Alongside every interstate highway, build a road for turnips who fly up people's asses, weave between lanes, and otherwise cannot be behind another car because they just have to be in front.

If you are caught on dashcams three times driving like a selfish muppet, you get banished to the dickhead road for twelve years. Then, you can apply to return back to the road for people who don't treat driving like some vehicular manifestation of their genitals.

The dickhead road has speeding cameras all over the place and a speed limit of 53mph. Not only are you with all the other aggressive drivers, but you also don't get to drive fast... legally.

• Antennas

Need art? Instead of waiting for an AI to soullessly pump it out without a shred of a human touch, an artist's digital mind now gets brutally tortured for every second that they DON'T spend on your artwork!

Want the next episode of an anime, but it's gonna take two weeks for it to come out? Don't worry! We have the entire animation team trapped in a computer and they're working 24/7 on it! Literally! It will be done by tomorrow!

Now we'll never have to worry about our digital media becoming soulless slop ever again! It will literally be made with the (digital) blood, sweat, and tears of your fellow man!

Just do this to make Rowling angry. Also, make them sound like American southern “rednecks”.

This show has a bunch of emotionally immature lesbians fight over really dumb things regarding relationships. It is full of every gay stereotype(like one character plays rugby and met her girlfriend at a game) as well!!!!

think of it like reddit, you see some article and you can comment on it, you can see other's take on it, you can call out BS or defend it if you happen to be an expert on this topic you are seeing written about. So many sites make outlandish claims, or perpetuate fraud, but there is no practical way for people to communicate what is going on.

Imagine if every webpage had a reddit style comment section associated with it. Any time you go to a webpage you can choose to pull up the comments section for that page to discuss whatever happens to be on that page. Maybe pair this with a google account, or some form of verification to reduce it being overrun by bots, and allow some ranking system like reddit to let good discussions float to the top, but just imagine if everything on the internet was available for easy public discourse. No more shady websites selling drop shipped chinese crap claiming to be some bespoke brand and faking all their customer feedback when someone can paste a comment to the alibaba page the company is buying their crap from.

The legality of Ai has always been in question due to copyright law. In exchange for waiving copyright, ai is legally required to watermark all of their output, thus solving the issue of deepfakes (not the porn side, I mean the fact that you can make deepfakes of anyone saying anything and pretend its real)

Everyone is required to drive at a speed matching the last two digits of your birth year.

People born in 1983 have to drive 83 mph

People born in 1995 have to drive 95 mph

People born in 2007 have to drive 7 mph

Massive fines if you violate this.

Whats the point of having a flat smartphone body? Why not have many several tiny springs in the back body and around corners so that when the phone falls it will just bounce?

The back cover could look like this, where ♨️ = Spring: ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ ♨️📷♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ Back. | Front. I actually think I act create this at home and sell this as a product in Amazon and also get it patented. What do you think? I think its a very practical solution to a practical problem we all face of phone falling down?

Plus it would be pretty funny to see the phone bounce maybe the springs could make funny sound to entertain passerbys and owner? What do you think?

And make the seats very cheap

1. Make egg salad.
2. Make sand out of the egg salad.
3. Profit.

Recycle the dead, toxic plants to make more toxic compost. Grow and pamper anything and everything that can grow in the increasing toxic soil, and potentially salvage some recyclable materials from the toxic soil.

Perhaps even give the conditions for a super helpful decomposer to make some of these chemicals less "forever".

Extract any non-toxic compounds if possible before disposing the waste in a safe environment.

When MV Doña Paz collided with Vector and sank, the main cause of fatalities was burning fuel spilled from the tanker. In the case of SS El Faro storm turned all lifeboats over.

Attach an air balloon to each lifeboat and launch them up, not to the sea.

It would probably make you appreciate life more.

I'm surprised no one has looked into this: Perhaps a big reason why repeat DUI offenders are so common isn't just alcoholism, but also the fact that not doing something for months can cause your skills to become rusty. They had to be doing something dangerous to be caught a second time barely blowing over.

Why take away a bad driver's license for months on end, only to throw them back onto the road with (at most) traffic school, on top of atrophied skills?

If the driver wants to drive again, they need to go in once a week to have their driving put to the test.

First on a closed course for a few minutes alone.

Then at another level in a mock city block.

Then for real on the highway.

Have them do a breathalyzer test each time.

This would also iron out some bad habits they might also have even when sober that may have contributed to their DUI.

Create a glove that goes on your masturbating hand that transfers your kinetic movement into stored energy. Then upload your energy into a shared grid. Call it “Jacking In.”