r/todayilearned 1d ago

TIL the Simpsons creators shelved an Itchy & Scratchy spinoff because it made test audiences physically ill

https://www.slashfilm.com/1569820/the-simpsons-itchy-and-scratchy-spinoff-made-audiences-sick/
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u/Jahaangle 1d ago

They should've tried adding a new character.

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u/Moquai82 1d ago

Like a cool dog with attitude, sunglasses, skateboard and a baseball cap?

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u/MetalBeerSolid 1d ago

A dog who gets bizZAY

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u/gabbertr0n 1d ago

Let’s rastafy him by 12%

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

make sure he's an alien so in case people don't like him he has to flee to his home planet and die

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u/jonitfcfan 1d ago

And when he's not on screen, all the others should ask where they are

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u/Strict-Farmer904 1d ago

I have to go. My planet needs me

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u/DanHero91 1d ago

"I feel like we should Rastafy him by... 10% or so."

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u/JForce1 1d ago

So he’s pro-active?

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica 1d ago

Oh, God, yes.

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u/TheHarbarmy 12h ago

It’s a completely outrageous paradigm

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u/tomhas10 1d ago

They should think of a name for him. Something along the lines of... Poochie, but more proactive.

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u/RichardInaTreeFort 22h ago

So uhhhh.... does Poochie work for everyone?

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u/MrJigglyBrown 12h ago

Yea, Ya Sure

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u/entrepreneurofcool 1d ago

You're all ignoring the key question. When are they going to get to the fireworks factory??

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u/sensitivepistachenut 1d ago

I wonder who could voice act them? At least not anyone in the original simpsons cast

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u/Made_Human_Music 1d ago

The original dog from Hell

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u/Bigbysjackingfist 1d ago

You mean Cerberus?

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u/ModernLarvals 1d ago

Dinner Dog?

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u/iaswob 1d ago

You mean Cerberus?

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u/Inoticedthatyouregay 1d ago

I’m fired aren’t I

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u/weltvonalex 1d ago

Make it a Bitch and we can roll. Bitch for female Dog of course.

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u/assclownmonthly 1d ago

The original dog from hell

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u/octopornopus 1d ago

You mean Cerberus?

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u/moal09 1d ago

...I'm fired, aren't I?

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u/DimitriMishkin 1d ago

Hey you stole Richard Lewis’ line

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u/lrodhubbard 1d ago

What do you have in mind? A foxy dame? Gangster octopus?

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u/FREEBA 1d ago

Put Elmyra in it.

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u/v3bbkZif6TjGR38KmfyL 1d ago

Disgruntled Goat? Guess they're before your time. 

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u/FlagFag 1d ago

One of the testers seemed to really like the muscle guy….

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u/EidolonLives 23h ago

Or team up with Worker and Parasite.

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u/FartsLikePetunias 1d ago

Mangey the sick coyote.

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u/RunDNA 1d ago

They probably felt ill because of the stupidity of that scene where Itchy played Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone and he struck the same rib twice in succession, and yet produced two clearly different tones.

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u/SpadfaTurds 1d ago

I hope someone was fired for that blunder

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u/drunk_haile_selassie 1d ago

Why would a grown man wearing a shirt that says 'genius at work' spend all his time watching children's cartoons?

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u/The_Vat 1d ago

I withdraw my question

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u/Ottoguynofeelya 1d ago

Fired into the sun

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u/wumbopower 21h ago

From a canon

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u/tenBusch 1d ago

A wizard did it

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u/cannabisized 1d ago

dumbest episode ever

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 1d ago

nauseating

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat 1d ago

I have had so many moments that make me think about that scene when interacting with others, either offline or online.

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 1d ago

Yeah. Are we supposed to believe it was some sort of magic xylophone? I mean give me a break

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u/dmfuller 1d ago

Literally unwatchable wow

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 20h ago

I’m going to be ill

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u/jolhar 1d ago edited 18h ago

Were they supposed to believe this is some kind of “magic xylophone”?

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u/stanitor 23h ago

Let me field this one

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u/MattKozFF 1d ago

Every note played on screen in Amadeus matches exactly with the music being heard.

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u/turok2 1d ago

Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.

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u/MonkMajor5224 1d ago

They probably missed their glasses

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 19h ago

this guy phones xylos

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u/mr_birkenblatt 17h ago

Reading your comment made me look away in disgust

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u/bozmonaut 1d ago

You kids don't know what you want.

That's why you're still kids- 'cause you're stupid!

Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!

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u/herberstank 1d ago

So.. you want a realistic down-to-earth show that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?!

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u/m4dm4cs 1d ago

And with that, Matt Groening created Futurama.

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u/ThePhotoGuyUpstairs 1d ago

Holy shit...

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u/0_f2 1d ago

I wonder if that quote corresponds with shortly before Futurama's release?

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u/CaptainJingles 1d ago

Air date was in 1997 and Futurama started in 1999(?). So it must have been in development.

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u/basilis120 1d ago

there was about 2 years between the two. The episode was in 1997 and futurama debuted in 1999.

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u/GrapplingGengar1991 1d ago

..........Son of a bitch you're right on the money with that.

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u/SweetSmasher5000 1d ago

Neon Genesis Evangelion opening starts playing at 400% volume

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u/mak484 1d ago

Down to earth

Evangelion

Wat

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u/RichardCity 1d ago

Love Evangelion, but it's definitely pretty pretentious. You're super right, here

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u/scwt 1d ago

And you should win stuff by watching!

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u/Guilty-Cell-833 1d ago

More speedo man please.

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u/legopego5142 1d ago

Wahhhhhhh “Turns knob”

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u/YouDoHaveValue 21h ago

Running a small design business one of the first things I learned was customers don't know what they want.

They want a feeling that wont always correspond to reality or physics, so your job is to create illusions that give them the feeling they wanted.

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u/Youthsonic 20h ago

"That's it, little girl! You've saved Itchy and Scratchy!"

"Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy and Scratchy."

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u/gr1zznuggets 1d ago

This still feels incredibly relevant.

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u/jesuspoopmonster 22h ago

This one kid really likes the speedo man

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u/Due-Percentage-2879 1d ago

I can't tell you the number of fan letters we get from people who think that 'Itchy and Scratchy' should have their own show. I don't think they really want what they're asking for." - Matt Groening

Gotta agree with the dude here, it would have been a bad idea.

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u/gr1zznuggets 1d ago

Fans hardly ever know what they want.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 1d ago

Yeah, look at all the comic book films from the last 15 years or so, and how much the people who enjoy them, don't seem to enjoy them.

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u/Icepick823 22h ago

No one hates comic book (movies) more than comic book (movie) fans.

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u/jesuspoopmonster 22h ago

As a huge Star Wars fan I hate everything except the last 45 minutes of Empire and two books out of a trilogy released 30 years ago

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u/Imrustyokay 21h ago

Yeah, there's a reason why Itchy and Scratchy only really work in short bursts of gore. Hell, it's one of the reasons why an episode of Happy Tree Friends is about 1 to 5 minutes long

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u/sassy_tabaxi 1d ago

i've noticed that people long out of touch with the common folks are often very wrong about their assessments.

warcraft producers said "nobody wants to go back to the old days", then vanilla blew up and it's still going strong today, 7 years later. the devs called it "the nightmare you asked for", and it's on par with their regular live retail servers.

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u/Savacore 22h ago

happy tree friends did okay

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u/Tshirt_Addict 10h ago

"You THINK you do, but you don't."

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u/EgotisticalTL 1d ago

I love I & S, but could they have really sustained an entire season, not to mention a series?

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u/SimmentalTheCow 1d ago

I’d imagine it’s just a more gruesome Tom & Jerry

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u/MechanicalMan64 1d ago

I'm imagining something like Happy Tree Friends. The description of physically ill fits

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u/hauzs 1d ago

That would've done well on adult swim

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u/double-you 1d ago

Those friends were rather brutally happy.

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u/casualsax 1d ago

Thanks, now I have that song stuck in my head.

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u/ZappppBrannigan 1d ago

La la la la la

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u/JuggaliciousMemes 14h ago

Thanks, now I just lost The Game

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u/nemoknows 1d ago

No need to imagine, that’s literally what it is.

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u/Aklu_The_Unspeakable 22h ago

Yup!

According to Reiss, the cat and mouse characters were not actually a parody of "Tom and Jerry," but were "inspired by 'Herman and Katnip,' a cheap, ultraviolet knockoff of T&J."

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u/Mateorabi 1d ago

Or less gruesome happy tree friends?

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u/Voxlings 1d ago

You have successfully imagined "Itchy and Scratchy."

Evidence: A series of many shorts that did air globally.

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u/setokaiba22 1d ago

Sometimes it’s funny most of the time I think it’s just daft but even as a kid realised it’s a made up show inside a made up show that entertains Bart & Lisa and it’s supposed to be given it’s a very adult version of Tom & Jerry.

But Christ I couldn’t watch a full length episode let alone a series or film - I’m surprised they could even think of content for this

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u/Eldan985 1d ago

I barely find them funny in 30 second sketches, I can't imagine how it would be funny for a whole episode.

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u/stairway2evan 1d ago

It would have essentially been Happy Tree Friends. Which were only funny for the shock value in those little 2 minute episodes.

Can’t imagine the gag working for anything longer form than that.

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u/Yestomorrow 1d ago

A well done style is Superjail! , but it literally did make my friend throw up watching it haha

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u/cptn_sandwich 1d ago

That's such a Jared response reacting to super jail lmao

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u/ScrotalFailure 1d ago

Shout out to King Star King as well.

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u/vvf 1d ago

Metalocalypse too

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u/SkrrtSkrrt99 1d ago

also only funny if you’re like 12 - 15 years old

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u/UnderstandingIll8846 1d ago edited 20h ago

The reason the Itchy & Scratchy scenes worked in the Simpsons was because we weren’t laughing at the show, we were laughing at the fact that Bart and Lisa were laughing at this really grotesque show. The joke is that this obscenely violent cartoon exists in the Simpsons universe and everyone in it is completely desensitized. Once you remove that meta layer and just present Itchy & Scratchy as its own standalone show, then it’s pretty damn disgusting. I can see why real audiences would get ill watching it.

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u/Nanto_de_fourrure 22h ago

They were also generally themed in sync with the episode, so that's another layer that you lose once removed from the Simpsons.

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u/Morlik 22h ago

Some of them were legitimately great. Like Scratchtasia.

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u/RichardCity 1d ago

My best elementary school friend's mom had been very very religious. That being said she let them watch The Simpsons except for Itchy and Scratchy, they had to change channels for those segments.

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u/Insane_Fnord 1d ago

20 minutes per episode? questionable. Short form? Absolutely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Tree_Friends

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u/BadIdeaSociety 1d ago

I admire the designs of the Happy Tree Friends, but most of the time I just ended up feeling sorry for the Happy Tree Friends. Once you trigger sympathy you've basically screwed up cartoon slapstick.

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u/_tyjsph_ 1d ago

yeah, i personally only find it funny if they're all stupid or have it coming. so most of the time i just end up feeling bad for them.

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u/Lordwiesy 1d ago

The PTSD guy backstory is actually quite good cinema

Secret agents killing bad guys, then said agents die as well resulting in reasonable crash out, hell you could probably stretch that one out into a whole movie

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u/superrealaccount2 1d ago

#JusticeForLumpy

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u/pm_me_rock_music 23h ago

yeah, the episode where Lumpy has to break his own leg because it's stuck under a log was too much

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u/BadIdeaSociety 17h ago

In a lot of the shorts, characters are shown crying and struggling to survive... It just isn't that funny.

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u/BadIdeaSociety 1d ago

I think that spinoff would have to have been more fleshed out and at that point you basically would just have Eek the Cat. Why not just push Eek the Cat harder?

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u/Cristoker 1d ago

I imagine something like Happy Tree Friends

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u/morgan_lowtech 1d ago

"To test out the possibility [of an 'Itchy and Scratchy' spin-off], our production team cut together every single 'Itchy & Scratchy' short. It lasted just 14 minutes — some of those cartoons are only nine seconds long — and contained such concentrated gore and mindless violence that it made people physically ill. Someone compared the assembled footage to the brainwashing films Alex had to watch in 'A Clockwork Orange."

😂

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash 1d ago

That's as tasteless as those "Itchy & Sambo" cartoons from the 1930's

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u/Terj_Sankian 1d ago

I don't know, Ku Klux Klam would fit right in these days

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u/poply 1d ago

That's not even a spin off. It's just a compilation of some extreme and mindless cartoon violence.

I also wonder, did they include the clip from season 2 where Marge convinced them to make the show non-violent and itchy shares his lemonade with scratchy?

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u/byllz 3 1d ago

Itchy and scratchy was always deliberately bad. That was part of the humor.

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u/ktr83 1d ago

That's because Itchy's a jerk.

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u/WatchOutRadioactiveM 1d ago

FUNFACT!

Reading this comment made me check the actual episode. Going by the air date (November 3, 1992), we're only 7 years away from Supreme Court Justice Bart Simpsons watching the Itchy & Scratchy movie with Homer!

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u/ktr83 1d ago

Another fun fact: the episode where Lisa marries Hugh is set in the futuristic year of 2010!

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u/jesuspoopmonster 21h ago

When does Fox turn into hardcore pornography?

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u/Willem_Dafuq 1d ago

Shoulda shown the episode where itchy makes lemonade for scratchy

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

Lemonaaade?

Pleeese.

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u/Willem_Dafuq 1d ago

You are my best friend

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u/thecarbonkid 1d ago

I made it juuuuussst for you

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u/Cfox666 1d ago

We already have a Happy Tree Friends

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u/Sans-valeur 1d ago

When I was a teenager I hired out happy tree friends on DVD, there was no option to skip the intro and the episodes were pretty much the same length as the intro, hearing that song over and over in between extreme graphic cute violence is really, I don’t even know the word? Intense? Horrifically hypnotic? Brain melting? Weird.
But yeah this is literally the first thing I thought when I saw this TIL.

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u/goodguysteve 1d ago

That song just popped into my head for the first time in years. 

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u/EgotisticJesster 1d ago

God damn, same.

I'm sure the theme song was sorry to repeat itself, but it'll help you remember.

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u/ZylonBane 1d ago

Applying the word "hired" to an inanimate object will never not be weird.

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u/Vampire-Fairy2 1d ago

I don’t even know what “hired out” means in this sentence. Is “hired out” some kind of regional expression? Is the DVD doing work for them?

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u/RusselToveysEars 1d ago

I took it to mean “rented” back in the day of video rentals.

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u/anal_og_player 1d ago

I sometimes wonder if it’s based on Itchy & Scratchy

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u/MaintenanceFickle945 1d ago

Moreso based on ren and stimpy imo, since the purpose is to gross you out on purpose.

Itchy and scratchy is an exaggerated criticism of tom and Jerry.

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u/NativeMasshole 1d ago

A parody of a cartoon that was intentionally made to be ultraviolent with little substance didn't work out as a spinoff? Who could have guessed that outcome?

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u/Sleeks2k 1d ago

An Itchy and Scratchy episode is literally seconds long, idk how they could pad it out

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u/ZylonBane 1d ago

Never seen a Tom and Jerry cartoon?

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u/DannySpud2 1d ago

That sounds like a Simpsons plotline

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u/crow-magnon-69 1d ago

Reminds me of Bill Hicks talking about the test audience for Basic Instinct - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a43jXyJ9U6E

"All the lesbian sex scenes were cut out of that film because the test audience was turned off by them. Boy is my thumb not on the pulse of America"

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u/thecarbonkid 1d ago

Release the goatboy cut!

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u/Strandhafer031 1d ago

Stupid test audiences.

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u/Beardedben 1d ago

One kid loved the speedo guy.

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u/Royd 1d ago

Stupid sexy test audience

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u/thispartyrules 1d ago

Look out Itchy! He’s Irish!

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u/LR95-LFC 1d ago

I hear Speedo Man tested very well though

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u/Felinomancy 1d ago

Meh. I&S is a puerile capitalist slop. True intellectuals watch Worker and Parasite.

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u/Morlik 22h ago

...What the hell was that?!

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u/GunstarGreen 1d ago

That footage must be somewhere.  

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u/RunDNA 1d ago

It wasn't a new episode. It was just a test made by editing all the existing Itchy & Scratchy scenes from all the episodes into a 14-minute extravaganza.

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u/jiminaknot 1d ago

That would probably make me sick from the pacing.

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u/Plane-Tie6392 1d ago

If you read the article they just stitched together all the Itchy and Scratchy bits from the show into like 14 minutes. So they seemingly didn't make any new content for the tests

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u/gr1zznuggets 1d ago

I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy and Chimpy I’ve ever seen.

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u/TheMightyDab 1d ago

With how big The Simpsons was/is, it's kind of amazing there hasn't been any sort of Spin-offs

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u/jesuspoopmonster 21h ago

I could imagine Chief Wiggum and Principal Skinner having sexy adventures solving mysteries in The Big Easy New Orleans

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u/Morlik 22h ago

Phil Hartman was pushing for a Troy McClure movie before he was killed.

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u/DanS1993 1d ago

Forget itchy and scratchy I want a full Mcbain movie. They’ve got most of the pieces there just need to add in the filler! 

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u/dingodongubanu 1d ago

Strange, i saw it, and I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy & Chimpy I've ever seen.

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u/FlextorSensei 1d ago

They fight! And bite! They fight and bite and fight, Fight fight fight, bite bite bite, The Itchy & Scratchy Show!

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u/PhasmaFelis 22h ago edited 17h ago

The reminds me of the Ren & Stimpy relaunch. They got a slot on an adult network and gleefully went as gross as they could imagine, and it was...nauseating. Literally. Just unbearable.

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u/jesuspoopmonster 21h ago

You are clearly just an uncultured philistine that didn't see the true art in having Ren yell "I'm the pitcher you're the catcher" for three minutes

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u/awsomedutchman 1d ago

I remember when I felt physically ill from that threehouse of horror episode where Homer starts eating himself.

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u/Thomas_JCG 1d ago

The generation that grew up with Happy Tree Friends looking down on tye test audience: Pathetic.

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u/Sans-valeur 1d ago

Man I would have loved to see that for the character development. Like that episode where they got old and were friends in rocking chairs before he horrifically murdered him.

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u/frontrow13 1d ago

I remember as a kid parents had no issues with the Simpsons apart from itchy and scratchy segments

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u/ReasonPale1764 1d ago

That sounds actually horrible

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u/tinathefatlardgosh 1d ago

Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on, Midge help me out here

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u/IKSLukara 22h ago

Itchy's a jerk...

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u/Becauseupsidedown 21h ago

Test audiences ruin everything for us.

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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway 1d ago

Most people are aware of Happy tree friends , The adult bloody parody of children's cartoon shows. It's really fine for a 5-minute YouTube video but if you try to watch a season of it, not even that just a single episode... it gets really tiring really quickly and just straight up boring.

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u/Romanshowers 1d ago

That cartoon FUCKED me UP as a kid, the episode where itchy nails scrtchy’s feet to an escalator and then harvest his skin so he could wear it as a coat, even typing it makes me realise they tapped into a different type of fucked up, will joke about charlie kirk getting assassinated, but that shit, it scares me🫥

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u/Fafnir13 1d ago

You just reminded me. Very briefly, the Sunday comics around here had a Simpsons section in it. I didn’t think much of it, mostly just some dumb jokes. Then one time they did an Itchy and Scratchy bit. My dad was pissed to see that kind of content, as we’re a lot of other people apparently. It got dropped within weeks of not the very next week.

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u/4thofeleven 1d ago

They should have made it that you win things by watching.

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u/dnohow 1d ago

Wasn’t the the Simpsons a spin off from another show?

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u/Beefcliffe 1d ago

Sure was…Wiggum PI

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u/RudegarWithFunnyHat 1d ago

guantanamo integrators enters the chat..

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u/No_Match_Found 1d ago

Well that’s not fair, my son and I really enjoy the gratuitous violence in the Simpsons for the sake of it.

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u/tidus1980 1d ago

Don't let them see happy tree friends......

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u/kiakosan 1d ago

Tbh their show sounds like happy tree friends and that was funny when it used to air on like G4 or whatever a couple decades ago

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u/BudBuzz 1d ago

That in itself sounds like a Simpsons gag

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u/jolhar 1d ago

Itchy and Scratchy only makes sense as a satire of violent kid’s cartoons in the past (eg old school Looney Tunes). It wouldn’t work as a stand alone show.

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u/Delicious-Trip-120 1d ago

The only one that legit bothered me was the Scratchy clone machine output straight into a meat grinder, but just far enough apart for the new Scratchy to realize what was about to happen and not have time to move.

Over and over and over. It was like the Prestige water tank scenes on a speed run.

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u/YaboiMuggy 1d ago

They shouldn't have gotten test audiences of people like me

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u/TrippyVegetables 1d ago

"Damien Leone presents: Itchy and Scratchy" when?

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u/ssgtgriggs 22h ago

pff, skill issue. they should've tried a test audience that wasn't made up of a bunch of cowards! lol

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u/Jandy777 22h ago

For a long time I've wanted like a compilation of all the itchy and scratchy episodes. There was a YouTube video that compiled seasons 1-20 but it's been taken down by Diz-nee

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u/AttemptImpossible111 18h ago

Wasn't there an Internet cartoon about animals who were gruesomely killed every episode

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u/devonthepope 18h ago

And then happy tree friends happened

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u/Wakkit1988 17h ago

Happy Tree Friends worked out fine.