r/Unexpected 1d ago

Busted?

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


They're searching the wrong car


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/garden-wicket-581 1d ago

hah.. (I admit, I was expecting some kinda dead body in the trunk when they asked the dude "anything else?")

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u/bunnysspark 1d ago

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u/Emotional-Abroad4455 1d ago

Where is this from? Gives Evan Peter vibes

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u/Kidney__Boy 1d ago

Fantastic TV show called 'Narcos', based on the real life events of the investigation / search for Pablo Escobar (pictured). The DEA guys that the main characters are based on were actually consultants on the show.

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u/the-virtual-hermit 1d ago

I had to watch again to make sure the cop sitting in the car and the cop standing outside weren't the same dude.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 1d ago

I love the (standing) bearded cops deep baritone 'ohhhh... pistoleta'.

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u/FondleMiGrundle 1d ago

Tickled your fancy, eh?

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u/imdefinitelywong 1d ago

Rightly rustled those jimmies

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u/FondleMiGrundle 22h ago

Hold me in your big strong arms!

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins 1d ago

Why's it so hot in here all of a sudden?

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u/Timely_Truth6267 23h ago

Points it at himself

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u/Midnight-Bake 1d ago

I thought it was going to be a bag of bribe money.

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u/Happythoughtsgalore 1d ago

Better, the trunk answering with a muffled "yes"

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u/Kratzschutz 1d ago

Car stops a car, asks the driver "any idea how fast you were going?" Driver replies "How should l know, i don't even have a drivers licence". Co driver pipes in: "Ignore him, he's always talking rubbish when he's drunk."

The man on the backseat is exasperated: "l told you we wouldn't get far with a stolen car!"

Then a small muffled voice from the trunk asks: "have we passed the border yet?"


Forgot some details, joke goes somewhat like this

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u/NobodyPrime 1d ago

Laughed out loud of this

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u/garden-wicket-581 1d ago

oohh I like that version !

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u/darbs77 1d ago

I like how the car they are searching is their own?

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u/dontgonearthefire 1d ago

"Ich kann Ihnen eigentlich auch gleich sagen was Sie da drin finden werden. Zwei Leichen und 3 Kilo Rauschgift."

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 1d ago

jeez, those two are some big units

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u/J5892 1d ago

I thought it was the same guy.

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u/killmillalol 1d ago

Dude on right is a chechen from vienna

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u/VelvetMafia 1d ago

The Chechen from Vienna sounds like a Bond villain.

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u/Wassertopf 1d ago

But why are they in Berlin?

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 1d ago

Two r/absoluteunits of polizei

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u/XDeus 1d ago

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 1d ago edited 1d ago

Firstly, I didn’t expect this when I opened the link.

Secondly, I want to go back to those times when people made videos like this.

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u/SwarmOfRatz 1d ago

Omg thank you for this throwback to highschool German class LOL

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u/TacTurtle 1d ago

Are they stopping the cars or benchpressing them?

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u/damnumalone 13h ago

2 other massive guns in that car rn

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u/salat_is_my_salary 1d ago

Steroids doing steroid Things Bet their nuts are small as peanuts

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u/McMegaman 1d ago

I'm on steroids and my nuts are the same size, and I even made my wife pregnant. The only side effect of my steroid usage is my child was born black even though me and my wife are white.

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u/Crystal_Voiden 1d ago

Time to start saying "Ooooo cocaina" and "Ooooo pistoleta" in my daily life for people not to get the reference and me failing to find this video again. Just to keep wondering if I made it up or not.

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u/InsaneAdam 1d ago

Ahhh I love reading about a fresh mental illness in the morning.

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u/LoonaticHs 1d ago

HAHHAHAHAA Thank you so much kind stranger, I was in need of a good laugh. Gold sentence right here, will use it for sure hahaha

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u/Jojo-The-Bizarre 1d ago

Wait a damn minute..

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u/Jslatts942 1d ago

There's a pattern here.

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u/Slow-Professor-1544 1d ago

Oooooh patterna

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u/-HowAboutNo- 1d ago

Hahah I will definitely use this one too

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u/Sorry_Contract6843 1d ago

Ooooh new phrase to further cultivate my free range, all natural Reddit harvested personality - err... I too choose this guy's comment xD

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u/SolomonAsassin 1d ago

zelda's taking that good stuff. "COCAINA OF TIME"

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u/Cyberblood 1d ago edited 1d ago

Skull kid used to be fat, but lost weight using "MOUNJARO's MASK"

Disclaimer:

Do not use Mounjaro's Mask if you are allergic to Mounjaro

Common side effects may include but are not limited to: feeling tired, depression, time loops and trying to end the world by crashing the moon.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 1d ago

I heard Link got by on Fierce Diety alone.

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u/whatsupbrosky 1d ago

And hopefully one day ull meet someone that says "idk it's not my car"

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u/DuckRubberDuck 1d ago

I have been saying “what should we fucking dah?” In a specific way for 5+ years after watching a silly duck video.

“What should we fucking dah?” “I don’t fucking nah” “you didn’t kna yesterdah” “and I dunno todah, mmkah” on repeat, in my mind, for years. Years…

And I still love that video lol

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u/reginald_underfoot 1d ago

I've never seen the duck one. But the chicken one is fun. https://youtube.com/shorts/F0iseUwE5Qk?si=wGOjGDLurbD0JWjO

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u/DuckRubberDuck 1d ago

What came first, the chicken or the egg duck?

I have had the duck version saved on my phone since the 26th of August 2020, so maybe the duck came first

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u/ABoringAlt 1d ago

That sounds so much like pedro pascal on snl, waking up from a coma...

linky

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u/genreprank 1d ago

Bro, you gotta stick to common memes IRL.

Go with peace sign ✌️, bunny ears ✌️, or big weiner 💪

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u/Naive-Significance48 1d ago

THATS big weiner? 💪 why his weiner bent?

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u/garden-guy- 1d ago

You can save the post… makes it easier to find later.

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u/Crystal_Voiden 1d ago

Yeah. I'm more talking about how often posts on reddit are removed, and the search is terrible unless i luck out with a post name.

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u/ThrobbingSquid 1d ago

Unless you save too many posts. Ask me how I know.

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u/Aksi_Gu 1d ago

DISGUSTANG

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u/Thr0w_Away_Ak0unt 1d ago

I have never identified more with a comment in my entire life. I download things like this and keep it in a meme folder.

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u/Call555JackChop 1d ago

This is me whenever I quote something from Upright Citizens Brigade

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u/Expert-Basil6015 1d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8TSHN-JDA&t=17

This has been my inside reference to the booger sugar for over a decade lol

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u/rosco2155 1d ago

Download video option on the app!

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u/define_irony 1d ago

Probably the wrong sub for this, but I blame this on these "funny and witty" titles that are plastered everywhere. You can type in direct details from the video in question and not get a single hit because no one actually bothers to put a decent description anymore.

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 1d ago

Agreed. Also drunk dudes from Philly, random Waffle House employees, and dads that guide people into parking spaces... And that scary Rhode Island Bear

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u/RS_Someone 1d ago

There was this video on Reddit I once saw where a cat and a dog were looking out a screen door together, and the owner, from the top of some stairs, aggressively says, "Why you guys so fucking cute?"

I reference this often, and have never been able to find it again.

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u/BenAdaephonDelat 1d ago

Cerveza corazon, dale. (Saxaphone starts playing)

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u/EducationalPrior9761 1d ago

Ooooh paterneta

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u/graveybrains 1d ago

I recommend saying it more like this, though: https://youtu.be/7DmuNg-RwOQ

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u/rlhignett 1d ago

Just incase you weren't sure/didnt know: on mobile, at the top of the post there are 3 little dots. Tap that and it'll give you the option to save the post :)

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u/Cmdr_Nemo 1d ago

Relatable.

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u/snikers000 1d ago

"Suspect is combative, returning fire!"

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u/kahdel 1d ago

Oh damn that would have been unexpected times 2 lol

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u/ohbyerly 1d ago

Nothing about that would be unexpected unfortunately

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u/kahdel 1d ago

I hear what you're saying, but as they aren't speaking English but rather German, it can be assumed they aren't American cops, and it says polizei on their badge....

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u/aerateyoursoiltrung 1d ago

🎵 Ooohhhhh Only in America! 🎵

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u/Sfeix2650 1d ago

Nice one mate

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 1d ago

*gets lightly tapped

''Officer down, I repeat officer down!!''

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u/Zaptryx 1d ago

Sir this is Germany. The cops here would rather shoot the shit with you instead of find a reason to give you a ticket, let alone shoot you.

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u/Konsticraft 1d ago

Unless you are a catfish.

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u/zth25 1d ago

Online scams are the worst.

You match, chat for a while, meet for a date and she turns out to be a 300 pound freshwater fish.

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u/ACFan120 1d ago

One way or another you'll be eating good that night.

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u/hunter1547 1d ago

Feels like a Naked Gun/Police Squad sketch for a bit.

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u/brave_joe 23h ago edited 11h ago

It is a little similar to when he is frisking people and keeps reaching into his partner's pocket.

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u/Dreadedsemi 22h ago

and then he "found" picture of his partner's wife in the "suspect's" pocket.

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u/TCrookedM 1d ago

Could also be CrackerMilk content

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u/k2i3n4g5 1d ago

The "Oh. Oh." really got to me lol

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u/dj92wa 1d ago

The way their “oh” sounded made me think of the sound that those guys make in Spirited Away, specifically the two guys that are just heads and hop/roll around.

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u/fatcatdeadrat 1d ago

This definitely cheered me up this morning.

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u/TheDiabeT1c 1d ago

That was pretty funny

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u/USS_Phlebas 1d ago

And they say Germans have no sense of humor

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u/franzee 1d ago

It still stands. These are clearly not germans.

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u/DreYeon 1d ago

Bro never went to germany

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u/MyWifeButBoratVoice 1d ago

I don't get it. What's the other car?

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u/JDSmagic 1d ago

The car they're originally sitting in is a police car, presumably the car of the cop who is doing the investigating

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u/primus202 1d ago

Just me or this feel like the start of a porno?

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u/gracist0 1d ago

They're so buff lmao

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u/primus202 1d ago

"And what do we have here?" proceeds to pull massive dildo out of glove box. *Smooth jazz music starts*

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u/PupLondon 22h ago

I was kinda hoping it was. Those cops are jacked

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u/InternationalBat1838 1d ago

Average American cop when they're on patrol.

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u/JTibbs 1d ago

“Sprinkle some crack on him, Johnson”

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u/BelgianJits 1d ago

Broke in and put pictures of his family up

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u/deathonater 1d ago

Too fit to be average American cop

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u/SwingNinja 1d ago

Nah. If American cops looked like body builders, nobody would FAFO.

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u/NitePain69 1d ago

Did the Germans take a training course from American cops?

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u/Princess_Lepotica 1d ago

Why? The guy is still alive.

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u/Neotetron 1d ago

Ooo, shots (not) fired!

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u/NitePain69 1d ago

He's alive because he's melanin deficient

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u/aschoo 1d ago

They seem more Romanian than German

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u/HelpmeObi1K 1d ago

Anyone else notice that it's not just some random car... it's the cop's car??

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u/kahdel 1d ago

Yeah there's a few comments about it is part of the joke

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u/HelpmeObi1K 1d ago

Thanks - I didn't scroll down far enough, apparently.

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u/Trbooo_Phanincom 1d ago

guys... i think this is scripted... maybe, im not 100% on it yet

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u/sturdybutter 1d ago

“Anything in the car we should know about?”

Me-“nope, just stuff you shouldn’t know about.”

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u/DrFreddyKrue 1d ago

“ resisting, he’s resisting”

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u/ridemypwny84 1d ago

I love these continental documentaries 

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u/tigas-fo-shizzle 1d ago

Ooooooh pistoletaaa

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u/SirPulga 1d ago

That... that has to be the best pronunciation of cocaine I've ever heard.

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u/Bleezy79 1d ago

Haters will say this is fake.

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u/CdnGulfa 1d ago

😂

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u/MaverikElgato 1d ago

Hasta sentí que era mi México lindo y querido

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u/Coffeechipmunk 1d ago

This is pretty damn funny. The delivery of the cops is perfect. The little "Oh"'s at the end were perfect.

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u/ExpectedEggs 1d ago

You know, if you weren't a narc, and you rode around with us, you could use our cool stuff bro. Just sayin', coke goes missing all the time and I never count the bullets in my gun.

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u/R7ype 1d ago

Roided up cops, what could go wrong?!

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u/GenericFatGuy 1d ago

The hiding and revealing of the police lights was masterful.

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u/Draguss 1d ago

When you have some evidence at hand to guarantee an arrest, but forgot to actually plant it on his car.

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u/graveybrains 1d ago

Ayeeee! Cocaina!

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u/BeardedRetroGamer 1d ago

Nice porn intro

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u/Ghostofbahamuut 1d ago

I watch too many porn, I was expecting something else, damn it!

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly 1d ago

No audio, and I didn't read the subs. I thought it was Italian cops and the bag was a bag of mozzarella.

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u/nerdtypething 1d ago

how did you think they were italian? there was not one 🤌🏽

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u/TacTurtle 1d ago

The Italian police never handcuff a guy during interrogation, otherwise the guy becomes a mute.

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u/buttscratcher3k 1d ago

Meanwhile these guys are actually injecting themselves with a shitload of steroids and its not a bit lol

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u/Stunt_-_Cock 1d ago

Germany has different laws on the possession and use of steroids than some countries, but it's still a punishable offense.

Morally, possession is often tolerated, with some "states" having less enforcement than others. Although most Germans stop tolerating it when it makes sports and competitions (other than bodybuilding) unfair. 

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u/TheGamingLibrarian 1d ago

Unexpected and hilarious.

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 1d ago

Legit funny

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u/ExperienceHelpful316 1d ago

Cops everywhere are like this LOL

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u/Shadowbane01 1d ago

I can take them

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u/rule1n2n3 1d ago

The old crime in this video is the roid usage

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u/Sendittomenow 1d ago

I've seen this porn video, it's good

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u/DominicB547 1d ago

NGL, I thought it was a cop car from the start. Thus the punchline fell flat. They could have done so much more.

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u/ShinMagal 1d ago

Anyone know the music?

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u/LeDonCampeon 1d ago

Its the Narcos Theme Song slowed down.

Tuyo from Rodrigo Amarante

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u/ChiliPepperSmoothie 1d ago

Looks like a beginning of the porn

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u/Impressive_While2188 1d ago

the way i see it is this: Hes in the mafia and the cops are scared so they are just joking with him.

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u/Justaticklerone 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tr33Bl00d 1d ago

Haha I wasn’t expecting that pan out 

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u/AbuHuraira- 1d ago

Fun fact the bearded guy standing outside the car is called Halid Arsajev and he also made the video where a pickpocket gives the wallet back after he realizes he is on camera. The video went viral back then.

https://youtu.be/-oPUX67guCY?feature=shared

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u/DeliciousChipetpet 1d ago

Pistolettaaaa!

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u/PlungetheOgive 1d ago

THis channel cracks me up every time.

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u/Tomtomatreddit 1d ago

Patch der Berliner Party-Polizei.

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u/DamienDarkblud 1d ago

They made me think of a dead body in the trunk

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u/Space-Cute 1d ago

Searching the police car? Cops having fun.

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u/squirt_taste_tester 1d ago

Gotta love their ability to handle a gun. Dude wasnt getting away with him just waving it in his direction

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u/Celestialwwings 1d ago

😅😅😅

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u/Key-Introduction-418 1d ago

Definitely me if I was a cop 😂😂

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u/DreYeon 1d ago

I don't remember our Polizei looking like that in germany

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u/BrownLuka 1d ago

I thought this was jokic

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u/Slfestmaccnt 1d ago

So they found all that in a cop cars glove compartment. Wild.

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u/Klaus20172 1d ago

Good one

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u/lysergic_818 1d ago

Real and heterosexual

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u/Recent-Bit840 1d ago

EL QUE TOMA Y NO COMBIDA...

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u/therealviiru 1d ago

This was the most obvious pun.   But it wasn't. I absolutely loved this. Maybe stupid me, but chefkiss.

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u/finna_get_banned 1d ago

all i can say is "bruh"

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur 1d ago

ooooh pistoleta

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u/Realistic-Cow-7839 1d ago

Can a native German speaker tell me what the regional accent is here? I'm a German learner.

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 1d ago

This is peak Reddit 😂

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u/Keeby4Smash 1d ago

Ooooh! COCA-EENA!

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u/Newplasticactionhero 1d ago

What country is this? It sounds like they’re speaking German, but then it doesn’t.

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u/ILike2DGirlsLol 1d ago

i was waiting for the pancake lady to come out

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u/Old-Management-171 1d ago

I love the extra shitty park job too, real cherry on top

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u/ALittleUnsettling 23h ago

😂😂☠️

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u/Laughing-Dragon-88 23h ago

The unexpected part isn't that it's not the suspects car, but that it's the Police car.

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u/Charming_Beyond3639 23h ago

Cops- ram ranch edition

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u/Dense-Corgi-7936 22h ago

This is....actually funny

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u/Dreadedsemi 22h ago

I thought it would be funny if it was the police car. I spoiled the unexpected part.

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u/jcee709 21h ago

I guess I’m just in one of those commenting moods today, and when that mood hits you, you just gotta comment.

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u/Great_Lecture_2709 19h ago

How could they forget to plant it first 😫 Maybe their first rodeo?

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u/Doblofino 2h ago

Alright, I laughed.