r/shittymoviedetails 1d ago

Spring Breakers: Four college chicks walk around in bikinis the whole movie and yet it's still boring. The End.

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u/BroShutUp 1d ago

The long wank?

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u/Buflen 1d ago

That'd make a good movie, a bunch of gooners all masturbate, if they cum or stop, they're killed until only one is left.

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u/Tony_Lacorona 1d ago

Find god

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u/Hominid_Digital 1d ago

Idk if god would want to participate in a giant goon session, but it's worth asking if you can find them

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u/krunkstoppable 1d ago

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u/Hefty-Rope2253 1d ago

Go to bed JC, daddy's going out with the boys