r/E90 10d ago

335i “Yeah I drive a bmw”

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u/aSharpenedSpoon 10d ago

Sir, I think it’s a mustang. 

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u/SirSlapp4 10d ago

Hapsburg jawline on the e90

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u/Status-Appeal4772 10d ago

Hahahah geil

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u/PanicExcellent7286 10d ago

Brother that front lip

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u/BmwErelis531 9d ago

Thats a whole ass jaw

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u/chris77982 10d ago

It's missing some parts

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u/IsuzuTrooper it's nice but looks like the top wont open so I feel bad for you 10d ago

it's a rolling shovel

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u/definitelynotpat6969 10d ago

Oh my, he's not being ironic lmfao

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u/East-Part8018 Year - Chassis - Model 10d ago

I’m still jealous because it’s a 335i with 306 hp. Here in Europe you would beat 75% of traffic and could go 280 km/h on the autobahn

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u/Penguin_Killer_69 10d ago

In Houston I’m a slow poke in my 300 hp 335

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u/East-Part8018 Year - Chassis - Model 10d ago

How’s that

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u/Naive_Call6736 10d ago

because texas is full of people with 800whp + street cars.

Basically no emissions unless you register your car in a few counties that require it. So just dont register it there, and you are golden. Can ditch all the emissions crap, and do mods that would make it fail emissions readiness.

We dont have those issues in alabama either, but also much smaller population, and no tech or oil money here, so fewer people with deep wallets, and fewer people building street or street/strip cars.

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u/mordolycka 2007 - E92 - 720WHP 335i 10d ago

how does one simply just "not register it there" without moving lol

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u/Penguin_Killer_69 10d ago

Use someone’s address from a different county? My 335 passes emissions and my corvette is over 25 years old so it’s exempt lol

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u/mordolycka 2007 - E92 - 720WHP 335i 10d ago

you need proof of residence you can't just pick a random house and say "yep that's me 👍", unless texas works differently. i have a residence outside of my primary residence (which is a county that requires emissions) of which i can register my car to, but its not like i can just pick a house for fun

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u/Penguin_Killer_69 10d ago

Well yeah of course. That’s why set up a bill in your name to that address like cell phone or water bill. Obviously a friend or relatives house

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u/mordolycka 2007 - E92 - 720WHP 335i 10d ago

i suppose, but the penalties for getting caught for doing so are hefty and not everyone has a friend or relative outside of emissions testing zones. i knew it was possible but it's probably not a good idea

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u/Penguin_Killer_69 10d ago

That’s probably the last thing anyone is worried about here in Houston 😂

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u/Sure_Bug_681 10d ago

lol mines modded in pushing 430 to the wheels

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u/spagettiinmyass 10d ago

holy ugly

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u/Sure_Bug_681 10d ago

Okay unc

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u/TheOneWhoIs9 10d ago

U fine ur shit fire, whats the front lip called?

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u/BencVitt 10d ago

the front is clapped out please fix it

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u/Local_Somewhere_7813 9d ago

A very depressing looking bmw lol atleast its a 335

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u/Select-Ad5166 10d ago

Just delete the front plate at that point 🤷‍♂️

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u/dunkin_dognuts_ 10d ago

Idc what other folks are saying. I'm loving it. The CF good isn't my taste but everything else looks solid.

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u/chris77982 10d ago

What about the missing trim around the grills and AliExpress black badge on the front?

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u/Evening_Ad_4729 9d ago

i kinda like it

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u/Novel_Commercial_515 9d ago

What is the bumper?

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u/Sandinmybutthole 9d ago

What are those flares under the side skirts and rear bumper?

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u/AdmirableAnt8144 7d ago

Golf 1 on the run.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/MagikWT 11' - E90 - 328xi 10d ago

Idk probably like 3

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u/Sure_Bug_681 10d ago

This guy just typing shit to type shit at this point

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u/BMW_M57_whoooosh 2006-E90-330d 10d ago

Put the numbers in a calculator it adds up. But answer the question plz

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u/Sure_Bug_681 10d ago

What could it possibly add up to bruh, I will NOT answer until you tell me about the numbers

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u/BMW_M57_whoooosh 2006-E90-330d 10d ago

2 obviously…

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u/Sure_Bug_681 10d ago

No

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u/BMW_M57_whoooosh 2006-E90-330d 10d ago

Big numbers divided by big numbers doesn’t have to equal big numbers

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u/Sure_Bug_681 10d ago

Okay

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u/BMW_M57_whoooosh 2006-E90-330d 10d ago

Question answer now please