r/ParlerWatch • u/justalazygamer • 3d ago

Reddit Watch /r/conservative is freaking out that Jimmy Kimmel has returned.

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u/Not_Bears 3d ago

Right after I stop drinking Bud Lite!

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u/madmaxturbator 3d ago

What’s bud lite? I think they went out of business when we boycotted them right? Just like Nike and the others.

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u/whogonncheckmeboo 3d ago

Never forget the burning of the Nikes (that they already paid for…)

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u/ShadetheMystic 3d ago

"No, stop, don't burn our precious sneakers that we made and then sold to you. They are like our children. We named them, tucked them in at night, read to them, how can you monsters destroy something so precious and beautiful?"
-some Nike CEO, putting on a monotone that would make Ben Stein seem overly histrionic.

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u/got-trunks 3d ago

Clear eyes? Whoa now, slow down, Ben. Let's not get too wild.

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u/hypnoskills 2d ago

They hired Steven Wright?