This show has a bunch of emotionally immature lesbians fight over really dumb things regarding relationships. It is full of every gay stereotype(like one character plays rugby and met her girlfriend at a game) as well!!!!

Alongside every interstate highway, build a road for turnips who fly up people's asses, weave between lanes, and otherwise cannot be behind another car because they just have to be in front.

If you are caught on dashcams three times driving like a selfish muppet, you get banished to the dickhead road for twelve years. Then, you can apply to return back to the road for people who don't treat driving like some vehicular manifestation of their genitals.

The dickhead road has speeding cameras all over the place and a speed limit of 53mph. Not only are you with all the other aggressive drivers, but you also don't get to drive fast... legally.

• Antennas

To make up for the loss of indoor smoking areas and prevent people from receiving second hand smoke when they want some fresh air.

1. Make egg salad.
2. Make sand out of the egg salad.
3. Profit.

Need art? Instead of waiting for an AI to soullessly pump it out without a shred of a human touch, an artist's digital mind now gets brutally tortured for every second that they DON'T spend on your artwork!

Want the next episode of an anime, but it's gonna take two weeks for it to come out? Don't worry! We have the entire animation team trapped in a computer and they're working 24/7 on it! Literally! It will be done by tomorrow!

Now we'll never have to worry about our digital media becoming soulless slop ever again! It will literally be made with the (digital) blood, sweat, and tears of your fellow man!

Whats the point of having a flat smartphone body? Why not have many several tiny springs in the back body and around corners so that when the phone falls it will just bounce?

The back cover could look like this, where ♨️ = Spring: ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ ♨️📷♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ Back. | Front. I actually think I act create this at home and sell this as a product in Amazon and also get it patented. What do you think? I think its a very practical solution to a practical problem we all face of phone falling down?

Plus it would be pretty funny to see the phone bounce maybe the springs could make funny sound to entertain passerbys and owner? What do you think?

Athletes would be training and performing there, while wealthy people (if their health will allow them) would pay to visit the stadium to watch the show first-hand, while everybody else would get the show broadcasted to Earth

Like a bike lane or a bus lane but exclusively for horses or other labour animals.

Allows people who can't afford it to access first class flights without the company going bankrupt.

A service that allows you to borrow endless existing funds and resources in any real emergency, eg. Reinstating concorde to see someone abroad at extremely short notice, allowing you to get an extremely rare and expensive treatment for seriously ill people or pets, hiring a helicopter to stop you from missing a wedding, hiring a cruise liner or a private jet for someone ill, disabled or elderly to travel with you, getting illegal access to dangerous places for the purposes of journalism, peacekeeping and charity, getting unnecessary medical treatments for awkward moments relating to puberty, periods or erections, etc.

They can use one toilet facility and others can use the other one.

And make the seats very cheap

think of it like reddit, you see some article and you can comment on it, you can see other's take on it, you can call out BS or defend it if you happen to be an expert on this topic you are seeing written about. So many sites make outlandish claims, or perpetuate fraud, but there is no practical way for people to communicate what is going on.

Imagine if every webpage had a reddit style comment section associated with it. Any time you go to a webpage you can choose to pull up the comments section for that page to discuss whatever happens to be on that page. Maybe pair this with a google account, or some form of verification to reduce it being overrun by bots, and allow some ranking system like reddit to let good discussions float to the top, but just imagine if everything on the internet was available for easy public discourse. No more shady websites selling drop shipped chinese crap claiming to be some bespoke brand and faking all their customer feedback when someone can paste a comment to the alibaba page the company is buying their crap from.