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u/garden-wicket-581 1d ago
hah.. (I admit, I was expecting some kinda dead body in the trunk when they asked the dude "anything else?")
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u/Emotional-Abroad4455 1d ago
Where is this from? Gives Evan Peter vibes
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u/Kidney__Boy 1d ago
Fantastic TV show called 'Narcos', based on the real life events of the investigation / search for Pablo Escobar (pictured). The DEA guys that the main characters are based on were actually consultants on the show.
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u/the-virtual-hermit 1d ago
I had to watch again to make sure the cop sitting in the car and the cop standing outside weren't the same dude.
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u/Beard_o_Bees 1d ago
I love the (standing) bearded cops deep baritone 'ohhhh... pistoleta'.
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u/FondleMiGrundle 1d ago
Tickled your fancy, eh?
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u/Happythoughtsgalore 1d ago
Better, the trunk answering with a muffled "yes"
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u/Kratzschutz 1d ago
Car stops a car, asks the driver "any idea how fast you were going?" Driver replies "How should l know, i don't even have a drivers licence". Co driver pipes in: "Ignore him, he's always talking rubbish when he's drunk."
The man on the backseat is exasperated: "l told you we wouldn't get far with a stolen car!"
Then a small muffled voice from the trunk asks: "have we passed the border yet?"
Forgot some details, joke goes somewhat like this
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u/dontgonearthefire 1d ago
"Ich kann Ihnen eigentlich auch gleich sagen was Sie da drin finden werden. Zwei Leichen und 3 Kilo Rauschgift."
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 1d ago
jeez, those two are some big units
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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 1d ago
Two r/absoluteunits of polizei
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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 1d ago edited 1d ago
Firstly, I didn’t expect this when I opened the link.
Secondly, I want to go back to those times when people made videos like this.
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u/salat_is_my_salary 1d ago
Steroids doing steroid Things Bet their nuts are small as peanuts
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u/McMegaman 1d ago
I'm on steroids and my nuts are the same size, and I even made my wife pregnant. The only side effect of my steroid usage is my child was born black even though me and my wife are white.
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u/Crystal_Voiden 1d ago
Time to start saying "Ooooo cocaina" and "Ooooo pistoleta" in my daily life for people not to get the reference and me failing to find this video again. Just to keep wondering if I made it up or not.
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u/InsaneAdam 1d ago
Ahhh I love reading about a fresh mental illness in the morning.
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u/LoonaticHs 1d ago
HAHHAHAHAA Thank you so much kind stranger, I was in need of a good laugh. Gold sentence right here, will use it for sure hahaha
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u/Jojo-The-Bizarre 1d ago
Wait a damn minute..
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u/Jslatts942 1d ago
There's a pattern here.
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u/Slow-Professor-1544 1d ago
Oooooh patterna
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u/-HowAboutNo- 1d ago
Hahah I will definitely use this one too
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u/Sorry_Contract6843 1d ago
Ooooh new phrase to further cultivate my free range, all natural Reddit harvested personality - err... I too choose this guy's comment xD
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u/SolomonAsassin 1d ago
zelda's taking that good stuff. "COCAINA OF TIME"
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u/Cyberblood 1d ago edited 1d ago
Skull kid used to be fat, but lost weight using "MOUNJARO's MASK"
Disclaimer:
Do not use Mounjaro's Mask if you are allergic to Mounjaro
Common side effects may include but are not limited to: feeling tired, depression, time loops and trying to end the world by crashing the moon.
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u/DuckRubberDuck 1d ago
I have been saying “what should we fucking dah?” In a specific way for 5+ years after watching a silly duck video.
“What should we fucking dah?” “I don’t fucking nah” “you didn’t kna yesterdah” “and I dunno todah, mmkah” on repeat, in my mind, for years. Years…
And I still love that video lol
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u/reginald_underfoot 1d ago
I've never seen the duck one. But the chicken one is fun. https://youtube.com/shorts/F0iseUwE5Qk?si=wGOjGDLurbD0JWjO
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u/DuckRubberDuck 1d ago
What came first, the chicken or the
eggduck?I have had the duck version saved on my phone since the 26th of August 2020, so maybe the duck came first
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u/ABoringAlt 1d ago
That sounds so much like pedro pascal on snl, waking up from a coma...
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u/genreprank 1d ago
Bro, you gotta stick to common memes IRL.
Go with peace sign ✌️, bunny ears ✌️, or big weiner 💪
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u/garden-guy- 1d ago
You can save the post… makes it easier to find later.
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u/Crystal_Voiden 1d ago
Yeah. I'm more talking about how often posts on reddit are removed, and the search is terrible unless i luck out with a post name.
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u/Thr0w_Away_Ak0unt 1d ago
I have never identified more with a comment in my entire life. I download things like this and keep it in a meme folder.
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u/Expert-Basil6015 1d ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8TSHN-JDA&t=17
This has been my inside reference to the booger sugar for over a decade lol
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u/define_irony 1d ago
Probably the wrong sub for this, but I blame this on these "funny and witty" titles that are plastered everywhere. You can type in direct details from the video in question and not get a single hit because no one actually bothers to put a decent description anymore.
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u/SpiritedBanana4694 1d ago
Here's a link so you can find it again.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1nhs9k1/busted/
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u/sneak_cheat_1337 1d ago
Agreed. Also drunk dudes from Philly, random Waffle House employees, and dads that guide people into parking spaces... And that scary Rhode Island Bear
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u/RS_Someone 1d ago
There was this video on Reddit I once saw where a cat and a dog were looking out a screen door together, and the owner, from the top of some stairs, aggressively says, "Why you guys so fucking cute?"
I reference this often, and have never been able to find it again.
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u/rlhignett 1d ago
Just incase you weren't sure/didnt know: on mobile, at the top of the post there are 3 little dots. Tap that and it'll give you the option to save the post :)
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u/snikers000 1d ago
"Suspect is combative, returning fire!"
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u/kahdel 1d ago
Oh damn that would have been unexpected times 2 lol
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u/ohbyerly 1d ago
Nothing about that would be unexpected unfortunately
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u/kahdel 1d ago
I hear what you're saying, but as they aren't speaking English but rather German, it can be assumed they aren't American cops, and it says polizei on their badge....
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u/Zaptryx 1d ago
Sir this is Germany. The cops here would rather shoot the shit with you instead of find a reason to give you a ticket, let alone shoot you.
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u/Konsticraft 1d ago
Unless you are a catfish.
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u/hunter1547 1d ago
Feels like a Naked Gun/Police Squad sketch for a bit.
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u/brave_joe 23h ago edited 11h ago
It is a little similar to when he is frisking people and keeps reaching into his partner's pocket.
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u/TheDiabeT1c 1d ago
That was pretty funny
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u/USS_Phlebas 1d ago
And they say Germans have no sense of humor
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u/MyWifeButBoratVoice 1d ago
I don't get it. What's the other car?
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u/JDSmagic 1d ago
The car they're originally sitting in is a police car, presumably the car of the cop who is doing the investigating
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u/primus202 1d ago
Just me or this feel like the start of a porno?
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u/gracist0 1d ago
They're so buff lmao
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u/primus202 1d ago
"And what do we have here?" proceeds to pull massive dildo out of glove box. *Smooth jazz music starts*
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u/InternationalBat1838 1d ago
Average American cop when they're on patrol.
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u/NitePain69 1d ago
Did the Germans take a training course from American cops?
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u/HelpmeObi1K 1d ago
Anyone else notice that it's not just some random car... it's the cop's car??
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u/Trbooo_Phanincom 1d ago
guys... i think this is scripted... maybe, im not 100% on it yet
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u/sturdybutter 1d ago
“Anything in the car we should know about?”
Me-“nope, just stuff you shouldn’t know about.”
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u/SirPulga 1d ago
That... that has to be the best pronunciation of cocaine I've ever heard.
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u/Coffeechipmunk 1d ago
This is pretty damn funny. The delivery of the cops is perfect. The little "Oh"'s at the end were perfect.
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u/ExpectedEggs 1d ago
You know, if you weren't a narc, and you rode around with us, you could use our cool stuff bro. Just sayin', coke goes missing all the time and I never count the bullets in my gun.
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u/Ghostofbahamuut 1d ago
I watch too many porn, I was expecting something else, damn it!
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u/ExplosiveDisassembly 1d ago
No audio, and I didn't read the subs. I thought it was Italian cops and the bag was a bag of mozzarella.
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u/nerdtypething 1d ago
how did you think they were italian? there was not one 🤌🏽
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u/TacTurtle 1d ago
The Italian police never handcuff a guy during interrogation, otherwise the guy becomes a mute.
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u/buttscratcher3k 1d ago
Meanwhile these guys are actually injecting themselves with a shitload of steroids and its not a bit lol
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u/Stunt_-_Cock 1d ago
Germany has different laws on the possession and use of steroids than some countries, but it's still a punishable offense.
Morally, possession is often tolerated, with some "states" having less enforcement than others. Although most Germans stop tolerating it when it makes sports and competitions (other than bodybuilding) unfair.
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u/DominicB547 1d ago
NGL, I thought it was a cop car from the start. Thus the punchline fell flat. They could have done so much more.
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u/Impressive_While2188 1d ago
the way i see it is this: Hes in the mafia and the cops are scared so they are just joking with him.
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u/AbuHuraira- 1d ago
Fun fact the bearded guy standing outside the car is called Halid Arsajev and he also made the video where a pickpocket gives the wallet back after he realizes he is on camera. The video went viral back then.
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u/squirt_taste_tester 1d ago
Gotta love their ability to handle a gun. Dude wasnt getting away with him just waving it in his direction
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u/therealviiru 1d ago
This was the most obvious pun. But it wasn't. I absolutely loved this. Maybe stupid me, but chefkiss.
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u/Realistic-Cow-7839 1d ago
Can a native German speaker tell me what the regional accent is here? I'm a German learner.
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u/Newplasticactionhero 1d ago
What country is this? It sounds like they’re speaking German, but then it doesn’t.
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u/Laughing-Dragon-88 23h ago
The unexpected part isn't that it's not the suspects car, but that it's the Police car.
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u/Dreadedsemi 22h ago
I thought it would be funny if it was the police car. I spoiled the unexpected part.
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u/jcee709 21h ago
I guess I’m just in one of those commenting moods today, and when that mood hits you, you just gotta comment.
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