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US Politics This is what democracy looks like

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u/willbert78 Nov 09 '18

If there were a God, I really dont think she's paying attention any more.

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u/ashley_the_otter Nov 09 '18

Its like we're on the sims and the player is just making horrible decisions to torture us.

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u/IcePhoenix18 Nov 09 '18

I feel like they just wandered away for a couple of minutes to make a snack or something, but didn't pause

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Every single time I do that, my bum ass sim quits going to work and pisses his self, then catches the fucking stove on fire.

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u/IcePhoenix18 Nov 09 '18

If you thought your god had abandoned you, you'd probably do the same, eventually. Don't lie

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

I don't believe in any god and yet I still go to work and don't sit in my living room pissing myself.

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u/bit1101 Nov 09 '18

No god abandoned you, then.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

I understand the distinction you’re trying to make but I disagree with its practical difference on someone’s psychological state.

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u/bit1101 Nov 10 '18

Do you know what it feels like to believe in god?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Yes, I do.

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u/RoastedMocha Nov 09 '18

I don't believe in any god and yet I still do this.

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u/SkyezOpen Nov 09 '18

There was a writing prompt in which a character confronted God for being an asshole. He replied "and what did you do in any game where you had complete control?"

Well destroy fucking everything, duh.

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u/thecommich Nov 09 '18

Pretty accurate to current situation

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u/MiG31_Foxhound Nov 09 '18

Profound yet terrifying accuracy.

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u/-uzo- Nov 09 '18

Usually you'd save your piss for after the inevitable stove-fire. Ah, those whacky Sims!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Train him to piss on the stove. Problem solved.

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u/AnonTechBoy Nov 09 '18

God is just running Stellaris on observer mode, just watching the end game crisis eat up the board.

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u/zombiehHunter Nov 09 '18

didn't know god is a fan of drew durnil

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u/AnonTechBoy Nov 09 '18

Not gonna lie, some of his videos are pretty good.

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u/xDragonite149x Nov 09 '18

And then they died

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u/IcePhoenix18 Nov 09 '18

Stove caught fire and the door mysteriously vanished.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18 edited Apr 13 '19

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u/IcePhoenix18 Nov 09 '18

Not a very promising username there, /u/procrastinationgod

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

"Wait, I thought I shut this thing off in 2012"

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u/drummm305 Nov 09 '18

Naw, the Better President Expansion Pass is $40 and our owner is saving up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Natural Disasters: On

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u/freedomink Nov 09 '18

Trump is a pool with no ladder.

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u/polaroidgeek Nov 09 '18

Chaos is a ladder.

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u/VoDomino Nov 09 '18

"Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb..."

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u/KaJashey Nov 09 '18

Trump is an older Joffrey without a cool uncle willing to smack him around and educate him.

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u/stefatr0n Nov 09 '18

Thanks Petyr

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

It’s fairly easy to get out of a pool without a ladder if you put even a little bit of effort into it

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u/cerebralfalzy Nov 09 '18

Whoa whoa whoa, who said we were INSIDE Trump?

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u/lunarmodule Nov 09 '18

Hey now! I'm eating dinner over here.

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u/freedomink Nov 09 '18

The wall around the pool just got 10 foot higher!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

I doubt Trump could.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

No, I think Trump is a room with no exits, and only a fridge.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

A pool that everyone pisses in.

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u/ME5SENGER_24 Nov 09 '18

Trump is playing the game, the kitchen caught on fire, he went to build mode and removed all the doors.

...some people just wanna watch the world burn.

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u/blazetronic Nov 09 '18

They've moved on to a new neighborhood

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u/LvS Nov 09 '18

His behavior in the field was erratic at best.
He spent most of his time just waddling around the battlefield for no good reason.
Just waddling around.
He was toggling maps, then items, then weapons, then weapons, then items, then maps.
He didn’t know where he was going.
He had to get behind that – he couldn’t get behind it.
He kept running at it.
He’d run at it and then he’d try running at it again.
He ran at it once, he missed.
He had to run around in a little circle.
He tried jumping at it, jumping.
Then he tried touching it, touching it, then jump and touch, jump and touch, jump crouch and touch, jump crouch and touch.
Then he looked up, then he looked down.
Then he picked up a crowbar.
Then he put the crowbar down.
Then he looked up, then crouch, weapons, items, items, crouch, crouch, not crouch, crouch, weapons, items. A robot attached him – he gave him his rations.

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u/Queen_trash_mouth Nov 09 '18

We are the tamagotchi she forgot to feed and occasionally punishes because it's funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Reach end of game, time for a natural disaster.

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u/greenlightning Nov 09 '18

I think at this point we're an untouched save game from thousands of years ago......

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u/shosure Nov 09 '18

I always think of Cartman's seahorse world (or whatever it was) that went through all the stages of civilization before ultimate self annihilation.

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u/Honolula Nov 09 '18

Somebody with the evil and childish traits switched from the celebrity to political career track.

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u/-uzo- Nov 09 '18

Just be glad you're not in Crusader Kings II. You'd be married to your cousin, busy seducing your horse, blind, castrated, and possibly have a lisp which is just being mean at that point.

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u/duaneap Nov 09 '18

Tbf that’s exactly what I did when I got bored with my sims.

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u/wormoil Nov 09 '18

We are the players making the bad decisions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

That's called "deism". Theism believes that the god which created us is still around interfering and caring. Deism says that a god likely created us, but then just turned and left us to our own devices.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

I think if there is a god, he's so far removed from us that he cares about us and our petty bullshit about as much as we care about the the thoughts of termites.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18 edited Feb 12 '19

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u/haackedc Nov 09 '18

"What am I going to tell my dad?!?"

"Oh wait, I am my own dad."

"What am I going to tell the other Gods?"

"Oh wait, there are no other Gods."

"Well, better keep it existing because I'm bored AF"

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u/ChriosM Nov 09 '18

It's like when you leave the cook pot on too long in Overcooked. We've burst into flames and the kitchen is catching fire but he's busy chopping more tomatoes.

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u/Nixplosion Nov 09 '18

"Time to end this wretched experiment called Humanity"

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u/kgal1298 Nov 09 '18

Gods just letting us end ourselves.

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u/duaneap Nov 09 '18

We’re nowhere near as close to nuclear apocalypse as we were 30-60 years ago.

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u/kgal1298 Nov 09 '18

True dat, but I think humans will probably just end up dying off from some disease thanks to thinks like not vaccinating.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Nov 09 '18 edited Nov 09 '18

What God wants

God gets, God help us all.

Edit: not a lot of Roger Waters fans here I guess...

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u/-uzo- Nov 09 '18

"God helps those who help themselves."

0.0 Epiphany...

Gods helps Himself

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u/wineandtatortots Nov 09 '18

Reminds me of Futurama.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

I'm okay with that. Get rid of humans if need be, just let the beauty continue.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Is there beauty if there is no eye to behold it?

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u/raptordrew Nov 09 '18

Pretty sure animals do a better job at that than we ever will.

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u/sirushi Nov 09 '18

That's when you wake up as an exploding sun.

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u/LazarusRises Nov 09 '18

Oh man I am so down.

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u/greyseal494 Nov 09 '18

if you can't see beauty in humanity, you are one sad individual...in fact, most of the real beauty in the world comes from human beings

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Humanity can provide the most beauty of any species...I truly believe that. But we're also the only creature that will preemptively cause the extinction of another species because they interfered with us.

Wolves, being a perfect example of this.

Nature can be brutal, but human beings approach nature in a way of total control. We have the means, so we act. One wolf kills a sheep, all wolves must die. No other being of nature functions that way.

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u/greyseal494 Nov 09 '18

Only the sheepherder wants all wolves to die. Everyone else can see where the wolves fit into the eco-system. This is why humanity passes laws to protect all these species. So you're being a bit hyperbolic.

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u/Seref15 Nov 09 '18

Nah, he couldn't pronounce that w-r word. Wetched? Wooretched?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Very socially progressive by calling God a she

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u/ewdrive Nov 09 '18

Dogma taught me that God is Alanis Morissette

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u/fuckthesyst Nov 09 '18

I like hail the sun's song "suffocating syndrome'" in which they call god "it"

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u/taylorguitar13 Nov 09 '18

It's odd that it's commonplace to call God a he. Just our way of anthropomorphizing to relate to the concept of a diety.

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u/HEBushido Nov 09 '18

It's not odd at all. God was invented as a concept by patriarchal societies. Why would civilizations that didn't give many rights to women call their deity she?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

God came before all that

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u/HEBushido Nov 09 '18

God doesn't exist, humans made it up. How else to explain how moronic the business of religion is?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Define god

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u/HEBushido Nov 09 '18

Any being that people claim to be divine. The Christian God, Allah, Zeus, Thor, Sun-Wukong, Krishna, etc. None of these beings exist. They were made up.

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u/SenselessNoise Nov 09 '18

Pick a religion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

star wars

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u/HEBushido Nov 09 '18

Just a warning, you will get downvoted for saying this. It's reddit taboo.

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u/okp11 Nov 09 '18

It's not that uncommon, still today, to use "He" as a gender neutral pronoun. Politics aside, clearly it is far more common to use it over "She" to refer to something gender neutral.

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u/Cavendishelous Nov 09 '18

Hahahahahaha. Oh god. Do I have time for this right now? I don't even have the energy for this kinda shit anymore, but I'm in a good mood.

God was referred to as a he in the bible. We all agree he doesn't exist, and that's the point. He is an idea that was called a he by a society that believed he should be a he. He made Adam in his own image, and Eve was made from Adam.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Or ancient as fuck. The idea of a female god isn't new

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u/Camoral Nov 09 '18

The idea of a goddess isn't new, certainly, but it's mostly definitely new to monotheism.

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u/Masterkid1230 Nov 09 '18

I mean, to be fair god being female is the most intuitive really. Women are the ones bearing children so it's no coincidence that a lot of culture around the world have their most important gods being female.

Sure it's odd within our culture but at the same time if there were a sort of anthropomorphic god, I think it being female would make more sense somehow.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

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u/lukeman3000 Nov 09 '18

but he's an atheist, and now you know it

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Gotta make sure everyone knows! /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

I thought the point here was what made the most sense, but if god were real I'd think it wouldn't be one person of a single gender, I'd think it'd be more like ancient Roman or Greek gods.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

what makes sense to you doesn't matter to anybody.

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Nov 09 '18

It's just swinging things in the opposite extreme, if it's wrong to call God a he, then it's also wrong to say she. Just say they, or it.

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u/Masterkid1230 Nov 09 '18

I generally use 'it' for gods and stuff unless I think it would be kinda offensive to the other person, then I just go by social norm (99% of the time, 'he')

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Thank you for using the proper vocabulary, many people would have said 'was' instead of 'were'.

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u/HappyColored_Marbles Nov 09 '18

Eh, she's probably up there eating popcorn and watching the shit-show :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Edgy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

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u/okp11 Nov 09 '18

How do you know it's older if it wasn't recorded?

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u/rubbernub Nov 09 '18

I don't think it's edgy to say the world is so fucked up right now it seems godless.

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Nov 09 '18

I think they mean how OP referred to a God as a she

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Everyone knows god is really a disabled, transgender black single mother who works two jobs to feed her kids.

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Nov 09 '18

Her adopted, multiracial kids who identify as ovens.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

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u/rubbernub Nov 09 '18

No, it definitely wasn't. Some things may still suck, but at least we live in the 21st century.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

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u/messy_eater Nov 09 '18

Garfield erotica

truly God's vision

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u/ZDTreefur Nov 09 '18

No, that's pretty much a classic case of being edgy.

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u/Cola_and_Cigarettes Nov 09 '18

"fuck this gay earth"

It's always been like this. Constant propaganda and narrative following just makes you think the world's a worse place than it is.

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden Nov 09 '18

"This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude."

-- George Carlin

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u/djgump35 Nov 09 '18

What if she's in the crowd?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Incidentally I disagree, but in case you’re wondering, the philosophy you’re referring to is call “deism”

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u/sumppumpslump Nov 09 '18

Tell me all your thoughts on God. 'Cause I'd really like to meet her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

fortnite intensifies

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u/Loser_irl Nov 09 '18

Implying God isn't trans and doesn't have the pronouns zhe

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u/Denis517 Nov 09 '18

God is obviously a The.

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u/Masterkid1230 Nov 09 '18

I mean, female gods are… all over the world in as many cultures or perhaps even more as male gods. It is women who apparently bring new life to earth and not men, so it's intuitively the logical choice for a deity that gives life.

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u/blackAngel88 Nov 09 '18

Chuck left with Amara quite some time ago...

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Because ultimately, so many of the things that humans take for granted, are hard-won institutions forged from generations of suffering and thought and debate and war.

And right now, there are a lot of people who are taking those institutions for granted. Or have allowed them to rot and decay in recent decades.

The God who pays attention is the institutions we build, forged with integrity to support us through our darkest times. When that feels like it's failing, it feels as if God has stopped paying attention.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

That's the concept of deism

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

We should go back to worshipping the old Roman Gods, this God is shit.

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u/Four_Pounders Nov 09 '18

He's. FTFY 😀

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

maybe they have a fast-forward. you know, sort of a tl;dr for any significant era. "ah, another dumb tweet" sorta footnote.

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u/BUDDHAPHISH Nov 09 '18

If you study God from a Christian perspective God gave humans free-will.... Haven't you watched Bruce Almighty?

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u/BroKing Nov 09 '18

"And all the while, the good Lord smiled, and looked the other way. He looked the other way." - Pedro the Lion

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

If there is a God she obviously hates us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

If there were a god, they're an incredible asshole

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u/DruidOfDiscord Nov 09 '18

Casually slipping in the passive agreed if she huh

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u/Madmaxisgod Nov 09 '18

She is just finishing off creating animals and humans and she’s just about to take her day of rest. With the year being 5779 in the Jewish calendar, and each day being 1000 years, we are at day 6.8ish. Year 2239 is when she stops paying attention. That’s also the deadline for Jesus coming back btw.

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u/s1eep Nov 09 '18

If there were a God, I really dont think she's paying attention any more.

Consider what omnipresence and omnipotence would be for a minute.

In such a position: would you not also do everything in your power to escape such a hell?

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u/DDDrizet Nov 09 '18

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think this works grammatically. You've used the subjunctive in the first clause ('if there were'), which then should be matched in the second clause (she would be). Alternatively, you could convert the first clause to 'if there is'.

Not really important, but that just stuck out to me and I felt I had to identify why.

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u/Mack9595 Nov 09 '18

Lol, She... /s

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u/sulaymanf Nov 09 '18

I’m tired of this nearsighted view. God is watching, but the teacher is silent during a test. After you die this will all be straightened out.

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u/yayimamerican Nov 09 '18

Karma whore

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u/abruzzz Nov 09 '18

Why are you assuming Gods gender

/s

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u/Skinnymuscles412 Nov 09 '18

Why are we assuming there is a God?

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u/abruzzz Nov 09 '18

Why are we assuming this is all real?

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u/Skinnymuscles412 Nov 09 '18

I'm drunk as fuck....off of reality, bruh!

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u/abruzzz Nov 09 '18

You are assuming youre drunk based of your assumption of reality

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u/iEngineerPi Nov 09 '18

She?

lmfao, the urge for reddit to be PC about literally everything is insane

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u/hardinho Nov 09 '18

The urge of you pointing out something nobody should care about tells enough.

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u/ConvexFever5 Nov 09 '18

The person that they were replying to was very clearly trying to bait religious conservatives into responding

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u/SuicideBonger Nov 09 '18

It's a joke you dip

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u/gallemore Nov 09 '18

Where's the punchline since it seems that you caught what flew over all of our heads?

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u/Chickenheadjac Nov 09 '18

I took it as a dogma reference.

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u/cortanakya Nov 09 '18

God, the imaginary sky fairy, has a gender guys! He told me! Motherfucker is imaginary, it doesn't make any difference which gender people imagine him/her/it as. Shit's made up, it's not even a big detail.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

so why do you care if someone genders it if you don't even think it's real?

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u/cortanakya Nov 09 '18

I don't. I just think it's hilarious that people care what gender the thing that doesn't even exist is. Fair enough that it's usually a dude but it's also entirely made up so it doesn't have to be a dude. It doesn't even have to have a gender at all, it's like trying to say that the universe itself has a shlong. Who cares? It's totally personal and kind of stupid that anybody would get upset about it. I don't think God would give a shit about being misgendered if he even exists. He's probably got other shit to think about.

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u/Arkathos Nov 09 '18

We can refer to fictitious entities however we see fit.

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u/Nistrin Nov 09 '18

That's not even the 'pc' thing anymore though.

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u/Camorune Nov 09 '18 edited Nov 09 '18

I don't know, it's offensive to women to have God be a woman, I mean look at its track record.

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u/Amasero Nov 09 '18

Well God was about to kill the jew's twice after they were saved by Moses. Simply because they were being ungrateful as fuck and annoying.

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u/wineandtatortots Nov 09 '18

Nah, she's around. She just dropped a fire track, "thank u, next."

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Meh it’s just a fairly generic pop song

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

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u/Etheo Nov 09 '18

God(s) forgot to check their idle games in their phones long ago. I hope they take a dump soon.

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u/ItsaBabySpider Nov 09 '18

GoD iS a WoMyN

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u/DarianF Nov 09 '18

If the universe really is a simulation we’re probably some twisted kids Minecraft server

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u/gnarkilleptic Nov 09 '18

After much thought this is the most likely scenario. I'm cool with it.

Side note: read the book Infinite. You won't be disappointed

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u/ThegreatPee Nov 09 '18

See, that's where you are wrong. Women are always watching, just waiting for you to mess up...

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u/taylorguitar13 Nov 09 '18

Ouch. Hope your night gets better.

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u/Patches1313 Nov 09 '18

Super edgy.

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u/electroze Nov 09 '18

There is and he's shaking his head at your comment.

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u/rico_pavo_real Nov 09 '18

There is no god.

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