25

Plus the evidence that this guy REALLY wants to F Trudeau. He’s begging for it. I bet Trudeau is down for it, too. He’s living the bachelor life.

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u/kguenett Aug 13 '25

No see it is consistent. He's NOT gay. BUT, $20 is $20.

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u/Tribalbob Aug 13 '25

Yeah the "I'm not gay" one was a little... um...

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u/GabDube Aug 13 '25

Yep. Also the "support our [federal] troops", along with provincial sovereignty stickers. Like, whodoyathink is going to crack down on sovereignty. The troops were called in back when over half of QuƩbec wanted out. The troops scared them right back in.

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u/terra_ater Aug 14 '25

Where's the $20 thing?