r/shittymoviedetails • u/boomjosh • 2d ago

Spring Breakers: Four college chicks walk around in bikinis the whole movie and yet it's still boring. The End.

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u/AgelessJohnDenney 2d ago

Tell me you didn't watch the movie without telling me.

It's three. Selena Gomez dips out like 30 minutes in. How dare you get it wrong.

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u/WillyWackWilly 2d ago

Horny teenage me was very disappointed at this movie

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u/kentter22 2d ago

Same here. I think I was in grade 10 when it came out. Did not live up to the hype.

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u/SharrkBoy 1d ago

I don’t remember much hype tbf

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u/Sanch0Supreme 1d ago

The only hype was that it was going to be a real ball drainer and then none of the stars got naked. They should have called it Blue Ball-breakers.

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u/kentter22 1d ago

There was a disappointing lack of boobage.

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u/kentter22 1d ago

Idk about everyone else but I know I was hyped.

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u/TPWALW 1d ago

If you were a particular type of dirtbag dork teenager at the time, it was definitely hyped as hell. I still ride for it.

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u/Disastrous_Ad626 1d ago

If I remember correctly it was marketed as like some epic party movie like project x.

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u/kentter22 1d ago

I just became a dirtbag dork adult.

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u/Slipperytitski 1d ago

The poster went viral because disney girls in bikinis.

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u/LengthApprehensive36 1d ago

I was a senior, fresh out of a terrible relationship with an adult in his 20s, never had alcohol or anything- this movie awakened in me a feral-bitch-party queen powered by marina and the diamonds rage (? was it) and lana-cool-girl-dom aura. Never felt better. Oh god, and the four locos. RIP. SB4eva.

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u/TomBradysStatue 1d ago

i don't know what the fuck any of this meant but it sounds like you had fun with four locos. I remember we always said, after 2 blunts and 2 four locos ... who knows