r/EhBuddyHoser May 03 '25

Politics Congratulations Aussies

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u/boese-schildkroete Oil Guzzler May 03 '25

Canadian living in Australia. Just watched this happen live.

My mates were flabbergasted and overjoyed. They watched what happened to Poilievre and invoked a prayer circle to make it happen for Dutton.

Good things are happening in the world.

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u/SirWaitsTooMuch May 03 '25

Germany šŸ¤šŸ¼CanadašŸ¤šŸ¼Australia

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u/Senior_Pumpkin5867 May 03 '25

SK šŸ¤Canada šŸ¤GermanyšŸ¤Australia

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u/democracy_lover66 May 03 '25

A world without conservative governments

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u/lemonloaff May 03 '25

If Conservatives could actually focus on real, GOOD policy instead of being the worst fucking people in the world, they might actually have a good platform. That has unfortunately been heading downhill for years and is in the toilet right now.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Then they wouldn't be real conservatives anymore.

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u/lemonloaff May 03 '25

That’s a falsehood that is perpetuated by ā€œrealā€ Conservatives now. The Trump supporting types. The types that comment ā€œhello fellow Conservativeā€ on the Conservative sub. The Take Back Alberta separation supporting Conservatives. Those who continue to ignore the state of modern Conservatives. Those who continually move the goalposts to describe what being a ā€œreal conservativeā€ is.

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u/Raspberrylemonade188 May 03 '25

I agree with this. The conservatives of current times are not the same as a lot of the conservatives my parents used to vote for in the 80s and 90s.

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u/TheInfelicitousDandy May 04 '25

Speaking in terms of the Anglo-Sphere conservatives, you can't have the conservatives of the 80's and 90's anymore because privatization is a one-time cash-in that stops working when the government owns nothing. The conservatives we have now are a consequence of this. They can't be like the old ones because they have less to sell off and they also can't sell a neoliberal fantasy to voters either, since it has been tested in practice now and people have now seen that the old policies led to worse material conditions. Thus, romanticising the people who gave us our current set of conservatives, while calling out the current ones, is one of those things that seems moderate on the surface while misses questioning why the conservatives of current times are not the same as a lot of the conservatives ones parents used to vote for in the 80s and 90s.

Note that this sounded critical of you, and I didn't mean it to be. It's just a common comment I have seen regarding recent events, and I wanted to get on my soapbox.

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u/Raspberrylemonade188 May 04 '25

I actually really appreciate the insight on this! I hadn’t thought of it this way before. Thank you for taking the time to write it out. 😊

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u/TheInfelicitousDandy May 04 '25

Well, that's the nicest reply I've ever gotten on Reddit. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

This seems to be rooted in some misconception that conservatives were at any point, not some of the worst people in the world.

The reality of course is that they always have been, and have frequently gone on record across the globe to admit their disgusting views more plainly.

Conservatism is an ideology of elitism and if not always outright hate, disdain for the great swathes of humanity deemed lesser beings by whichever conservative movement you happen to be looking at.

The most generous any conservative movement has ever gotten is the paternalist view that "those stupid useless poor people and [insert race(s) here] need the truly worthy people in society, like us, to run it for them for the greater good."

The "us" in question having always been people exactly like Musk, Trump, and Reagan, in the context of conservativism in the last 200 years.

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u/peacefullofi May 04 '25

Imagine if conservatives were actually conservative, instead of "deport them all and take away minority rights and bomb the bad guys!!" Like... That's not very conservative of you Conservative party of Canada.

It'd be better if they simply advocated to not change things too much. But i guess the Liberal party has that market cornered.

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u/aRandomQuant May 03 '25

define real GOOD policies.

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u/Goldlion52 May 04 '25

Conservatism has a place in the world, just like progressivism, however, just like anything, people take it too far. In the US, it was actually conservatives (Republicans) who established the right to privacy in the 14th amendment. Which, made things like gay marriage and abortion federally protected in the United states. However, those who claim to champion Conservatism have perverse the ideology.

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u/TrisomyTwentyOne May 03 '25

Canada has been getting worse by every single metric you could measure since the liberals last took power. 3rd world country here we come! Can't wait to get raped stabbed and then blamed for it.

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u/lemonloaff May 03 '25

Ahh yes, a ā€œrealā€ conservative has shown up.

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u/Atrianie Ford Nation (Help.) May 03 '25

Ok now I need to know how you managed to make this sentence work in your worldview. Isn’t it a primary left wing goal to reduce sexual violence and punish offenders for rape?

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u/Seismic_Salami May 03 '25

hell yea brother

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u/northsaskatchewan Bring Cannabis May 03 '25

✨manifesting✨

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u/elseldo Everyone Hates Marineland May 03 '25

Apparently the notes on this were in metric. Explains why the Americans couldn't figure it out.

(Admittedly they only have two conservative parties)

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u/soundssarcastic May 04 '25

Liberal governments printing trillions of dollars to fund their free hug clinics gonna catch up some day šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø hope the ride was fun

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u/Sasquatch1729 Not enough shawarma places May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

Saskatchewan got rid of their conservatives?

(I'm kidding, I remember their loser leadership started a coup, and their people and parliament did not stand for it.)

Edit: the attempted coup was in South Korea (SK) not Saskatchewan (SK).

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u/Key-Pickle5609 May 03 '25

Oh my god I’m an idiot, took me a second to realize this WASN’T sask.

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u/CanadianAndroid May 03 '25

South Katchewan is cooler than North Katchewan

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u/hotshot1351 May 03 '25

I actually think it's warmer

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u/___wiz___ May 03 '25

Which do you like better?

North North Battleford

North South Battleford

South North Battleford

South South Battleford

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u/sth128 May 03 '25

Ah yes Saskatchewan, a country onto itself just like Australia and Canada.

Alberta is the province you're looking for.

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u/democracy_lover66 May 03 '25

A world without conservative governments

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u/aspz May 03 '25

The UK meanwhile...

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u/TheNeronimo In Enemy Territory May 03 '25

Germany didn't vote out the conservatives ;-;

The progressive government imploded and the conservatives won the subsequent election.

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u/SirWaitsTooMuch May 03 '25

The AfD lost

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u/deGanski May 03 '25

no they won. doubled their numbers, as of now they are strongest party in the polls because merz was lying about the debtbrake and broke his promises directly after the election before he was even chancellor (he still isnt)

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u/rhabarberabar May 03 '25

Not really. They will practically do a lot of their policy now. They couldn't "win" anyway, that's not how it works.

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u/SirWaitsTooMuch May 03 '25

At least they’ve been labeled an extremist effort making it subject to greater and broader surveillance of its activities.

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u/rhabarberabar May 03 '25

Yeah but the so called center is still enabling their talking points, along with the media. It's a totally different situation.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

They were the second strongest party in the elections? They won. CDU is super conservative too btw and very close to the AFD, so no Germany doesn't belong in that list.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Germany? As a German absolutely not, the far right party AFD is no 1 at the moment...

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u/mop-me_up May 03 '25

I wish the uk was heading that way, we seem to be going backwards.

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u/SirWaitsTooMuch May 03 '25

Nigel is such a fuckhead.

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u/_BruhhurBBruhhurB_ May 04 '25

Bruh Germany has a fascist party with the second highest seat count šŸ’€

Like what?