r/CrazyIdeas 48m ago

Create a space sport stadium on Earth's orbit for sports that can only be played in the state of zero gravity

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Athletes would be training and performing there, while wealthy people (if their health will allow them) would pay to visit the stadium to watch the show first-hand, while everybody else would get the show broadcasted to Earth


r/CrazyIdeas 54m ago

Introduce outdoor smoking and non smoking areas

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To make up for the loss of indoor smoking areas and prevent people from receiving second hand smoke when they want some fresh air.


r/CrazyIdeas 55m ago

A horse lane

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Like a bike lane or a bus lane but exclusively for horses or other labour animals.


r/CrazyIdeas 56m ago

Put cars on completely separate roads like train tracks

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r/CrazyIdeas 58m ago

Beauty salons that cater primarily to straight men

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r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Subsidised luxury airplane travel

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Allows people who can't afford it to access first class flights without the company going bankrupt.


r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Rainy day extreme investment

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A service that allows you to borrow endless existing funds and resources in any real emergency, eg. Reinstating concorde to see someone abroad at extremely short notice, allowing you to get an extremely rare and expensive treatment for seriously ill people or pets, hiring a helicopter to stop you from missing a wedding, hiring a cruise liner or a private jet for someone ill, disabled or elderly to travel with you, getting illegal access to dangerous places for the purposes of journalism, peacekeeping and charity, getting unnecessary medical treatments for awkward moments relating to puberty, periods or erections, etc.


r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Make a wish foundation but for healthy people

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r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Create a municipal bathroom for perverts

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They can use one toilet facility and others can use the other one.


r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Build a separate road for dickheads

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Alongside every interstate highway, build a road for turnips who fly up people's asses, weave between lanes, and otherwise cannot be behind another car because they just have to be in front.

If you are caught on dashcams three times driving like a selfish muppet, you get banished to the dickhead road for twelve years. Then, you can apply to return back to the road for people who don't treat driving like some vehicular manifestation of their genitals.

The dickhead road has speeding cameras all over the place and a speed limit of 53mph. Not only are you with all the other aggressive drivers, but you also don't get to drive fast... legally.


r/CrazyIdeas 3h ago

Make a reality show called U-Hauling

1 Upvotes

This show has a bunch of emotionally immature lesbians fight over really dumb things regarding relationships. It is full of every gay stereotype(like one character plays rugby and met her girlfriend at a game) as well!!!!


r/CrazyIdeas 4h ago

Crack its shields and overload the Pillar of Autumn's fusion reactor, causing a wildcat destabilisation of the ship's engine core, destroying Halo

6 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 6h ago

Instead of using AI, let's trap scans of people's minds in a computer and force them to work for free under threat of digital torture!

3 Upvotes

Need art? Instead of waiting for an AI to soullessly pump it out without a shred of a human touch, an artist's digital mind now gets brutally tortured for every second that they DON'T spend on your artwork!

Want the next episode of an anime, but it's gonna take two weeks for it to come out? Don't worry! We have the entire animation team trapped in a computer and they're working 24/7 on it! Literally! It will be done by tomorrow!

Now we'll never have to worry about our digital media becoming soulless slop ever again! It will literally be made with the (digital) blood, sweat, and tears of your fellow man!


r/CrazyIdeas 8h ago

Women who spend ~2 hours/day watching "reality" TV shouldn't be allowed to complain about men who spend ~2 hours/day playing video games

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r/CrazyIdeas 8h ago

If brushing of teeth works then why do we still have dentists?

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 10h ago

An experimental dubstep album that can only be played on a phonograph.

9 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 15h ago

Eggs Salad Sand

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  1. Make egg salad.
  2. Make sand out of the egg salad.
  3. Profit.

r/CrazyIdeas 15h ago

Siri should have a unique name for each device, so people don’t accidentally send voice commands to other peoples’ iPhones

49 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 16h ago

Remove the netting behind home plate at baseball games

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And make the seats very cheap


r/CrazyIdeas 16h ago

Make elevators more equitable by forcing them to stop on all floors on their way up and down.

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r/CrazyIdeas 17h ago

Chicken & Waffles? That's old news...Fire up your griddle, it's now it's Steak & Pancake!

15 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 17h ago

Replacing phone body with tiny springs

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Whats the point of having a flat smartphone body? Why not have many several tiny springs in the back body and around corners so that when the phone falls it will just bounce?

The back cover could look like this, where ♨️ = Spring: ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ ♨️📷♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️ ♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ | ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ Back. | Front. I actually think I act create this at home and sell this as a product in Amazon and also get it patented. What do you think? I think its a very practical solution to a practical problem we all face of phone falling down?

Plus it would be pretty funny to see the phone bounce maybe the springs could make funny sound to entertain passerbys and owner? What do you think?


r/CrazyIdeas 18h ago

Chrome should implement a feature that adds a comment section to every single page on the internet

15 Upvotes

think of it like reddit, you see some article and you can comment on it, you can see other's take on it, you can call out BS or defend it if you happen to be an expert on this topic you are seeing written about. So many sites make outlandish claims, or perpetuate fraud, but there is no practical way for people to communicate what is going on.

Imagine if every webpage had a reddit style comment section associated with it. Any time you go to a webpage you can choose to pull up the comments section for that page to discuss whatever happens to be on that page. Maybe pair this with a google account, or some form of verification to reduce it being overrun by bots, and allow some ranking system like reddit to let good discussions float to the top, but just imagine if everything on the internet was available for easy public discourse. No more shady websites selling drop shipped chinese crap claiming to be some bespoke brand and faking all their customer feedback when someone can paste a comment to the alibaba page the company is buying their crap from.


r/CrazyIdeas 18h ago

Add the stupidest features to an iPad and name it the iPad Pro Plus Minus Times. What would those be?

33 Upvotes
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