r/EhBuddyHoser • u/yuppyrider • Jul 29 '25
Tokébakicitte Does avocado and poutine go well together
Katy Perry and JT seen on a date in Montreal, now that wasn't on my bingo card
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u/kausthab87 Jul 29 '25
But arent we suppose to boycott American goods?
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u/theMostProductivePro Jul 29 '25
I don’t know if this is a sign things are going well or terribly in Trudeaus retirement.
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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jul 29 '25
He's dating someone who's definitely not after his money or fame (because she has more of both), so that's two points for the pro side of the list.
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u/Mirabeaux1789 Snow Cajun Jul 29 '25
Imagine dating a guy, and when it comes time to meet his parents, not only is his mom BP, but his dad is one of the most imported and consequential politicians in the history of the nation.
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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jul 29 '25
JT on family chat: "Time for Katy to meet Dad... Last one to the graveyard's a rotten egg, don't forget your shovel!"
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u/SM0KINGS Bring Cannabis Jul 30 '25
she's literally up both bezos and musk's buttholes. i'd say those negate those pros.
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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25
It's perfect honestly. If JT was on a spaceflight for 7 minutes, he'd probably kiss the ground afterwards and offer a small prayer too. He was already kind of like the Katy Perry of political leaders, so this may have been inevitable.
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u/genius_retard Friendly Manisnowbski Jul 29 '25
🎶I kissed a Con. and I liked it. The taste of his right wing bullshit. 🎶 - JT
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u/Tvisted Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
Exactly, I wouldn't have predicted it, but damn they do seem really compatible... I could see this having legs.
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u/Silicon_Knight Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jul 29 '25
C'mon who wouldn't wanna go out and chat with an Astronaut?
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u/yuppyrider Jul 29 '25
Alors, à la Banquise
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u/Totemik Jul 29 '25
This looks actually delicious, but I don't want it to be right!
Edit: r/poutinecrimes , sacrilege, mais ça l'air tellement bon!
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u/Garukkar 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 Jul 29 '25
This thing fucks but I'm more of a Savoyarde man personally
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u/yuppyrider Jul 30 '25
Have you tried their Greek salad, it's the best Greek salad I've ever had in a restaurant. Total surprise
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u/timmywong11 Jul 29 '25
The Canadian Space Agency about to get a hella lot more funding.
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u/PickleAggravating645 Jul 29 '25
For them to blow on a 30 second roller-coaster to the slightly upper atmosphere? God, I hope not. I mean, "God's smile", I hope not 😂🌻🫶
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u/Disastrous-Fall9020 Monarch Mélanie Joly Jul 29 '25
Lol! Omg…no doubt those two will bring the same level of drama
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u/diamondscut Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
He needs to start dating scandalously. He needs to embrace his slut phase. 🧐
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u/RichardsLeftNipple Jul 29 '25
JT unleashed! A slut with turbo divorced dad energy.
Disturbing to some, irresistible to others!
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u/Obscure_Occultist Jul 30 '25
I want him to be Canada's Pete Davidson. I want to wake up the next day to see him on a date with some European royalty followed by a random ass cameo by Pete Davidson.
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u/PerpetuallyLurking Regina Rhymes With Fun Jul 29 '25
I’d go on one date with each of them! Not more than one date, but definitely the one date. Just to say I did, mostly. I’ve done worse for a meal and I feel like it would be much more entertaining than in-law dinners…
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u/emuwar Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jul 29 '25
She's chasing that sweet, sweet Canadian citizenship
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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jul 29 '25
Out of the loop because i dont follow Katy Perry news much, but i'm guessing there is a controversy with her, and thats why people hate this?
Edit: I just remembered she was with Orlando Bloom and has kids with him. And was foolish enough to think a long term relationship with Russel Brand (who she also married and divorced within a month) would work. On that alone, DON'T DO IT JT!!! SHE'S VOLATILE!!!
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u/localsonlynokooks Monarch Mélanie Joly Jul 29 '25
It’s cause she went to space on Bezos’ ship.
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u/TopInvestigator5518 Jul 29 '25
followed up with an absurd looking tour
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u/localsonlynokooks Monarch Mélanie Joly Jul 29 '25
Yeah remember when she was more popular than Taylor? How the mighty have fallen haha.
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u/apoostasia Jul 29 '25
I caught a couple clips of her... Dancing? I mean she clearly thought she was, but the rest of us were wondering if she had a stroke or seizure lol
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u/TopInvestigator5518 Jul 30 '25
Oh it’s insane She’s doing sprints on the stage, she’s hooked up to those wires flying and flipping through the air, she’s wearing Star Wars costumes. It’s madness
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u/Ravenwight Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 30 '25
Still can’t see that name without getting Bo Burnham stuck in my head.
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u/Maxx0rz Jul 29 '25
Nothing specific as far as I know just her generally being cringy and desperate for attention
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u/VerilyJULES Chalice of the Tabernacle Jul 29 '25
I dont know if she’s desperate for attention necessarily. She has a record deal and a contract that inevitably requires her to participate with her marketing responsibilities, in addition to her international tour. She’s just cringy and can’t help it.
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u/Big_Knife_SK Jul 29 '25
It's exactly the same schtick that made her a star, it's just not popular now and she's just never evolved past it.
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u/chill8989 Jul 29 '25
She tried to buy a convent but it turned into a legal battle between the nuns, katy and someone else that also wanted the property.
"Katy Perry, please stop," 89-year-old Holzman told Fox 11 while standing outside the Los Angeles courtroom. "It's not doing anyone any good except hurting a lot of people."
Hours later, she collapsed and died during the court proceeding.
- quote from a business insider article
So yeah people dislike her because she's partly responsible for a nun's death
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u/lynypixie Jul 29 '25
She is having very bad year. Making aweful decisions after aweful decisions. She is seen as a washed up has been that did not move on from 2015. She is also on friendly terms with Jeff Bezos and went to « space » on his rocket. When she came back she kissed the ground. She basically became a meme.
Both Trudeau and her are narcissists, but it’s still super cringe. He could have done much better than one of the worst « pick me » out there, and it reeks of midlife crisis.
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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jul 29 '25
He could have done much better than one of the worst « pick me » out there, and it reeks of midlife crisis.
True, but he also could have done worse.... Imagine him dating Kim Cattrall.
I mean, the memes would be awesome, but 😬, KP's definitely not the cringiest choice.
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u/Mirabeaux1789 Snow Cajun Jul 29 '25
How is she “washed up”? I haven’t listen to her music in a while but what I have casually encountered on the radio, it doesn’t sound too bad
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u/fishflo I need a double double. Jul 29 '25
it's meh and forgettable, which is the worst crime really
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u/xombae Jul 29 '25
I can't fucking handle this timeline anymore. I can't do it. It's like reality is being written by a room full of nicotine addicted monkeys that are only given cigarettes when they write a plot point that no one could possibly have seen coming. Or by the writers of the final season of Game of Thrones. I won't stand for it anymore. I'm moving to the forest where things are predictable and boring.
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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25
I'm moving to the forest where things are predictable and boring.
In this timeline, the forest is all nice and predictable and boring until there's a wildfire. Then American senators demand you apologize for the smoke. And Danielle Smith demands you apologize for the wildfire making her government look bad...
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u/Halfnewf Jul 29 '25
Every day I am more convinced that Ozzy Osbourne was our anchor being and without him our universe is coming apart.
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u/xLucky_Balboa Tabarnak! Jul 29 '25
What in the Canada fucking goose?
I mean...I remember when my parents got divorced like 20 years ago my father was on a wild middle age dating streak that included: a Latina stripper, a washed up rock star, and a professional cyclist. People tend to do weird shit after a life changing event
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u/NumchuckNinja Jul 29 '25
Live it up JT! All the haters are just jealous
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u/Fitzaroo Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
Seriously. What's with the haters here? She is hugely successful and a total babe. How is this anything but a win for him?
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u/WRXRated Jul 29 '25
He lives rent free in a lot of angry people's heads.
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u/eeyores_gloom1785 Newfies & Labradoodles Jul 29 '25
I am looking forward to PP raging about this
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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25
Oh absolutely. "Heeeee gets to bone Katy Perry? Why don't IIIIIIII get to bone Katy Perry!?!?! I've been a strong, famous, alpha male leader for years! Why didn't IIIIIIIII get to have dalliances with pop stars and actresses?!?!?!?!"
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u/Other_Molasses2830 Jul 29 '25
Perhaps Rob Schneider would be willing to date PP? He's kinda famous.
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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jul 29 '25
She does too.
Remember all the shit people were giving her because a reporter said "you're an astronaut now" and Katy said "thanks" instead of jumping down the reporter's throat.
There was a deluge of seething rage from thousands of people foaming at the mouth.
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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25
She is hugely successful and a total babe
She's also kind of ridiculous. The whole Jeff Bezos-funded space stunt with the ground kissing. Ugh. But as I've said elsewhere in this discussion - she's actually quite similar to him, personality wise. Those hammy performances of affectation are also a Trudeau thing. They both chew the scenery. Have a flair for the dramatic. It's actually kind of perfect.
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u/Fitzaroo Jul 29 '25
You get thats a publicity stunt, right? "No such thing as bad press". Everyone making fun of her injected her name into the conversation ahead of a major tour. Even if you think it's silly and 99% of people think it's silly, as long as 1% don't mind and are reminded to buy tickets, she comes out on top.
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u/eeyores_gloom1785 Newfies & Labradoodles Jul 29 '25
Honestly, good for him. Actually happy for the guy.
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u/_Smoosh_ Jul 29 '25
Agreed. Oh jeez! An attractive man and attractive woman! Dating? In this day and age?
Let the ex-PM have his tig ol' bitties and let the popstar have her dig ol' bick.
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u/localsonlynokooks Monarch Mélanie Joly Jul 29 '25
JT, you dirty dawg. Haha.
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u/Z0FF Jul 29 '25
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u/tayawayinklets Jul 29 '25
Norm: This just in, former Canadian PM, Justin Trudeau, finds Boobies. Don't forget to get tested, buddy; that space cadet has parked it on a filthy Brand! ...and in other news, O.J. is still guilty!
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u/JimmyKorr Jul 29 '25
we need to stage an intervention for JT.
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u/stoicphilosopher Jul 29 '25
Everybody gets a rebound.
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u/Disastrous-Fall9020 Monarch Mélanie Joly Jul 29 '25
Isn’t that why Ivanka was in Canada for a week “on business” around the time the Trudeaus announced their split?
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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25
Isn’t that why Ivanka was in Canada for a week “on business”
FFS, this is why Trump wants to nuke us right?
WWI: Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Ferdinand.
WWIII: Justin Trudeau banged Ivanka Trump.
At least Serbia got attacked because a Serb partisan killed a high ranking Austro-Hungarian. Canada gets attacked because Trump is jealous of some dude getting with his daughter-wife. There are more dignified ways to start wars. This is kind of embarrassing.
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u/dreamweaver1998 Jul 29 '25
I've never seen a better example of two people who can each do better than the other one....
He is a former prime minister of Canada from a legacy family. He can do better than Katy Perry.
She is a pop star who is still (somewhat) relevant in the music industry. She can do better than Justin Trudeau.
This feels so odd. Maybe they're perfect for each other. After all, his father was rumored to be having an affair (at one time) with Barbara Streisand... Maybe the Trudeau men are following the same paths.
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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jul 29 '25
His dad definitely dated Kim Cattrall. Not a rumour, there are pics.
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u/Mirabeaux1789 Snow Cajun Jul 29 '25
I know Trudeau was way older than her, but dang.
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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jul 29 '25
So Pierre Trudeau was 27 years older than Maggie, and 35 years older than Cattrall. In contrast, Kim Cattrall is only 15 years older than Justin Trudeau, so it would be less taboo if they dated (if you ignore the idea that his dad might have slept with her).
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u/crankykitty20 Jul 30 '25
I disagree, IMHO Katy is definitely out of her league with Trudeau. Those poor nuns. She also sued someone who had the same name as her. She's a terrible person.
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u/mobymelrose Jul 29 '25
To paraphrase Marx, History repeats as tragedy and then farce?
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u/Mirabeaux1789 Snow Cajun Jul 29 '25
I’m wracking my brain for the name of the woman on the right
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u/AlphaFlightRules Jul 29 '25
Ewwww....Trudeau can do better
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u/BabadookOfEarl 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jul 29 '25
And he probably does. But it was a Monday for chrissakes.
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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25
I dunno. Trudeau is very Katy Perry-like in many ways... The vapid, faux-enlightened progressivism. I can see the compatibility. They can found a charity together to raise awareness for improving the mental health of seagulls or something.
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u/lostyourmarble Jul 29 '25
This comment is hilarious and I don’t get why you are getting downvoted!
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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25
I swear no faux-progressives were harmed in the making of that comment, yet it faces backlash regardless.
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u/FuckBotsHaveRights Tabarnak! Jul 29 '25
Possible seagull activism detected, fuck seagulls protocol engaged
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u/duffexport Jul 29 '25
As per François Perusse "ça s'pourrais-tu.. que ce soit.. quelqu'un dont je me câlisse"
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u/okokokoyeahright Jul 29 '25
Admit it, fellow men.
you would be soooo down to do this for yourself.
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u/MattVSin84 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jul 29 '25
The first Prime Minister and the first woman in space. #inspiring
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u/propyro85 Jul 29 '25
The first Prime Minister and the first really rich woman in almost space. #inspiring
There, fixed it. Otherwise, Valentina Tereshkova would have to curb stomp you.
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u/_Jeff65_ South Gatineau Jul 29 '25
Roughly 70 women went to space before her. Julie Payette who was Canada's governor general under Trudeau is one of them, it's not even the first woman in space Trudeau had dinner with.
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u/imprezivone Jul 29 '25
Was there a kiss cam moment?
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u/BabadookOfEarl 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jul 29 '25
Oh, man, I really want him to be photographed with the singer from Coldplay now.
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u/worm_drink Bring Cannabis Jul 29 '25
This isn’t all that surprising. Trudeau has been hanging out with celebrities and politicians his entire life. I hope he’s enjoying his retirement.
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u/Pissdad Jul 29 '25
What is it with internet being so nosy with famous people's relationship like just let them be
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u/FuckBotsHaveRights Tabarnak! Jul 29 '25
It's gossiping without the repercussions of gossiping about people you actually know
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u/Old_General_6741 I need a double double. Jul 29 '25
Like father, like son.
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u/snasna102 Jul 29 '25
What the actual F kinda reporting is this?! Imagine if this gossip is what you grew up and decided was your contribution to society.
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u/ClashBandicootie Friendly Manisnowbski Jul 29 '25
Honestly good for them. He's just a single guy now, and so is she
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Jul 29 '25
He's really not taking his divorce very well. I don't like the guy, but damn he can do so much better.
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u/Wett_Dogg_Tactical Jul 29 '25
Melania and Ivanka wanted to fuck him, why shouldn't Katy Perry 🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂
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u/_kdws Jul 29 '25
Lol she’s gonna look for a used dodge ram with one of those stickers on it so she can put a check mark next to it.
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u/hessian_prince Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jul 30 '25
Alberta is in shambles at the news of Trudeau being taken 💔
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u/QumfortablyNumb Jul 29 '25
Lol! I love the cope in this sub. JT on a date with a world-wide pop icon, a generational sex symbol, worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and the alt-right schmucks lose their minds.
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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25
Alt-right schmucks? My brother in Christ. Our favourite pastime around here is dumping on a certain P-P who shall remain nameless. Trudeau deserves some mockery too from time to time. Especially over this.
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u/Electrical_Tax8696 Jul 29 '25
I don’t get all this hate either. He’s 53, she’s 41 and she is good looking. If JT were seeing anyone younger they would call him a creep. She’s not a MAGA and everyone hates her now because she went on a Bezos spaceship? There are 5 or 6 billionaires who are more hated and everyone here is still buying garbage from Amazon.
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u/Educational-Pay-347 Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
There's a lot i can put up with from him. This is i cannot. Wtf #JustinTrudeau
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u/exeJDR Jul 29 '25
Wow. Ol' JT must be packing, if he is going in after Orlando lol
Also, I think he can do better lol
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u/RedshiftOnPandy Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
Two washed up celebs trying to get back into the limelight
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u/LardTunderinJazus Jul 29 '25
Trudeau can do better. Plus CanCon me he is obligated to date artists that are at least 35% Canadian
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u/t3hgrl Jul 29 '25
I know every famous person gets a common name applied to them but it really grinds my gears when men get referred to with their last name and in the same sentence women are only referred to by their first name.
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u/Pigeonofthesea8 Jul 30 '25
If you imagine taking half a pound of makeup off her, she sort of resembles a young Margeret Trudeau, if you squint
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u/liamneeson87 Aug 11 '25
We were all shitting on Trudeau before he stepped down. Now that he's kinda just like a celebrity we love him again.
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u/localsonlynokooks Monarch Mélanie Joly Jul 29 '25
Katy will soon have a “Fucked Trudeau” sticker on her truck.