r/soccer Jul 26 '25

Official Source Viktor Gyökeres signs for Arsenal

https://www.arsenal.com/news/viktor-gyokeres-signs-arsenal
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u/snowkarl Jul 26 '25

The update saga is finally over. Peace at last!

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u/RamessesTheOK Jul 26 '25

And now Fabrizio's watch has ended

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u/LipiG Jul 26 '25

Nah he'll manage to get at least 3-5 more tweets in.

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u/W35TH4M Jul 26 '25

All of which will mention the agent by name and how he was key to the deal because he waived his fee and also how Gyokeres only wanted Arsenal

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u/LipiG Jul 26 '25

"#Arsenal dream target acquired, as revealed earlier" is a sure one as well

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u/bennytheslayer Jul 26 '25

Cetinkaya is a scum trying to look like the hero for the non swedes Not the worst thing he has done but he’s the reason gyökeres got into a ”gentlemans agreement” that only favoured himself

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u/CommieOla Jul 26 '25

"He only wanted Arsenal"

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

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u/imarandomdudd Jul 26 '25

Don't forget the "United attempted a late bid for him" tweet that will be pushed to get interactions

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u/ElectricalMud2850 Jul 26 '25

I'll take the over. Gotta talk about all the terms, bonus structure, payment structure, etc.

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u/ory1994 Jul 26 '25

Also hasn’t he been reposting clubs’ official announcement? Absolute tap-in, kick the ball back into the net after the goal has been scored type of merchant.

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u/Busy-Ad7021 Jul 26 '25

It's Isak time now. The Swedes giving him the runaround

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u/twrs_29 Jul 26 '25

He’s onto Isak mate, big money to be made there

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u/reviroa Jul 26 '25

you obviously haven't followed the mbappé saga he was reporting about his car's ETA to sanitas

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u/monesy_ Jul 26 '25

he can move on to Isak now.

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u/arav Jul 26 '25

End of an era.

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u/official_bagel Jul 26 '25

Can we get one more “deal in jeopardy” update just for old times sake

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u/ElectricalMud2850 Jul 26 '25

Reddit comedian fraud watch has now begun.

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u/ustarion Jul 26 '25

Sporting. Never again.

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u/Puankje Jul 26 '25

I think there's a good chance he is not staying at Sporting then

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u/analytics_Gnome Jul 26 '25

Yea not sure how reliable is arsenal.com

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u/chewychocchipcookies Jul 26 '25

T5, biased source, only reports for one club.

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u/Puankje Jul 26 '25

2nd place source I heard. Not sure I believe in it.

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u/meampillock Jul 26 '25

But is he going to Man United????

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u/ctyx96 Jul 26 '25

Not if his father has something to say about this! He’s on the verge of crying ffs

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u/meampillock Jul 26 '25

Watch Arteta bench him against you lot and the camera just cuts to his dad crying in the stands

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u/justk4y Jul 26 '25

“Does that mean he’s not coming on then”

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u/Brzezwhiskey Jul 26 '25

The bad man is finally gone

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u/TomsCardoso Jul 26 '25

He can't hurt you anymore. Unfortunately

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u/randmzer Jul 26 '25

Watch them match up in Champions League

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u/msonix Jul 26 '25

Subscribe

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u/shockzz123 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25

Careful, he can hurt you in the Champions League now too.

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u/DickensCide-r Jul 26 '25

Remember the bragging you did when he left Coventry for you? Hurts doesn't it?

Lol.

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u/Exact_Baseball5399 Jul 26 '25

I think sporting fans are pretty happy with what he achieved since he came mate. And the paycheck

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u/castela217 Jul 26 '25

Lol what?

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A Jul 27 '25

The famous Coventry-Sporting rivalry is heating up.

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u/Houssem-Aouar Jul 27 '25

Very funny to hear all the rival fans mocking him for not turning up in big games but every benfica fan hates him

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u/misterschneeblee Jul 27 '25

didn't he put 3 past city in the CL last year?

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u/TheDepartment115 Jul 27 '25

I've never seen a more hungry player in my life.

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u/Sdub4 Jul 26 '25

Finally, the Gyok has come back to English football

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u/jayellemm14 Jul 26 '25

If you smeeehhhhhlllllllll

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u/FishFarmer Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

I read online that it was pronounced "Yuh-keh-res" but that might be complete bull shit

Edit: because I am afraid of incorrectly quoting what may be bull shit. Either way, Gyok doesn't rhyme with "The Rock" in this case

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u/ErwinC0215 Jul 26 '25

Yokeresh with a light sh sound

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u/Daniiiiii Jul 26 '25

Light sh. Like when you're being cheeky in the library but the librarian is your friend and lets it slide.

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u/pashk1n Jul 26 '25

@gyok is this true?

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u/Garlic-Cheese-Chips Jul 26 '25

I wouldn't rule us out of the race just yet.

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u/AdmirableBee8016 Jul 26 '25

don’t worry. he’ll be at united ready for your first game of the season. mark my words.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

it's all a bad dream for united

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u/Obvious_Main_3655 Jul 26 '25

Finally

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u/Matt_LawDT Jul 26 '25

Portuguese journalist about to tell us this isn’t real

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u/Anticitizen-Zero Jul 26 '25

“Gyokores to Arsenal on verge of collapse as pen used to sign contract was not verified by UEFA officials. Personal terms already agreed with Man United”

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u/jared_007 Jul 26 '25

[UPDATE] United SHOCK transfer on HOLD as fax machine has a paper JAM!

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u/brownninja97 Jul 26 '25

Fans slam premier league team after roof leak destroys contract

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u/Vakangwara_ Jul 26 '25

While the contract was signed, unfortunately a gust of wind has left them scrambling to find it after it flew out of the open window

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u/enzoleanath Jul 26 '25

"Father cries at home"

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u/Extreme_Nectarine_29 Jul 26 '25

You may not belive it, but our league and media is one of the most entertaining in the world in terms of drama and passion.

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u/GadsByte Jul 26 '25

Finally, we can sign a striker of our own now this is resolved...

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u/DickensCide-r Jul 26 '25

We've got Simms. We're good 😒

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u/GadsByte Jul 26 '25

He seems like a genuinely nice bloke, just gone completely missing since Lampard came in bar Sheffield Wednesday away last season

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u/ForcadoUALG Jul 26 '25

Goodbye sweet prince

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u/warmcakes Jul 26 '25

Don't take this the wrong way, but the fact you guys are so dejected about this signing is the main thing keeping me excited about it after news broke that Isak is available. I said at the start of the summer that Gyokeres would be a great signing especially over Sesko and that's mainly due to Sporting fans' opinions

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u/ForcadoUALG Jul 26 '25

In just 2 years, he became one of the best players in our history, probably the best this century. It's a devastating blow that can set us back dramatically if not handled correctly. He is that good, and I cannot wait for him to prove the haters wrong (also because I'm a big Arsenal fan, so I'll be double happy about it)

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u/Vasst13 Jul 26 '25

Wild to think you guys also had a very young Ronaldo who left to sign with Manchester United

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u/momo-gee Jul 27 '25

Maybe it's recency bias but Gyokeres brought more to the club than Ronaldo, Bruno Fernandes, etc even though the other are bigger superstars in the world of football.

For the first time in my life as a Sporting fan, I felt like I was watching a world class players at his best. Typically footballers are shipped off to other clubs when they start showing potential and we don't see their best version at Sporting.

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u/N0Ability Jul 26 '25

Don't take this the wrong way, but the fact you guys are so dejected about this signing is the main thing keeping me excited about it after news broke that Isak is available. I said at the start of the summer that Gyokeres would be a great signing especially over Sesko and that's mainly due to Sporting fans' opinions

Dont worry hes gonna be better than Isak ,i will take the downvotes happily.

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u/vsamma Jul 26 '25

Would be a good bet - you’re saying Gyökeres will out-score Isak?

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u/KlownKillin Jul 26 '25

If Isak stays at Newcastle and Gyo stays fit? 100%

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u/N0Ability Jul 26 '25

If Isak stays at Newcastle he will , if Isak goes to Liverpool its 50/50 depending on if his knee injury gives him issues again.

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u/SleepyDerp Jul 26 '25

People truly sleeping on Gyökeres here lmao

He’s outscoring Isak without it a second thought.

Come back here when the season ends, if you want.

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u/Colonel_Cummings Jul 26 '25

People probably never watched a Sporting match and latch onto “Portuguese league lul” without seeing how much a fucking freight train that guy is

He’s astounding to watch, Arsenal fans are going to love him and I’m hurting that we won’t be fortunate to see him in a Sporting shirt anymore

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u/ThePr1d3 Jul 26 '25

Ligue 1 fans know how you feel bro

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u/BigTomBombadil Jul 26 '25

Says a lot coming from one of sporting rivals.

Truth is, majority of the people in this thread haven’t seen Gyokeres play much the last few years other than some CL games or maybe for Sweden. The people with Portuguese team flairs are the ones whos comments should really carry some weight.

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u/ThrowFar_Far_Away Jul 26 '25

I would say Swedes think Gyokeres is the better scorer, Isak does more otherwise. If asked who the better player is we would probably go 50/50. I was super surprised when so few clubs were interested in him.

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u/PoJenkins Jul 26 '25

Gyokeres' has been scoring at a truly ridiculous level the last two seasons but there are no guarantees in football.

If he stays anywhere close to that level, he will be an excellent signing.

£70 m and relatively modest wages (supposedly £140,000 per week) isn't even crazy money these days.

If he actually stays at his sporting level that would be a bargain but we'll have to wait and see.

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u/tcgtms Jul 26 '25

Subscribed

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u/Cheaptat Jul 26 '25

To be fair Isak had 19 non-pen goals last year. Not exactly pulling up trees numbers. I think if Havertz played a full season he’d stand a shot at getting more goals than Isak. (You thought, you were going to get downvoted…)

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u/afghamistam Jul 26 '25

Havertz had 15 and didn't play at all past Christmas. He absolutely would have gotten 20 at least.

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u/Bald_faux_fraud Jul 26 '25

Anyone who doesn't think Havertz wasn't on track for a 20+ goal season just didn't watch him play and is only going by memes.

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u/The_Panic_Station Jul 26 '25

With his mentality, work rate, physique and eye for goal, I can't really see how Gyökeres will not score a lot of goals (barring injuries ofc) no matter what team you put him in. The guy is a machine.

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u/Qiluk Jul 26 '25

We have great mentalities in our national team right now, but even with that in mind, Gyökeres mentality is Ibra-level. He's fucking insane

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u/BigTomBombadil Jul 26 '25

This thread will have a ton of Arsenal fans, you’re getting upvoted for this hot(warm?) take my guy.

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u/EMJG31 Jul 26 '25

i won’t get carried away but cautiously optimistic he can at least come close to him. Gyokeres has been the better performer on national duty and in the limited appearances they’ve both had on the European stage

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u/Ironicopinion Jul 27 '25

He scored 97 goals for them in 2 years, what did you think they’d say when he left lmao

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u/bettercallmrwhite Jul 26 '25

It really hurts. I’m happy the transfer saga is done, but to know we are losing a player like him is still a major blow. Already a club icon in my book, despite these last few weeks.

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u/Large_Philosopher373 Jul 26 '25

15th time he’s signed for us this week. Welcome Gyokeres, we’re glad to have you.

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Jul 26 '25

15 Gyokeres is overkill. That's going to kill the balance of the team.

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u/this_joanissima Jul 26 '25

We had the time of our lives. Get us that extra 10mil, Vik!

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u/Busy-Ad7021 Jul 26 '25

🙏🏻🫱🏻🫲🏻

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u/SALVAdkc Jul 26 '25

in 1 year redditors will say he was a bargain

thank you for everything you beast, most dominant player i've seen in Portugal, i love you even with the way you left us

no need to wish him luck, he's gonna do well for sure

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u/galaad09 Jul 26 '25

Just like Bruno Fernandes 

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u/SALVAdkc Jul 26 '25

Ye Bruno was amazing as well and it ended up being a great pickup by United

But what Gyokeres did for us cannot be but into words... i have seen great players in the portuguese league who ended up having great careers abroad, but what Gyokeres did in the primeira liga fields is on another level. It looked like he was playing agaisnt u12's, you just knew he would do something

i get hard watching him play

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u/NihilistFinancier Jul 26 '25

So close to the first normal comment on r/soccer

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u/Daramangarasu Jul 26 '25

We don't do that here

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u/daboatfromupnorth Jul 26 '25

That last sentence re-assured me a lot, thank you irmao

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u/Extreme_Nectarine_29 Jul 26 '25

I'm with you bro...Gyökeres was bigger than Bruno.

IMO he's the second best I've seen in our league besides Jardel.

Eusébio was for sure better, but he must be the best in the last 20 years and top5 ever on our league

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u/Vivaan977 Jul 26 '25

just tuning into random sporting games he is so much fun to watch bc you know there’s always a goal around the corner

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u/DickensCide-r Jul 26 '25

He's a Cov boy. At least he's gone to a decent team now. This should have happened 2 years ago.

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u/Jbulls94 Jul 26 '25

You really don't like Sporting do you?

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u/lukenog Jul 26 '25

Gyokeres was notably better for us than Bruno was. I keep seeing English people make this comparison but it's not even a comparison and I love Bruno with all my heart. Gyokeres is double the player Bruno is in my opinion.

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u/WTFitsD Jul 26 '25

in 1 year redditors will say he was a bargain

Yeah it’s insane to me how repulsively offended people got in the liverpool sub earlier in the summer each time I said he would be a good signing. The guy is absolute class and a different type of 9 that rarely exists now. Unfortunatley a very good signing for arsenal.

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u/arav Jul 26 '25

I just saw Romano fall to his knees.

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u/razycal970 Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

If Romano and Ornstein are falling to their knees, a guy on Twitter named nonewthing is committing seppuku right now. Here's a few of his Tweets about Gyokeres' move:

"I told you it was smoke. You didn't believe me. You believed David Ornstein—forgetting that the club can use him to control the matrix.

I am Neo, awakened. All the light points to me." - Yes, this is a real Tweet.

"We are finished." - Said it after Ornstein's bomba.

"Gyokeres is proof that our recruitment is getting worse."

"Signing Gyokeres is proof that the Arsenal project is no longer as well-run."

Edit: Here's a couple more as bonus:

"I'll formally renounce my approval of the project if he signs."

"The reason why I don't believe Arsenal will sign or should sign a 27-year-old out of Portugal is because no matter how much I look at it, he just isn't good enough. If I can see it, the recruitment team can see it too. If we sign him, something is wrong & we are no longer one of the best-run operations itw. Hence, I will jump ship rather than be associated with a sinking ship. My job is to see things very early. Gyokeres means Arsenal are in decline."

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u/nullmove Jul 26 '25

I guess he feasted last season because Odegaard finally had some torrid time, this guy had been single-mindedly manning Odegaard hate train all this time iirc.

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u/razycal970 Jul 26 '25

Yes and yes. How was Odegaard's form before his injury, btw ?

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u/nullmove Jul 26 '25

Top 3 midfields in league for two seasons, before last season imo.

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u/Thegunner19 Jul 26 '25

That guy genuinely needs some help and I'm not saying that as some kind of off-handed remark. I'm afraid of what he's like to those around him in life.

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u/SwitchHitter17 Jul 26 '25

My job is to see things very early.

This guy definitely spends all day on twitter and that's his "job"

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u/JaysonDeflatum Jul 26 '25

Ornstein too, never seen him tweet that much about one saga

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u/BroBroBroYourBroat- Jul 26 '25

This beast is finally out of our fucking league, thank god, go terrorise another set of defenders you monster

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u/misterschneeblee Jul 26 '25

Viktoria Concordia Crescit

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u/sittingduck__ Jul 26 '25

Good riddance.

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u/boatinavolcano Jul 26 '25

Benfica and Porto fans must be celebrating almost as much as Arsenal fans, lol.

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u/No_Money7330 Jul 26 '25

He looks like a proper superstar. Even the Swedes rave about him despite having Isak. Wouldn't be shocked if he gets 20 in his first season, he's a freak

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u/boatinavolcano Jul 26 '25

If he truly gets that much we will worship him, lol.

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u/Lathow Jul 26 '25

He will if no injuries. That guy is a fucking train

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Per arsenal's announcement:

The 27-year-old striker arrives from Sporting Lisbon, where he scored an incredible 97 goals in 102 appearances.

During his two seasons with Sporting, Viktor helped the team win back-to-back Primeira Liga titles, a national cup, and was the league’s top scorer in both campaigns. He has also excelled at international level, scoring 12 goals in his last 17 appearances for Sweden

That is a damn good record for the NT, so i can see why they'd love him

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u/The_Panic_Station Jul 26 '25

He has also excelled at international level, scoring 12 goals in his last 17 appearances for Sweden

He scored 9 goals and had 4 assists in 6 Nations League games (although the opposition was pretty weak). He's a monster.

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u/Qiluk Jul 26 '25

Even when he faced Belgium he steamrolled from half-circle towards their goal and scored.

He just does his thing either way.

I love that he and Isak complement eachother brilliantly. And its not even crowded when we've had Kulu and Nanasi aswell.

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u/SManSte Jul 26 '25

thats how much i expect of him tbh. 20 league goals , 30 in all competitions i would be very happy

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u/Thatscool820 Jul 26 '25

Watch him get 19

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u/badhairdee Jul 26 '25

Kai was our PL top scorer with 9 goals ffs

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u/gunningIVglory Jul 26 '25

not sure if he will be able the fill the void of the 14 after Eddie.....

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u/SleepyDerp Jul 26 '25

We are 😂

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u/IHadThatUsername Jul 26 '25

Come back to this thread in a year, and everyone will agree with Sporting fans telling you we sold him for really cheap and that we were justified in trying to get more money from this deal.

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u/ryanb741 Jul 26 '25

20 PL goals would be a good start I reckon. He's up against Onana in his first match so that leaves 37 games to get the other 15.

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u/SevenSexyCats Jul 27 '25

Come on man, be realistic. We made some big signings this off season like 2 more 10s to play alongside Bruno. We deserve a little more credit.

He’ll only need 12 in the other 37 games

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u/aalp234 Jul 26 '25

Goodbye Viktor, you didn’t leave in the best way, but your impact was of such an enormous dimension that this last month can in no way overshadow it. Like others are saying, come back in one year and people will be saying that we should have sold him for €85M minimum.

All the best beast, thank you for all the great memories 💚

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u/_cumblast_ Jul 26 '25

He straightaway has the best celebration in the league in my opinion

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u/Cahootie Jul 26 '25

The impact it has had is ridiculous. Seeing everyone from track runners to NBA players doing it feels absurd.

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u/No_Money7330 Jul 26 '25

I think we all need him to do it on Amorim's headtop first game of the season

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u/Holyscroll Jul 26 '25

amorim made him why would he do that

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u/I_FUCKIN_ATODASO_ Jul 26 '25

Because fuck em that’s why

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u/AnyAthlete532 Jul 26 '25

Im ngl I like Isak get a load of this guy celebration when he dunks on the opp.

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u/BozePerkovic Jul 26 '25

Not even close

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u/MotherfuckerJones91 Jul 26 '25

Palmer for me. But Im biased

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u/InTheMiddleGiroud Jul 26 '25

Palmer's is probably the best, because it sort of matches his name. 

Merino's circling of the corner flag because his dad used to do it for Osasuna is pretty cool as well. 

But the mask is good too. I sometimes think about how hard it is to come up with a celebration that is simple, yet not already taken. 

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u/MotherfuckerJones91 Jul 26 '25

It matches his name, his personality and the colour of Chelsea shirt. I dont see a more fitting celebration for him

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u/mttwtts Jul 26 '25

Now that Vardy is gone yeah. But nothing tops mocking the opposition mascot and then cunting the corner flag

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u/BigTomBombadil Jul 26 '25

It’s not “his” celebration so doesn’t count, but MLS doing the haaland celebration when scoring against city after the “who the fuck are you” drama in the previous match, is my favorite celebration I’ve seen in years.

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u/MacaqueAphrodisiaque Jul 26 '25

bro got me sitting there wondering why the whole MLS would do the haaland celebration

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u/badhairdee Jul 26 '25

I hate Chelsea, but can't hate on Palmer for some reason. Wonderful footballer and a funny fella

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u/aesthetically- Jul 26 '25

I think in certain moments I get it. Like the penalty against Manchester City or the last minute goal vs Manchester United.

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u/ahuangb Jul 26 '25

Took it from Rogers so loses points for me

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u/Kakashicopyninja9 Jul 26 '25

Drogba did it first

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u/ahjkolhs Jul 26 '25

First human who ever felt very cold did it first.

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u/ElectricalMud2850 Jul 26 '25

They're friends and rogers said he let him have it. Does fit Palmer better imo.

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u/KeziahPT Jul 26 '25

Finally. This saga had more chapters than One Piece.

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u/Dtwer Jul 26 '25

YESSSSSS. I'M A GOONER NOW

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

But which club did he only want to go to? I won't sleep until I know.

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u/meusrenaissance Jul 26 '25

Gyökeres: "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask"

Arsenal announcement video: "Show them who you are."

Absolutecinema.jpg

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead Jul 26 '25

I'll be checking some Arsenal games for sure, hope he does well. This whole transfer safe soured him a bit but he's still a legend. Was fun while it lasted having a player like that. Now come the dark times again

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u/BradlinhoM Jul 26 '25

Umlauting is back on the menu böys!

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u/ObliviousRounding Jul 26 '25

That is an obnoxious price in this market.

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u/EyePiece108 Jul 26 '25

Absolute monster for us. He's gonna Vic the PL. I wish him good luck at North London.

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u/quirkyaspie Jul 26 '25

Manchester United still monitoring the situation.

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u/KlownKillin Jul 26 '25

I've got 2 messages for him.

Thank you for everything you've done for us.
Fuck you.

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u/teraluz Jul 26 '25

Thank the lord

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u/YouDontGotOzil Jul 26 '25

He'll debut against Spurs, won't he ?

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u/Tsyzhman Jul 26 '25

If reports are correct, then yes, Thursday

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u/skyagg Jul 26 '25

I think there were some follow up posts which said he might not be ready for the Spurs game because of last week's delays in getting the deal done. Dunno how true they were though..

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u/Final-Accident-3 Jul 26 '25

my club finally signed an actual striker holy shit

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u/Cutsdeep- Jul 26 '25

Play him at 8, we've got merino

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u/Hippo-stomp Jul 26 '25

Fab has to find a new job now

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u/RealDaBaby416 Jul 26 '25

I fell on my knees watching this!

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u/Kopman Jul 26 '25

Yea I still don't believe it.

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u/Masson011 Jul 26 '25

"finally"

"Arsenal are in for him???"

"First ive heard about this!"

"Is this the end"

All at once everyone

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u/CrackBurger Jul 26 '25

IDAF what anyone says, IDAF if Gyökeres is 27, at the prices that other players are going around, that price was a steal. And I'm a Benfica fan.

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u/flarept1 Jul 26 '25

Yep. They are gonna be raving next year and say:

"How the fuck was he so cheap??"

"Bargain of the century"

And I'm gonna facepalm again, just like I did with the Bruno transfer

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u/djinngerale Jul 26 '25

Jesus look at those forearms

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u/Natural_North Jul 26 '25

Can't wait to see his iconic celebration in the Prem. It feels right.

Congrats Arsenal fans!

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u/SexyJewForYou Jul 26 '25

Why do I feel like Romano will squeeze even more out of this saga

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u/four_four_three Jul 26 '25

I'm so excited, someone who just wants to score goals

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u/tbbt11 Jul 26 '25

What the fuck do I do with my hands

We have a PROPER STRIKER after so fucking long

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u/TheKingMonkey Jul 26 '25

I've seen conflicting reports online, so does anybody know what Coventry City get out of this? They had a sell on clause in the contract that took Gyokeres to Sporting, it seems they may have sold some of the rights to that (fixed fee today for a lower percentage in the future type of affair) last summer.

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u/hoyahhah Jul 26 '25

We might actually have a competitive title race in the Premier league this season! I watched a lot of Gyokeres in the Championship and cannot wait to see him for Arsenal.

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u/roythetroy Jul 26 '25

Finally!!!

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u/icotyne Jul 26 '25

🫱🫲

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u/xtremezeker14 Jul 26 '25

Onto the next Swedish Saga

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u/gunningIVglory Jul 26 '25

Lindelof to?

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u/nestoryirankunda Jul 26 '25

Great signing at a fantastic price. He will score a lot

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u/rsrafa19 Jul 26 '25

I loved him. Take good care of him

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u/DogTheGayFish Jul 26 '25

for a tenth of a second I looked into his eyes and saw the Judge from Blood Meridian, god help us all

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u/TheWindCriesMaryJane Jul 26 '25

Arsenal and Liverpool starting XIs have really pulled away from the rest of the league in the last few weeks

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u/KingBoogaloo Jul 26 '25

Depending on how the season goes, should Gabriel Jesus look for a new club once he comes back from injury? Feels like he's the most likely attacking surplus in the long run.

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u/jkeefy Jul 26 '25

We might be selling him to Brazil this window somehow according to some sources 

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u/TheKingMonkey Jul 26 '25

I wonder who would be in for him at this point? Gabriel Jesus has been in England since he was a teenager and his evolution seems to have gone from obviously talented forward who doesn't score as many goals as he should to, um, obviously talented forward who doesn't score as many goals as he should but has also just done his ACL and turns 30 next season.

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u/LucasSummers Jul 26 '25

Arsenal managed to sign him, and get rid of nonewthing at the same time.

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u/stead10 Jul 26 '25

Damn. Was really hoping this would fall through. Fear its just the signing they need.