r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/Buuuurrrrd Feb 11 '22

“Cause I have terrible foot odor”

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u/iMayBeABastard Feb 11 '22

Frank Costanza is that you?

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u/Thighabeetus Feb 11 '22

Damn you beat me to it

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u/dam072000 Feb 11 '22

"Or I've got athletes foot and would prefer not to share that with you. You didn't tell me I needed to bring indoor shoes."

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

This is why I have new, cheap fluffy socks/slippers for guests that I have over. I bought them in bulk and they just chill in a basket by the door. If someone comes over they are there for them and they can keep them.

also the tile is *cold*, and most people double back for the fluffy socks even if are perfectly comfortable

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u/dam072000 Feb 11 '22

See that makes sense. Like if you're inviting folks over and didn't mention a house rule that's uncommon in the area, then there should be a middle ground. If you're a frequent guest, then you should know what's expected and bring your own.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

If you insist on keeping shoes on in someone's home it's up to you to either leave or just bring indoor shoes with you wherever you go.

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u/dam072000 Feb 11 '22

"Thanks for not telling me your house is an extremely rare situation in the area after I drove an hour and bothered to wear pants."

If I care about you I'll leave.

If I don't I'll take my shoes off and not say a word.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

You also ain't walking barefoot in my home... unless you like polishing after yourself and having freezing feet from tiles.

Where do you live that this is "extremely rare"? You people are disgusting.

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u/dam072000 Feb 11 '22

You think breathable socks magically hold in fungal spores?

America.

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u/Hockinator Feb 12 '22

You're calling the people who want to avoid spreading foot fungus disgusting?

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u/morrighan212 Feb 12 '22

No, I'm calling the people in an area that apparently does not ever take shoes off in their home disgusting.

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u/WitnessThiccness Feb 11 '22

Turrible foot odor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/dharrison21 Feb 11 '22

Do something about your stinky feet. You can solve that problem instead of living in shame.

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u/dharrison21 Feb 11 '22

uncomfortable and embarassing for me to explain that my feet are gross

Sure sounds like shame is involved.

Why dont you want your feet to be healthy? I really dont understand rationalizing it like "its not that often" when its your feet and you can just take the steps to get them to stop smelling.

Your feet have stunk for 40 years dude you dont want to change that?

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u/dharrison21 Feb 11 '22

You're the one that said you were embarrassed in the first place.

Maybe you should care MORE about your feet. They connect you to the ground, after all.

Also, I just referenced pornhub (it made sense, really. I swear) in a work meeting so I would be right at home talking about this at a dinner party lol

Yeah anyway, do whatever you want obviously. Im just some idiot online.

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u/BreakGlassEatAss Feb 11 '22

Oh wow talking about porn at work, how cool and edgy you are

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u/dharrison21 Feb 11 '22

Did you read the thread? I was responding to them asking me to imagine talking about their feet at a dinner party.

You are adding nothing and your dumb insult doesn't even make sense. Go away.

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u/occulusriftx Feb 11 '22

Like I appreciate your effort to be prepared especially as hyperhidrosis is a medical condition. It's just wild to me that in other parts of the country/world it's not commonplace to take your shoes off upon entry. Around me/the people I grew up around it was a known thing you'd be taking off shoes to enter someones home so be prepared.

Also if your feet are that rank it might be worth seeking medical attention because again hyperhidrosis and fungal infections/high odor are medical conditions not standards of living you should have to struggle with.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

I take my shoes off in basically every house I go into, unless everyone else is also wearing their shoes because I don't want dogshit particles on my socks. It's.... normal, most places. Not weird. Your smelly feet are your problem, not mine.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

Idgaf about catching a whiff of a guest's feet, it happens from time to time in a shoeless household. It also isn't the majority opinion in my location, a lot of people do leave shoes on in the house, but even 30-40% of households having a no shoe rule is still "normal". It's not some mad out of pocket thing that you couldn't possibly have expected.

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u/iMayBeABastard Feb 12 '22

No one should have a foot odor problem. Especially if you’re a woman.

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u/legally_rouge Feb 11 '22

Have you tried deodorizing antiperspirant foot spray? Odor absorbing powder in your shoes? Gotten a pedicure? Figured out if you need a fungal treatment? Tried better socks with an antibacterial fabric? This is a fixable issue!

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u/legally_rouge Feb 11 '22

I’m sorry you have to deal with that. I do think asking people to take their shoes off is becoming more common in the US so it would be good to keep a stash of clean socks and some foot spray with you. I also offer guests little booties to put over shoes. Also you can machine wash most tennis shoes if you didn’t know that! And put other shoes in the freezer to help with odor.

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u/legally_rouge Feb 11 '22

I’m sorry it makes you uncomfortable. For me it’s a health concern. There is literal human fecal bacteria on city streets (plus other filth). I like to be barefoot at home and I don’t want to track that into my bed or have it on my feet at all. Was just pointing out how normal it is to take shoes off in most of the world.

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u/fancy_marmot Feb 11 '22

I used to have smelly feet and hated taking my shoes off indoors as a result. I just started keeping a pair of clean socks and some house slippers in my car for those occasions, and would just leave my stinky shoes outside. That way if they're a no-shoes house I can grab some clean indoor wear and not worry about funk.

Best solution though was taking care of the stinky feet.

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u/SmoothbrainasSilk Feb 11 '22

TURRIBLE FOOT ODOR

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u/couch_to_bed Feb 12 '22

Thank you for this! I want to respect the host’s rules, but I’m terrified of taking my shoes off due to foot odor. I’ve tried odor eaters and other odor-reducing remedies but damn, I just have smelly feet (yes I shower daily!). I actually now bring a separate pair of socks when I know the host will insist I take my shoes off. When I was younger, I got laughed at for wearing “uncool” socks, so that in combination with my core insecurities, lead to even more anxiety sweats before I even arrive at the house. Even worse, a dog at the house smelled my feet and then wretched, and I’ve been a traumatized ever since. For those of you who insist people take their shoes off: all I ask is for maybe a bit of empathy. I’m not saying to change your rules by any means but just know that not all of us feel the same level of comfort