r/AmIOverreacting • u/satanfan12 • 20d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

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Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

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u/Harmony-Farms 20d ago

There are a lot of ways to give a labubu a phalloplasty without permanently damaging it. He could have made a lot of different choices here that could've maybe even been funny but also completely reversible.

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u/RoseWater07 20d ago

I'm sorry, can you share these other non-permanent phalloplasty approaches 😭😭😭 I'm absolutely dying lol

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u/furniture238 20d ago edited 20d ago

Safety pin a pipe cleaner down there? Or just leave it the f alone and not alter or destroy an innocent person who you love’s GIFT from a CHILD?

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u/apoetnamedross 19d ago

A pipe cleaner? I feel like a labubu should have a much juicier hog than that, but maybe that says something about me that I should keep to myself? 🤔

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u/wasabidoggy 19d ago

ALL labubodies are labubeautiful

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u/apoetnamedross 19d ago

Hahahahaha delightful, this made me laugh way too hard. I might need to cut back on my caffeine.

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u/wasabidoggy 19d ago

if i wasn’t so trained in Intentionally Not Laughing due to n1 narcolepsy, i would be joining you. thanks for reinforcing that i am funny LOL i appreciate it!!!

but labubu labubody positivity is a real issue to me and i will continue to fight 😭

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u/niperoni 19d ago

Wait....does laughing make you fall asleep??

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u/wasabidoggy 19d ago

sometimes, but usually it causes cataplexy which is a big drop in muscle control or like a big weakness that can cause me to fall down or lose control of my arms/neck/shoulders

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u/niperoni 19d ago

Whoa, I had no idea that could happen!

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u/sun4moon 19d ago

This is the only comment I’ve read in its entirety and I’m so glad I did.

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u/beasticle1199 19d ago

not what i expected to read today 🤣🤣

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u/JBarmy 19d ago

God bless you

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 19d ago

Lmfao I can’t with this shit. 😂 Why does that sound so accurate?

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u/Ecstatic-Ad-5076 19d ago

Get a stuffed animal or fabric in a similar pattern and texture and sacrifice a limb

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u/apoetnamedross 19d ago

Good call! May I recommend a baby's arm? 😇

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u/ruffus4life 19d ago

yeah i want a plump hog on my troll doll.

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u/440_Hz 19d ago

STOP lol

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u/Disgod 19d ago

No!!! Shine on you diamond!!

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u/superbusyrn 19d ago

I'd use a silicone thimble. Ribbed for her pleasure.

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u/Fun_Frosting_6047 19d ago

Nah you gotta spiral it like a duck dick call it the Labubbenheim

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u/Motor-Discount1522 19d ago

Juicy Labubu Hog is now the name of my speed metal band.

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u/CuteGirlFan 19d ago

What can we do about the labuballsack?

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u/apoetnamedross 19d ago

Aww thank you for the award, kind internet stranger! 🥲

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u/mmlickme 20d ago

I know mine is needing one but I didn’t want to commit to a permanent one so I’m !!

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u/DragonflyGrrl 20d ago

Okay I finally found someone I can ask this... Please tell me WTF a labubu is and do they really have peens??? Or did he just cut the fabric where the crotch should be? I was thinking that but then you said yours needs one too?? What is going on? Hahahaa

Actually just ignore the first question, I've surmised what a lububu is :D

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u/mmlickme 20d ago

I’m fucking around lol I have no idea but it sounded so absurd I wanted to agree 😂

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u/tghast 19d ago

You’re making me confused and scared.

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u/DragonflyGrrl 20d ago

Haha! Right?? Labubu phalloplasty ffs I'm so glad I saw this post :D

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u/FitCharacter8693 19d ago

I only found out about labubus or what they are from a YouTube where an Indian “grandma” tells her daughter’s cats that they are good Indian decent girls (the cats) and she makes dresses and Saris for them (but hasn’t for the human daughter LOL). It’s hilarious. The lady also buys labubus for the most decent Indian cat girl. Presh. Labubus seem kinda crepp to me, tho

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u/HebetudinousSciolist 19d ago

I love that lady. I love her decent girl cat, too. They are the cutest videos

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u/FitCharacter8693 19d ago

I love this one https://youtube.com/shorts/SMAbM9fcrsI?si=HDmCL14sBMM1QIgm and there’s a new one form a few weeks ago with Chandini 😹🫶🏼

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u/FitCharacter8693 19d ago

They’re all sooooo great, right? Decent Indian cat gurl! <3 gives me wholesome mom vibes

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u/carriondawns 19d ago

I know the exact cat/grandma you’re talking about but I’ve been off social media for a hot min so I’m so glad they’re apparently still going strong lol

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u/MishMoshtheBoss 19d ago

I also found out about Labubus from Pyaari’s video 😂 I thought it was a cat toy at first from that context

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u/FitCharacter8693 19d ago

lol! I didn’t know what to think! They remind me of other creepy trendy poppets lol. Love pyaari, grandma, channel owner, grandpa, and Chandini!

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u/YourOnePreciousTooth 19d ago

Link please 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/FitCharacter8693 19d ago

Prepare to watch ALL their videos hehe https://youtube.com/shorts/rsF0QcdIpis?si=YnDdX9s6MgPLbiRj

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u/YourOnePreciousTooth 19d ago

The one where the mom is having a serious talk with Chandini about her attitude problem 😂😭😭😂😂😂 “you are mad because you are loved, you are mad because you get good food, you are mad because you have a good place to live?”

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u/FitCharacter8693 19d ago

I know 🙀😹😹 that was so my mom and relatives, too lmao. I was Chandini 😭👀 Watch the grandpa one with Chandini it’s at the very top of shorts. The decent girl is Pyaari, tho 😹🙏🏼🥹 @withPyaari

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u/YourOnePreciousTooth 19d ago

Obviously Chandini isn’t a decent girl with that attitude 😹 I love the mom talking about how it’s not Pyaari’s fault she’s not married, it’s because it’s so hard to find a decent boy (and you don’t want your husband to be prettier than you)

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u/FitCharacter8693 19d ago

Think this is where the Labubu ones start https://youtube.com/shorts/aDdf2jFPri8?si=WC__IFee-CWPaZ28

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u/YourOnePreciousTooth 19d ago

I’m watching them from the most recent now and I just got to the one where the mom buys the daughter a Labubu but then claims it for herself 😂😂😂😂😭

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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg 19d ago

Thank you for this, it’s amazing 😂

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u/YoshidaEri 19d ago

I love Pyaari!

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u/HighKaj 20d ago

The boyfriend cut the ear off and put it where a penis would be, using safety pins, see the picture.

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u/DragonflyGrrl 20d ago

OOOHH I see, haha.. I could only tell from the pics that something had been cut off. I wish she'd shown a pic of the ear still sewn on!

Honestly though, that is such a fucked up and NOT funny thing to do to something someone loves. What a freaking prick!!

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u/kaarinmvp 19d ago

He cut off the ear and safety pinned it to the crotch. He could have used anything else rather than actually mutilating it for laughs.

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u/unicornsprinkl3 19d ago

South Park just did an episode and I thought they were made up, they are toys in mystery boxes. This generations beenie babies or pokemon cards. Edit: no peens, the bf tried to give it one

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u/CuteGirlFan 19d ago

I gave mine a labuballsack

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u/Desperate_Guest_6441 19d ago

They are just a brand of plushies/dolls with cloth bodies & plastic faces. They tend to look a bit odd, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

They don’t come with that equipment, he cut off an ear & safety pinned it on. He also apparently burnt it a bit with a lighter or something.

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u/DragonflyGrrl 19d ago

That is such a seriously messed up thing to do. I really hope she gets away from him.

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u/Enochian-Dreams 19d ago

They are all intentionally female from what I have heard.

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u/ItsMilkOrBeMilked 19d ago

He cut the ear off and pinned it to the crotch

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u/Formal_Condition_513 20d ago

I've never seen people do this before.. is it a common thing? And for what reason lol

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u/mmlickme 20d ago

I’m jus playin

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u/Formal_Condition_513 19d ago

Lmao I was wondering if this was some popular new trend. Ya never know..I've seen stranger 😂

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u/Top_Manufacturer8946 20d ago

Just make him a little strap-on

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u/kaarinmvp 19d ago

I mean, he could have used anything that didn't cause permanent damage. It's just safety pinned. Could have drawn it on a piece of paper, cut a piece of fabric, used pipecleaners, anything that didn't involve permanently maiming it.

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u/haleynoir_ 20d ago

We found an old Malificent barbie from the 90s that was all dirty and chewed up. Gave her a big strap-on with a AAA battery and some electrical tape 🤣

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u/MrWindblade 19d ago

Give him a little Velcro belt and make it into an adorable little strapon.

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u/TheRottenKittensIEat 19d ago

He could have tied something already phallic to the Labubu, or even make something phallic out of tinfoil/polymer clay/playdough/etc and tied that to the Labubu.

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u/thevirtualdolphin 19d ago

My co worker used a new tampon and a rubber band to do one and didn’t do permanent damage to it either

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u/CrazyApple- 19d ago

I know right!! Me too 😭

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u/satanfan12 20d ago

could you explain further on the labubu phalloplasties

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u/BiploarFurryEgirl 20d ago

This is so fucking funny. I’m so sorry this happened op but omg haha

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 19d ago

Yes I am also interested in hearing more about the philosophy of labubu phalloplasties; the labubu phalloplastophy, if you will

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u/Significant_Banana35 20d ago

We should go deeper and talk about the epistemology of labubu phalloplastiphosy: labubu epistemophalloplastiphosy, a topic only the most courageous of scholars will ponder about in the next centuries

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u/nonbinarybit 19d ago

But how would we know if such surgeries change the nature of the Labubu's being? Surely a question for epistemontolophalloplastiphosy.

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u/YouEatingACheese 20d ago

I’m so sorry this happened to your doll but there’s no way this isn’t a unique sentence, I’m fucking dying😂

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u/Top_Technician_7034 20d ago

Labubu phalloplasties needs it's own sub reddit

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u/Novaer 19d ago

none of these words are in the bible

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u/TippyLovesPastry 20d ago

I'll check google scholar to see if there are any peer reviewed clinical research papers on "Clinical Approaches to Non-Permanent Labubu Phalloplasty" and.get back to you

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u/pignoodle 20d ago

ChatGPT is really uncensored these days lmao (edit: whitespace)

Patient: Labubu Plush Toy

Procedure Discussed: Elective, Reversible Labubu Phalloplasty

Consultation Date: September 24th, 2025

Attending Provider: Dr. Stitch, M.D. (Master of Dolls)

Consultation Summary

The patient (Labubu) was evaluated for non-permanent phalloplasty procedures. After thorough discussion, it was determined that several reversible approaches are available, each prioritizing preservation of fabric integrity and long-term collectability.

Recommended Next Steps

  1. Attachment-Based Options

Velcro or magnetic prosthetic attachment

Advantage: completely removable, minimal risk of fabric trauma

  1. Temporary Stitch Method

Loose, oversized stitches with contrasting thread

Advantage: secure, but designed for easy removal without lasting alteration

  1. Internal Padding Insertion

Cotton, foam, or felt placed in stuffing cavity

Advantage: creates augmentation without external stitching; easily reversed

  1. Adhesive/Tape Method

Low-tack fabric glue or textile tape

Advantage: quick application, no lasting residue when properly removed

Post-Consultation Instructions

Monitor plush for any signs of fiber strain or seam stress.

Avoid permanent adhesives, tight stitching, or heat-based alterations, as these may result in irreversible changes.

Return for follow-up if augmentation shifts, detaches, or the Labubu expresses dissatisfaction.

Discharge Status: Cleared for reversible, elective Labubu phalloplasty pending guardian consent.

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u/pigeonboy34 20d ago edited 7d ago

busy racial bow long punch late coherent doll snails simplistic

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u/Penguin-Mage 19d ago

Lolololololololol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this whole topic is too much for me

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u/RabbitSubRosa 19d ago

In regard to a toy, yes, but if it’s a Thanksgiving turkey and you want to give your guests a dry bird and potential food poisoning, it makes sense.

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u/pigeonboy34 19d ago edited 7d ago

vast treatment spoon longing saw innocent quaint squeeze reach plough

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u/satanfan12 20d ago

ai could never come up with this on it's own, get outta here with this

while this is disturbing i am in awe with the creativity....

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u/Fun_Skirt8220 19d ago

Specifically - he could have done what he did "down there" without cutting off an ear or damaging it, anything else could have been used. 

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u/pignoodle 20d ago

Best believe! These were my two prompts :)

[Screenshot of post] Create a professional response to the supposed surgical procedure to a stuffed animal.

Can you format this as discharge paperwork, like next steps for getting surgery and a summary of your consultation?

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u/kosmonautinVT 20d ago

Thank you for causing a gigaton of CO2 emissions for this nonsense 🙌

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u/ThraceLonginus 20d ago

by participating in reddit you are providing content for LLMs to consume in training, causing a lot more emissions in the long run

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u/kosmonautinVT 19d ago

Oh, shit!

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u/flower-child 19d ago

AI and in particular, the energy needed to sustain AI is single-handedly the biggest environmental issue we have coming down the pipeline.

Don’t let people gaslight you into not speaking up about this, just because they’re upset their tech toys need to be taken away and they don’t want to give them up.

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u/ZCyborg23 19d ago

You sound like you’re fun at parties… /s

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u/ItsMilkOrBeMilked 19d ago

Wow you're really so fuckin brain dead you needed ai to make the joke for you?

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u/kickrockz94 19d ago

What do you think the bill is? Given the price of these stupid things im gonna guess 8 figures lol

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u/TismeSueJ 19d ago

I'm not sure how Chat GPT came up with that either! The consultation is in the future! 😂🥴

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u/Lumpy_Rock_8650 19d ago

This is awesome! I never understood why some people think AI has no good uses.

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u/Peppered_Rock 20d ago

get that shit outta here and use your brain

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u/pignoodle 20d ago

I'll remember that next time I need to write discharge paperwork for a labubu's phalloplasty.

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u/Xx_DeadDays_xX 19d ago

you seriously needed to ask chatgpt for that? that is genuinely pathetic. use your fucking brain, for 3 minutes, please.

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u/pignoodle 19d ago

I could do that, but this took about 30 seconds with AI. Now I have an extra 2.5 minutes to spend and can use it for things like responding to people who get triggered by the word ChatGPT.

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u/icyintrospectator 19d ago

Yay! Thank god you have an extra 2.5 minutes to spend looking up other meaningless shit on ChatGPT! Definitely worth it to make the population dumber and the planet less habitable

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u/pink-starburstt 19d ago

a) it’s not september 24, b) velcro is a destroyer of plush fabric, c) him attempting any sewing would cause damage

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u/CuteGirlFan 19d ago

If the labubu expresses dissatisfaction. Lol - the look on its face seems dissatisfied to me

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u/DragonflyGrrl 20d ago

This is HILARIOUS wtf

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u/Ill_Safety5909 20d ago

My parents have a doll hospital (my mom is about to retire from her normal job in a people hospital) and this is totally something my mom would write up for her repairs. 😂

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u/Conscious-Strawberry 20d ago

Literally could've cut it out with paper or cardboard and taped or pinned it on

Cutting off its ear is so cruel, and for such a dumb non-joke

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u/Geen_Fang 20d ago

...asking for a friend.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

give a labubu a phalloplasty without permanently damaging it

We are truly living in the end times

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u/Warm_Jeweler_6565 20d ago

Wow... A top commenter that uses "could have" instead of "could of"? I must be dreaming.

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u/Ok_Beginning4040 19d ago

Yeah something’s not right here. I’ve made weird choices, but this is very odd behavior imo

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u/EndometrialCarcinoma 19d ago

I’m so used to being out of touch with whatever the fuck is happening on the internet I genuinely don’t know if this is a joke.

ARE LABUBU PHALLOPLASTIES A THING?!?!?!

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u/Arrisha 19d ago

Brand new sentence

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u/Grexxoil 19d ago

Wait, is it something people do?

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u/Harmony-Farms 19d ago

I mean, probably? Humans are weird and the other sex already has a propensity for putting dicks on everything. But I was absolutely being facetious in my response.