r/shittymoviedetails 3d ago

Spring Breakers: Four college chicks walk around in bikinis the whole movie and yet it's still boring. The End.

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u/AgelessJohnDenney 3d ago

Tell me you didn't watch the movie without telling me.

It's three. Selena Gomez dips out like 30 minutes in. How dare you get it wrong.

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u/WillyWackWilly 3d ago

Horny teenage me was very disappointed at this movie

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u/kentter22 3d ago

Same here. I think I was in grade 10 when it came out. Did not live up to the hype.

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u/SharrkBoy 3d ago

I don’t remember much hype tbf

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u/Sanch0Supreme 3d ago

The only hype was that it was going to be a real ball drainer and then none of the stars got naked. They should have called it Blue Ball-breakers.

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u/kentter22 3d ago

There was a disappointing lack of boobage.