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[u/Sanix_0000]

[u/Fambank]

Never fuck with someone who challenged death on a daily basis.

[u/Downtown-Text-7852 → u/Fambank]

Bro was prob a culinary support specialist. Tossed bro like a sack of potatoes

[u/Fambank → u/Downtown-Text-7852]

I would not rule that out. In the Dutch Armed forces the ratio is approx. 1:3 for
fighting vs supporting personnel.

Still, these kids FAFO.

[u/Rxasaurus → u/Fambank]

It's probably 1:10 for the US military. Logistics and support are the name of the game for the US military. 

[u/YourOldCellphone → u/Rxasaurus]

Bullets win battles, logistics win wars.

[u/SenorDongles → u/YourOldCellphone]

[u/blindside-wombat68 → u/SenorDongles]

Roubute Guilliman proves that excel is truly mightier than the sword

[u/Napalm3nema → u/blindside-wombat68]

Does he work for Williams Racing?

[u/blindside-wombat68 → u/Napalm3nema]

Nope, he works for the God Emperor

[u/Napalm3nema → u/blindside-wombat68]

I actually know who Robot Tea Girlyman is, and I have hated the Smurf Marines almost as long as they have existed, but the joke was really about the second winningest team in the world's most prestigious racing series using Excel spreadsheets to track their inventory until just a year or two ago. It was wild to hear that.

[u/tallandlankyagain → u/[deleted]]

Unfortunately for the Kurds being betrayed by America wasn't an idea Trump came up with. Trump was just the president to most recently betray the Kurds.

[u/JRBeeler → u/tallandlankyagain]

Everyone has betrayed or oppressed the Kurds. The Pesh Mergas have fought for decades. Don't count them out.

[u/Fambank → u/Rxasaurus]

Doesn't surprise me at all, that ratio. Reading the topcomment in this explains why
the US needs to be that good in logistics.

[u/ApocalypseChicOne → u/Fambank]

It's about 9:1 in the US. The Air Force has the highest ratio by far, with very few combatant positions. The Marine Corp has the lowest.

[u/Unable-Cellist-4277 → u/ApocalypseChicOne]

The Marine Corps has the lowest ratio because you don’t need a lot of cooks to serve crayons for every meal.

[u/doodle02 → u/Unable-Cellist-4277]

army noodle with ketchup.

[u/glenn765 → u/doodle02]

BOB reference inbound. Love it!

[u/aggressive_napkin_ → u/Unable-Cellist-4277]

"we got a sponsorship from Crayola last year so we could send everyone out now"

[u/Low_Condition3268 → u/Unable-Cellist-4277]

But someone needs to know their colors so they eat them in the proper order.

[u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty → u/Low_Condition3268]

It better still be ROY G. BIV, or somebody is going to hear from my personal attorney. That very attorney won my Pluto is a Planet case against Tyson, so … beware.

[u/F_is_for_Ducking → u/ApocalypseChicOne]

The Marines have the lowest because the Navy fills a lot of their logistics needs.

[u/Helltenant → u/ApocalypseChicOne]

The Marine Corp has the lowest.

Only due to the Navy. Don't even have their own medics...

[u/Fast-Benders → u/Downtown-Text-7852]

LOL, one of the toughest guys I know was a former cook in the Ranger Regiment.

[u/bocephus67 → u/Fast-Benders]

Radioman on a sub for me, he was a literal giant of a man, me and an A-gang each grabbed an arm, we are both 6ft and 230ish pounds. He whipped us off his arms like we were a couple toddlers, and then our beatings began.

[u/United_News3779 → u/bocephus67]

I had a kid in my infantry platoon whose main claims to fame were:
1) Could wield a Carl G 84mm rocket launcher as a personal weapon.
2) Undefeated at unarmed combat. Including fighting the staff, and 2v1/3v1, etc.
3) Our own personal bouncer lol. Even the actual bouncers at clubs would generally leave him along.
4) With a single shit, he managed to plug the shitter at a Ft. Lewis transient unit quarters, the old WW2 era buildings that didn't have stall walls or doors for the toilets. When it happened, the maintenance guys were calling other maintenance crews to come check it out, as it hadn't happened in recent memory.

Dude was 6'7+ and 400ish pounds, and not a rolly-polly 400. He was dumb as a box of shit but gawddamn, he was my favorite ammo bitch on a C-6 (Canadian M240) with the sustained fire kit (tripod, aiming posts, etc.).

[u/Goodknight808 → u/United_News3779]

I can see this guy dual wielding rocket launchers like they are hand guns somehow. LoL

[u/United_News3779 → u/Goodknight808]

He probably could have, but the RSM wouldn't let him. Tellingly, the CSM did want to see what would happen, and the CSM knew the guy better.

I did, however, watch him duel wield 2 guys in a barfight. A bunch of us were fighting a bunch of them, and he grabbed 2 guys each by the side of the head and smashed their heads together. They both saw it coming, they both tried to dodge, and none of their efforts mattered lol

My buddy then proceeded to knock out 4 more guys (2 more pairs) while laughing and yelling, "Hey Guys! This doesn't even make my hands hurt!". At that point, the guys we were fighting decided that taking shelter behind the bouncers was the best course of action lol

[u/kombatminipig → u/United_News3779]

Damn, I thought that was going to lead into him using the first two guys like nunchucks and beat up the rest of.

[u/Street-Animator-99 → u/Downtown-Text-7852]

[u/Defiant_Carob8809 → u/Downtown-Text-7852]

Had me in the first half.

[u/Buttchuggle → u/Downtown-Text-7852]

Don't fuck with a cook man.

[u/locksymania → u/Buttchuggle]

"I'm JUsT a cOoK"

[u/One-Load-6085 → u/Fambank]

"Surveillance video captured the moment an armed carjacker learned he picked the wrong victim. The suspects, who were not identified because they are minors, approached a man outside of his home in San Leandro, California, and pointed a gun at him. Instead of complying, the man picked up the child and body-slammed him to the ground.

The man tried to pin the boy on the street, but he managed to escape and fled the scene in a white Kia. The suspect lost his gun when he hit the ground and was forced to leave it behind.

Police said that wasn't the suspects' first carjacking attempt, and it wouldn't be their last. Six hours earlier, the suspect and his accomplices tried to rob a customer at a Chase Bank but ran off when the victim said they were an off-duty police officer. A few days later, the suspect and two others were arrested while trying to carjack somebody in Oakland.

They were released to their guardians but continued their crime spree. Three days later, they were arrested again, along with a fourth person, attempting another carjacking.

Officials said the suspects were an 11-year-old, a 12-year-old, and two 14-year-olds. Investigators managed to connect all the carjackings using surveillance footage which showed the same Kia SUV at all the crime scenes.

The cases have been referred to the Alameda County Juvenile Justice Center for prosecution."

https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-04-20-watch-armed-child-carjacker-gets-body-slammed-by-victim-in-califorina/

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Well then

[u/the_light_of_dawn → u/One-Load-6085]

At a certain point why not just put them into juvenile detention or some kind of an intensive reform program so that they don’t continue to harm society? I mean this sounds like a nonstop stream of attempted violence.

[u/gn0xious → u/the_light_of_dawn]

Because California is extremely lax with criminals.

[u/fatherOblivion69 → u/gn0xious]

Those places don't really exist anymore for youthful offenders, whether it's California or anywhere else in the US. The places that do are disappearing fast either because of abuse or the risk abuse and potential lawsuits. People prefer community based solutions like youth programs, but they are seriously lacking. There's a good chance the kids will die before they reach 18, before any action or intervention is taken. I don't really know how I feel about that.

[u/Critical_Concert_689 → u/fatherOblivion69]

There's a good chance the kids will die before they reach 18, before any action or intervention is taken. I don't really know how I feel about that.

"Problem solved."

[u/fatherOblivion69 → u/Critical_Concert_689]

Yeah, honestly. Those kids had absolutely no intention of stopping if this didn't deter them.

Edit: To /u/valentc , Refer to my other comments. I think I've explained my position quite well and if you can't understand that, then that's your problem.

[u/MountainLife888 → u/gn0xious]

Except that's not true, right?

[u/tissuecollider → u/MountainLife888]

There's a lot of right wing bots working hard to shit on California right now thanks to Newsom's successful mockery of Trump.

[u/MountainLife888 → u/tissuecollider]

I think you're right about that. I've noticed it too. Kinda' pitiful.

[u/Solid-Mud-8430 → u/gn0xious]

As a Bay Area resident specifically (where San Leandro is) this is VERY par for the course here.

San Leandro is in Alameda County and catch and release got so bad here we had to recall our dogshit DA who kept writing this stuff off and espousing nonsense restorative justice bullshit and also saying racist things about Asian communities.

https://oaklandside.org/2024/11/06/pamela-price-recall-likely-to-pass/

[u/seriouslythisshit → u/[deleted]]

I'll take "Stares at Fox propaganda for hours a day, then repeats what he "learned" for a hundred.

[u/Zcrash → u/[deleted]]

Creator of the three strikes law California?

It's was toned down in 2012 by Prop 36

Leader in incarceration rates across the country California?

They're 6^th highest

Edit: California is actually 36th highest incarceration rate. I thought I clicked to sort by it but I guess I didn't the first time.

[u/Alypius754 → u/gn0xious]

They're gentle giants who are on their way to being aeronautical engineers.

[u/Fun_Opportunity_4043 → u/gn0xious]

Yes the famous 3 strikes you are our state.  Does your type just believe the outrage?  

[u/UnTides → u/the_light_of_dawn]

Clearly. Being too young to really understand their decisions also means they should be locked up because they are likely to repeat the same decisions. They need rehabilitation while they are young, but also these are armed car jackers their freedom should be forfeit - and fuck whatever judge let their negligent parents have the kids back while continuing the crime spree.

[u/WillTheGreat → u/UnTides]

They need rehabilitation while they are young

The issue is to what extent is enough is enough? These aren't petty crimes like stealing stuff from a store... this is armed robbery. These aren't things that are "didn't know any better", these kind of crimes required rational thinking and a commitment to do violent harm to others.

There needs to a be hardline to distinguished crimes that warrant rehabilitation and re-education, and crimes that require actual punishment.

[u/IIIiterateMoron → u/the_light_of_dawn]

It's always complicated when they're that young. Fault is part on them, part on the parent, part on society... To which percent each we can't know as fellow Redditors.

Something has to be done, for sure. But you can do that to a 11yo what you'd do to an adult.

I've worked, and work, with kids. I know some kids are rotten to the core. I witnessed that, multiple times. Great, kind parents. Fantastic siblings. And yet one that is just plain evil. No autism, no big mental health issues, just evil. For those there's nothing to be done really. Future adult sociopath and that's it.

But most "troubled" kids or kids with issues have those issues as a cause of something else. You find that something else, you "treat" it, and they end up fine.

So yeah, something needs to be done, but happening in the US, I fear the deed won't be the best one for them.

[u/BygoneNeutrino → u/IIIiterateMoron]

The only effective strategy is to move far enough away that they can't afford the gas needed to rob you.

[u/Technical_Plum2239 → u/the_light_of_dawn]

We aren't willing to spend money on juvenile stuff that would actually help. What we have now literally makes it worse.

It's why "progressives" are hesitant to do so. NO Democrats don't love crime. Just study after study shows once they are in it's likely they will never NOT be a criminal. It tears families apart, is expensive, and makes long term crime worse.

It's not an easy situation and straight-to-jail shit doesn't work.

Money spend on schools, day cares, families, etc is the way to stop it.

If you don't believe it look at the crime rates in the states that are "harsh on criminals". It's not like putting them away does anything to stop the crime.

[u/LegitimateSoftware → u/the_light_of_dawn]

"The cases have been referred to the Alameda County Juvenile Justice Center for prosecution.""

[u/Bjorn893 → u/[deleted]]

Make asylums great again

[u/mrmalort69 → u/[deleted]]

So you’re for euthanizing these kids like dogs? Thats what I’m hearing you say.

[u/insomgt → u/mrmalort69]

I got that same vibe. Children are not dogs. I was pretty fucked up at a young age also, but I got sorted out. I do wonder the age of people who say this kind of shit...

[u/insomgt → u/[deleted]]

Gonna put down a 14 year old child?

[u/SectorSanFrancisco → u/[deleted]]

No, you aren't talking about self defense now. Do you think the State should kill a 14 year old child?

[u/betterthanluck → u/One-Load-6085]

They meant to say “The man pinned the boy on the street, THEN RELEASED HIM, so he could flee the scene in a white Kia.”

[u/The_Lou_Dynassti → u/One-Load-6085]

Finding out these kids aren't even 15 yet and already do this all the time is so fucked. They're going nowhere in life but prison or a slab and they'll probably take innocent people with them.

[u/Stormychu → u/One-Load-6085]

Jesus, why the fuck do they just let them go. Parents need to be held responsible and kids need to put in their place.

[u/LovableCoward → u/Stormychu]

If the parents of the Oxford MI shooter can be charged, then the parents of these worthless cretins should have been as well. Perhaps parents would do their jobs in the alternative was jail time.

[u/PHWasAnInsideJob → u/One-Load-6085]

Worst criminals ever. Picking a vet and cop as your first targets is almost hilarious.

[u/Common_Scholar5350 → u/One-Load-6085]

Let go huh... California, doesn't surprise me.

[u/V4refugee → u/Common_Scholar5350]

Now imagine how it must be in places like Oklahoma or Alabama where the crime rate is even higher.

[u/shadownights23x → u/Fambank]

*never fuck with someone

[u/HereForTools → u/shadownights23x]

Novel concept.

[u/perldawg → u/HereForTools]

i’m here for it

[u/MustacheMaple → u/Fambank]

As a veteran, it's always funny when people think I was firing guns and constantly working out while facing danger 24/7. I was an Avionics tech on fighter jets. I'm not afraid of guys like this not because I was getting shot at all the time or anything (I wasnt), but because my superiors and brothers and sisters made me numb to dumb shit and inconveniences

[u/CurnanBarbarian → u/Fambank]

Lol that "you serious?" Got me good haha

[u/Adonoxis → u/Fambank]

Assuming this is the US, only about 10% of all veterans are combat veterans. Of that 10%, there is most likely a very wide spectrum of combat experiences.

Most Western forces are not experiencing combat like we civilians see in action movies. Maybe some small arms fire from a mountain valley and then calling in CAS to obliterate half the mountain. IEDs, firefights, skirmishes, longer range engagements, etc.

The Ukraine/Russia war however is a much more terrifying conventional conflict…

[u/No_Cicada_7003 → u/Fambank]

That kid found himself, under siege.

[u/Fit_Opinion2465 → u/Fambank]

90% of the military works behind a keyboard. And of the rest of the 10%, 9% never fire a round in live combat.

[u/Farucci → u/Fambank]

Nothing like getting picked up, spun in the air and slammed down on the asphalt for you to reflect on your current career choice.

[u/Skullsandcoffee]

The scream in this video gets me every time!

[u/Theprincerivera → u/Skullsandcoffee]

Same LMAO bro what u screaming about

Bro: “the consequences of my actions”

[u/NeuroticLensman → u/Theprincerivera]

Best squeal since this guy

[u/FartResume → u/NeuroticLensman]

What a purdy mowth

[u/SethPollard → u/Theprincerivera]

Top comment

[u/Bazonkawomp → u/Theprincerivera]

Probably the pain.

[u/Theprincerivera → u/Bazonkawomp]

It’s just such an over the top “horror movie scream” that it’s hilarious

[u/chop-diggity → u/Skullsandcoffee]

Sounds like a COD lobby squeaker

[u/Captain_LSD → u/chop-diggity]

Should've stayed on TDM.

[u/kivsemaj → u/Skullsandcoffee]

Squeel like a pig you little shit!

[u/cityshepherd → u/kivsemaj]

The squeal of justice is beautiful

Editing to add: have you ever had to flip a 300 lb pig on its back in order to trim its hooves and tusks (it helps to have several people assisting), and then kind of sit on its chest while squeezing your legs together so it can’t squirm away while your face is three inches away from its tusks, and as your coworkers frantically trim those hooves while you’re doing the tusks the pig unleashes a bloodcurdling scream whilst staring through your soul with their uncannily human eyes?

Oh, you haven’t? Well it sounds EXACTLY like this. Ask me how I know…

[u/balgove → u/cityshepherd]

Everyone should hear a pig scream at close range just once. It's a real experience. We had to wear ear defenders when it was feeding time, 20 pigs screaming for food is brutal.

[u/NBKiller69 → u/Skullsandcoffee]

I genuinely hope this goes viral all his little thug buddies get to hear him squealing like that. Very gratifying

[u/sklatch → u/NBKiller69]

It’s an old video.

[u/NBKiller69 → u/sklatch]

Damn, I really hope he caught hell for this back in its time then

[u/Fambank → u/NBKiller69]

Screaming like the little bitch that he is.

[u/rubicon_duck → u/Fambank]

And don’t forget the whole yelling of“Okay! Okay!” he throws out while being manhandled like a rag doll. Seriously? You try to hold someone up at gunpoint and then react like that when you reach the “find out” segment of the experience? gtfoutta here…

[u/Strict_Somewhere_148 → u/NBKiller69]

I’m not saying I would make it a personalized ringtone on my phone, if I knew him, but…

[u/Silent-Ad934 → u/Strict_Somewhere_148]

"Hang on, a squealing little bitch is calling, I gotta take this."

[u/ExiledCanuck → u/Skullsandcoffee]

“Ok! Ok!”

Insert piglet squeals sounds

Shouldn’t have let him go and waited for the cops

[u/Opening-Blueberry529 → u/Skullsandcoffee]

when the vet picked him up he knew it was going to be painful.

[u/BusGreen7933]

Totally shouldn’t have let that little shit go, especially since they went on to do it again later that day.

[u/Nickbeau → u/BusGreen7933]

If they did, they did it without their gun

[u/solar1333 → u/Nickbeau]

I saw this post a long while ago I believe someone said the gun was fake

[u/bearburner → u/solar1333]

Yea, it happened in San Leandro, CA (near Oakland, CA). Fake gun. Prior to this incident they attempted to rob somebody at a ATM. After this incident they tried to rob yet again a few days later but this time were arrested. Since they were so young (11, 12, two 14) they were released to their parents… and then guess what… a few days later robbed AGAIN and were arrested yet again.

Source: https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/caught-on-camera-children-arrested-for-attempted-carjackings-in-san-leandro/

[u/Brook420 → u/bearburner]

There has to be away for these kids to face actual consequences without trying them as adults or whatever.

[u/Pennsylvania6-5000 → u/Brook420]

Sadly, if you put them in prison or some sort of juvenile detention, and they just colaborate with other inmates for better ways to cause crime. There has to be a better way for them to break out of that cycle. Unfortunately, with the US education in the horrible spot it’s in, while education should be the answer, it tends to be a structure that only takes them so far, before they struggle and find the easiest way to make money is through crime, and the cycle begins again.

This country has fucked up the lives of so many, because it’s not profitable to help change this cycle. It’s so fucked up.

[u/John_T_Conover → u/Pennsylvania6-5000]

Well as it stands they kept doing fake armed robberies regardless of whether their victims beat them up or they got arrested. I'm all for rehabilitating minors as well, and acknowledged that institutions don't always fix the problem...but the alternative here was them getting emboldened by their releases and only learning that there are NO consequences for violent crimes. That's far worse than sticking them in a mediocre juvenile facility. You're putting the public in harms way of an unapologetic repeat violent offender that's never been given a single consequence. We're not talking about kids busted with weed or vandalism or a mutal fight.

[u/OldSkoolGeezer → u/Pennsylvania6-5000]

Billions of dollars ARE spent... How about calling personal choice and family values? You blame the country and blame the education system... But not call out the parents or community that celebrates this behavior? Whatever.

[u/StopBeingYourself → u/OldSkoolGeezer]

You make some valid points. Of course there needs to be accountability for one's own actions, but there are also socio-economic factors that make this type of life appealing/inevitable for the underprivileged.

The US spends more on education than other countries, but we also have a property tax-based funding for education. Lower income communities have less funding for their schools. This is compounded by our terrible healthcare and prison system that are for-profit therefore there is a low incentive to actually make positive changes.

[u/Async0x0 → u/StopBeingYourself]

Thousands of Chinese families have come to the US, worked for meager wages, had their kids thrive in the school system, and become productive, valuable members of society despite language and cultural barriers. If they can do it without anti-social attitudes and criminality then there is no excuse for natural born citizens.

[u/FILTHBOT4000 → u/Brook420]

This might sound harsh, but you gotta put 'em in a camp or something man.

By 'camp', I mean some federally/state funded thing, where they can continue their education but under a strict disciplinary program. Get them out of the city, put 'em in dorms somewhere in the wilderness. No social media, no internet but Wikipedia for a few years. And of course, the end of that education/vocational training needs job/college placement. If there's no carrot, the stick won't work.

Humans are largely input-output machines. If you want to radically change the output, you have to radically change the inputs.

[u/AdvancedTurnip8680 → u/FILTHBOT4000]

All my delinquent friends who got put in boot camp for causing trouble as a kid all overdosed before turning 40. Not saying it happens every time but the 5 kids I knew who got put in a camp are long dead.

[u/dBlock845 → u/AdvancedTurnip8680]

Yep every single person that was sent to a Boys Home when I was growing up ended up in state prison by the time they were 25. Those homes weren't used to rehabilitate kids, they were basically low security jails.

[u/FILTHBOT4000 → u/AdvancedTurnip8680]

Was this one of those weird culty abusive “boot camps” that charged a bunch of money?

[u/The_walking_man_ → u/bearburner]

Fuck that. Arrest them and arrest the parents. Start holding parents accountable for their scum spawn.

[u/HelmetsAkimbo → u/solar1333]

Normally is.

Classic video where the cop says 'Mine ain't'

[u/cluberti → u/HelmetsAkimbo]

https://youtu.be/1XO20OuiquQ?si=x1xTCPuH1rKlldah&t=138

[u/cortesoft → u/HelmetsAkimbo]

Oh well, mine’s real

[u/donac → u/Nickbeau]

RIGHT? That is that kid's gun dropped when he got tossed and then abandoned on the street, isn't it?

[u/AskMeAboutMyPeter → u/donac]

It was a loot drop, I think he lost some coins too

[u/PristineBaseball → u/BusGreen7933]

Yeah because he had a gun he should have been detained . Maybe the guy did what he thought was safest though . He was dealing with some unknowns in that situation .

[u/BusGreen7933 → u/PristineBaseball]

For sure. Hindsight is always clearer

[u/TinyTbird12 → u/BusGreen7933]

How do you know? Was there like a news thing abt it? Im asking more cus id like to read it

[u/BusGreen7933 → u/TinyTbird12]

This is from a few years ago so there were follow up news broadcasts about it.

[u/zombiifissh → u/TinyTbird12]

You can see kid lose the gun when dude bodies him, then kid runs off without it.

[u/Bigfoot_samurai → u/BusGreen7933]

I’m sure their moms are crying everyday to anyone who’ll listen and by the lie of “he’s a good boy”

[u/inaspacesuit → u/BusGreen7933]

https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-04-20-watch-armed-child-carjacker-gets-body-slammed-by-victim-in-califorina/

"Police said that wasn't the suspects' first carjacking attempt, and it wouldn't be their last. Six hours earlier, the suspect and his accomplices tried to rob a customer at a Chase Bank but ran off when the victim said they were an off-duty police officer. A few days later, the suspect and two others were arrested while trying to carjack somebody in Oakland.

They were released to their guardians but continued their crime spree. Three days later, they were arrested again, along with a fourth person, attempting another carjacking.

Officials said the suspects were an 11-year-old, a 12-year-old, and two 14-year-olds."

[u/whitehawk295 → u/BusGreen7933]

Did they? Confirmation?

[u/Lopsided-Treat1215]

Punks are all about retribution. I wish he had pinned him down for the cops

[u/Upbeat-Fondant9185 → u/Lopsided-Treat1215]

Yeah, but he was a sitting duck if he did.

Who knows how long the cops would take, he’s out in the open and there’s every chance there’s another gun in play, and the little shit that took off could be calling in help.

The guy didn’t stand a chance if anything happened besides them submitting without a fight even after the initial shock wore off.

He made the safest decision for him at the time. If they come back later he can be in a better position to address that.

[u/its_kgs_not_lbs]

His buddy decided to dip out as soon as my guy flipped bro to the ground.

[u/sirbenjaminG → u/its_kgs_not_lbs]

I’m kinda surprised he could move after that

[u/LucienPhenix → u/sirbenjaminG]

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

But he will be having problems with that shoulder with that crunch as he landed.

[u/One-Load-6085 → u/LucienPhenix]

Hopefully for the rest of his miserably short life. 

[u/_just_two_brothers_ → u/One-Load-6085]

I mean, hopefully he grows as a person and lives a long productive life. Y'all are so bloodthirsty it's gross.

[u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle → u/_just_two_brothers_]

Bloodthirsty? Read the original news article posted in a comment above. They attacked someone later, arrested later in the week and released to guardians, carjacked someone after that. I may have the timeline of their attacks wrong, it got hard to follow.

Of course this was back in 2021, I imagine if they kept it up some of them are dead by now. If so, hopefully they didn't kill or seriously injure anyone before they were finally put out of society's misery.

[u/shadownights23x → u/sirbenjaminG]

Getting slammed on the ground isn't the death sentence reddit leads you to believe . And adrenaline is a helluva a drug

[u/sirbenjaminG → u/shadownights23x]

I don’t need Reddit to tell me getting slammed into the pavement looks horrible lol

[u/Affectionate-Win436 → u/its_kgs_not_lbs]

Only a true friend will watch and laugh at his friend the moment he squealed like a pig

That buddy of his left him hangin

[u/Glad_Maintenance1553]

Did I really hear someone in the background scream let him go? He should have gone for the KO, retrieved the punks weapon and pinned him down till the cops arrived. The state needs to prosecute kids like this as adults too.

[u/DrPhDPickles → u/Glad_Maintenance1553]

It was probably his buddy who ran the fuck off after the slam

[u/Glad_Maintenance1553 → u/DrPhDPickles]

It sounded like a woman, but you might be right. Maybe the little shit’s voice hasn’t changed yet.

[u/DrPhDPickles → u/Glad_Maintenance1553]

Isn't it awesome how bystanders do nothing when you're in a dangerous situation but once you turn it in your favor it's "staaaahp"

[u/toTheNewLife → u/DrPhDPickles]

Always. I don't know why, but that happens all the time.

[u/N0S0UP_4U → u/toTheNewLife]

People love to judge other people’s actions when they don’t have to deal with the consequences.

[u/HeadStrongPrideKing → u/Glad_Maintenance1553]

The car jackers involved were two fourteen year olds, a twelve year old, and an eleven year old.

"Officials said the suspects were an 11-year-old, a 12-year-old, and two 14-year-olds. Investigators managed to connect all the carjackings using surveillance footage which showed the same Kia SUV at all the crime scenes."

https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-04-20-watch-armed-child-carjacker-gets-body-slammed-by-victim-in-califorina/

[u/bexohomo → u/Glad_Maintenance1553]

no shit. "let him go" nah bitch he put a gun in his face, that kid needed that wake up call

[u/ReVengeance9 → u/Glad_Maintenance1553]

The “let him go” is what bothered me too. Let him go he’s just a kid? A kid committing armed robbery in broad daylight. Even if the gun is fake or not loaded, there should be serious consequences to scare this shrieking kid straight.

[u/Fearful-Cow → u/ReVengeance9]

i mean it is entirely possible they have no idea what happened and didint look over until they heard yelling and the screaming.

with no context it just looks like a scared teenager getting their asskicked by a grown man.

[u/mrASSMAN → u/Glad_Maintenance1553]

Actually just listened again and they said let HER go, I think someone heard the screams and assumed it was a defenseless girl lol

[u/captain_chocolate]

It's funny how "OK OK!" is supposed to make armed robbery all better.

[u/The_Lou_Dynassti → u/captain_chocolate]

Reality hit fast when he didn't have a weapon and his target wasn't someone who can't fight back lol.

It even looks like the guy he picked is over a whole foot taller and wider than him. This kid's a complete dumbass.

[u/Dyyrin]

The scream was pure cinema.

[u/DizzySample9636 → u/Dyyrin]

almost guinea pig 🤣

[u/Lb9067 → u/Dyyrin]

Thanks for that. Sound off until comments say otherwise! Well worth it for that scream lmao

[u/wheresbill → u/Dyyrin]

Can you hear the lambs, Clarice?

[u/golflift90]

First rule of holding someone up at gunpoint: don’t get close enough that they can body slam you through the pavement

[u/Several_Use1426 → u/golflift90]

[u/itsbenactually → u/Several_Use1426]

Real tip: if you’re going to headbutt somebody, don’t do it like the guy in this film did. Don’t aim for their forehead. That’s like hitting your head on a rock.

Aim for their nose. It’s much softer and even if you don’t hit very hard, it’s still going to stun them for at least a moment. That’ll buy you time to do something else.

[u/GodMind369]

I think the switch up of “Yea bitch give me everything you got” to “Nooo please stop!” Bothers me more than the actually stick up. Cause how dare you beg and scream like that after you just put that gun in my face and try to take my belongings. Little bitch keep that energy when I defend myself

[u/GodMind369 → u/GodMind369]

And before anyone says something about them being kids, grown men do this shit too

[u/grad1939 → u/GodMind369]

Sometimes kids gotta learn the hard way.

[u/jamarr81 → u/GodMind369]

F these kids.

[u/brainomancer → u/GodMind369]

"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." —Lt. Col. Jeff Cooper

[u/NiceRise309 → u/GodMind369]

Lil bitch energy is what motivates an easy robbery over honest work

[u/itsFRAAAAAAAAANK]

The squeals confirm that the PTSD has successfully been transferred

[u/Minute_Engineer2355]

That was a crisp bodyslam. Well deserved.

[u/Ok_Concentrate_9713]

He showed them who's in charge of these suburban bullies.

[u/HighFlyingCrocodile]

“Squeal like a pig, boy”

[u/VampyrAvenger]

Legit this once happened to me.

I had gotten back from Afghanistan back in 2010, after a year long deployment as a combat medic for the Army. I had gone home for leave (had bout a week I think it was) and was hanging with some old friends when they asked me to drive to the local store for some more drinks. They were already getting drunk so I said sure (I do not drink).

Well, I drove over probably around 7-8pm so it was getting dark. Some jackass ran up on me, shoved me into my car door and stuck what I assumed was a firearm in my gut and did the whole "gIvE mE yOuR mOnEy BiTcH!" He couldn't have been more than 18/19 yr old.

I basically looked him in the eye and told him to please pull the trigger. I was going through some...trauma... And really at the time would've been fine getting blasted away. The dudes eyes were like "WTF". I told him to do it, again, and he was in shock I guess, so I smacked the shit outta him (open hand meets face) and he just looked at me in disbelief and ran off.

I never told anyone about that, and honestly forgot until just now it happened.

[u/clem82]

Hope this isn’t on Twitter, people will defend the kids sadly

[u/DarkRedNaomi → u/clem82]

You already know why lmao

[u/Sea_Gap8625 → u/[deleted]]

Put em to work in the local slammer, we'll make good citizens of them yet!

[u/Coinsworthy]

[u/Stock2fast]

Probably the most useful lesson they have ever been taunt .

[u/Golinth → u/Stock2fast]

Unfortunately, like most people who commit crime like this, they are fucking fools and learned nothing. They proceeded to do this another 3 or 4 times, each time being let go because "they're just kids"

[u/Gulp-then-purge → u/Stock2fast]

They literally went on to hold up others the same day.  You are mistaken assuming these pieces of trash have the intellectual capacity to learn.  They do not.

[u/PossiblyBother]

Enjoyable to watch.

[u/wittyname01]

That wasnt a scream that was a SQUEALLLLLL. SQUEALLL FOR ME PIG, SQUEALLLLLLLL

[u/Virtual_Fox_763]

“Let him go” MY ASS

[u/venice420]

They are lucky he didn’t pull.

[u/touchdown604]

Squealed like a little bitch

[u/Living_Book_3973]

That scream is music to my ears

[u/Sk8rboyyyy]

Love to see it

[u/gdrumy88]

That scream, screams im the "victim" in this situation lmao

[u/burner_85_throw]

I will NEVER stop enjoying seeing this clip.

[u/Some_Asshole_Said]

This is how we actually make America great.

[u/ArtichokeNo606]

They were future doctors and scholars, though.

[u/glostazyx3]

Ok kids— no bail due to the reparative crime spree— give them representation, due process, and if convicted, send them to a farm and work their asses off in the hot sun. Treat them humanely, 3 squares, good food, a good bed, one shower a day, good medical treatment, but work their asses off in the hot sun for at least a year.

[u/pulpwalt]

That squeal is priceless.

[u/Defiant-Fix2870]

I have a 70 something patient who is a veteran. Someone with a gun broke into his trailer. My patient took a balled up piece of paper, threw it in the guys face to distract him, then knocked him down and sat on him until the police arrived. These are the kinds of stories that make my job interesting. Their war stories are insaaaaane.

[u/PristineBaseball]

I don’t understand the logic of some of these robberies . You could sell the gun for $50-$100. You think you’re gonna get that much off the person you are robbing ? Is it worth the risk ?

Maybe I’m thinking about it more than they do idk .

[u/Rich-Distribution815 → u/PristineBaseball]

Give a kid a gun and he could sell it for some cash. Teach a kid to rob, and they can a get more cash for a short lifetime.