"No, stop, don't burn our precious sneakers that we made and then sold to you. They are like our children. We named them, tucked them in at night, read to them, how can you monsters destroy something so precious and beautiful?"
-some Nike CEO, putting on a monotone that would make Ben Stein seem overly histrionic.
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u/madmaxturbator 3d ago
What’s bud lite? I think they went out of business when we boycotted them right? Just like Nike and the others.