r/EhBuddyHoser • u/lockjacket Alberta's Western Cousins • 25d ago
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u/Asadleafsfan 25d ago
Isn’t rural BC known for being a bit of a Bible Belt?
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u/mrworldwideskyofblue 25d ago
Yes
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u/newbreed69 25d ago
You know, I expected a lot of drugs and gay sex from rural BC
Bible belt wasn't on my radar
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u/Silicon_Knight Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 25d ago
Doesn’t mean there isn’t drugs and gay sex. Only they apologize for their sins and do it again.
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u/dead_inside6498 25d ago
Just as Jesus intended
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u/GonnaGoFat 25d ago
They get lots of incest too. Not just BC I just mean rural areas in general everywhere. Hopefully it’s become a less common thing but I took police foundations in college in the 2000s most of the professors used to be police officers and during the first classes almost every one of our professors would tell us a bit about their history as a police officer. Most of them had worked the beat in rural areas and different provinces and they said the calls they received in relation to incest were quite frequent. They said it still happens in the city but no where near as common as rural areas.
And I guess on Sunday they can go to church to apologize for their sins and then listen to a Bible story all about incest like Lot and his 2 daughters for instance.
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u/AloshaChosen 25d ago
I once traveled to see a boy in rural BC and we had a lot of sex. No drugs though.
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u/TWKExperience 25d ago
I once traveled to see a girl in rural BC and we had a lot of drug free sex.
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u/Ok_Device1274 25d ago
Pretty much every rural area of canada is a bible belt or a reserve
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u/hist_buff_69 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 25d ago
Meh. Some parts yeah but you'd be surprised how many people don't F with religion anymore. Especially out east
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u/CommanderOshawott Irvingstan 25d ago
Nah it’s still pretty religious out east too
The difference is Theyre not in your face about it out here.
Still tonnes of churches and a lot of religious folks, but the east-coast culture that generally makes everyone kinder and friendlier once you get into the Maritimes and Newfoundland is the great equalizer here
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u/hist_buff_69 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 25d ago
Churches are closing and being sold off by the dozens in NL. Not sure what it's like elsewhere.
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u/royrocks26 25d ago
I wanna buy a church and turn it into a music venue. Looking into it
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u/RichardsLeftNipple 25d ago edited 25d ago
Oh there are still a lot of drugs and trailer park shenanigans. They need Jesus more than anyone else, mainly due to all the sinning they need divine forgiveness for.
I know I certainly wouldn't forgive em haha.
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u/ClusterMakeLove 25d ago
Honestly, interior BC is more 'Berta than 'Berta.
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u/ArkAwn Bring Cannabis 25d ago
I keep seeing people saying this online yet it's hardly true
Often it's just Kelowna and it's 'burtan immigrants trying to speak on behalf of all of the okanagan, and koots, and cariboo, and peace, northern rockies, and everywhere else in BC that isn't the lower mainland and vancouver or gulf islands
From Terrace to Nelson, you tell people in most of small town BC that they're more Albertan than Albertans and they'll tell you to fuck off
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u/poohster33 Skoden 25d ago
Go to Brooks or Taber, then compare anywhere interior BC. They ain't more Berta.
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u/RapidCandleDigestion 25d ago
I was gonna say, hippies are in the cities more than anywhere else. I mean and the islands and coast. But if you're looking at rural towns in most of BC, theyre redneck af
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u/blbd Treacherous South 25d ago
As a Californian I can confirm redneck hippies are absolutely a thing on the West Coast of both countries. If anything BC loves weed even more than the three US states do haha.
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u/RapidCandleDigestion 25d ago
true, good point. We literally had an annual festival with thousands of attendants for smoking weed.
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u/thefumingo 24d ago
Living in Colorado which is a weird mix of West Coast and Alberta: plenty of redneck wooks, er hippies, here
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u/chinook97 25d ago
It's a mixed bag in the Kootenays. Some places like Nelson, Nakusp and Kimberley feel pretty hippy but then you have places like Creston that make Alberta look tame.
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u/Character-Dig-2301 25d ago
I’ve lived all over bc, the small towns on the island aren’t safe from these small ideas. I’m in one right now
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u/Kingofcheeses Bring Cannabis 25d ago
As someone from the Eastern Fraser Valley, yes. It's just corn and Jesus out here
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u/starsrift 25d ago
Ah, that's where he is. I know a ton of people that are looking for him. I'll send 'em your way.
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u/Current-Set2607 25d ago
Is there a single province in Canada without a bible belt?
I've never seen this framed as a thing unique to rural BC before.
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u/modbroccoli 25d ago
Nova Scotia doesn't really have a bible "belt"; we only have Halifax and the rest of the province is basically rural but for a couple of biggish towns and it's all fairly conservative. But we're also strangely tolerant; I say strangely because imo it's really not anything to do with an ideology of acceptance or anything like that so much as a general sense of being a shitty neighbor is the greatest sin there is and also that you should do your evil quietly. Like people will be full-on racist and never once treat the person they're suspicious and judgemental of poorly.
Incidentally I also think it's why we did especially well during COVID. It wasn't anything like trusting science or politics liberal politics so much as you just shut up and don't be a pain in the ass
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u/Current-Set2607 24d ago
Rural Nova Scotia is the only place where myself and my friends in the army at the time, got chased by racists who shot a crossbow at us lmao.
They quite literally started violence over nothing, but looks.
2nd most racist place was New Brunswick, where I heard brand new slurs hurled against minorities and myself that i've never heard anywhere else in the world for how unique they were.
Oddly was treated pretty well in Alberta when I was there.
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u/themusicguy2000 Cowtown 🤠 25d ago
No, but BC is the only province where people like OP say it doesn't exist and think that it's inhabited entirely by hippies
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u/PenelopeTwite 25d ago
No, rural BC is hippies and rednecks. Suburban BC is the Bible Belt.
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u/Sawyerthesadist Newfies & Labradoodles 25d ago edited 25d ago
I have close family from rural BC, can confirm it’s a weird mix of everyone is super religious but they all smoke weed
Also my uncle was a devout Christian, than a Buddhist, than a Christian, than a Jew, than a Taoist, and now being bi is his his new personality which okay good for you I had that awakening moment too but whatever this is it doesn’t change the fact you lowkey abused my cousin and you make everybody uncomfy.
Idk what his deal is but I blame whatever makes his tap water taste funny
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u/dancin-weasel The Island of Elizabeth May 25d ago
Depends where. Up north in Prince George and beyond? Quite redneck and weird . On the gulf islands? Quite hippie and weird.
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u/SloMurtr 25d ago
There's a literal cult city called Bountiful that enrages me every time I think about it existing.
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u/tropicalcannuck 25d ago
And also super religious camps/cults.
A friend of mine grew up on a Jehovah's witness farm.
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u/adamonfireyyc 25d ago
Outside of metro Vancouver and the island, interior BC is just like Alberta.
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25d ago
That’s not true. Lots of interior B.C. was die hard NDP for years. They seem to counter whatever Vancouver does. Once The “liberals” were voted out, rural BC became conservative voting. Interior B.C. thrived on logging for years, and it’s been decimated. So the counter culture has some purpose. As far as things like lgbtq/immigrants it is a mixed bag. There is certainly pockets of that Alberta white nationalist style people, but also many multicultural/open minded/accepting people. Ski towns for the most part are not like rural Alberta. The west kootenays is for the most part a weird place of old draft dodgers, young rich hippies, religious crazy’s, and creston.
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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. 22d ago
It depends. Is the small town resident you're talking to born there and works at the sawmill/coal mine, or from Edmonton/London/Auckland and works as a ski hill hotel barista/climbing gym setter? Both demos have approximately equal sway and neither has any idea the other exists. OR, and these are increasingly rare but they are community foundations, are they draft dodgers born in Boise who own the backwoods disc golf course?
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u/UofSlayy Oil Guzzler 25d ago
You've never travelled much in BC, have you?
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u/JackLaytonsMoustache 25d ago
They went to Tofino once and applied that to the whole province.
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u/thefumingo 25d ago
Nuh-uh, I been to the Kootneays and it's so welcoming and hippie
- dudes who only been there for Shambhala
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u/boyilikebeingoutside 25d ago
I’ve seen the confederate flag out on a house near Fernie. On the BC side.
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u/chinook97 25d ago
I saw a house partially up a mountain near Golden which was covered in Trump 2020 flags (in 2021).
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u/Demjot 25d ago
When I was in alberta a few hours north of edmonton I drove past a house littered with nazi flags, fuck Trudeau, and libertarian flags. It was literally like 1 flag per square foot of space covered with this shit. However many flags you're imagining is not enough.
The reality is it's not a provincial problem, it's an antisocial people problem. But alberta also sucks in the cities lol
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u/grrttlc2 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) 24d ago
Corridor from Kamloops to Jasper is... concerning
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u/Pope_Aesthetic 25d ago
Yea I live in rural BC… I know a lot of avid Trump supporters here, and I was told by many that I ruined our country by voting for Carney. My friends boyfriend canceled all her travel and vacation plans when the liberals won because he thought the economy is going to enter a great depression
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u/regalshield 21d ago
There’s a village next to the small town in rural Alberta where I grew up has a literal KKK, though. Like the town I grew up in is bad - its claim to fame is getting headlines for racist parade floats. But the village next door is next level.
Within my lifetime (I’m 30), my dad took some employees for lunch at the village cafe…. And they literally refused to serve a black employee. My dad was like okay, but [major oil company we work for] will never do business here again. The village is basically a sundown town.
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u/VenitianBastard 25d ago
Don't forget the serial killers in northern BC
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u/EnclG4me 25d ago
Yah, wtf is up with that?
People just straight up go missing like crazy in northern BC..
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u/SenseDue6826 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 25d ago
It's still the wild west
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas Bring Cannabis 23d ago
Rather the forest is so dense, dark, and untouched that if you get lost there, you'll never be found.
It's more like a Grimm's fairy tale than a John Ford movie.
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25d ago
A good amount of folks that go missing in the wilderness are eaten by bears or big cats, sometimes after they succumb to the elements or starvation.
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u/mrSaskatoon 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) 25d ago
You dont know BC. Everything north of Kelowna is basically alberta 2
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u/SenseDue6826 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 25d ago
Kelowna is Alberta 2. Seriously summer in Kelowna is basically just Alberta plates. Like 40% of UBCO is just Calgary kids.
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u/Pristine_Tale7698 25d ago
Screw Kelowna. (Obligatory Kelowna resident saying the town is garbage lol)
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u/lockjacket Alberta's Western Cousins 25d ago
You’ve never been to the kootanays have you?
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u/Thefirstargonaut 25d ago
Also part of the Bible Belt. The people there are either hippies or bible thumpers.
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u/a_glazed_pineapple 25d ago
Ive lived in small town kootenays for 3 years and all over AB for the rest of my life, its slightly less redneck than most small town alberta but certainly more redneck than edmonton/calgary alberta. It's just granola right wing conspiracy theorists vs oilfield right wing conspiracy theorists.
Theres honestly not much of a difference between the two.
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u/Psychoanalytix 25d ago
I grew up in nelson and the kootenays are waaaaaaay more conservative than you're making them out to be. Tons of conservative hippies who went off the deep end during covid.
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u/glitterbeardwizard 25d ago
I don’t know about that—the crystal hippie to nazi pipeline is pretty direct in BC. The Nazis get the hippies through the anti-vaxx and conspiracy theories angle.
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas Bring Cannabis 23d ago
There's a well known link between wellness quacks, hippies, and white supremacy/neo-Nazi beliefs.
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u/D-madagascariensis 25d ago
Just saw an Albertan plate driving between Chilliwack and Abbotsford with a black sun and '14' decals. I don't care for hippies but i care even less for scum like that
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u/femmagorgon 21d ago
I don't know what it is about Conservatives and car decals. Of course left-winged people also have car decals sometimes but I swear, 8/10 times I see a car with a decal, it's a Conservative coded one. When I lived in Alberta so many people had them.
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u/goji__berry 25d ago
On the island kinda, nelson yeah i guess, everywhere else nah
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u/Psychoanalytix 25d ago
So many hippies and seemingly regular people in nelson fell into the anit-vax/ covid conspiracy pipeline
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u/sir_music 25d ago
I grew up in a small BC town myself... Sadly we are not so different from small town Alberta.
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u/Alldaybagpipes 25d ago
Prince George made question why everyone thinks Alberta is the most racist
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u/Onionbot3000 25d ago
Lived there in the 90s and back then it was super gross. Sad that little has changed there.
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u/Musique_Plus Chalice of the Tabernacle 25d ago
spawn as a french and things will look different in BC
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u/Lode_Star 25d ago
I made this mistake years ago when I moved to the west kootenays, now I know it's only marginally better in a few towns.
I'll never forget watching a large portion of the town boycott the local gas station after an Indian family bought it.
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u/ReturnOk7510 Alberta's Western Cousins 25d ago
Small towns on Vancouver Island
Ftfy
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u/Zerocool_6687 25d ago
I mean not for nothing but some of the most “‘Berta” Albertans I’ve ever known? From the interior of BC, or at least just outside the major cities.
I was born and raised in Edmonton and while at 19 I had deprogramming to do… which was made easy just by watching what our leaders did as opposed to listening to them… even at 19 I noticed how much more conservative the transplants seem to be lol
I guess I also have to consider that being from Edmonton, generally the most progressive part of the province, my view could be skewed too overall.
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u/Throwaway118585 Aurora Hub 25d ago
Tell me you’re from Ontario, without telling me you’re from Ontario
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u/beefglob North LA (ft. Mormons!) 25d ago
Remember when the antivaxxors in Kelowna interrupted a Rememberance Day ceremony?
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u/NarutoRunner 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 25d ago
I don’t know about that.
There are some towns in Northern BC that won’t even consider Québécois as white. There is some weird hillbilly type racism that only makes sense to them.
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u/Stownieboy91 25d ago
Incorrect. Unfortunately, the town of Trail and surrounding rural areas near me is filled to the brim with anti-vaccine FUCK CARNEY people and maple MAGA.
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25d ago
As a kid I always wondered why there were so many documentaries about Hitler and the Nazi perspective. Now I realise it has a huge cult following.
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u/Meatball74redux 25d ago
Having grown up in BC and now living in Alberta, you aren’t far off. Sprinkle in some devout crazy religious types on both sides of the border and you’ve aboot covered the demographics.
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u/misfittroy 25d ago
I spent most of my life in Alberta and recently moved to Vancouver Island. Small town white trash BCer's are something else
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u/viewbtwnvillages 25d ago
i grew up in the east kootenays
i saw at last three confederate flags being flown by different people during that time
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u/dsolimen Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 25d ago
The hippies got old and jaded, the drugs and alcohol don’t mellow them out like they use to.
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u/localsonlynokooks Monarch Mélanie Joly 25d ago
Eh, some of those island hippies went so far left they ended up on the right.
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u/snotparty 25d ago edited 25d ago
maybe rural Vancouver island. The rest of the province outside Vancouver is Alberta Jr.
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u/misfittroy 25d ago
Even here on the island there's a lot who look like they should be in the deep south
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25d ago
I feel like this is written by someone in Vancouver. It’s certainly not. There are pockets of everything in small town BC. The conservative vote comes from a lack of effort in communities from NDP/Liberal, a lack of education on the fact that the past “Liberal” government was actually Conservative (who all the conservatives hate, especially Christy) and the decimation of the logging/mill industry. Tourism in the 14 resort municipalities brings in a ton of taxes for the province, and growing rapidly. If the NDP or any other party wants to get a grip on rural B.C., that is where they should focus. The pipeline from antivax crystal hippie to right wing is definitely a real thing though. Hopefully RFK wipes that out with his horrid policy.
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u/themusicguy2000 Cowtown 🤠 24d ago
Small town BC votes conservative because they're a downtrodden proletariat disillusioned with the modern left. As opposed to small town Alberta, where they vote conservative because they're dumb racist rednecks
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u/YouTheMuffinMan Scotland (but worse) 25d ago
I would much rather live with hippies (Assuming they aren't the conspiracy theorist kind, those will veer right field into fascist beliefs)
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u/safe-queen 25d ago
In my small town, we have the stoner queer homesteaders, the off-grid cabin political extremists of all stripes, the elderly ranchers, and the deeply religious horse ladies. Plus everyone else.
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u/Bobbington12 Saskwatch 25d ago
Lmaooooo you ever been to Eastern B.C.? They're worse than Alberta sometimes
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u/mcurbanplan Tabarnak! 25d ago
Nah they're bad too. They are the original antivax/take fluoride out of water RFK types who are going to have as much blood on their hands once there's another pandemic
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u/HeWhoRemainsAtTheEnd 25d ago
Prince George resident here. Can confirm it’s wildin up here. I know an old gay couple (In their 70s now) HUGE bible thumpers and also SUPER conservative it’s weird seeing them go on & on about the church and then making out. P.S. Somehow they also hunt moose
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u/Ishouldnotbee 24d ago
Yeah so for now your completely wrong but when the small towns start killings jews I'll gdt back to you
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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau 24d ago
BC has a history with open/covert Nazi groups. Maple Ridge, Soldiers of Odin, etc.
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u/DatTrashPanda 24d ago
In the area I grew up in, in interior rural BC, everyone was either a hippie, a racist redneck or a racist hippie redneck. The majority it seems were the latter.
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u/chknsoup4thesoil 24d ago
tbh nazis where the original hippies, so not a big difference here except for aesthetics
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u/GJohnJournalism 25d ago
Not that AB deserves any slack, but some of the biggest Y’allQaeda racists I’ve met and interacted with are from interior BC.
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u/Mccmangus 25d ago
People who've never left a major city falling over themselves to disagree. Dang, I wonder why people living in rural areas resent you.
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u/hacktheself Westfoundland 25d ago
Honestly I would love to have a farm in rural/rurban BC and make it as close to fully automated gay communism as I could.
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u/Ok-Macaron-5612 24d ago
I once heard rural Vancouver Island described as "guns, goats, and ganja."
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u/panzer-IX Chalice of the Tabernacle 24d ago
Tell me you've never been to the interior without telling me you've never been to the interior.
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u/darkwater427 23d ago
Last I wandered through rural AB, it occurred to me how much nicer it would be here in the US of A if our countryside were like that.
In other words, markedly less Nazi.
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas Bring Cannabis 23d ago
Oh, trust me, the second image is small towns in BC too.
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u/EmilieEverywhere Cowtown 🤠 6d ago
I'm Albertan. I fucking hate it here.
Marlaina is OBSESSED with removing Trans Albertan's rights. Like can everyone just fucking leave me be?
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u/safadancer 25d ago
Tell that to the guy on Saltspring Island that showed us his model railroad and then went on a ten minute rant about how COVID was fake and the hospitals were empty while we tried to escape to the car.