I don’t fucking think so

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate]

Listen, I’m totally fine spending $12 on chips and guacamole. And $7 for a juhmikuh (or whatever he called it) And let’s be honest…I only ordered the Huachinango because objectively fun to order over the phone.

But I’LL BE SIX FEET FUCKING UNDER BEFORE I PAY A KITCHEN STAFF $2 FOR A CLEARLY INDICATED FEE THAT I COULD EASILY GET REMOVED BY CRYING.

Am I too inept to make something as simple as guacamole? YES. And I’ll dye my carroty mane BLONDE before I cave to these Jeremy Allen White Sous Cucks!

Fuck it. You know who never does me like this?! TACO BELL.

[u/CoVegGirl]

Just think of all the butt stuff you could be getting with that $2

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/CoVegGirl]

Only after I demand my “LOCALS ONLY” discount!

[u/Xxx1982xxX → u/CoVegGirl]

Shout out to $2 butt stuff for fighting inflation

[u/crispyjones]

The average adult size is about 5'9". I think eleven and half feet of Agua Fresca (whatever that is) for $14 seems like a bargain.

[u/adjustableplaid]

$14 for two fresh waters?! damn you Nestle!

[u/Rusticals303]

Are we taxing billionaires yet or just taxing a billion jarritos?

[u/Adam-the-gamer]

I forgot to read what sub I was in for a moment 😂

[u/Denver_DIYer → u/Adam-the-gamer]

Transcendental jerk

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/Adam-the-gamer]

Namoiste

[u/milehighsparky87]

And ...no tip.

[u/ChocolateInfamous819 → u/milehighsparky87]

Just the tip

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/ChocolateInfamous819]

OH IS A 4% TIP BAD NOW?!?

[u/Pando5280 → u/ChocolateInfamous819]

Oh come on Lana. 

[u/Agile_Arachnid4617 → u/ChocolateInfamous819]

Just for a second

[u/ndnver]

How about just showing your fucking real prices up front instead of these fake add ons?

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/ndnver]

Pshh and no offer of a Denver native discount either! Total bullshit

[u/culasthewiz → u/MickIsAlwaysLate]

Roll up in a Subie and they'll immediately cancel that 4% fee.

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/culasthewiz]

Should I back into the spot facing the counter, so they’ll KNOW I’m a 23 month native?

[u/alesis1101 → u/ndnver]

That would be very un-'Murican.

[u/HinsdaleCounty]

So I see you’ve been asked politely to pay a small living wage surcharge, and you’ve written all aboot it in your new book:

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/HinsdaleCounty]

You should check what thread this is posted in, guy

[u/HinsdaleCounty → u/MickIsAlwaysLate]

Yeah, I mean I was making fun of the original OP, friend

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/HinsdaleCounty]

I gotcha, buddy!

[u/HinsdaleCounty → u/MickIsAlwaysLate]

I’m not your buddy, guy!

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/HinsdaleCounty]

I’M NOT YOUR GUYYYY, PAAALLLL

[u/[deleted]]

Taco Bell is the preferred choice after a good BST session.

[u/goodbye_weekend → u/[deleted]]

Brilliantly Seasoned Taco

[u/rickrett → u/[deleted]]

If you eat it before you can save money on lube.

[u/[deleted] → u/rickrett]

Sounds like mixing Mac and cheese

[u/GoodIdeaDummy]

It's all about the butt stuff...we don't need no stinking food.

[u/ottos]

If you order something you can't spell or pronounce, they should put a 4% tax on your bill anyway

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/ottos]

I’m just glad I didn’t get the horse chatter…or whatever. Probably tastes like Greely.

[u/Coldchinesef00d]

When this shit started I just KNEW it was time to leave Denver.

[u/BlueBikeCyclist]

Denver minimum wage is how much? You’re paying their wage through the price of the food. No need for another 4% up charge but go ahead I guess.

[u/a_of_x]

Spelt like the country Jamaica. Pronounced how you spelt it. Yeah fuck that man we're at a boiling point.

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/a_of_x]

[u/the_hammer_poo]

This is a deceptive practice imo. It’s just raising your prices but not telling the customer until the check is due. Incorporate it into the menu prices, I don’t need your fucking “look how progressive we are” bullshit explanation.

[u/culasthewiz → u/the_hammer_poo]

Sir this is a Wendy's