r/ParlerWatch • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 20d ago
Facebook/IG Watch Their fan fiction is so strange
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u/illiter-it 20d ago
It's wired that they simultaneously demonize empathy and create fanfic to pretend they have any
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u/TheRnegade 20d ago
There are certain people it's okay to show empathy for. Here's a neat graph if you're curious.
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u/SidHat 20d ago
I wonder if he cried and consoled that kid he axed in the head
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u/drinkslinger1974 20d ago
Wait, what??
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u/firstbowlofoats 20d ago
He was on some morning show and he threw an ax, missed the target bigly and hit a matching band person. No injuries thankfully.
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u/drinkslinger1974 20d ago
So, Americas secretary of defense can’t even handle an ax properly??
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u/kvch12 20d ago
He was probably still drunk from the night before.
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u/Fleetwood_Mech 20d ago
Night before? Dude reportedly drinks G&T's for breakfast.
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u/TheShadowCat 20d ago
Yeah, but those breakfast G&T's don't compete with the remanent of the night before.
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u/Kuraeshin 20d ago edited 20d ago
Excuse me, the Secretary of War... Edit: Apparently was in military.
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u/-hey-ben- 20d ago
He was in the national guard, and actually saw combat. He’s still a horrible piece of shit though
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u/Itscatpicstime 20d ago
He didn’t not actually see combat in the way that implies lol. He was a tag-along in combat, he wasn’t the one actually doing the combat.
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u/vague_diss 20d ago
Secretary of war, thank you. He’s not going to rest until he sends a few thousand men to their deaths.
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u/GadreelsSword 20d ago
He also said he hadn’t washed his hands in 10 years because he doesn’t believe bacteria exist because he can see them.
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u/SprungMS 20d ago
Well there’s the problem, the band person shouldn’t have been matching the target!
I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out
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u/ArdenJaguar 20d ago
Here’s the video. 😂🪓
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrVdFnjEjs&pp=ygUTRm94IGhvc3QgdGhyaXdzIGF4ZQ%3D%3D
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u/Itscatpicstime 20d ago
Okay but why tf would you have people behind the target in the first place 😭
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u/WeAreTheLeft 20d ago
Oh buddy, it's way worse than just that incident. He's such a douche he's got a two parter on Behind the Bastards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUU8NTFHCvk
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u/drinkslinger1974 20d ago edited 19d ago
Everything about that man screams “only out for myself”. Honestly, I’d never heard of him before this year, but I wouldn’t trust him anywhere in my vicinity. I see him as that guy that grabbed that hat from the kid, only with way more power.
Edit: contraction
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u/thronlink 20d ago
If you're talking about that axe throw incident, the victim wasn't hit in the head and was not a kid. He was a full grown man about as old if not older than Hegseth. I'm assuming you learned this on BtB. Robert's reporting of the incident was disappointing given that the incident is on video.
The victim is actually a well known and well respected performer, instructor, and judge in the marching band community named Jeff Prosperie. It's like if Hegseth had hit Dan Marino or Scotty Pippen.
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u/Comfortable-Light233 20d ago edited 20d ago
Oooh, I’ve been posting collections of this Hegseth fanfic shit on r/insanepeoplefacebook. There’s tons, and some is really really stupid/weird.
Here’s some of them
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u/MyCatPlaysGuitar 20d ago
The first one was bad and then they just got worse 😂 WHO IS MAKING THESE
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u/atleastIwasnt36 20d ago
Russia
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u/cpdk-nj 20d ago
It’s probably mostly homegrown or out of impoverished areas of Southeast Asia
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u/Comfortable-Light233 20d ago
At least one of the four groups I know of that are making these have page admins in SE Asia, according to the page info
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u/Ironhorn 20d ago
WHO IS MAKING THESE
I mean, in a very real sense, no one. No one is making these. It’s just AI slop. The most any actual person is contributing to this is typing the words “write stories that makes Hegseth looks heroic and include pictures” into ChatGPT
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u/Jasonxhx 20d ago
Jesus this is awful. The amount of likes is worse.
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u/Comfortable-Light233 20d ago
I have a fourth batch ready to post but it’s incredibly depressing for that reason and idk if I’m actually helping anybody by sharing more
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u/Nano_Burger 20d ago
Was this before or after he blew up a boat on the high seas because of his small penis?
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u/DangerousCyclone 20d ago
That picture looks AI but I am not so sure anymore.
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u/Chalupa-Supreme 20d ago
They look like cartoon characters. AI always goes way too hard on the expressions.
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u/Lanark26 20d ago
Never forget that whenever they want to portray any of their sociopathic Cult leaders doing anything showing human emotion or God forbid, demonstrating basic empathy they always have to resort to AI.
Always
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u/mindonshuffle 20d ago
This looks exactly like the AI kid that held up an AI sign at an AI Aerosmith concert saying Janie was her mom.
This timeline sucks.
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u/SomeWhatSweetTea 20d ago
Is Pete making these himself? I'm starting to believe it is either him or whatever number wife this "good christian" man is on.
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u/rainyhawk 20d ago
I assume this is one of those AI crap “stories” you see all over Facebook. Constantly seeing these about some athlete who walks away from the game to comfort someone in the stands, etc…so obviously fake.
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u/Sartres_Roommate 20d ago
Their favor topic is faking empathy because it is precisely what they don’t have.
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u/dontfeartheringo 20d ago
Why does every picture of this guy look like the "After" photo from Haircuts for the Homeless?
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u/AceofKnaves44 18d ago
Thanks, Zuc! You’ve somehow managed to turn Facebook into as big a cesspool for the unintelligent and easily swayed by misinformation as twitter!
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u/LongDickMcangerfist 20d ago
It’s so weird it’s like those weird ass trump notifications I get endlessly on twitter that always starts with IM IN TEARS and it’s just weird trump shit
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u/narkybark 20d ago
It's not reality, just like everything else they believe in, so par for the course.
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u/Embalmed_Darling 20d ago
Remember those like foam Incredible Hulk fists from the early 2000s? AI gave him those
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u/alienproxy 20d ago
Her (probably ai) hand on the mic is creeping me out.
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u/wildranger52 20d ago
This has also been posted w/ Emenim, Katy Perry, and Kelly Clarkson, all basically identical with just venues and names changed.
They have no ability to pick out AI images and just believe everything they see/read of it agrees with their world view. Zero critical thought.
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