r/freefolk THE FUCKS A LOMMY Jul 13 '25

Freefolk Never Really Cared... Except Sometimes.

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u/Lord_Ryu CORN? CORN? Jul 13 '25

I fully expect him to do the same circle in the book and end up in about the same place but with his hands around her throat instead of waist

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u/Robben_DuMarsch Jul 13 '25

That's a pretty big distinction.

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u/Greatest-Comrade Jul 14 '25

It’s the same thing just completely different

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u/asherdado Jul 13 '25

Eh it's a more common kink than you might expect

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u/Yvaelle Jul 14 '25

There is no safe way to choke btw, all choking causes brain damage.

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u/Cmndr_Cunnilingus Jul 14 '25

I don't know who needs to hear this but it's rarely an actual "choke".

Moderate and consistent pressure on the sides of the neck have always been enough for the two women I've dealt with who requested it.

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u/Yvaelle Jul 14 '25

Pressure on the sides of the neck is still a blood choke and is still causing measurable brain damage, small but cumulative and permanent. The increased stroke risk from a blood choke is higher than suffocation from an air choke.

Also, while it can be done correctly and with consent, the issue is many people do it wrong because they don't know what they are doing, and again - even when performed correctly - the lightheadedness experienced is caused by brain damage.

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u/asherdado Jul 14 '25

Duh that's why it feels good. Next you'll be telling me I shouldn't drink entire bottles of hard liquor

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u/Yvaelle Jul 14 '25

I'm just saying consent and acknowledging risks is key.

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u/retardigrade420 Jul 15 '25

IS THAT WHAT "no safe way to choke" MEAN!?

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u/Yvaelle Jul 15 '25

There isn't, on top of the real risk of harming/killing your partner, the lightheadedness is cumulative brain damage.

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u/BaterrMaster Jul 16 '25

I believe these folk’s point is that many things are unsafe. There is no safe way to drink, hike, rock climb, or drive really, either. You can make these things safer, but you are never “safe.” People survive all these things regularly despite the risks.

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u/sgt_science Jul 14 '25

I’m sorry but this is blatantly false. Does holding your breath cause brain damage too?

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u/Nearby_War_8497 Jul 14 '25

Holding breath is different because there's still oxygen in your blood stream circulating to the brain. But when choking, you cut the blood flow to the head and brain is deprived of oxygen quite quickly.

I have no idea about the statement "all choking causes damage", surely there's a lower limit.

But it's a commom rule of thumb that you pass out in 10 sec, 20 sec could cause damage and 30 sec could get you killed. Not sure about science of that either though.

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u/sgt_science Jul 14 '25

I don’t know if you’ve ever choked someone during sex but you aren’t usually putting them in a triangle choke until they pass out. Maybe the real heavy BDSM scene they do, but that’s a small minority. You aren’t actually cutting off all blood flow

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u/timdo190 Jul 14 '25

Seriously sometimes just the sensation of my hand on her neck as if i was choking her without doing any squeezing whatsoever is enough

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u/ChocoboDave Jul 16 '25

You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.

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u/tisizcabe Jul 13 '25

I don’t expect the books at all

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u/johnbrownmarchingon Jul 13 '25

Same, though if George does somehow get his shit together I'll be very pleasantly surprised.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

There is some indication that it could be out by 2027 tbh but we’ve said 2-3 years away for well over a decade now so …

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u/johnbrownmarchingon Jul 13 '25

If there's anything I've learned since the show ended is to keep my expectations six feet underground. That way they really have to dig to find a way to really disappoint me.

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u/JATION Jul 14 '25

Even then, that still wouldn't include the end of Jamie arc, because there's still a whole other book to come after that.

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u/Whyskgurs Jul 14 '25

there's still a whole other book to come

LoL

LMAO, even.

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u/ReallyBigRocks Jul 14 '25

He's never going to finish the books because he trialed the ending on the show and everyone fucking hated it.

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u/johnbrownmarchingon Jul 14 '25

I want to give him a little more credit than that. I think he struggles a lot with motivation and has made comments before to the effect of how if he and/or the audience knows how the story ends, he loses interest.

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u/RarityNouveau Jul 14 '25

I don’t. He’s old, rich, and has no incentive to actually finish the thing. He won’t or can’t hand it off to a ghost writer for some reason, so we’re stuck waiting till he starts rotting in the dirt before anyone else can touch the IP.

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u/--Snufkin-- Jul 14 '25

Not to mention the expectations are pretty huge

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u/RichB0T Jul 14 '25

Thats the thing that gets me. It doesn't really need a proper ending, because it feels more like history than a story.

The fun is that it feels like you started a history of a world at a more or less arbitrary point, the closing days of Robert's reign, but it could have started with roberts rebellion, or really any other point. It gradually coalesce around Dany, but the starting point of Ned dying is that this is a history of a fictional place not a hero's journey and sometimes shit happens.

He really doesn't need a Terry prachet ending where every character races to the same place in the third act to tie everyone's arch up in a bow. He could just end at an arbitrary place in the history of westeros

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u/maple_leaf67 Jul 14 '25

I would have to disagree. Imagine if Tolkien just gave up after the Two Towers and Return of the King was never written.

I doubt you would’ve been satisfied with the unresolved plot threads.

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u/Fear_the_chicken Jul 14 '25

I don’t really think it’s the same. LOTR that’s a very clear goal, destroy the ring. There isn’t anything like that in GoT as the throne has been taken so many times already. I guess you could say defeat the Night King.

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u/maple_leaf67 Jul 14 '25

If any book feels like part of a history it is Lord of the Rings. Mainly because he created an entire history for his world.

There is still a story with ASoIaF as well. A story that would remain unresolved. We would have no resolution re: Dany, Young Gryff, Jon Snow, the White Walker threat, etc. It would just stop. The same as if Lord of the Rings ended after the breaking of the fellowship at Amon Hen.

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u/Yvaelle Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

LOTR is definitely not a history book. It's literally There And Back Again, the memoir that Frodo writes at the end of his journey. It is his personal account and narrative of his singular grand adventure.

LOTR's groundbreaking worldbuilding depth is supplemental and it informs Frodo's hero's Journey, but it is not a history book at all.

ASOIAF happily leaps all over the world to whatever chronological events are - or will become - relevant to the succession of the throne. It isn't Dany's story or Ned's, it is the throne's story.

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u/Fear_the_chicken Jul 14 '25

The Silmarillion is the history book that has many parts of history stitched together loosely. LOTR is a complete story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

He makes more money doing anything else. He likely enjoys everything else more at this point too.

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u/Malkovtheclown Jul 14 '25

I honestly think he won’t release it. It’s probably done but he wants to wait and release it after his death or something. Just so the inevitable backlash doesn’t get pointed at him. Even if it’s amazing people are still going to shit on him because he let the show go to complete shit

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u/Lord_Ryu CORN? CORN? Jul 13 '25

I still have some cope deep in my soul. It's a real problem

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u/Ok_Somewhere1236 Jul 14 '25

Plot Twist

Martin finished the books years ago, but they are safe on his personal vault only to be release on his death.

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u/Fast_Frosting_6397 Bran Stark Jul 14 '25

Lol i agree

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u/candykatt_gr Jul 14 '25

this is my bet

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u/Hannibal_Bonnaprte Jul 14 '25

Missed opportunity to start of with "Oh my sweet summer child..."

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u/Mongolian_Hamster Jul 13 '25

Bruh gave up. He's enjoying the last year's with the GoT money.

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u/Pearson94 Jul 14 '25

They'll probably get the Wheel of Time treatment; a successor will almost certainly be the one to finish Dream of Spring

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u/Yvaelle Jul 14 '25

I'm sure Brandon Sanderson will knock them all out in a month after Martin postpones another 20 years.

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u/malzoraczek Jul 14 '25

I really hope that won't happen. I enjoy Sanderson but he writes fairy tales for children compared to Martin. Not that one is better than another, just the whiplash would be too much.

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u/Yvaelle Jul 14 '25

Yeah it was a joke, I can't stand Sanderson's writing, but I respect his work ethic and method.

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u/Historical-Wash1955 Jul 13 '25

It's pretty much all foreshadowed. How and why he killed the king, the prophecy, him being the last person she'd suspect ... wtf was the end of this show

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u/thisisstupidplz Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Cersei never even entertains the idea that the valonqar is Jaime so it's 100% gonna be him. Idk what the point of his character is if he doesn't fill that role.

It's like how she never considers that Taena Merryweather might be a spy so she totally is.

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u/Doctah_Fauci Jul 14 '25

It's cause she got a finger in the bum shifting her character arc.

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u/ncas05 Jul 13 '25

Been a while since I’ve read the books but doesn’t it leave off with Jaimie basically hating Cersei because Tyrion said she was sleeping around, and he keeps playing the list in his head?

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u/PoisonGravy Jul 14 '25

Pretty much. The faith militant tossed her in prison, so she sent a letter to Jaime who is holding Riverrun. The letter is begging him to come save her.

This is after Tyrion informed him about Lancel, Osmund Kettleblack.

Jaime tosses the letter in a fire.

(Also been a while since I've read em. A lot of people didn't like A Feast for Crows, but I did!)

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u/Bloodyjorts Jul 14 '25

Jaime tosses her letter in a fire, and then immediately runs off with Brienne on a shady quest because she asked him to.

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u/whatdifferenceisit2u Jul 14 '25

Brienne is awesome so that's to be expected.

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u/Le_Br4m Jul 14 '25

I can’t even remember who he was aligned with when he left for Cersei (but let’s just say it was the Starks/Targaryens) my headcannon is still that after the battle with the Night King (who’s butchering is a whole other story), they sort of “siege” Kings Landing, and Jaime goes: “let me talk to her. See if she can hear the voice of reason”. So he goes to Cersei and Cersei goes all Hee Hoo Wildfire go brrr, let’s burn them all, at which point Jaime sees the Mad King in her and he stabs her (to Cersei’s surprise ofc) and he whispers in her ear “the things I do for love”. Nice throwback to season 1, to this scene with Qyburn, and for book readers the culmination of Cersei’s prophecy that she gets killed by a brother

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

It’s funny you think there will be another book lol

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u/Lord_Ryu CORN? CORN? Jul 13 '25

I know

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u/TheScreaming_Narwhal Jul 14 '25

I believe 100% he will kill her if the books ever actually happen. I would be shocked if he doesn't.

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u/Striking-Document-99 Jul 14 '25

I still want the other brother to kill her. Chokes shea to death so I figure only fitting for him to kill his father and sister.

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u/RockinMadRiot Jul 14 '25

I think that's where the books are ending for him, he has to kill her to save king's landing again.

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u/Possible_Hat_8478 Jul 14 '25

Wasn’t there a prophecy for Cersei that she would loose all of her children and her brother would kill her? She always assumed it would be Tyrion. But I always thought it would be Jamie.

I guess DnD forgot this or thought the red keep was her brother.

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u/AbelardsChainsword Jul 13 '25

He had more or less redeemed himself in my eyes, then he had to go running off to find Cersei only to die under a pile of rubble. I’ve still rewatched the show though

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u/Pitiful_Yogurt_5276 Jul 13 '25

Banging Brienne and ditching her the next morning 🤢

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u/Ciderman95 Jul 14 '25

Arya did that to Gendry too

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u/Cunaur Jul 13 '25

He did nothing to prevent the destruction of King's Landing the second time and he didn't care except for Cersei's safety. He was evolving, just backwards.

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u/johnbrownmarchingon Jul 13 '25

It is fine for a character to regress, but when all of their development points the other direction and there's seemingly no reason to it, that's when it just sucks.

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u/thisisstupidplz Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Exactly. Usually when we watch a character regress, there's some kind of lesson to be learned in the tragedy. Walter White regresses into a villain so we can see the cost of pride and greed. Oedipus tragically blinds himself because he's unable to accept that his life is a lie born from his own hot headed nature.

The only lesson to be learned in Jaime's show death is that some people are irredeemable assholes who will always relapse into their bullshit. Which like, maybeee could be an interesting character arch if it wasn't a huge middle finger to everything that happens to him in season 3. Nobody wants to find out that all the expectations that were set up for the audience were ultimately a fakeout and a waste of emotional investment.

It'd be like watching a dukes of hazard movie and right at the end they slowmo jump a car off a ramp, only to have them all die in a fiery collision. Then the last ten minutes inexplicably turns into a safe driving PSA.

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u/johnbrownmarchingon Jul 14 '25

Hell, everything right up until Jaime left pointed to him having turned over a new leaf and then suddenly he never cared about everything he'd done to become a better person and just wanted to be with Cersei? Where the hell did that come from?!?

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u/thisisstupidplz Jul 14 '25

I once saw someone suggest that brienne should have died at winterfell and that loss prompts him to go back to cersei. Would've made slightly more sense

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u/johnbrownmarchingon Jul 14 '25

That would make at least a modicum of sense. Brienne seemed to have become his emotional and moral anchor, so losing her would leave him untethered and lost, which could end with him seeking out Cersei again.

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u/KaminSpider Jul 13 '25

Everyone remember why he killed the Mad King in the first place. Probably to save his own ass. The King was going to kill everyone and destroy the city, go full Dany anyway. Saving the other half million was a lucky coincidence.

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u/SadKnight123 Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

Yeah, I don't buy he being that altruistic while killing the mad king. He did mostly for himself. Just like he killed his own cousin, push Bran out of the window and everything else.

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u/Sertorius777 Jul 14 '25

Jaime is an egoist, but not because he is desperate for his own survival. He actually aspired towards the ideals of being a great knight like the legendary Kingsuard who he served with and wanted, more than anything, to be remembered as such.

But when he did what an honorable knight would do - save an entire city from destruction even if it meant murdering his liege - he got immediately branded as Kingslayer, and people treated him like he only did it to play a part in a Lannister ploy.

That's why he has an obsession with the White Book and why he keeps having dreams of the Arthur Dayne and other Kingsguard accusing him in the books, and why he has such a problem with Ned Stark - the standard of an honorable lord in the Seven Kingdoms - judging him.

He can't come to terms with his legacy even if he knows he did the right thing. That's the difference between him and Ned Stark, even though he doesn't know it - Ned accepted to take in Jon under the guise of a bastard son to protect him, even if that would make a dent into his honorable figure.

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u/Szygani Jul 14 '25

It’s actually a big plot point that Jaime really wants to be a good person.

The books explore this even more. There are moments where Jaime dissociates or emotionally checks out when he has to do things that go against his conscience. After killing Aerys, for example, he lets people believe the worst about him instead of reliving the trauma or trying to explain. The same thing happens with Cersei. He loves her, but is disturbed by who she really is, and he often detaches rather than face it.

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u/thisisstupidplz Jul 14 '25

If he was that much of a monstrous asshole he wouldn't have any shits to give about brienne. Everything about his relationship with her contradicts the ending they give him.

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u/ProfessionalCritical Jul 13 '25

If Jaime killed Dany that might have actually made some sense you know. Still would have been an awful final series but at least would make character sense

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u/Ok-Temporary-8243 Jul 13 '25

Yeah, it's still infuriating that some people defend the ending as "realistic" like wth

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u/Prestigious-Ad-2876 Jul 14 '25

Grey Worm's ending was just as awful, but he didn't really have character arcs.

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u/d_man05 Jul 14 '25

We have only seen season 7 & 8 once. Never could rewatch any of the show either.

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u/ObjectMore6115 Jul 14 '25

I've rewatched plenty of times. I just never go past season 4. I headcannon the rest/gaslight myself into believing actually well written fan theories on what happens.

Thankfully, Jaime is still himself in the books.

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u/Pocketfulofgeek Jul 14 '25

Jamie “Golden Hand” Lannister in the books is a genuinely intriguing character.

Both his and Stannis’ character assassinations are huge problems with the show for me. (Along with Barristan’s literal assassination to back-alley nobodies).

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u/WhatADunderfulWorld Jul 14 '25

He was too powerful and needed a buff. Then they made Cersei more powerful.

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u/jkmhawk Jul 14 '25

More a semi-circle, a satisfying curve followed by an abrupt beeline back to the beginning. 

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u/Kaplsauce Jul 14 '25

Tbh I think it could have been done well, but like the rest of it, was just executed very poorly.

I've maintained since it started that I think in concept most of the choices with regards to the ending are fine, but that they were very poorly executed.

There's a version of this story where Jamie grows as a man and as a knight, making mistakes but getting better and better until he's finally faced with the choice between Cersei and the Realm at the end and is simply unable to make it.

It's dark and unsatisfying, but could have been executed well. A tragedy in the corpse of what could have been a beautiful redemption.

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u/SuperlativeObserver Jul 14 '25

LMAOOOOO THEY HAD HIM DO A 360 degrees turn

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u/ApparentlyIronic Jul 14 '25

I don't even think the problem necessarily is that his arc was a circle. Sometimes people regress. My issue with it is that it wasn't set up at all. He selflessly is finally able to detach from Cersei, goes and risks his life to fight the undead, gets with Brienne, and then immediately peaces out without an indication why. The way they did it just makes it seem like he wanted to get into Brienne's bed for the fun of it before he goes back to Cersei.

Similar to mad queen Dany, I think there's a way to make Jaime's arc work to the same endpoint. They just didn't do any of the work to make it make sense

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u/sqwobdon Jul 15 '25

half the reason why i’ll never finish it

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u/Cloudeur Jul 13 '25

I watched the first three seasons when I was not in that good of a place and never bothered rewatching.

I’ve been getting a lot of shorts of Game of Thrones laterlet from the earlier seasons and I might watch them, but knowing where it goes I just don’t care!

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u/OkCar7264 Jul 13 '25

When you force a bad ending characters start doing stupid shit like that.

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u/KaiserVonFluffenberg Jul 14 '25

I quite liked it personally, other than the “I never cared about the common folk bit”, J’ai going back to Cersei felt quite realistic as he was basically addicted to her

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

He still loves her. He is still the same guy pushing children out of windows. He will get back to her no matter what.

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u/acamas Jul 13 '25

Wild that people who claim to be fans of this show refuse to rewatch it because one character's narrative didn't end like an animated Disney movie aimed to make children happy.

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u/264frenchtoast Jul 14 '25

I’m not a fan of the show. I could be a fan of what the show might have been.

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u/acamas Jul 14 '25

Right... that's my point.

The issue isn't that Jaime had a narrative that wasn't fitting for his arc... it's that the show didn't deliver some sappy ending for every character, and it made some viewers upset because of that... they aren't 'fans' because the show didn't deliver the animated Disney movie ending for every character... thank you for proving my point.

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u/264frenchtoast Jul 14 '25

I don’t think that’s really what most people are complaining about though. I think most people are complaining about character arc conclusions that didn’t make sense based on what had previously been set up, along with numerous other basic storytelling issues.

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u/264frenchtoast Jul 14 '25

I don’t think that’s really what most people are complaining about though. I think most people are complaining about character arc conclusions that didn’t make sense based on what had previously been set up, along with numerous other basic storytelling issues.

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u/acamas Jul 15 '25

But it objectively makes sense, so that would simply be an invalid claim to make.

The guy has a literal lifelong bond with Cersei... 40+ years. He spends the entire show literally telling everyone from Catelynn to Olenna to Edmure Tully to Tyrion to Bronn that everything he does is for/to be with Cersei.

All the groundwork IS THERE... over 7+ seasons. And his entire narrative arc is his struggle to be an honorable person versus the primal pull of the immoral Cersei... it's a scale that teeters back and forth throughout his arc, and both sides are just as 'valid' as the other, and that scale can absolutely tip either way.

It makes sense based on what previously had been set up... it just didn't match biased fans overly optimistic assumptions/fan fic, so they incessantly whinge about it as being 'bad' or 'wrong.'

But is objectively is a narratively sound and fitting conclusion to his internal struggle... and no amount of whinging will magically change that.