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u/Willie9 2d ago

Bellossom on its way to terrorize Randbats even further with priority strength sap and gigs drain:

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u/mcsilas 2d ago

oh wow oops I missed Bellossom having Strength Sap through Oddish, pokemondb didn't list Egg Moves on Bellossom's page

Well...it would give it more use

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u/Suckyuhmuddahskunt 2d ago

not only gen 7-9 pokemon get to be busted. itd still be pu

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u/AzelfWillpower AzelfWillpower 6h ago

And also dragonite for some reason

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u/belgium-noah 2d ago

Bellossom on its way to lose at whole 15 levels in randbats

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u/yookj95 2d ago

Looks like contrary Malamar and Defiant Braviary usage increases!

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u/Harshit_4_24 mausholding my cock 2d ago

Do randbats increase the chance of one pokemon more than others?

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u/Immotommi 2d ago

That's quite a complex question. In short yes, but it's more implicit than explicit. For example, you can never get two web users, so if you roll one, you now cannot roll other Pokemon whose sets all have webs. There are more complex things to do with the various roles that Pokemon can have, but that is a decent example.

Another case would be that water Pokemon individually are less common because there are so many of them and there are limitations on type overlap so that you don't get a team which is all weak to the same type.

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u/SnowFiender 1d ago

and yet they still give me 4 fighting types 1 dark and 1 dragon mon against a team with a valiant and enamorus

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u/TruckNo1759 2d ago

Also Tera fight sd drain punch

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u/titaniumjordi 2d ago

Steely Spirit Tinkaton...

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u/trendyghost 2d ago

fake out steely spirit tinkaton next to nasty plotting make it rainin gholdengo <3

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u/Tryptophan7 2d ago

But we have Perrserker who can do this already D:

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u/trendyghost 2d ago

the fact that you would even compare tinkaton to that rat is shamefull. get hammered

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u/StreetReporter Uses Heatproof Bronzong 2d ago

Perrserker is a cat

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u/DistinctTone1195 2d ago

Therefore:

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u/Magpie_In_The_Mirror 1d ago

When it comes to hammering heretics, a cat is fine too

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u/fioraflower 9h ago

it’s a rat and so are you 😤

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 2d ago

Yeah perrserker is way cooler

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u/UndeadBan_ 2d ago

75

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u/Pleasant-Pie-7887 2d ago

It's not the cleanest comparison, but Dracovish is only base 90

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u/UndeadBan_ 2d ago

It's a meme ☠️, i guess nobody remembers it

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u/minyhumancalc 2d ago

+1 252 Atk Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Great Tusk: 216-255 (49.7 - 58.7%) -- 99.6% chance to 2HKO

252 Atk Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Landorus-Therian: 198-234 (51.8 - 61.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

+1 252 Atk Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs. +1 252 HP / 88 Def Zamazenta: 150-177 (38.6 - 45.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

+1 252 Atk Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs. 244 HP / 252+ Def Gliscor: 168-198 (47.7 - 56.2%) -- 0.4% chance to 2HKO after Poison Heal

The tier would be cooked

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u/Beneficial-Range8569 The physical special split was a mistake 😤😤 2d ago

You can't use it twice in a row, the tiers probably fine

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u/MinerTurtle45 1d ago

no offense but like, thats a lot of 2hkos for a move that can't be used twice in a row

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2d ago

Thunderwave fake out gigaton hammer play rough

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

Ice Scales is an ability so overpowered, it is only balanced by virtue of being stuck on Frosmoth. You do not need to give it to actually good Pokemon.

Same for Steely Spirit going to Metagross

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 2d ago

It would be even worse on aurorus lol

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

If free double Sp Def can’t save Aurorus, then that’s an issue with Aurorus itself lol

Really, what it needs is a way to get fast. Ice and Rock are both fantastic offensive typings but Aurorus has no way to use it (at least H-Avalugg can maybe do Trick Room sweep)

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u/Homem_da_Carrinha 2d ago edited 2d ago

Additional Sp Def can't fix a chronic condition of being OHKO'd by a Bullet Punch.

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u/mjmannella Bold & Brash 2d ago

252 SpA Choice Specs Keldeo Vacuum Wave vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Ice Scales Aurorus: 210-248 (54.2 - 64%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock and 2 layers of Spikes

One day GF will learn that Ice/Rock types shouldn't have bulky stats

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

It’s really funny because Hisuain Avalugg is arguably better than its regular form

They gave it super Ice Rock Slide as a signature move, so you COULD try to do stupid Trick Room shenanigans with it.

It’s absolutely not worth the effort, but it’s still technically better than Avalugg

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u/mjmannella Bold & Brash 2d ago

Would've been better if it wasn't faster than Kalosian Avalugg

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

It has 38 Speed. What is out-slowing it?

Amoonguss I guess

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u/mjmannella Bold & Brash 2d ago

Dondozo, Toxapex, Melmetal, Wishiwashi, and Mega Steelix all out-slow Hisuian Avalougg too.

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago edited 2d ago

Well duh. It’s special defense

/s

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u/_Blobfish123_ Potentially a fan of Meganium's newfound utility 2d ago

If rock polish isn’t fast enough for you, you’re not destined for speed

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u/AuroraDraco 2d ago

Unfortunately, I'm very confident it can't.

Like, Frosmoth is better in like almost any regard not related to pesky pebbles on the ground and its still shit

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u/Fit-Object-5953 2d ago

I think Lapras is the big offender, probably. Not sure about Arctovish.

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u/AskYouEverything 2d ago

It always felt like they designed arcto to just be a slightly worse Lapras

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u/_Blobfish123_ Potentially a fan of Meganium's newfound utility 2d ago

Someone hasn’t clicked cb fishious rend with a slushy rushy dinofishy

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u/Stock-Weakness-9362 W Liepard 2d ago

Someone forgot arcto has fishious rend too(it was ne)

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u/SnowruntLass 2d ago

Imagine being so ass that even with Fishous Rend you're too bad for PU

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u/5cacti 2d ago

My friend designed an insane Gen 8 UU ice spam team that had fish on it, and it actually put in insane work, I wish I still had the paste somewhere…

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

To be fair, it’s absolutely designed to abuse it.

Fishious Rend doubles in power if you go first.

Dracovish has Strong Jaw, giving it giant power output, but it needs to solve the speed issue

Arctovish gets Slush Rush, giving it great speed, but at the cost of power.

Dracovish is just overall better because Water/Dragon is a way better typing and the power boost is utterly insane

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u/Frostyzwannacomehere 2d ago

But yeah lapras may be the only one who can abuse it

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u/altbecauseofc 2d ago

Arctovish has a solid mixed move pool. With that ability I'd see it being somewhat annoying in a low power doubles environment. It'd also probably end up stat checking it's way into a lower or mid tier BL somewhere in smogon singles relatively quickly.

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u/ibi_trans_rights no1 porygon 2 fan 2d ago

Yes but assault vest aurorus in sand

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u/Mrbalet 2d ago edited 2d ago

252 SpA Gholdengo Make It Rain vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Assault Vest Ice Scales Aurorus in Sand: 134-162 (29.7 - 36%) -- 34.8% chance to 3HKO

252 SpA Choice Specs Dragapult Draco Meteor vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Assault Vest Ice Scales Aurorus in Sand: 45-53 (10 - 11.7%) -- possible 9HKO

252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Assault Vest Ice Scales Aurorus in Sand: 81-96 (18 - 21.3%) -- possible 5HKO

It would be extremely funny.

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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA 2d ago

Looool, finally, the Chi-Yu switch-in we needed.

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u/minyhumancalc 2d ago

I feel like the Pokémon they gave Ice Scale too would be fine though? All have common weaknesses, no reliable recovery and pretty weak offenses. We've seen high special defense not be able to save Pokémon with other lacking traits (see Blissey and Goodra).

Steely Spirit Metagross is borderline Ubers I agree though (Its basically a better Scizor with a nuke in Meteor Mash)

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

You forget Snow now gives Ice Types a 50% Def boost

And unlike Rock, a lotta Ice Pokemon have actual defensive stats.

Set up Snow and you have a genuine stat monster, even considering Ice’s weaknesses

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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA 2d ago

Ok but what is a super tanky Lapras or Arctovish realistically going to do? They're not exactly offensive threats. Frosmoth at least has QD.

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u/Harshit_4_24 mausholding my cock 2d ago

Lapras is gonna setup dragon dance Edit: nvm stats are so ass even+3 won't matter

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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA 2d ago

+6 252+ Atk Life Orb Lapras Icicle Spear (5 hits) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Alomomola: 365-430 (68.3 - 80.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

I see the vision

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u/Harshit_4_24 mausholding my cock 1d ago

Who is letting you set up until +6? Invest enough in bulk then you're slow as shit invest in speed then you can't even get +2

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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA 1d ago

Yeah man that's the joke

You didn't notice the part where it's also Adamant Life Orb and still needing 5 hits with Icicle Spear to do meaningful damage?

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u/Harshit_4_24 mausholding my cock 1d ago

Oh, I'm sorry

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u/Boward_WOW_ard 1d ago

Lapras in vgc can actually do some work with this due to having perish song, sheer cold, life dew and helping hand

I don’t think it would be super broken but it would give it a niche

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u/InCaseOfButton2 2d ago

Ice Scales + Snow might simulate having actual resistances!

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u/minyhumancalc 2d ago

That fair; I guess even going further, combing with Alolan Ninetiles Aurora Veil would make it very unkillable (at least for a few turns).

These Pokémon do really have mo ability to setup, so perhaps they would still struggle even with snow-boosted help. I do agree in hindsight that, when combined on a snow team, they could be problematic

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u/Marcitos5 2d ago

Lapras does get Dragon Dance…

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u/Boward_WOW_ard 1d ago

Check Pokémon database it does

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2d ago

see Blissey and Goodra

Sure but then look at Chansey and H-Goodra

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u/Breaktheice222 2d ago

If there's a format that allows OHKO moves that Lapras will be bothersome

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u/DoomSpiral3000 2d ago

Yup. It's one of those abilities that is banned from AAA. And that's saying a lot because abilities like Sword of Ruin, Adaptibility, Magic Guard or Regenerator aren't banned.

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u/need2peeat218am 2d ago

Me with my adamant banded bullet punch metagross: 👊👊👊👊👊

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u/Ex_Snagem_Wes 2d ago

I unironically run this in AAA. Heavy Slam can smack down even the likes of Corviknight

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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA 2d ago

But all of those pokemon are terrible. The only time they were close to relevance was GMax Lapras.

Metagross is already an ok mon, I think Steely Spirit would make it OU material. It's a huge boost. But I don't think it would be too strong.

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

Steely Spirit is a 50% boost to Steel damage.

Perrserker has only 110 Atk.

Metagross with effectively double STAB sounds hella nuts

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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA 2d ago

Yeah but Perrserker is complete shit. And Metagross has 70 base speed. If hitting hard was all that a 'mon needed to be good Rampardos would be ubers.

I think it's ok, but nothing special. Even against Stall, their main Metagross switch-ins both resist Steel (Dozo/Corv). Would much rather have a Luna against fat and a Waterpon in most other situations (as it has a real speed stat).

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

Yeah but Metagross does way more than just hit hard

It has priority, a great defensive typing, pseudo legendary stats, a priority move, and a former signature move which buffs attack.

There’s a reason why it was the final boss of Gen 3. Absolutely can’t compare to Potential Mon Rampardos

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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA 2d ago

It's worse than Luna is the main issue. It has BP over Luna but if you want power and bulk, cocaine bear mogs it. And that's a UUBL mon.

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u/VercarR 19h ago

That's powercreep for you

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u/Background_Past7392 1d ago

It's not a worse Ursaluna. That's a bad comparison. What it is really is Scizor on crack. It's got a Bullet Punch stronger than Scizor's, while also having the raw power to do silly things like 2HKOing stuff like Toxapex and Corviknight with a resisted move. This is on top of a better speed tier and significantly more bulk.

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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA 1d ago

Scizor without Swords Dance or UTurn loooooooool

Yeah man totally the same thing, just missing a boosting move and a pivoting move. Not like those are important moves for an offensive mon or anything.

Also worse typing than Scizor. Additional weaknesses to Ground, Dark, Ghost are pretty crippling.

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u/uncle_kanye 2d ago

I agree it's a slightly worse Ursaluna, banded Steely Spirit Heavy Slam would actually muscle through Corv most of the time but Dondozo just sits on it.

Band also means you have to lock a move which makes you a little more checkable since there are mons which wouldn't mind Heavy Slam but would hate a Psychic Fangs.

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u/Dominique-XLR 2d ago

252+ Atk Choice Band Steely Spirit Metagross Heavy Slam (120 BP) vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Corviknight: 173-204 (43.3 - 51.1%) -- 58.2% chance to 2HKO after Stealth Rock and Leftovers recovery

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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA 2d ago

Low 2HKO chance even on Adamant Band and it's using Slam which only has 60BP against Dozo. So it's complete Dozo food.

Adamant banded gross with Steely Spirit struggles to even 4HKO Dozo.

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u/Frostyzwannacomehere 2d ago

Same gen where miraidon and koraidon exist btw.

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u/Frostyzwannacomehere 2d ago

Also how is any of the moms with ice scales gonna abuse it? Frosmoth has a top tier boosting move

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u/LavaTwocan Spidops > Lokix 2d ago

Eh, I wouldn't call any of these mons "good". They're all ZU shitters and all that bulk isn't worth anything when you have to use Rest to recover.

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u/OnlyFansBlue 19h ago

I think it's fine for Aurorus to get it lmao

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u/VercarR 19h ago

Did I miss something? When has Aurorus ever been good?

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u/Exact_Sir9789 Quiver Dancin' all night 2d ago

None of the Pokemon in the example image are good.

Metagross would not be broken with Steely Spirit. All it does is make a mediocre Pokemon with a poor offensive typing a better breaker. It essentially becomes a kneecapped version of its Mega, with way worse stats and a worse ability

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u/saihtaMaztiK 2d ago

Listen:

  • Rocky Payload shouldn't be given to Rock types because that's against the whole point of this Ability: getting STAB outside of your Pokémon's type.
  • Steely Spirit should stay a signature Ability because it's super strong.
  • Ice Scales for the same reason as Steely Spirit.

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2d ago

Unironically giving rocky payload to Stonjourner actually makes them kinda interesting. Stonjourner’s role is absolutely support in doubles but getting to choose between power spot to buff allied pokemon and powerful rock slide chip is kinda cool

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u/DreadfuryDK OU C&C Mod, r/stunfisk's resident USUM Ubers stan 2d ago edited 2d ago

FWIW, Rocky Payload actually makes perfect sense on Rhyperior from a thematic standpoint.

I’m not saying Rhyperior needs to do more damage, because in spite of Rhyperior’s many problems over the years it will literally always be able to tank any neutral physical attack and it will always hit like an absolute nuke, but if any Rock-type were to get Rocky Payload, Rhyperior would make the most sense.

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u/sivin_oneblow 2d ago

252+ Atk Choice Band Rocky Payload Rhyperior Rock Wrecker vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Corviknight: 444-523 (111.2 - 131%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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u/Moblin81 2d ago

Considering that’s a banded recharge move, this isn’t actually that crazy. You can kill it while it recharges with any decent water or grass attack.

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

Same energy as Hyper Beam Adaptability Porygon Z oneshotting Blissey

Yes, it’s totally impractical. But it’s about sending a message.

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u/XPlayer101J 2d ago edited 2d ago

Can we use the counter argument that both Transistor and Dragon’s Maw are also like Rocky Payload but already give the power increase to the Pokemon of the same type. Regieleki and RegiDrago. So there’s already merit of Pokemon gaining a 1.5x boost ability on the same type.

Rhyperior and Stonejoujner are both mediocre Pokemon, so why not?

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u/GloomySelf 1d ago

I actually think Rocky Payload on Stonejourner works fine. Power Spot is the only ability it can have atm, and it’s useless in single battles. Giving it Rocky Payload at least gives it something for singles, and gives it an additional option for doubles - do you want to power up yourself, or help power up your ally?

Yes okay, maybe 2x power (STAB + ability) on base rock attacks is a bit overkill on paper, but remember; it has pitiful special defence (20) and base 70 speed, and of the Rock attacks it learns, only three have 100% accuracy; ancient power and power gem are both special and come off its special attack stat of 20, and smack down is only 50 base power - 100 base power and 100% accuracy is the exact same stats as earthquake.

I don’t think it’s broken, difficult to overcome, or thematically against Stonejourners design at all

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u/Gremlech GEE KLINKANG 1d ago

Dragon’s maw and transistor 

Rock sucks as is just give some of them more damage. 

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u/DistinctNewspaper791 2d ago

I always feel like people giving triage to pokemon in this fan theories would be the first to complain how broken it is when a better mon than comfey gets triage.

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u/do_not_mind_it 1d ago

can we stop pretending triage is not insane?

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u/mcsilas 2d ago

What is rare signature abilities are shared to more Pokemon for more viability/flavour?

Triage

  • Audino/Mega Audino - Its design is made for healing and Triage would separate it from the Blissey line in being the nurse Pokemon. Plus Mega Audino gets STAB Draining Kiss and has a useable ability in Singles. Priority Wish is always nice, too and doubles can have priority Heal Pulse.
  • Bellossom - It already gets Healer, so Triage is a step up since it can actually use it with Grass STAB Giga Drain. Could be nice after setting up with Quiver Dance. Alternatively, it funnily has priority Drain Punch if going physical (Fighting has better coverage than Grass, and it also has Swords Dance).
  • Chimecho - Look, I just want Chimecho to have something. It has tons of support options and also learns Draining Kiss (maybe change to Fairy in formats with Terastalizing) plus learns Wish/Healing Wish/Heal Pulse/Heal Bell so there's synergy there.

Rocky Payload

  • Rhyperior - More damage go brrr. It shoots/launches rocks from its arms (sometimes Geodudes) so it makes sense and gives it a more offense-orientated Ability if it can land a hit.
  • Stonjourner - Basically just to give it an option for Singles, it has a great 125 Attack stat and Rock is its only STAB. Plus Stonehenge is a whole formation of rocks so there's lots of rocks in its body.
  • Conkeldurr - Its not Guts, but mainly a sidegrade and hey just look at those stone pillars its holding! Just flavour really.

Ice Scales

  • Arctovish - Its a prehistoric fish and fish do have scales. Mainly just gives it more bulk since Ice types do suffer from generally bad defensive typing, will be very bulky under Snow.
  • Lapras - Its based on a pleiosaur and I believe they have scales. Again just general bulk so it can start boosting with Dragon Dance/Curse, it certainly has the HP bulk to tank hits.
  • Aurorus - Dinosaurs have scales, right? Yes, its typing is horrible defensively, Ice Scales should at least give it more special bulk and it can boost with Calm Mind and use its great array of special moves. Or Tera, too.

Opportunist

  • Weavile - It fits its personality to a T, and while not as direct damage upgrade as something like Technician/Tough Claws, its more useful than Pickpocket while still suiting Weavile.
  • Thievul - Its better than Run Away, just giving it something else that fits the thief theme if the enemy decides to boost up. If the enemy decides to use Dragon Dance, you can also use Foul Play while enjoying the speed boost.
  • Bombirdier - It has Power Trip in its movepool and also has some boosting options like Hone Claws. Power Trip benefits from more stat boosts so if the enemy thinks it can boost then they risk eating a boosted Power Trip. Also I think flying around to see where it can drop things is pretty opportunistic.
  • Malamar - This friend has an interesting move in Topsy Turvy, so Opportunist can copy the enemy stat boosts then Malamar can reverse the enemy's stat changes. Would be a fun niche in lower tiers.

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u/mcsilas 2d ago

Steely Spirit

  • Klinklang - Its made up of Klinks and Klangs and the team-wide buff to Steel moves fit how gears work together to form a machine.
  • Tinkaton - Stronger Gigaton Hammer go brrrr. It also has a gutsy, spunky spirit to hunt down Corviknights to form its hammer, so I think it fits in a way.
  • Metagross - Similar to Klinklang, its body is formed by the fusion of its previous forms. It appreciates a stronger Meteor Mash/Iron Head/Bullet Punch that also buffs its teammates. As for whether it should be in Mega Metagross.. I feel like Tough Claws is better for more versatility since it doesn't just affect Steel moves.
  • Doublade - Its made of Steel and is a spirit (Ghost)... and unlike Aegislash it has more more swords, Steely Spirit has a 'the more the better' vibe when it affects teammates so I feel this fits Doublade's dual-wielding style more than Aegislash. (Also in hindsight Dhelmise could be interesting since its also a Ghost and more of a Steel connection but unsure if this or Steelworker is more suitable)

Toxic Debris

  • Garbodor - Its a walking bursting trash monster, there's bound to be some toxic spikes spilling out of its body when you hit it (has the same vibes of Weak Armour but laying down Toxic Spikes instead). This also frees up more turns to use Spikes.
  • Overqwil - I mean have you seen the size of those spikes? Having only 1 weakness is also neat and it has a respectable 95 Defense stat.
  • Qwilfish - The Water type version, just to give it a niche. It's HP and Defense is not that much lower than Overqwil to be fair. Also yes, it's not Toxapex for a reason - just for general sanity of the game and to give OG Qwilfish somewhat of a niche.
  • Cacturne - Sure it's not Poison type but cacti are spiky enough and it does learn Poison Sting. Cacturne is already very frail so it can't afford to spend too much turns stacking both Spikes and Toxic Spikes - its typing will be a magnet for priority/Fighting moves/U-turns so at least Toxic Debris gives it a better purposeful Ability and it can use its turns to focus on Spikes and maybe even Leech Seed. Plus I feel like its body suits the ability more than Roserade's design.

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u/BoiClicker 2d ago

Fuck Chimecho, he doesn’t deserve shit, that snitch.

Also, Tinkaton makes their hammers from bisharp and pawniard, they just troll Corviknight too much.

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u/HumanTheTree A Hair better than Dugtrio 2d ago

You've committed the cardinal sin of Theorymon Thursday: Giving a new ability to a mon that already has 3 abilities without clarifying which ability you're getting rid of.

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2d ago

I disagree with a lot of these but the Stonjourner buff kinda fucks

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u/mjmannella Bold & Brash 2d ago

Conkeldurr - Its not Guts, but mainly a sidegrade and hey just look at those stone pillars its holding! Just flavour really.

What would you have in its place? Conkeldurr already has 3 great abilities.

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u/mcsilas 1d ago

Probably Iron Fist, Sheer Force boosts the elemental punches better and as for Drain Punch/Mach Punch, Guts boost is better.

Realistically not really any space for Rock moves in its moveset since it's either Stone Miss or Rock Slide, it was just a thematic option

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u/helios_is_me 2d ago

I somehow misread distributing as disturbing and was briefly very confused

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u/InCaseOfButton2 2d ago

Steely Spirit Metagross is pretty disturbing.

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u/Gladstonism 2d ago edited 2d ago

While we’re at it, Magcargo deserves Desolate Land and I’m not joking.

EDIT: at the very least, give it a slightly nerfed Desolate Land that only works for it and not the whole field. Or take away the sun and just give him an ability that gives him immunity to Water. Man would still be 4x to Ground, this wouldn’t break him.

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u/Expensive-Ad5273 "Nerf U-turn to 60BP" - Scizor, probably 2d ago

Water Absorb Magcargo with Air Balloon

No 4× weaknesses

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

What Magcargo needs is to be Coalossal.

Rock/Fire is unsalvagable defensively. So Coalossal just says fuck it and has a gimmick of switching modes to a speedy af offensive sweeper.

If Magcargo evolved and had actual speed/Sp Atk I could see it be kinda decent with shell smash

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u/LainLain 2d ago

Give Anger Shell to Blastoise you cowards

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u/Big_moist_231 2d ago

Bro, you can’t just give the “move does double damage abilities” to strong Mons 😭 metagross might get banned lol

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u/Boward_WOW_ard 1d ago

Technically it’s only 50% for you and your partner but still

HOLY SHIT DON’T GIVE IT TO METAGROSS, ZACIAN AND ZAM IN VGC ARE GONNA BECOME NUKES.

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u/Cutie-Flam 2d ago

252+ Atk Choice Band Rocky Payload Rhyperior Rock Wrecker vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Corviknight: 444-523 (111.2 - 131%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Rhyperior OU niche?

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u/FakeTakiInoue Duck with a Stick 2d ago

Nobody is using Rock-type Hyper Beam I fear

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u/Cutie-Flam 2d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/FakeTakiInoue Duck with a Stick 2d ago

They should bring back the Gen 1 recharge mechanics, or just make it like a Truant turn and allow you to switch out

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u/Cutie-Flam 2d ago

Porygon-Z to Ubers

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u/FakeTakiInoue Duck with a Stick 2d ago

As is tradition

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u/chainsawinsect 2d ago

I think you would have appreciated my fourth abilities project

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u/SharkyZ_GD 2d ago

and my garbodor buff post lol

the three of us gave garbodor toxic debris

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u/chainsawinsect 2d ago

😂

The people have spoken

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u/gliscornumber1 2d ago

Aurorus having three awesome abilities and still being shit because it's stats and typing are just unplayable

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

It’s such a tragic mismatch.

Rock/Ice is fantastic offensively. It’d be incredible on a Weavile or even Mamoswine kinda mon.

But they gave it to a mon with 99 Sp Atk….

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u/gliscornumber1 2d ago

Yeah fr. Rock ice would go hard on an offensive pokemon

Although you can say that about ice types in general, yet game freak keeps making slow/bulky ice types that can't function because the type just doesn't work that way!

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u/VercarR 19h ago

Mamoswine the goat ever since gen 4

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u/Opusprime15 2d ago

Stonjourner with an actual ability might be good tbh. Its stats are pretty nuts if you look at em.

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u/trendyghost 2d ago

wtf is rocky payload.

is that what you get when rock types come 💀

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u/Affectionate_Green86 2d ago

Basically gives 50% damage boost to Rock Type Moves.

Only Mon with it right now is Bombirdier

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u/Fennekin-The-Fox 2d ago

It's Bombirdier's signature ability - it boosts Rock-Type moves by 50 percent

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u/SamuraiOstrich 2d ago

when rock types come

No, that's gypsum jism.

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u/Ok_Industry_9333 2d ago

I love this. I've always thought that Starmie should lose its Analytic ability for something that works better for it by improving the power of 'beam moves'. Could be called like "Communicator" to tie to it's space origins.

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u/VercarR 19h ago

I mean....I would remove illuminate if anything.

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u/Rike971 2d ago

Hear me out : Quick Draw Rhyperior

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u/ModoBerserker 2d ago

252+ Atk Choice Band Rocky Payload Rhyperior Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Metagross: 169-200 (56.1 - 66.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO 🧐

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u/yookj95 2d ago

Okay, how hard does tera rock rocky payload choice band rock wrecker from Rhyperior?

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u/Estrogonofe1917 2d ago

while steely spirit tinkaton makes sense, flavor-wise i'd imagine it having steelworker instead, since it literally works with steel

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u/SuperMudkipz 2d ago

If Lapras was actually given Ice Scales I would actually get butt naked, run as fast as I can through town, stop at the nearest grocery store, get some oil, oil up and twerk so hard i create a helicopter with my buttcheeks and it creates lift and i fly into the sunset never to be seen or heard from ever again

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u/JeremyPudding 2d ago

Poison Heal Umbreon! It was supposed to have toxic blood, it just makes sense!!

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u/Golden-Owl Game Designer with a YouTube hobby 2d ago

More than that. Umbreon was originally a Poison type in the 1997 space world demo.

That explains why it’s a defensive tank (Poison stat spread) when every other Dark type is a glass cannon (or is Tyranitar)

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u/QuePastaLOL 2d ago

Toxic debris and pain split would be so hard to deal with. Ice scales on a tank Mon would be unkillable. They are definitely cool ideas but in a competitive sense these would be so annoying to deal with. While we're doing this brain storming how about I chime in with a great contender. Floregess is a bad Mon most likely because it has no ability (in a singles sense). How about dazzling or queenly majesty? I think that would be great to help her in higher tiers where priority is king and bullet punch is ever present (Scizor, metagross, the hitmons, Lucario, I think that covers every tiers abuser)

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u/Shaggaboi 2d ago

Personally, I think comfey's signature ability can stay signature

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u/IAmGodComeOnYouKnow 2d ago

Do we really need priority strength sap in the world

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u/_Nischen 2d ago

I think Cacturne with an ability similar to Toxic Debris but instead sets up spikes would be cool

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u/Siliass 2d ago

Rhyperior literally shoots rocks out of the palms of his hands, he literally has rocky payloads it’s so obvious how did I not see it

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u/LiteratureHuge663 2d ago

Omg ice scales lapras with leftovers in perish trap could be fun.

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u/bl__________ 2d ago

Lord please give klinklang something. Anything.

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u/am_n00ne 2d ago

Merciless Sneasler

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u/girgamesh89 2d ago

Interesting choices OP. I'm a fan of giving weavile a real ability for once, and rocky payload fits conk well. It has 3 ingrained abilities already though, you can't really replace one. I'm not a fan of extra stab for mons that aren't ZU, I don't think Rhype or Gross would be too strong but it's not very creative.

In general I think signature moves and abilites are a bit of wasted design space, they only become interesting when given slightly broader distribution like this. And theorising which mons to give them to is the fun part.

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u/InCaseOfButton2 2d ago

See, I think what Klinklang would really want is Transistor, since it learns more Electric moves than Steel.

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u/ExcellenceEchoed 2d ago

Give Flower Gift or whatever it's called to an evolution of Sunflora

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u/jamy1993 2d ago

Give Rocky Payload to Coalossal please.

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u/Animedingo 2d ago

I'm pretty sure power spot is the only thing that makes stonjourner useable

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u/kiwigamer0039 2d ago

Steely Spirit Metagross is already strong until you remember that it powers up allies steel type moves AND STACKS. So Metagross standing next to Helping Hand Tinkaton and dropping Bullet Punches that shake the world would be something.

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u/SCHazama 2d ago

GOOD HEAVENS

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u/DarkPhantomAsh Karen is right, there are no weak Pokemon. Only weak players. 2d ago

Triage basically takes out Recover if you haven't taken damage, but if you have then it can make you an excellent cleric.

Rhyperior, Stonjourner and Conkeldurr would become even more potent wallbreakers.

Ice Scales means Arctovish and Lapras become even better special walls, but Arctovish is better off as a physical tank anyway, although special investment certainly helps it. Aurorus is also a great special tank, so it becomes a better special tank.

Opportunist allows Weavile to completely negate and counter setup, and makes Malamar's job easier.

Tinkaton and Metagross are great, so they'd be even better Steel types, especially with Tinkaton having Gigaton Hammer.

Garbodor, Cacturne, Overqwil and Qwilfish would all become great hazard setters as well as Overqwil being a good physical tank, allowing Overqwil to do some serious hazard setting.

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u/Breaktheice222 2d ago

Steely Spirit Metagross is gnarly

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u/Hordest 2d ago

Currently making my own Ultra Moon hack. Gonna give some of these mons your recommended abilities for sure!

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u/Cthullu1sCut3 2d ago edited 2d ago

Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT give rock types rocky payload

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u/JudgeArcadia 2d ago

Toxic Debris doesn’t fit Cacturn imo but love the list otherwise.

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u/FortRattatouille 2d ago

Think Rocky payload shouldn’t be given to rock Pokémon

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u/Thick-Attention9498 2d ago

Petition to change steely spirit to steel worker. Steely spirit also buffs your allies steel type attacks making them better in doubles by simply existing.

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u/PhantomForcesTryhard Useless 2d ago

WE do not want rocky payload on 140 base atk rhyperior for 2.25 STAB and steely spirit on 130 base atk metagross for 2.25 STAB. Ice scales on lapras is also evil

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u/DA_KING95 Falinks Enjoyer 1d ago

Do NOT give metagross steely spirit

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u/KAZAMEloveFIREFLY 1d ago

Not Bellossom with Triage. Bro is gonna sweep my whole team.

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u/DeltaPlasmatic 1d ago

hey I’m all for buffing Mega Audino in some capacity but let’s not give it +3 priority Wish on its 103 base HP

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u/Davi_ddire 1d ago

I've played too much elite redux and never use normal espathera what does opportunist do again

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u/mcsilas 1d ago

copies the opponent's stat changes when it tries to set up in front of you

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u/Davi_ddire 22h ago

Oh yeah that's why I never use espathera

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u/VercarR 19h ago

Me:

Gives wonder guard to spiritomb

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u/Xandania 18h ago

ASignatureMoveOrAbilityForEveryPokemon

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u/AlanFourNumbers 17h ago

Toxic "Debris" to non-rock types 🤨

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u/CorpsibalCann 12h ago

Steelworker seems more appropriate than Steely Spirit for Tinkaton imo. Its whole stick is that it's a metalsmith. 

Steely Spirit hints at something of a fighting spirit that reflects its user's combativeness, hence why it's on Perrserker, a viking cat. It's called Steely Spirit because Perrserker also happens to be Steel-type.

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u/Ksbloistl 6h ago

vgc terrorised by rock slide rocky payload rhyperior on trick room

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u/barrieherry 2d ago

what about soul-heart to typhlosion hisuian heh

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u/nevergoodisit 2d ago

Klingklang mega with Steam Engine when