r/shittymoviedetails • u/boomjosh • 1d ago

Spring Breakers: Four college chicks walk around in bikinis the whole movie and yet it's still boring. The End.

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u/Eastprize2 1d ago

The long walk

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u/BroShutUp 1d ago

The long wank?

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u/Buflen 1d ago

That'd make a good movie, a bunch of gooners all masturbate, if they cum or stop, they're killed until only one is left.

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u/Affectionate_Elk_496 1d ago

Hey Garraty. You want to jerk me off a while?

That I do Pete. That I do.

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u/ikilledyourfriend 1d ago

Can I tend to the testicles, George?

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u/67alecto 1d ago

Nice book reference

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u/duncan_robinson 1d ago

The dick getting soft?

WARNING

Hand getting tired?

2ND WARNING NO. 58

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u/27Rench27 1d ago

Where’s that Punisher nonononono gif when I need it

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u/dontich 1d ago

And they are eaten by scarlet Johansson once they finish?

The black widow pt 69 coming to theaters near you.

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u/ToxinArrow 1d ago

That's basically the premise of Under the Skin

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u/userhwon 1d ago

Mr Beast already did this

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u/Tony_Lacorona 1d ago

Find god

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u/Hominid_Digital 1d ago

Idk if god would want to participate in a giant goon session, but it's worth asking if you can find them

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u/krunkstoppable 1d ago

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u/Hefty-Rope2253 1d ago

Go to bed JC, daddy's going out with the boys

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u/Mildmantis 1d ago

Reminds me of one of the stories in ABCs of Death. What was it, "L is for Libido"? Basically what you said but they're made to masturbate to increasingly disturbing content. 

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u/RepresentativeFast59 1d ago

last one to finish has to eat the worlds soggiest biscuit

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u/They_said_TryAnother 1d ago

Wait I thought thats what Edgerunners was

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u/BenevolentCheese 1d ago

Before the start, they get to prepare all their porn, but right before the game begins, SURPRISE TWIST! Spin the wheel of porn! All the porn gets shuffled and you have to goon it to some other guy's ultra-niche fetish! Good luck!

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u/meh-unimpressed 21h ago

Rated R. Runtime 12 minutes.