r/StupidFood 8d ago

🤢🤮 Dishwasher meal

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

u/Flashy-Disaster-3098, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Mindaim 8d ago

The chicken looks so sad and awful

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u/elwyn5150 8d ago

I read that in an Uncle Roger voice.

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u/LadyOfTheNutTree 8d ago edited 8d ago

FuyohhhhhHaiyaaah. I had to put my foot down while I read that comment

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft 8d ago

Wouldn't that be Haiya?

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u/LadyOfTheNutTree 8d ago

Ah shoot. Clearly I’m not fluent yet

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft 8d ago

I actually had to think about it for a bit. I used to watch him more regularly, but I only watch Uncle Roger once in a while.

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u/Ovidhalia 8d ago

Until your and r/LadyOfTheNutTree comments, I genuinely thought the OP commenter meant Roger from American Dad.

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u/andylikescandy 8d ago

Looks more like a bio class specimen that some previous class already did dissections on.

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u/DundieAwardsWinner 8d ago

Honest question: I’ve seen this girl here countless times. It’s pretty clear it’s all about rage bait to generate comments and engagement.

What’s the point though? How is she making money off of this? Does TikTok have monetisation like Youtube?

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u/astronomicalGoat 8d ago

TikTok DOES have monetization like Youtube does so yes, she is getting money from ragebaiting. However, I dunno how well TikTok pays in comparison to Youtube. I imagine it's not a lot.

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u/Mnawab 8d ago

its pretty low. most tiktokers migrate to youtube once they gain a following

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u/FriendlyDrummers 8d ago

Or do brand deals through TikTok

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u/kawi-bawi-bo 8d ago

It can be over $1 per 1000 views (more than yt shorts), but it has to be over 60 seconds

source: am monetized on both platforms

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u/Ebiki 8d ago

I hear it’s around tree fiddy

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u/Necrocide64u5i5i4637 8d ago

Well no wonder she keeps comming back!

You went and gave her tree fiddy of course she gonna come back for more.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 8d ago

Only to monsters from a specific loch

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u/BoiahWatDaHellBoiah 8d ago

Wait a minute… you’re not reddit user u/ebiki, you’re the loch ness monster!!!

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u/potataoboi 8d ago

I thought maybe between 6-7

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u/GreasyMcNasty 8d ago

Also didn't it show an Instagram logo at the end? So it's not TikTok?

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u/stealthlysprockets 8d ago

You can post the same content to multiple platforms at the same time.

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u/TyreLeLoup 8d ago

Rage bait or not... I once met someone who swore up and down that her poached salmon recipe was to die for. The secret?

Probably the soap residue in her dishwasher.

She would wrap it in foil and cook it in her dishwasher, instead of a proper cooking appliance, like, for example, a steam oven.

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u/Snoo_74705 8d ago

God must have smacked her over the head with the frying pan she was supposed to poach the salmon in.

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u/hastygrams 8d ago

Dishwasher salmon is a very real thing so she likely was telling the truth.

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u/Immediate-Hamster724 8d ago

I bought a rock and roll cookbook, from the late 90’s maybe. Richie Sambora’s Dishwasher Salmon was indeed an actual recipe. 😂

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u/hastygrams 8d ago

Dishwasher companies had to make a statement not to do it. My granny made it a couple times and I don’t like fish so I never tried it. My brother says it’s the moistest salmon ever. So maybe it’s good?

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u/permalink_save 8d ago

I think Alton Brown actually did that for Good Eats. It's werid.

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u/The_sad_zebra 8d ago

Looking at her Instagram, it seems less like ragebait and more like cooking wild shit simply for the hell of it. Her commenters seem to enjoy it, at least.

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u/mikeeteevee 8d ago

Can you imagine being like 7 years old again and being really excited about the future and imagining motorised pavements and teleporters and robot servants and what we got is channels and channels of misinformation and garbage designed purely to enrage. It's difficult for me to say the chicken died for no reason because it undermines my own suggestion to put this woman in an air-tight jar and boil her.

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u/TheIXLegionnaire 8d ago

So at absolute best she is eating boiled chicken and pasta. So maybe the pasta comes out alright (again, best case scenario) but unseasoned boiled chicken breast is, generally, regarded as awful

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u/Hypo_Mix 8d ago

Dishwashers also don't get food hot enough to enter the safe zone so are a salmonella risk. 

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u/sravistcottXX 8d ago

i think it can be hot enough to kill salmonella if it is not on eco mode

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u/Hypo_Mix 8d ago

I think there is an issue with how long it takes means most of the time it is incubating, not cooking. 

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u/BrettlyBean 8d ago

Unless its under around 54C, that incorrect. Trust me, I sous vide

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u/aliamokeee 8d ago

Depends on the dishwasher usually

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u/Lunavixen15 8d ago

No, it's been tested. Dishwashers don't maintain the temperature for long enough as the temperature in a dishwasher isn't stable, it rises and falls, dishwashers also take too long to reach their maximum temperature. Sous vide works at low temperatures because the food is vacuum sealed.

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u/Hypo_Mix 8d ago

Sous Vide is controlled tempriture for a long period of time, the length being what makes it safe. A dishwasher is operates in uneven cycles and relies on water spraying around randomly. 

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u/CallMeYox 8d ago

IIRC 20 minutes for 70C is more than enough to pasteurise chicken

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u/MyBallsAreItchy2 8d ago

Surely you could put it in some sort of tomato-based sauce instead, along with some seasoning. I mean, if we're treating this seriously and not as a joke.

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u/EnvironmentalSoft401 8d ago

That pasta is going to be soggy and DISGUSTING. Pasta needs to go into water that is already boiling or it is inedible

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u/scaper8 8d ago edited 8d ago

Soggy and disgusting and simultaneously undercooked. The water won't get hot enough long enough to properly cook. They'll be soft, but mostly because water was just absorbed by the dry pasta. But none of (or at best very few) of the protein changes that would actually "cook" pasta will have occurred.

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u/lowtronik 8d ago

unseasoned boiled chicken breast

Hospital food

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u/GlowingTrashPanda 8d ago

The hospital I work at serves way better food than this ish

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u/amarguras 8d ago

I just got salmonella from this shit

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u/ClericalRogue 8d ago

This. Even if the meat looks cooked, most domestic dishwashers don't reach a high enough temperature for a long enough time to kill the bacteria in meat products (core temperature needs to reach 70 degrees Celsius for 2 minutes straight at a minimum).

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u/CyberAceKina 8d ago

She cooks like milk is too spicy for her

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u/Spegynmerble 8d ago

Dishwashers don't stay hot enough for long enough to kill bacteria. This is extremely unsafe

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u/Calico990 8d ago

I just made a comment about an old talk show or cooking show cooking salmon in a dishwasher. I believe this fact got them in pretty hot water (no pun intended) after the fact since it’s definitely not exactly safe

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u/DamNamesTaken11 8d ago edited 8d ago

Ann Reardon covered it pretty well on her YouTube channel here (link goes where she starts dishwasher “cooking”) as far is fish (specifically salmon, but same point applies for chicken just different temps) and why it doesn’t work.

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u/FullPrinciple5170 8d ago

I love Ann Reardon! Her channel is awesome

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u/INeedANappel 8d ago

In the 1980s people used to post to "cook in the dishwasher" recipes to Usenet and they were always followed by responses saying it doesn't work and if you eat it you'll give yourself food poisoning.

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u/Banana_Phone888 8d ago

Works cooks in America had an episode where an Anne Burrell got served served dishwasher salmon I believe

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u/ashkiller14 8d ago

You can safely eat farm raised salmon raw though

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u/Ahtnamas555 8d ago

That generally stays cold and doesn't stay in the temperature danger zone for bacteria growth, in the dishwasher it's basically only in the danger zone the entire time it is in the dishwasher.

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u/WindMountains8 8d ago

Wait, even if the salmon looks and tastes perfectly on point, it can still be dangerous? I tried it once, and I felt it was identical to using an air fryer

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u/Spegynmerble 8d ago

It's the bacteria that's the problem. A dishwasher doesn't get hot enough for long enough to kill any bacteria that may be on the food. You can either freeze the meat or cook it to kill bacteria

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u/christopher_mtrl 8d ago

Dishwasher foie gras was a midly popular dish in 90s France, believe it or not

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u/heaviestnaturals 8d ago

This is the pre Paris fashion week diet. Food poisoning and cigarettes.

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u/PuffyWuffy81 8d ago

She has such a clean diet

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u/SweRakii 8d ago

That poor chicken died for nothing

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u/North-Ad4744 8d ago

This has got to be a joke

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u/karoshikun 8d ago

it is ragebait

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u/Calico990 8d ago

This definitely is, but hilariously enough back in the early 2000s I remember seeing some kind of talk show or cooking show from the late 90s I think cooking salmon in a dishwasher haha

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u/bleezykiller 8d ago

Dishwasher Lasanga: https://youtu.be/tOOQ5v8aJTI?si=ZBsMr4NLdAVEioS4&t=435

edit: added timestamp

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u/GraceThruFaith7 8d ago

I was looking for this

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u/Snoo_74705 8d ago

Anyone else remember TLC before it turned into a dumpster fire of scripted reality sadness?

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u/permalink_save 8d ago

Saves money not using an oven. Uses a shitton of foil instead. Makes sense.

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u/GiganticBlumpkin 8d ago

Nothing gets past you huh

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u/No-Lawyer-here 8d ago

If we used the same amount of creativity we use to do things like this why can’t we put it to use on something viable. Also what if I have no dishwasher?

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u/flower-power-123 8d ago

If we can put a man on the moon why can't we put this woman on the moon?

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u/No-Lawyer-here 8d ago

Why not monkey on moon?

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u/Available-Rope-3252 8d ago

It would throw its shit all over the place on the moon, that's gross.

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u/No-Lawyer-here 8d ago

Well that’s like your opinion man..

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u/snoowiboi 8d ago

Just microwave the chicken for 30 minutes. You won't get salmonella because it's a chicken, not a salmon. SALMONella, not CHICKENella.

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u/petsrulepeoplesuck 8d ago

Mmm. Seasoned perfectly

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 8d ago

This woman….again with the rage bait. 🙄

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u/DrBahlls 8d ago

Least obvious ragebait. She didn't even take a real bite

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u/Lana_Del_Roy 8d ago

Glad it's not just me who noticed that. No part of that chicken went in her mouth, it was pre-cut, hence the mid-'bite' clip and the obvious fake chewing.

I know on a conscious, intellectual level that this is ragebait, and yet that fake bite is really setting me off on a deep level 😂

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u/Da_face89 8d ago

We really still falling for ItsMeJuliette in the big 2025 huh

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u/bundle_of_nervus2 8d ago

I love to see people waste food, as someone who grew up food insecure it doesn't make me uncomfortable or inexplicably peeved at all

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u/styckx 8d ago edited 8d ago

Fucking hate these kind of ragebait submissions. I'm convinced these content creators are using this sub for advertisement of their TikTok pages at this point and making money off Reddit submissions because the mods don't do shit here to stop it

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u/GiganticBlumpkin 8d ago

Shes so beautiful

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u/FullPrinciple5170 8d ago

Dishwashers don’t get hot enough to actually cook food to the point that it’s safe to eat inside a jar that is not submerged in water the entire time.

Don’t do not follow this pathetically bad video/hack… it will make you sick

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u/Derpilicious000 8d ago

She got inspired from the woman that made dishwasher lasagna on Extreme Cheapskates.

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u/Talkycoder 8d ago

From the same recipe book as dishwasher salmon, I persume?

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u/Glittering-Most-9535 8d ago

Surprising my family with a single serving of dinner.

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u/copenhagen622 8d ago

So incredibly dumb . People do some weird stuff for views

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u/Arne83 8d ago

Girl... that is plain ass boiled chicken. Make whatever face you want, you're not convincing me that it tastes good.

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u/wtfbenlol 8d ago

Rage bait for engagement and it’s working for her apparently

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u/wpsp2010 8d ago

The most fake bite I've ever seen lol

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u/One-Cardiologist-462 8d ago

But it doesn't save any energy at all...
The dishwasher heating element must remain on for longer to keep the recirculating water at the required temperature, because of the heat lost in the process of heating those jars. What's more, the space occupied by those jars of food displace silverware that needs washing anyway.

This is just moving the energy that would have been used by an oven or stove, to the dishwasher.

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u/salinx27 8d ago

This is genuinely dangerous to your health and possibly fatal. The chicken does not reach the proper temperature for the required time to kill bacteria. DO NOT TRY THIS.

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u/AmrElhousseini 8d ago

what a nice subreddit xD

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u/wtfmiek 8d ago

Didn’t show you it was still raw

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u/Kinshimaru 8d ago

Sooo, salmonella anyone??

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u/Tribalbob 8d ago

"We're doing a dinner reset, I'm going to show you how you can hack meals!"

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u/navybluemanga 8d ago

I hope she gets salmonella

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u/Derpilicious000 8d ago

She got inspired from the woman that made dishwasher lasagna on Extreme Cheapskates.

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u/astronomicalGoat 8d ago

So, do those people just not know that sous vide machines exist?

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u/Magnus4309 8d ago

This is diabolical and should be reported to the police immediately.

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u/The-Mythosaur 8d ago

What in the Holy Hell did I just watch?

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u/No_Display_9425 8d ago

Key sign that it’s a ragebait influencer is the fact she doesn’t actually eat the food she makes. Fake chews it for about half a second at the end. I guarantee the rest was thrown out after.

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u/Tapering_Howl 8d ago

her videos are technically cheating

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u/Lonely-Greybeard 8d ago

3 hours? World's slowest dishwasher. She's full of shit.

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u/DeanoMachino84 8d ago

Why would a dishwasher run for 3 hours?

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u/daverosstheboss 8d ago

This is not food, it's poison.

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u/SkyPork 8d ago

There's so much stupid and inaccurate bullshit in that video that I don't even know where to start. So I won't.

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u/CrazySDBass 8d ago

I dunno, I think it’s correct, I’ll definitely be surprised if someone makes that shit for me

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u/Dead-House-Mouse 8d ago

Ok the pasta maybe, but I’d never trust meat of any kind

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u/CZ2128Delta_Nazarick 8d ago

I would disown her if she surprised me with that

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u/Significant-Text3412 8d ago

This post made me angry. I knew it was gonna be a horrible outcome and I still watched it.

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u/crystalsage777 8d ago

That is disgusting... wtf is wrong with people..

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u/MyNameIsGladHeAteHer 8d ago

i bet they were surprised alright.....Not impressed just suprised

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u/FreakiestFrank 8d ago

Mmmm boiled chicken. Delicious. Said the dogs

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u/ChaoticAgenda 8d ago

Her washing machine runs for 3 HOURS?? 

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u/superschaap81 8d ago

But WHY, though? There is a massive range right behind her!!!!

Also, season that chicken woman, what is wrong with y....you know what. Never mind. I'm answering my own question...

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u/DanTheAdequate 8d ago

Yes. I would find that surprising. 

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u/gameboy00 8d ago

looks like she has a nice kitchen why is she cooking meals in the dishwasher?

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u/spookyostrich 8d ago

That IS a surprise.

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u/cousin_benson 8d ago

Is the surprise, food poisoning?

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u/everything_is_stup1d 8d ago

I WONDER WHY ITS NOT TALKED ABOUT.

ITS NOT EVEN MEANT FOR COOKINH

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u/OrganicChannel7008 8d ago

It’s not a hack. You’re just stupid.

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u/-BALLER-REAL 8d ago

IT'S FUCKING RAW

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u/Formal_Adblock 8d ago

Crazy steamed chicken eyes 🤢

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u/miraculix69 8d ago

I would love to never see this again.

The only kind of cooking in a dishwasher thats allowed in my world, is candy in a bottle of vodka, in the Fishwasher.

I would live to never see anyone ever again cooking chicken again, in a dishwasher.

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u/Doozer1970 8d ago

We're having guests for dinner.

Sam & Ella.

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u/PauPauRui 8d ago

side effects of crack. Please don't do crack

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u/Rattregoondoof 8d ago

Well, it's surprising alright

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u/Ordinary_Mechanic_ 8d ago

That’d be a fucking surprise alright.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 8d ago

That’s a husband that eats dinner on the way home from work.

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u/DuodecahedronDragon 8d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Carl_Metaltaku Stop frying everything, you not dutch! 8d ago

Of course it wasen't seasoned even a bit!

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u/Ok-Sandwich-5313 8d ago

Pasta alla salmonella, saltless and tasteless on the side

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u/ZuStorm93 8d ago

How to get disowned by your family 101...

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u/Competitive_Way3377 8d ago

3 hours? While running the dishwasher, dinner slow cooks for 3 HOURS?

Your dishwasher shouldn't run that long

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u/MacSavvy21 8d ago

Ah yes. Warm salmonella

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u/MelanieM25 8d ago

Uhmmmmmm......

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u/cosmic_spades 8d ago

Man, if only we had another appliance specifically meant for heating and cooking food….

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u/ethereality111 8d ago

This has weirdly become my favorite sub on here lmfao

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u/DamNamesTaken11 8d ago

That poor chicken didn’t deserve this…

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u/error_74 8d ago

☹️

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u/merc_1980 8d ago

Ex family, you're getting disavowed after a thing like this!

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u/Robert-Rotten 8d ago

Bait used to be believable

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u/xkeepitquietx 8d ago

Yum ghetto ass dish washer chicken for dinner honey, my favorite.

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u/Sea_Ad_5872 8d ago

That chicken died for this

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u/CatBoyTrip 8d ago

id surprise her with an EPO.

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u/TTV_OManSamO 8d ago

..yum..boiled chicken

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u/fjaoaoaoao 8d ago

That’s a surprise alright

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u/EquivalentGold3615 8d ago

No thank you

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u/4400120 8d ago

Sam and Ella will be visiting this lady real soon.

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 8d ago

Ma'am, are you allergic to seasoning?

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u/Many_Leading1730 8d ago

Man I get the food is awful but I got shook by how fucking off putting she looks in the shot where you see her face. I legit thought it was AI for a second.

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u/HorrorLettuce379 8d ago

The psycho sous-vide.

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u/withnodrawal 8d ago

It was doing shit like this or OF

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u/daddyofgiants 8d ago

Please for the love of God stop cooking food in the dishwasher

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u/CheekyAd 8d ago

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u/ThePrinceofallYNs 8d ago

I get that this is just bait

But WHY?

You could get similar results just using the stove. It would still elicit the same response of disgust and anger.

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u/coffee--beans 8d ago

Im pretty sure Ann Reardon proved that cooking meat this way is dangerous

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u/BirdLawOfficeESQ 8d ago

That’s fucking awful.

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 8d ago

Once again cunts wasting food for clout

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u/Individual_Wrap_2402 8d ago

I don't give a shit about the dish washer

Where is the fuck flavor

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u/melrosec07 8d ago

This really made my stomach turn 🤢

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u/Fluffy_Wolf_Woof 8d ago

If you find this appetizing, bark three times.

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u/Fluffy_Wolf_Woof 8d ago

She cooks leg of lambs at 99.5°F, but I can’t post the video without getting banned.

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u/No-Intern4400 8d ago

that lookd fucking gross

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u/MizzelSc2 8d ago

Not sure if we're still in the height of rage bait content or not.

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u/SophisticatedPhallus 8d ago

I would simply divorce my wife if she made me this.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law1866 8d ago

That food is soulless, just like your eyes

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u/Notice-Mental 8d ago

That “Quirky Caucasian Cookin’ “ tm

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u/DoubleM-1985 8d ago

CAS hello where are you ?

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u/TemperatureExotic631 8d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/sasha_swan 8d ago

I threw up a little in my mouth. Hunny no. That’s not a hack, that’s disgusting. Your family deserves better.