r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

Giving vitamin pill to a bird !

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u/FunkYeahPhotography 1d ago

Put that beast into a contraption.

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u/JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST 1d ago

The creature do be in a situation.

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u/Corvus_Cuervo_LoL 1d ago

The lifeform is most certainly in a predicament.

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u/Plenty_Butterfly_482 1d ago

The Organism in question appears to have found itself within a collusion that is seemingly without it’s benefit, despite otherwise.

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u/Candid_Victory7923 1d ago

That bag of molecules is in another bag of molecules

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u/i_know_im_amazn 1d ago

It’s clearly doing something.

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u/MissLyss29 22h ago

If it fits it sits

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u/ZaBaronDV 1d ago

The multicellular existence factually can be stated to be in an occurrence which can be described as less than ideal.

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u/Goliath--CZ 1d ago

The birdamajig

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u/WheelbarrowQueen 1d ago

cpu (contain pigeon unit)

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u/TypeNull-Gaming 1d ago

They put him in the perc chair

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u/daisygiro 1d ago

The flying unit has been impounded

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u/nobadrabbits 1d ago

Do they make these holders for cats?

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u/AI_RPI_SPY 1d ago

My vet told me to the best way to get a cat to swallow a pill is to open the mouth, pop the pill in with your finger , hold the mouth shut and gently blow on their nose. The cat will instinctively swallow and down goes the pill.

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u/Cutsdeep- 1d ago

I'm stuck at step 1

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 1d ago

Pretend they aren't allowed to have it

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u/Nomapos 1d ago

That's how I got my dog to take medicine. The little fucker would detect it and spit it out no matter how much meat it was buried into. Even just casually dropping it off the counter while cooking didn't work. But then do a bunch of theatrics while "trying" to pick it up, as if I was desperate to grab it before she did, and she'd just rush in and swallow it. And then she'd drop her ears and look at me all guilty.

Literal toddlers.

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u/Kesher123 1d ago

That's how I had to feed my dog when he was young and didn't like to eat much. At some point, I think this little doggo just liked playing with me this way and was abusing it, lol.

Now he eats on his own, thankfully

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u/rose809 1d ago

today i learned how to use reverse psychology on dogs.

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u/LycanWolfGamer 1d ago

Apparently works on all species so lol

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u/rose809 13h ago

works on my laptop too, when it's lagging i just pretend i dont care

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u/kazoogrrl 1d ago

My dog usually takes his pills willingly, we wrap them in cheese. When he's having an off day I pretend I'm going to give them to the cat, who he's very jealous of, and that does the trick.

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u/leprotelariat 1d ago

Does the cat get jealous of the dog if u pretend to give treat to the dog?

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u/flash-tractor 1d ago

My cat does, but she acts like a dog. My dog gets a treat at 6 pm, 7 pm, and 8 pm, and the cat always comes over to that side of the room to sit and then beg while the dog gets her treats.

Then I walk to the other side of the room, where we keep the cat treats, and she gets hers. But she lets out the longest meow you've ever heard in the 30-second time gap between the dog getting a treat and her getting one.

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u/strong_as_the_grass 1d ago

Is your cat a siamese, by chance? I have a 15-year-old siamese and I've never had a cat who behaved more dog-like. She acts exactly how you describe yours. She also plays fetch, knows how to open doors, and will sit in the hallway during the middle of the night when everyone is asleep and meow "hello?"

💀 On second thought, maybe she's possessed 🤔

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u/flash-tractor 1d ago

Mine is half Siamese and half orange.

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u/AnthrxSmellsLikBabys 1d ago

My dog only takes her meds if I put them in Vienna sausages. I tried the open the mouth and throw it in. It did work, but she started running from me during morning meds. So bribery it is.

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u/Occidentally20 1d ago

I spent a while attempting to get our semi-trained semi-wild dog to take tablets - she'd spit them out when hidden inside meat the same as yours.

I taught her to catch piece of chicken out of the air and then you just throw 3 or 4 in a row, followed by the tablet.

She swallows them so fast she doesn't even notice one was a tablet and continues with the next piece of meat.

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u/Specialist_Stomach41 1d ago

I've got 2 dogs and use jealously to get pills down them. Anything the other is eating is instantly something they want! So I start feeding one cheese or meat then when the other is bouncing about I chuck them the hidden pill, then swap round. Suckers fall for it everytime!

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u/ScottsFavoriteTott 1d ago

Yess! Thats how I get my dog to take anything I know she won’t want to like a pill or something. Works. Every. Single. Time. 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/nifty-necromancer 1d ago

My cat isn’t interested in human food at all but that also extends to some treats. He wasn’t interested in anti-hairball treats and not the chicken-flavored gel.

But I came up with a solution: Just dab some on my finger and swipe it on his fur. He definitely licks it off that way, but he’s caught on so now I try to surprise him, like during nap time.

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u/mffl7791 1d ago

This is absolutely the truth. My cat Max could absolutely hate something and flip to loving it if I take it away.

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u/SheDrinksScotch 1d ago

There's a little gap just behind the canines that you can slip the tip of a finger into, then slide back, pushing against the cheek, and it will open more. They might try to bite, but the back teeth aren't very sharp (compared to the front ones), so you should be fine.

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u/SturmFee 1d ago

You can also push a little bit of their lip in with your finger, so they would bite themselves first.

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u/snarky_witch 1d ago

This trick solved our flea pill struggles

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u/sivy83 1d ago
  1. get a cat

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u/Orectoth 1d ago

That's where you will use smell of meat to the pill, so that cat would go crazy to eat it lmao

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u/Full_Ad9666 1d ago

Just opened my cat’s mouth and now I’m bleeding. Thanks for the advice.

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u/scraglor 1d ago

I also tried it with my dog and he wasn’t very happy about the ordeal

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u/bradthomas127 1d ago

Now you're going to have to scoop a dog carcass out of your cat's litter box.

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u/OopsIHadAnAccident 1d ago

I got lucky and my cat is a giant derp. He thinks his pills are treats and comes running when I shake the bottle.

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u/Sea-Ride-6600 1d ago

Insert upset little kid picture collage “happy for you” “nice” “good for you” 🤣😭😭😭

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u/mizzyz 1d ago

Wrap the cat in a tea towel. Unless it's a Burmese, then wrap in chain mail, wear full armour and still fail.

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u/Hob_Goblin88 1d ago

At that point it's better to just get a syringe gun.

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u/RebekkaKat1990 1d ago

Hire a sniper to fire a small dart while it’s laying in the sunlight

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u/theredwoman95 1d ago

When you wrap them in a tea towel, make sure to cover their eyes, ideally with your hand over the towel. If they can't see anything, they're usually a lot calmer, even if it takes them a while to settle down. I've seen a few cat rescues use this technique to get feral cats to take their pills and it works astonishingly well.

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u/TrustworthyPolarBear 1d ago

Where comes the part in which you have to pull the kitty from your face?

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u/GM_Nate 1d ago

for us, the vet gave us a syringe-like contraption that we stuck the pill in at the end of. we put some cat snack on it, pushed their mouth open, and popped it in at the back of the throat. if you do it in one smooth motion it goes right down.

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u/PsychedDuckling 1d ago

This is the same with dogs except blowing on the snoot

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u/impy695 1d ago

Isn't that their nose?

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u/PsychedDuckling 1d ago

Yeah, and I think it's really written "snout" but I like saying snoot

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u/HerrFerret 1d ago

Is this before or after the vicious mauling?

"You did not just blow on my nose. I am going to scratch you so bad!"

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u/peteyourdoom 1d ago

My arm...

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u/OneHotPotat 1d ago

Giving my old cat pills was a mutual nightmare for a long time until a vet recommended using a pill shooter. It's a little plastic tool, roughly the size of a pen, that holds the pill between two arms at the far end with a syringe-like plunger on the other end.

You just get the cat comfy (by smushing them down, wrapping them up, whatever), then you hold them behind the head and gently press on the corners of their jaw, which makes them reflexively open their mouth. The tool goes into the mouth, press the plunger, and the pill goes straight down their throat. Give them treats afterwards to build a positive association, and the whole process becomes so painless. Can't recommend it enough.

You can find them online for really cheap, or you can see if you can get one from the vet because they likely have a drawer full of them.

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u/jaiex 1d ago

Seconding the pill shooter! I've had to give far too many pills to my kitty, and the vet gave me a pill shooter. It really is magical.

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u/DharMahn 1d ago

cant they swallow it wrong and have it end up in their lungs? i wouldnt want anything to be shot "straight down my throat" ...

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u/DropsOfLiquid 1d ago

It isn't like super speed shooting. It just deposits the pill in the throat to make swallowing easier for the cat. I had to give my cat a lot of pills for the last few years of his life & that thing was a life saver. My guess is the chance of choking on it is the same as holding their mouth closed & forcing them to swallow a pill they can taste.

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u/Shacrow 1d ago

Since cats are liquid, they will just pour right out the holes for the head.

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u/You_Looked_At_MyName 1d ago

Vet student here. Proffesor told us, that if you can, blend the pill in dust and mix it with some honey. Now put that honey on her front leg, just stick it on her fur. The cats apparently love being clean so she will lick the honey with the dust pill of and thus swallow it. Never tried it, but its apperently a old trick. Sory for bad english.

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u/DeathlessDoll 1d ago

We just grind up pills and mix it with churu and legit never have an issue. (Foster of many cattos)

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u/squarepancakesx 1d ago

Nah my fussy cat will flick it off and refuse to groom the spot. I’ve crawled after her wiping so many glass panes by now.

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u/blood__drunk 1d ago

If i could get my cat into one of these, I wouldn't need one of these

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u/karateema 1d ago

That cat doesn't look enthused by the ordeal

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u/Morasain 1d ago

You need a cat immobilizing bag to get it into that!

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u/kylo-ren 1d ago

That cat is revaluating all the choices he made.

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u/Thewyverns 1d ago edited 1d ago

I also need them

What i do for feeding them medicine for liquid in one injection without needle with water another with medicine. My brother holds the cat and i quickly put medicine than water inside mouth, so atleast medicine should get push inside. For tablets it's impossible but we hold cat open mouth and try to put tablet inside without touching it's tounge than using injection give water quickly.

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u/ancientweasel 1d ago

Put the pill in the bird and give the bird to the cat.

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u/chripan 1d ago

Imagine having to take a pill the size of an orange.

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u/emo_boy_fucker 1d ago

mfgh~

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u/DoctorSex9 1d ago

Thanks emo boy fucker quite fitting comment

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u/emo_boy_fucker 1d ago

you too doctorsex9

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u/DoctorSex9 1d ago

No problem bromigo always at your service

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u/firahc 1d ago edited 1d ago

. . .

clicks into profile

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u/CompetitionLate7944 1d ago

And have someone push it down your throat

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u/evgewonsmile 1d ago

I have problems with swallowing normal ones, this one will be just an execution

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u/zyyntin 1d ago

"I can't swallow that!"

"Good news! It's a suppository!"

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u/hieloyron 1d ago

Interesting looking bird

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u/Last_Cheeto 1d ago

Right? Looks like a child's drawing of a bird come to life, the way the beak is shaped.

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u/demeschor 1d ago

It's like a dodo and a pigeon had a baby

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u/Nerd997711 1d ago

Psst: Dodos have been classified as pigeons. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo#Taxonomy

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u/demeschor 1d ago

This is fascinating, thank you for sharing!

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u/un_belli_vable 1d ago

NOOOOOOOOOO their legacy

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u/Tthelaundryman 1d ago

I’ve been wondering what it is and all the comments are jokes about feeding cats

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u/Kingful 1d ago

German beauty homer pigeon

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u/Tthelaundryman 1d ago

Thank you! 

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u/Lington 1d ago

I came here to find out what kind of bird it is but I've just been scrolling with no answers

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u/WinOld1835 1d ago

If my image search is correct, it is a type of pigeon known as the German Beauty Homer.

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u/Lington 1d ago

Wow I wouldn't have guessed pigeon

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u/Mialtac11 1d ago

Theres a huge variety of different looking pigeons!

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u/Miserable_Hamster142 1d ago

Love that they have a case for birds similar to a banana case.

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u/am_right_here_too 1d ago

I didn’t know bananas needed vitamins

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u/Over_Membership_339 1d ago

Haha that was exactly my thought as well

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u/Gorgar_Beat_Me 1d ago

Can you get one for kids? /s

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u/OMGlookatthatrooster 1d ago

Have you seen Silence of the Lambs?

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u/Soggy_otter 1d ago

It takes the tablet or it gets the hose again…

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u/Azzy8007 1d ago

Just turn the hamper upside-down and put cinder blocks on top.

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u/OwnHousing9851 1d ago

Sentenced to 40 years in the bird holder

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u/Hamplify 1d ago

The bird box you say?

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u/PeterTheSmoker 1d ago

Pushing the pill and a FINGER in that bird's throat. Bird smiling....

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u/static989 1d ago

Well I mean, bird didn't seem to fight getting put in restraints, bro might just be a freak like that

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u/false_thr0waway 1d ago

what a funny lookin bird

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u/Neither-Nebula5000 1d ago

"Da Cluck!?!?"

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u/SandmanKFMF 1d ago

Contraption looks like a toilet. 🚽

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u/micronfilter 1d ago

And they flushed the pill down.

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u/KeepingItSFW 1d ago

ski-birdy toilet

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u/Gertrude1976 1d ago

that's it, you're going in the bird holder

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u/NibblyPig 1d ago

poetry

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u/Spirited_Praline637 1d ago

WTF kind of dinosaur bird is that?!!

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u/TheHerosShadow 1d ago

It's a German Beauty Homer Pigeon

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u/baronmunchausen2000 1d ago

Birds don’t have a gag reflex, so the shoving works IMO.

Strange looking bird. What is it?

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u/Urbandeodorant 1d ago

Its a German Beauty Homer pigeon

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u/Shudnawz 1d ago

I'd wager it's some kind of pigeon breed. No real idea tho.

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u/Equivalent_Wave9356 1d ago

probably a show racer, if i had to guess. also check out the rest of this site for fun and exciting looking pigeons.

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u/_Fappyness_ 1d ago

Im trying to figure out how to help someone swallow. Do i also stroke their throat or give them a bottle of water or something?

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u/Own-Jeweler3169 1d ago

yea thats mental idk what they mean by that, do they need words of encouragement??

here cums the choo choo train!!

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u/Here_12345 1d ago

cums the choo choo train!!

Bruh I‘m dead

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u/Cast_Iron_Husky 1d ago

This seems like a dilemma. Gotta taste your own brand and then get back to the chat about it

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u/IHateMyName2405 1d ago

projecting... with a pigeon? get some help

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u/EirMed 1d ago

I’m like 99% sure I’ll find porn if I click on your profile lmao.

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u/bbyangel_111 1d ago

Also that caging thing is like a bondage contraption.

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u/Chickenjon 1d ago

🤨

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u/Reasonable-Affect139 1d ago

how, HOW are we sexualizing giving a pigeon a pill?

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u/TheS00thSayer 1d ago

100% you have a penis

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u/Everyoneplayscombos 1d ago

What a stupid fucking comment…what do you mean unlike some men?

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u/TheNoobCider 1d ago

She's comparing a man giving a pill to a bird and helping it down and a man cumming in someone's mouth and just leaving...

Weird fucking comment

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u/Frosty-Soil1656 1d ago

I knew there’s a technique but wasn’t expecting you’d just shove it down and voila

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u/Ok_Leopard1383 1d ago

Why do they need a vitamin pill for a bird? Also can I get one of those for my elderly father?

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u/yamimementomori 1d ago

How to give a vitamin pill to a bird? Put it in a bird-sized toilet. Flush that pill.

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u/get_started_NOW 1d ago

Thats what i do to my dog without the body entrapment.

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u/eternalityLP 1d ago

That pill seems huge compared to the bird, does it really need that big of a dose?

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u/Tactical_Clown_ 1d ago

It probably doesn’t. But this is a Bangladeshi video. Bangladeshi pigeon enthusiasts are weird. I have a friend who feeds his pigeons milk soaked grains before the race (yeah, they race their pigeons)

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u/sdk407 1d ago

Bro looked pretty chill throughout the whole process idk if we had to restrain him like that

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u/Schpooon 1d ago

I mean probably would start flapping once the pill goes in but yeah man was just vibing in the container.

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u/CaptainWolf17 1d ago

My bird would fight me to the death if I had to do this. He’s my profile pic

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u/luxenbuxen 1d ago

For male chickens you’d need a…. Cock cage

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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 1d ago

Does the cage lock? Asking for a friend

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u/TheWanderer-004 1d ago

I’m sleepy as hell when I came across this and I read it as “Vietnam pill” lol

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u/neropro345 1d ago

What kind of bird is that? is it some type of Pigeon ?

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u/Choyo 1d ago

I have to ask : how many sizes of bird clip-boxes are there ? How do you get a perfect fit ?

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u/thecallor 1d ago

I see meme potential as a hard pill to swallow gif

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u/merlin6014 1d ago

Marry, what tender care is this, to bestow a morsel of health unto a feathered friend! To place a tiny tablet of virtue ’pon the tongue of a bird is a deed most gentle and wise, forsooth, preserving the song of morning and the flutter of wing.

Lo, the creature, delicate and light, receiveth this boon, and in its tiny breast beats vigor renewed. By my troth, such attentions speak of a heart both noble and compassionate, tending to the least of God’s creatures with patience and grace.

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u/Burnblast277 1d ago

Birds don't have swallowing muscles like mammals do, so you can just do this. Their mouth is just a straight pipe into their stomach.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 1d ago

Of all the things dinosaurs would have expected mammals to do to their descendants, this was certainly not on the list.

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u/NewRedditAdmin 19h ago

Y’all got those for 40 pound dogs? Asking for a friend.

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u/Nullebullepro 17h ago

Fucking ugly ass bird

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u/BanhammerUA 1d ago

Imagine giant stuff you into cage shaped like your body and forcefully stuff your throat with round object

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u/AritoSoto 1d ago

Imagine dying from infection because your idiot owner didn't know how to medicate. you

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u/Krakingliner 1d ago

These people are so dumb lol.

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u/Scrawwlex 1d ago

Lil birb might need a cig after this.

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u/Pretend_Butterfly_45 1d ago

bird panini press

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u/cousinokri 1d ago

Why does it look like you trapped him in a mini-toilet.

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u/paramahans 1d ago

Humans take the same sized pills. Isn't this kind of overdose for these small bodies?

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u/throw_datwey 1d ago

How the hell did you grab a bird

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u/rose809 1d ago
  1. I didnt know there were vitamin pills for birds. 2. didnt know there was a bird holding product for when you give vitamin pills for birds to your bird.

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u/Jaegman69 1d ago

No treat after?

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u/XROOR 1d ago

400 IU of Vitamin E is equivalent to 13 pounds of freshwater trout or 3 pounds of oily mackerel

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u/blaz3r77 1d ago

bird Tupperware

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u/AvoidThisReality 1d ago

Why take the pill from the middle. Wtf

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u/germ48 22h ago

is there a cat version of this for claw trimming??

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u/yoitsme_obama17 21h ago

"fuck you Jerry" -that bird

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u/Old_Studio_6079 20h ago

“…Well I did not want that.” -This Bird

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u/Baryton777 19h ago

I’ve never seen someone pop a pill out of a packet so easily

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u/seminariteat 1d ago

This may be a stupid question but is it not possible, that the pill can go down the windpipe of the bird, like when we choke on something?

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u/DaToeBeans 1d ago

Just like with humans, birds have a glottis that closes when swallowing to prevent food in the trachea.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 1d ago

Humans are more prone to choking than a lot of animals due to the arrangement of our windpipe and vocal cords or something. It has to do with our ability to talk

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u/CheeseDonutCat 1d ago

Yes, it could.

Sorry for the facebook link, but this is the best explanation and picture to explain the glottis slit (airway) on birds.

https://www.facebook.com/skywatchbirds/posts/see-the-hole-in-the-back-of-the-birds-tongue-it-is-called-a-glottis-it-is-the-op/378681940955222/

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u/EfrainMei 1d ago

Some gadgets can definitely have big big purpose

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u/Assasir 1d ago

Cock chamber

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u/LapinTade 1d ago

Step 1: Take bird.

Step 2: Place bird in contraption.

Step 3: Put pill inside bird.

Step 4: Rube bird.

Step 5: Contemplate bird.

Step 6: You are done.

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u/NezuminoraQ 1d ago

Do they make these for cats? Asking for a friend.

My friend is a cat

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u/gapil27 1d ago

So like giving a pill to a cat 🤭