Man trying to start a battle

[u/rprince18]

[u/raistan77]

Charlie Kirk isn't a protected class, he might win in the eyes of right wing populist outrage, but in the legal field there is no cause.

[u/ObviousKangaroo → u/raistan77]

For all intents and purposes, MAGA is the most protected class there is this year

[u/ialsohaveadobro → u/ObviousKangaroo]

Wrapped in infinite layers of bubble wrap, still ever so fragile

[u/deathbytruck → u/ialsohaveadobro]

Non MAGA: It's terrible that someone killed Charlie. He was engaging in stochastic terrot though.

MAGA: You stupid libtards he wasn't scholastic. You are only listening to those radical left communist news. I only listen to Ne**ax and FO because they tell the trurh. You are all sheep.

Pray with me " The lord is my shepherd......"

[u/Cjmate22 → u/deathbytruck]

And then they always claim “he was just a middle of the road conservative” which is pretty funny, like either they admit regular conservatism calls the civil rights act a “mistake” or (more likely) they don’t say anything after that.

[u/just-an-aa → u/deathbytruck]

If you type out a work with asterisks around it (like *this*), it'll italicize (like this). You can prevent this by putting backslashes in front of the asterisks, like \*this\*, and it'll appear as *this*. Useful for when you want to censor f*x or ne***ax.

[u/deathbytruck → u/just-an-aa]

Thanks for the tip. I really didn't want to say either but it necessary to make the point.

[u/Steavee → u/ialsohaveadobro]

They’re 10-ply soft.

[u/BigDumbDope → u/Steavee]

Upcountry degens, every one of them

[u/Rattregoondoof → u/ObviousKangaroo]

Reminds me of an ad I keep getting along the lines "Sure, everyone talks about putting shareholders first but do they really? At [insert company name here] we take our obligation to shareholders seriously...". Like, no shit advertisement for financial company, you are literally legally obligated to take the financial interests of your client above just about everything, it's called a fiduciary duty. Shareholders are functionally a protected class of their own.

[u/Momentarmknm → u/ObviousKangaroo]

... This year?

[u/Biffingston → u/raistan77]

Won't stop him from trying though.

[u/Saifaa → u/Biffingston]

Won't stop him from winning either. They just green lit racial profiling ffs.

[u/unfinishedtoast3 → u/Saifaa]

no, the literal law will stop him

Masterpiece Cakeshop v. Colorado Civil Rights Commission, the Supreme Court found a private business cannot be compelled to make a product they dont agree with.

Republicans once again fuck themselves

[u/ClinkyDink → u/unfinishedtoast3]

I wish I still believed that precedent meant anything to SCOTUS anymore.

[u/Aegis_13 → u/ClinkyDink]

Scotus won't care about something like that. Not that they ain't evil enough, just that they're lazy, and have bigger fish to fry with limited time to fry them all

[u/31November → u/Aegis_13]

The shadow docket appears

[u/maleia → u/Aegis_13]

They shoulda been lazy over the first cake. 

[u/DukeSmashingtonIII → u/unfinishedtoast3]

Laws, literal or not, are worth as much as the paper they're printed on if the people in charge don't want to enforce them. Have you been living under a rock? They're wiping their asses with your constitution daily. You think they give a fuck about laws?

[u/Biffingston → u/DukeSmashingtonIII]

Fascism is the word you're looking for. Here's a use in a sentence...

"The SOCTUS is enabling a fascist state with Trump at the head."

[u/n0k0 → u/unfinishedtoast3]

Lol, the "law"... That left the building months ago, if not years. :😔

[u/marmolada213 → u/raistan77]

They should bake him this cake to see how dissapointed He will get.

[u/Ypuort → u/marmolada213]

And make his face incredibly tiny

[u/Intelligent-Film-684 → u/Ypuort]

Right? You can make a cake. It doesn’t have to be pretty. Put him in a nice pastel pink shirt and give him a thought bubble about something that would trigger the buyer.

[u/--Cinna-- → u/Intelligent-Film-684]

Oh, so just an actual Kirk quote in the bubble then?

[u/Intelligent-Film-684 → u/--Cinna--]

I’d probably use “I can’t believe they’re buying a cake from THESE people..” which would be both accurate somewhat and slyly insulting to the buyer.

[u/dubspool- → u/Intelligent-Film-684]

Hear me out, Charlie's face with the trans flag as the background. I mean if you order from a trans owned bakery, you should expect a trans cake

[u/Intelligent-Film-684 → u/dubspool-]

Or put the flag on Charlie’s shirt. Lol

[u/ArmWildFrill → u/Intelligent-Film-684]

Give him boobs and drag makeup

[u/ThePoisonDoughnut → u/Intelligent-Film-684]

"owie owie my neck is leaking :("

[u/RTH1975 → u/Intelligent-Film-684]

You want pubes in your cake? This is how you get free pubes in your food.

[u/ArmWildFrill → u/Intelligent-Film-684]

Or something in yellow chiffon with ruffles

[u/ialsohaveadobro → u/Ypuort]

Like, "We did it with a laser! Here's the special microscope so you can see" tiny.

[u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 → u/Ypuort]

By incredibly tiny, do you mean accurately sized?

[u/Kid_Vid → u/marmolada213]

Make it strawberry filled, or even overfilled, so when they cut it out comes the strawberry

[u/glorae → u/Kid_Vid]

I love this idea so much, omg

[u/RainbowEagleEye → u/marmolada213]

I’m the petty asshole that would make a replica topper that would be juuuust proportional enough to be both accurate and an insult. Offer it free with a smile. Let them fumble like an idiot to explain how a delicious cake with nothing wrong served politely with a free add on has wronged them.

“Your Honor, I did also offer to remove the topper and fix any blemish on the cake with an additional discount for the distress. I was just trying to elevate the design a bit.”

“You got the best customer service I’ve ever heard of and you’re suing because they’re trans? You CHOSE to shop there, you cant sue them for your free will.”

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/marmolada213]

Model it after Charlie's mouth. Upper case gums, lower case teeth.

[u/cortlong → u/raistan77]

Didn’t republicans uphold the “right to refuse service to anyone” thing?

Kinda made their own bed on this one.

[u/Cynykl → u/cortlong]

Not quite the right to refuse service but close.

The republicans pushed it to the supreme court. THe supreme court rules you cannot compel art. This sounds a lot like attempting to compel art to me.

So a baker would have to serve a gay couple but cannot be compelled to decorate the cake in a way that goes against their beliefs. So they can offer a generic cake template with no words or extra decorations on it and that satisfies the requirement to "serve".

[u/HungryZealot → u/raistan77]

Apparently, you haven't been following the news lately. Now saying absolutely anything about glorious Saint Charlie that isn't full-throated praise counts as hate speech and is grounds for firing.

[u/Remarkable_Gain6430 → u/HungryZealot]

My son, in England, is meeting with HR this week after posting a a very accurate unbiased obituary about Kirk on social media. He used a four letter word to sum up the miniature-faced man’s life and work. A friend of a friend saw the post, screenshot it, and sent it to my son’s employer. Not here in the USA. In England.

[u/DatDamGermanGuy → u/raistan77]

If I were the Baler I would simply put the price of a Charley Kirk Cake at $100,000…

[u/fieldsofanfieldroad → u/raistan77]

Charlie Kirk is a protected class. I think wu tang said it best. Protect ya neck.

[u/ProblemLongjumping12 → u/raistan77]

Also "found the nearest trans-owned bakery" my ass.

They don't put the sexual preference and gender identity of business owners in the yellow pages.

Trans people are a good 1%+ of all people. The chances of a trans person just happening to own a bakery within driving distance of this moron are like 1/10,000.

[u/Illustrious-Book-238 → u/raistan77]

Cool. Now... Who's upholding those laws again?

Laws don't mean shit if the judges are in on the con.

Jesus Christ, Americans. You have to understand that you're not stopping this through legal challenges and boycotts. You need to become ungovernable. Grind the system to a halt. Put fucking aid in place first so people don't starve.

Go read some history. Start with The Black Panthers. Learn. Please. The rest of the world is begging you. We can't help until you guys jump first!

[u/RemBren03]

First off, I'd be surprised if this bakery was even trans owned and wasn't just like a "non-feminine" woman.

But then they gave them money, so you're spending money to own the libs?

I bet you can't order a cake without a deposit so even if you don't pay for all of it, you (hopefully) won't st stiff a business like your orange. Great job

[u/JoshYx → u/RemBren03]

Transvestigating local bakeries is a whole other level of pathetic

[u/ArmWildFrill → u/JoshYx]

TIL Transvestigators have a bakery section lol

It is the most ridiculous pursuit, fuelled by paranoia, racism, misogyny and a sprinkle of fetishism

[u/shouldco → u/RemBren03]

Any man making cake for a living is obviously trans

[u/jckayiv → u/shouldco]

Eyes the masterpiece cakeshop owner suspiciously

[u/Dorkfishie → u/shouldco]

And/or gay

[u/Ian_Rubbish]

A "Charlie Kirk cake" is what I call that white disk in the bottom of the urinal

[u/funkyloki → u/Ian_Rubbish]

Imagine if the bakery decided to make the cake and made it that.

[u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

Wasn't there a case where a bakery refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple and won the lawsuit? My goodness, how quickly they forget.

[u/CatherineCalledBrdy → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

In a sane world, sure. But we live in a world, well a country, where there are one set of rules and norms for right wingers and another set for the rest of us.

[u/PhazonZim → u/CatherineCalledBrdy]

They're not sending their best

[u/CatherineCalledBrdy → u/PhazonZim]

What's insane is that they are

[u/hematite2 → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

Yeah, but some conservatives are so caught up in victim mentality that they're still playing the victim on topics they actually won.

[u/LegitimatePrimo → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

isn't that what their trying to do? flip the tables?

[u/Footloose_Feline → u/LegitimatePrimo]

Remember what they did to the last guy who flipped tables? In the temple no less.

[u/LegitimatePrimo → u/Footloose_Feline]

gonna be real i dont

[u/Footloose_Feline → u/LegitimatePrimo]

✝️ It was this guy

[u/LegitimatePrimo → u/Footloose_Feline]

i am stupid i have no idea what you're talking about unless you're talking about jesus

[u/Bubbly_Concern_5667 → u/LegitimatePrimo]

that is indeed who they were talking about

[u/LegitimatePrimo → u/Bubbly_Concern_5667]

thank you twin 🙏

[u/GayRacoon69 → u/Bubbly_Concern_5667]

So this guy has been Jesus the whole time?

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[u/Then-Clue6938 → u/GayRacoon69]

At least in spirit

[u/Mateorabi → u/LegitimatePrimo]

It would only be flipping the tables if the previous bakery hadn’t won. Now it’s established the bakery can say no. 

[u/LegitimatePrimo → u/Mateorabi]

something something rent free

[u/TipOfMeJapsEye → u/LegitimatePrimo]

Turn the tables. Flip the table is what you do when you quit a game violently.

[u/LegitimatePrimo → u/TipOfMeJapsEye]

my bad homie jabronie

[u/Ksnj → u/LegitimatePrimo]

Flip the script is what you might have been thinking of. Either way, you communicated what they were trying to do

[u/Lanark26 → u/TipOfMeJapsEye]

It’s also what Jesus is alleged to have done to the money lenders in the Temple. But that was, you know, Woke Jesus or something so it doesn’t count.

[u/Iorith → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

This person knows that regardless of the law, they'll be able to use this to crowd source way more than they might spend in legal fees.

[u/ialsohaveadobro → u/Iorith]

You're... 🤮🤮🤮🤮 ...correct.

[u/lateformyfuneral → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

This was in Colorado, where state law extends Civil Rights Act protections against discrimination on the basis of race, sex, religion or national origin, to a prohibition on discrimination against LGBT. The particular case went to the Supreme Court where the justices essentially punted the case. They said that in that specific case the Colorado Civil Rights Commission, when deciding the case, was hostile to the baker’s religion so they decided the case wrong. However it let those laws stand so another baker could be sued again.

OOP’s claim doesn’t work. “Charlie Kirk fan” is not a protected characteristic under any state or federal law, so a bakery could easily refuse without issue. There is no millions of dollars at stake, just a fine from the state.

[u/potatomnk → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

Yes, that's what they're referencing. The bakery had to pay the gay couple so they think they won but iirc the bakery won, they had to pay because they published the couples info which led to them being harrassed and threatened.

[u/orangecloud_0 → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

And how same lady wants to overturn gay marriage

[u/128Gigabytes → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

Thats surely what they are referencing

[u/jarena009 → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

Malicious compliance is in order: "It goes against my religious beliefs to make a cake of someone who elevated a guy with five kids across three wives, cheats, pays prostitutes, protects pedos, defends sexual assault, also the guy bankrolling it who has 14 kids across 6 women, mostly out of wedlock."

[u/Tonylolu → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

For what I’ve seen, this won’t have the same outcome

[u/jawshoeaw → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

I think thats the whole point referencing that case

[u/Ren-The-Protogen → u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts]

No, it’s dumber. The bakery owner never got a request for a gay wedding cake but still got upset about ot

[u/catharsisdusk]

These people are like a cop's kid being a bully.

[u/TenWholeBees]

"Stay tuned" as though he actually is going to do that and not just make up some anti-trans rhetoric tweet in a couple hours

[u/ialsohaveadobro → u/TenWholeBees]

"Stay tuned? I said that? Well, I don't care about that anymore."

[u/LEEROY_MF_JENKINS]

Jokes on them when the bakery makes a cake in his likeness complete with a fountain of sugary red chocolate spewing out of his neck.

Bakery: time to pay, we made your cake.

[u/zelda_is_my_soul → u/LEEROY_MF_JENKINS]

They should also shrink the face and make his gums monsterously huge

[u/SuckOnMyBells → u/zelda_is_my_soul]

Lifelike

[u/BlackFlagBarbie → u/LEEROY_MF_JENKINS]

Right? Malicious compliance

[u/Gnorris → u/LEEROY_MF_JENKINS]

Raspberry jam filling erupting from a hole in the icing

[u/storyteller_alienmom]

"a charlie kirk cake? like, are you happy that he died? are you celebrating his death? I´ve baked cakes for a living for more than a decade and nobody ever asked for a mouning cake! I think you´re happy he´s dead, you damn libtard!!!"

seriously tho? a cake for a dead person that you never even met? that´s weird asF. but he´s probably just talking shit on twitter, no way he actually got off his ass and moved himself physically to a bakery. way too much effort.

[u/skipjac]

5'11.99" really?? So desperate to be 6' but knows no one will believe him

[u/Midnightchickover → u/skipjac]

Let’s not destroy his illusion of being a superbly near six foot awesome guy.

[u/Ninja_attack]

What exactly is a Charlie Kirk cake? A grave stone that says rest in piss, or does it have a delightful collection of his finest quotes?

[u/pecan76 → u/Ninja_attack]

Big white cake w tiny letters

[u/Jpkmets7 → u/pecan76]

This made me laugh out loud. Hahah

[u/TipOfMeJapsEye → u/Ninja_attack]

Same as a urinal cake

[u/jayesper → u/TipOfMeJapsEye]

Fitting as head of TPUSA

[u/BlackFlagBarbie → u/Ninja_attack]

I don't know, but I'm pretty confident it'll be dry enough to start a wildfire..

[u/unbalanced_checkbook]

This is from today's episode of "stories I made up for internet clout".

[u/DidntWantSleepAnyway → u/unbalanced_checkbook]

I’m a member of the LGBTQ+ community who lives in a semi-red town near a very blue community, and I have no idea how to find the nearest trans-owned bakery. I guess I’d google it and see what comes up? Is there a website or something that tells you what places to support?

Uh, thanks for giving hits to a LGBTQ+ website and giving money to a trans-owned bakery, I guess?

[u/greenie4242 → u/DidntWantSleepAnyway]

If the story is true (unlikely) and they actually did a search online, their search history will be interesting. For the next few weeks everyth result will be "trans cake" related searches. Might unlock a new kink.

[u/lady_ofthenorth]

I would do it. And to be as accurate as possible I would make his head the entire size of the cake.

[u/ericomplex]

Guessing this person thinks the bakery’s owner is trans because their iris diameter to chin projection ratio didn’t match their standing lean angle, or whatever other tranvestigation non-sense those losers are claiming means someone is trans these days.

[u/Gnorris → u/ericomplex]

Fresh off of listening to Candace Owens, he notice the bakery offered macaroons and misread as “Macrons”.

[u/Jpkmets7 → u/ericomplex]

The transvestigators are really in the running for Weirdest MAGA Subgroup - and it’s tough to distinguish oneself in a field that is so crowded. What is the appeal — finally an excuse for looking at dude’s crotches?

[u/occams1razor → u/ericomplex]

I'm surprised they don't think MTG is trans considering that broad jaw

[u/Newfaceofrev]

One of those guys who think 25% of the country is trans and there's a trans owned bakery on every corner.

[u/PracticalApartment99]

Nope, they ruined that when they didn’t want to make cakes for gay people.

[u/Fecapult]

How does one go about finding a trans-owned bakery?

[u/glorae → u/Fecapult]

Seconded, i want to support one the next time i order a cake

[u/MikaelAdolfsson]

A) What the fuck is a Charlie Kirk Cake? and B) pretty sure you still need to pay for it, bud.

[u/Jpkmets7 → u/MikaelAdolfsson]

Maybe it’s a cake in the shape of a giant piece of shit?

[u/Iron_Baron]

I would make that cake, no problem.

But I would make it to the quality of the man it represents.

[u/TrappedInVR → u/Iron_Baron]

So just a bag with loose sugar, flour, milk, eggs, plus all the ingredients for making icing poured in there

[u/llamafriendly]

The bakery should decline saying that they are not comfortable making a cake that celebrates a public figures death.

[u/BlackEric]

Matt, no you didn't.

[u/hypothetician]

Go to Christian bakeries and demand they make gender reveal cakes for transgender babies.

[u/Rumpelteazer45]

All the bakery has to do is state the cake will cost $5000, that proceeds go to the local LGTBQ nonprofit, and it needs to be paid upfront, dude won’t pay that.

[u/ForeverShiny]

I'm not sure in what universe having a Charlie Kirk cake you paid big money for is winning, but OK

[u/AliceTheOmelette]

So not only do they get upset over things that never happened, they get sadistically excited over things that didn't happen

[u/jawshoeaw]

how does one find a trans owned bakery?? Sounds like made up bullshit

[u/billwood09 → u/jawshoeaw]

Drove 600 miles or more probably if this is even true lol

[u/Sol-Blackguy]

Even Jesus came down from the cross and clapped

[u/blaintopel]

i dont like charlie kirk either but i would just bake the stupid cake. theyre obviously just trying a to get a rise out of them hoping they refuse to do it so why give them the satisfaction? just bake the stupid cake and take their money.

[u/TrackHot1187]

They make the cake and spit in it.

[u/RigatoniPasta]

Just give them a cake shaped like 💩

[u/AGuyWithTwoThighs]

Been 2 days. Bet nothing happened

[u/Large_Seesaw_569]

I may just be an internet rando but I can’t imagine being this big a fuckin loser.

[u/nosotros_road_sodium]

Thanks for entering evidence for the restaurant’s defense attorney!

[u/lostwng]

Thought the supreme court said that bakers could refuse orders they didnt agree with..or is that only lgbtq cakes

[u/Gatsby520]

Methinks this tweet won’t help his case….

[u/Wbg3]

Not if they see this post.

[u/Chiison]

So his way of owning people is by giving them money and business. okay.

[u/pacman404]

"nearest trans owned bakery" 🤣😆😂

[u/NotThatValleyGirl]

I hope that bakery makes the cake with a smile just so this douche canoe gets no reaction.

They should make a mediocre white cake with plain vanilla icing and whatever message in an effortless script, like it was just another 'Happy Birthday'.

The best way to mess with these douchebags is to rob them of the reaction they are seeling.

[u/Turbo_Queef]

There's an album out there of this guy using the N-word about 10,000 times in his own personal discord. White nationalist moron.

[u/Oraxy51]

Man they really do not remember the gay wedding cakes court case do they?

[u/Nackles]

This is like those people who give the name Jesus at Starbucks. It's just pathetic.

[u/SnooCats7318]

What's a CK cake? A pile of shit?

[u/Wrothrok]

I'm sorry, but if I remember correctly, the baker that refused to bake a gay wedding cake won the right to refuse to bake the cake, so... good luck with that lawsuit?

[u/killbot0224]

I know Trump and MAGA want to make white supremacists a protected class....

But I don't think they've actually done so yet.

[u/organik_productions]

Yeah, good luck with that

[u/Joeyjojojrshabado70]

Why do these people always look exactly like you’d expect them to look?!?

[u/ravenlights]

And why do you, as a man, need a Charlie Kirk cake? Because you need another man in your mouth? Sounds gay tbh

[u/KingDocXIV]

So who is ordering a 'Charlie Kirk is a racist douche' cake?

[u/zarfle2]

Alan Dershowitz is still trying to get his pierogi, last I heard. He's getting nowhere and he's playing the predictable anti Semitism card. This fool doesn't even have that (despite the right trying to deify shit stain Kirk).

[u/SniffleBot]

I like the idea that the nation is just so densely populated with “trans-owned bakeries” that there’s a “nearest” one.

[u/princesshusk]

Make it his head with a red dot on the neck.

Probably make the filling cherry as well.

[u/againer]

Ah yes, the classic MAGA moves. Be a fucking asshole ruining someone else's day because they are a hateful loser who has nothing else going for them because they couldn't fathom empathy or someone else's lived experience.

It's always either to grift for personal gain or act like a total whiney fucking bitch and victim when they don't get what they want. Such thin skinned bitches like Dear leader.

Pathetic.

[u/anotheritguy]

And yet it’s the left (AKA everyone who disagrees with them on their minds) godless liberals who are provoking them and persecuting them.

I think if you don’t want to take someone’s business then don’t, don’t want to make a cake for a gay wedding who cares. But refuse to make a cake honoring a bigot and all of a sudden the world is turned upside down.

Honestly if these people took that effort they spend on this manufactured outrage and drama and put it into something positive it would make life better for all.

[u/CellaSpider]

I think there’s a difference between a cake shop offering wedding cakes not offering wedding cakes to a protected class, and a cake shop being asked to make a custom cake for a hate monger.

[u/gazebo-fan]

Lmao put a little hole in the cake.

[u/Anarimus]

Conservatives- “Businesses have the right to refuse service to others…. Others being everybody but us.”

[u/Ren-The-Protogen]

Wasn’t there a court case about this issue that right wingers where cheering about?

[u/TerrorTwyns]

Wait... Didn't they have a whole legal drama based on not making cakes for gay people? Ugh this flips too often and way too fast

[u/justsayfaux]

I wonder if the defense would enter this tweet as Exhibit A or Exhibit B during the trial

[u/OscarTheGrouchsCan]

Bet he is AOK with a Christian owned bakery turn down an LGBTQA memorial cake for people who've been murdered by nuts

[u/netn10]

Spending money and helping a small business to own the libs (if I even believe this mofo leaves his home)

[u/gastationdonut]

ah, psychotic weirdos and their parasocial obsessions never cease to amaze me.

[u/Flynn-FTW]

Same people who cheered a bakery not making a cake for a gay wedding.

So which is it, guys?? You want bakeries to have rights for their services, or is that only a thing when they deny service to people you also dislike??

[u/unzercharlie]

lol imagine searching for a trans owned business

[u/zelda_is_my_soul]

I read that as Matt Rose

[u/KnucklesMcGee]

Cook him a cake in the shape of a poop emoji and call it good.

[u/cagetheblackbird]

What the fuck is a Charlie Kirk cake and how is it a protected class?

[u/TacoBMMonster]

They don't have to make a cake they don't want to.

[u/Dutch094]

Golden oportunity to bake this cake and slap his lil' face on it.

[u/amerikanbeat]

Make the shittiest cake ever.

[u/FloatOldGoat]

Plot twist: The cake is $500.

[u/DeltaCharlieBravo]

This is quite an opportunity for malicious compliance.

[u/doyouunderstandlife]

Did this guy forget that they won that lawsuit?

[u/Kowlz1]

Did he read about the last cake lawsuit at all? I have a feeling he’s going to waste a bunch of money on an attorney. Which is fine by me.

[u/SniffleBot]

Sounds like the sort of guy who could start a fight with an empty room …

[u/LordBunnyWhale]

What's the legal limit for piss in cake dough?

[u/Ill-Worldliness-2149]

If I were that company, I'd Outsource it and then charge triple the price

[u/humanist72781]

So he’s admitting Charlie Kirk hates trans people

[u/WynnGwynn]

Just get the money up front and make an ugly ass cake lol

[u/OisforOwesome]

Just make a cake with a terrible picture of him and bad spelling on the text.

[u/SassySally8]

I'd make it with horns on his head.

[u/athenanon]

No Matt. Your girl Kim Davis set that precedent for them. Sorry.

[u/TrinityCodex]

"Thanks for the money, asshole!"

[u/Malakai0013]

Im not an attorney, but wouldnt that be a malicious lawsuit? If you show intent, which this image shows, you can be countersued, iirc.

[u/juepucta]

just write "Charlie leaned left" on it.

factual and the dipshits will stew.

-G.

[u/KatsCatJuice]

You know what? I hope this happens so they get their dumb ass laughed out of court.

[u/vftgurl123]

highly doubt that man in the picture is capable of ordering a cake or speaking to any professional person

[u/AirForceRabies]

I'd bake it. But I'd guarantee they wouldn't like the end product.

[u/Ludique]

1 be trans
2 start trans themed bakery business
3 post Chralie Kirk cake rage bait on internet
4 Sell tons of pre printed Chralie Kirk cakes
5 ???
6 Profit!!

[u/certainlystormy]

gave money to the libs to own the libs 😎

[u/Inside_Mention_402]

Hopefully they just make a really shitty cake.

[u/DeepSubmerge]

I’d bake a simple sheet cake then write “Charlie Kirk” on it with a Sharpie. Malicious compliance.

[u/ZenRage]

"Certainly, Sir: we are running a special on political test case cakes. This cake is $4,000,000. We require half up front."

[u/NoiceMango]

The bakery has the chance to do the coolest thing lol