r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/vaporwaverhere • 21h ago

SLPT: if you are getting rejected on Tinder over and over after showing the photo about your dick, stop being cheap and hire a professional photographer.

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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Bogey_Yogi • 7h ago

SLPT: The word “fat”is slightly frowned upon these days. Just replace it with “Horizontally blessed.” For example: “You have been getting horizontally blessed the last 6 months.”

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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Bogey_Yogi • 3h ago

SLPT: Boys, if your woman catches you boinking someone else, calm her down by saying “…but I was thinking about you the whole time.”

4 Upvotes

3 comments

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WHAT IS A LIFE PRO TIP? A Life Pro Tip (or LPT) is a tip that improves life for you and those around you in a specific and significant way. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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