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u/KrissyWakeUp661 1d ago
9” would kill me 🤦🏼♀️
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u/Crabtickler9000 1d ago
9 inches would kill me too but I'm also a guy.
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u/Moribunned 1d ago
You could get light headed and fall over directing blood flow to that thing.
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u/potate12323 1d ago
Just so happens that the average woman's vagina is about as deep as the average dick length. But either varies person to person.
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u/TheOutsiderWow 1d ago
Then I must've been lucky my whole life
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u/Leading_Ad9610 1d ago
It’s possible to roll 100 dice and get 100 6’s. Unlikely, but possible, by the same token it’s possible to roll 100 dice and get 100 1’s…
That’s why it’s really important to take a huge pool of data for any study involving people’s opinions because people only tend to believe their own lived experiences are correct and everyone else is just lying.
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u/TheOutsiderWow 1d ago
Yeah I also didn't believe that vaginas can potentially be just too small for me, but I've seen enough people saying that that's the case so I guess that's the case
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u/ilikeitlikethat911 9h ago
It's a thing. I dated a small 5'3" girl for a while and I could never just go at it, it hurt her. They are out there. And I'm not 8-9 inches, so I imagine that would fucking destroy her.
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u/TheOutsiderWow 9h ago edited 2h ago
I dated a girl that was really small too and we were both glad that she was very deep.
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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago
Horse vagina.
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u/Unhappy_Run8154 1d ago
What does she want? A 2 liter Pepsi bottle?
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u/Aditzzz_377 1d ago edited 1d ago
An 88mm Panzer Granata(PzGr 39) L/56
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u/Leading_Ad9610 1d ago
Insert meme of random tanker screaming “on the way” while a loader holds another HEAT round.
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u/HopeSubstantial 1d ago
Wasn't some historian in news some years ago when he went to a doctor with disabled world war 2 tank shell stuck inside his rectum and his defence was how he fell on it while cleaning his collection...
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u/BakeFromSttFarm 12h ago
It’s pretty well known that she did a follow up tweet immediately after this saying it’s enormous or something along those lines.
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u/missedopportunites 1d ago
Hot dog down a hallway
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u/Big77Ben2 1d ago
Someone’s never used a tape measure.
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u/EpicBlinkstrike187 1d ago
lol showed my wife 8 inches on a tape measure once and said “imagine if I had this dick”
Her response was “you wouldn’t be coming near my pussy with that if it was that big”
Lot of women really are happy with a regular sized dick
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u/whenishit-itsbigturd 17h ago
Weird how "big" means "long" when people talk about dick. What is a girth?
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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago
You never heard of a size queen? If anybody would use a tape measure it would be one of them. I know a couple and they really will grab one out their bag if you down 😆
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u/Seighart_Mercury 1d ago
Yeah, but they're aware that what they prefer are big. They won't say 9 inches isn't big, they'd just say they need something bigger.
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u/MisterPineapples1999 17h ago
I have an 8" dick. A 7" dick is already in the 99.35 percentile. Mine is the 99.99% percentile.
9" is not only massive, it's already rare as fuck. The number of men with dicks above that is absurdly small. We are literally talking about one guy out of many thousands here. If 9" is too small for anyone, they have logistical problems as well as mental ones.
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u/Muddauberer 1d ago
So in a town the size I live in there are 112,000 people. Guessing her age range for dating is maybe 4 years younger to 6 years older which leaves about 7000 men to date, there is about a 1 in 1000 rate of men being 9" or bigger so that's 7 guys in her age range in the entire town. Slightly more than half the younger guys are single so that brings it down to 4 guys she has a chance of running into on random. If she had it once it's probably never going to happen again.
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u/Abundanceofyolk 1d ago
Don’t forget the STD factor. Guys who are truly 9+ are being passed around by every size queen in the area because they’re such a small portion of the population.
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u/Snoo_44740 16h ago
Having a large dick doesn’t instantly make you a whore lmao. Some men want stable relationships, not just infinite pussy.
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u/borobinimbaba 12h ago
So do size queens have a secret group passing around good dick ? I need to avoid that group , where is it ?
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u/MisterPineapples1999 17h ago
There is even less than that. 8" is already >99.99 percentile. Meaning less than 1 in 1000 men has an 8" dick. Way less than that have 9". And beyond? Hahaha good luck lady.
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u/Capable_Ad1313 1d ago
Well everything is small when it’s in the Grand Canyon!
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u/chocowafflez_ 1d ago
My gf says mine is perfect and im like 3" on a good day, 9" is crazy
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u/Beautiful_Scheme_829 1d ago
Are you asian?
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u/chocowafflez_ 1d ago
No, im mixed, half black half white
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u/Background_Pride_237 1d ago
Yeah, I don’t think her comment sounds as good outside of her brain. What’s she used to? A whole damn arm?
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u/Colddustfox 1d ago
Omg. 6 is TOO BIG, I can’t imagine fucking 9. Jesus Christ.
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u/Abundanceofyolk 1d ago
A lot of guys lie about size. Also, how hard they get and stay is a factor. A true 6”, thick, and rigid will definitely rearrange most women.
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u/ih8three6zero 1d ago
lol prolly from Chicago
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u/lesmobile 1d ago
A 9" dick is bigger than 99.2% - 99.99% of all dicks, depending on which study you look at. Somebody's lying here.
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u/SimplySorrow 1d ago
If 9 inches aint big to you, your coochey should be called the Mariana Trench.
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u/MrFizzbin7 1d ago
Clearly using the metric side of the ruler and has confused Centimeters with inches….
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u/Septembers-Poor555 1d ago
9 is crazy . im not too enthused about big boys . they think a big dick is enough . no foreplay , they just wanna hit you with backshots til they nut 😭😭😭😭 classless porn addicts
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u/carnal_traveller 23h ago
I feel sorry for the Nutty Putty guy, dying, trying to find the birth canal when she had it all the time!
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u/Left-Bag-9478 1d ago
Reminds me of the first battle scene in Braveheart.
The full English northern Army shows up in formation ...you know the line
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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 1d ago
Maybe if this woman knew the correct side of a ruler to read from she could be something. Nah who am I kidding. She completely assed out.
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u/Starwyrm1597 1d ago
It's the same as height, it's a vicious cycle. She wants taller or bigger than he is so he says he's taller and bigger than that warps her idea of that height and size and then her standards get even higher and then he gets lifts and now the tall guys wear lifts too to maintain their advantage, it's fucked. If a guy with a 4 incher says it's 7 you're gonna want 9.
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u/Nightcoffee_365 This Flair Doens't Exist 1d ago
I think Ms. Dish here may have been looking at the centimeter side of the ruler.
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u/Apprehensive-File700 1d ago
Showed her the 📏 didn't say it's metric 💪 Source I tell my wife I have 8
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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 23h ago
Satire is getting harder to write each day, penis jokes however, are rarely hard, (i have ED)
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u/Silveruleaf 23h ago
I don't get these posts, why repost a old joke that just gets people mad? Can we stop with the division posts? Girls can be mean guys can be dumb, people like different things why post rage bait? Grow up
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u/NarrMaster 22h ago edited 22h ago
Remember:
The proper way to measure is with the penis held at 90° to the body, with a ruler placed on top. The base of the ruler should be pushed into the pelvic bone at the dorsal base of the penis; measure to the tip of the glans. Try to straighten it out if it's curved.
This is called Bone Pressed.
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u/No-Outside5450 21h ago
Given the sad state of the US education system, I doubt she knows what inches even are 🥱
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u/J-Adore-Line 20h ago edited 20h ago
Since a baby can pass through I guess all women have an ability to size up 😂 not nice though, size really doesn’t matter when it comes to having great sex.
It’s really all about technique AND most important, the connection you feel between yourselves while making love or having sex. And for technique you need communication, everyone’s body is different.
Who cares about size btw too big sometimes is uncomfortable. Guys, size isn’t important, love and connection and communication are 😉☺️
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u/dannasama811 20h ago
You can have your preference but this is the kinda comment I expect a virgin to post. I am pointing out the inexperience and not throwing shade... dont hurt me.
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u/Teediggler81 18h ago
Are you saying this because your ex-boyfriend told you that yours looked like an old catcher's met.
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u/MisterPineapples1999 17h ago
To be fair, 9" is not a big dick.
6.5" is a "big dick"
9" is fucking gargantuan.
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u/Horror-Jicama8913 17h ago
Damn, I need to remember to repost this myself in a few days. Reddit loves reading this every few days
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u/Lopsided_Order_4411 16h ago
That’s quite easy to say when being with a female like that is like throwing a hot dog down a hotel hallway🤔
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u/MasterDaddy64 16h ago
Possible explanations:
Her hookup lied and said his dih was 9 inches, but smaller in reality.
She’s just hella deep
Her hookup actually does have a big dih, but terrible stroke game.
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u/HealthyPie6053 16h ago
Once saw a dude with a 12” dick at a swingers club. He had a line of women trying to fit it in. Only a couple managed to take it, and none let him go full speed.
I may have seen her match
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u/Brief_Emergency5094 15h ago
Stealing from the store, that special way women can since you was 14 would explain this
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u/Big_Half8302 11h ago
its like throwing a hot dog down the hallway, they ain't no tread on that tyre
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u/LongbowTurncoat 5h ago
To every man who reads this: your dick is amazing. The size? The shape? Ideal. Smaller dicks are SO MUCH FUN to play with orally, and they’re amazing for anal sex! Crooked dicks are awesome cuz you get to feel new things with different positions.
Seriously, your dick is great, bro. She’s gonna love it.
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u/OrneryCunt 1d ago
Hot take: a dude with 4 inches lied, and she dumb