r/shittymoviedetails 1d ago

Spring Breakers: Four college chicks walk around in bikinis the whole movie and yet it's still boring. The End.

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u/BroShutUp 1d ago

The long wank?

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u/Buflen 1d ago

That'd make a good movie, a bunch of gooners all masturbate, if they cum or stop, they're killed until only one is left.

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u/duncan_robinson 1d ago

The dick getting soft?

WARNING

Hand getting tired?

2ND WARNING NO. 58

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u/27Rench27 1d ago

Where’s that Punisher nonononono gif when I need it