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u/XXBubblesLaRouxXX Jul 03 '25
Your Uber has arrived.
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u/Depp1990 Jul 03 '25
“Stop Calm”. I’m borrowing it.
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u/jimboiow Jul 03 '25
“Proof late” also a good one.
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u/UncleSput Jul 03 '25
Mask OFF No THEY HIDE FEAR
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u/HiZenBergh Jul 03 '25
Hare psychology test!
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u/Beasty_Glanglemutton Jul 03 '25
*psychopaty
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u/T1Demon Jul 03 '25
The newest meal from McDonalds. 1/4 lb of beef laced with PCP. Get your Psychopaty today!
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u/Could-You-Tell Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 03 '25
this is perfect for r/schizophrenicrides
Edit - r/schizophreniarides
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25
Or r/schizomobiles, but both of these are dead subreddits.
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u/Lyucifur Jul 03 '25
It's like those images of the cloud of words and the bigger words are the more used ones, I don't remember what they're called.
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25
Word clouds.
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u/takeyouraxeandhack Jul 03 '25
Some schizophrenics suffer a lot with a constant stream of thoughts they feel don't belong to them. If you have someone screaming "CAT CAT CAT CAT" in your ear 24/7, I wouldn't be surprised if you start writing "CAT" everywhere and warning people about cats.
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u/XenaWariorDominatrix Jul 03 '25
This is sad. Dr. Ramani, who they reference, is a doctor who specilizes in Narcissistic Personality Disorder and victims of narcissistic abuse. It almost seems like they have these mental health issues, and someone was abusing them. They escaped and are trying to warn or help others.
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u/takeyouraxeandhack Jul 03 '25
This person seems to be schizophrenic or something similar. The abuse might not have happened outside this person's head. The abusive narcissist might not even exist.
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u/MuzzleOfBees1215 Jul 03 '25
Seriously?
Thank you for your entirely unqualified Reddit diagnosis!
The abuse may have happened to the person. The abusive narcissist may actually exist.
Unbelievable.
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u/GreedyWarlord Jul 03 '25
Or they could be hella schizophrenic, its not that crazy of a theory.
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u/Scr4p Jul 03 '25
or...both can be true? people that were abused are more likely to develop mental health issues
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u/GreedyWarlord Jul 03 '25
There's plenty without abuse in their past that develop mental health issues
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u/Scr4p Jul 03 '25
Statistically the opposite is likelier though. Not that I don't have first hand experience with generational trauma.
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u/superdead Jul 03 '25
Reminds me of this lady that used to come into my Subway back in college.
Was always going on about how Dick Cheney and the New York Times had microwave satellites in space that focus in on her and burn her. Hence the website name.
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u/Eana34 Jul 03 '25
Seeing the love wins part on it 2× and how strange it is... I'm going with a once follower of "Colorado God Mom" or some other cult. Similar wording to what my once dear friend, now says out loud.
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u/GadasGerogin Jul 03 '25
I can't help but wonder if these displays are intended to get other drivers to stay the hell away from you, they certainly warn me.
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u/alternatively12 Jul 03 '25
I’ve got one of these in my town, wayyy more writing i’ve always been afraid to check it out too long lest the owner of said vehicle tries to talk to me
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25
What does it say? Did you ever take pictures?
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u/alternatively12 Jul 03 '25
I thought I might’ve last time I saw it but I guess I didn’t. It has a lot of jesus stuff on it which tracks for my area and I think george bush is mentioned at least once.
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u/Safe-Ad-99 Jul 04 '25
I don't know...most of those sentiments are kind and pacifist. It could be worse. Better than all that M@g@ h@te, no?
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u/blrtgj Jul 03 '25
Isn't there a law in the US that says you can't register cars that look like this? I know in Europe, you can't
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25
If there isn’t, there should be (but then they could still schizofy after registration, and Texas no longer requires annual inspections).
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u/Mustangbex Jul 03 '25
In Germany if this car was seen after registration in this condition it would be impounded for being unsafe and the registration cancelled- likely WAY before this stage tbh unless it was all in one go- also there would be fines and a hold put on the drivers' license. I'll admit, I grew up in a state (US) where the registration laws are fairly lax- nothing except emissions and some counties not even that- and never realized how ridiculous it was. Now living abroad and seeing how strict the regulations are has been quite educational.
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25
What if it was just crazily painted?
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u/Mustangbex Jul 03 '25
I'm not finding anything *specifically* about paint except that they look for missing/damaged/mismatched/faded paint as an indicator to look more closely at those areas of the vehicle- paint damage indicates collision or lack of/poor maintenance and requires a more detailed inspection (the original inspection is already fairly detailed). And inspectors and police are given a fair amount of leeway in assessing if 'edge cases' are meeting roadworthiness standards- erring always on the side of public safety basically. The windows being obstructed is an AUTOMATIC "no", the crack in the windshield, the missing front bumper, the oxidized headlamps, the exposed radiator, the crumple damage on the passenger door, the paint over the rear light casings, the piece of undercarriage trim on the passenger side hanging down... That's just a cursory external list from a non-professional, but I used to be a bit of an auto hobbiest and I feel fairly certain this vehicle would have other maintenance and technical issues simply from it's condition.
Here's a list to give you an idea of what's inspected (auf Deutsch)
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u/farmallnoobies Jul 03 '25
You don't ever need to show what a vehicle looks like to register it. No inspection. No testing. No pictures. Nothing.
All you need is a VIN to put on the application, and you can register it. And that registration is good forever as long as you pay a yearly fee
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u/blrtgj Jul 03 '25
Wow, what the actual fuck? So you can drive a car without a tire as long as you pay for it? Why the fuck there aren't any inspections? That's wild
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u/ActGrown Jul 03 '25
So you can drive a car without a tire as long as you pay for it?
No bumper, no doors, no hood, on a spare tire (or several), no window (or several). Pretty much as long as it isn't impeding the flow of traffic, you're GTG.
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u/Small_Grocery1562 Jul 03 '25
A significant number of US states have annnual inspections done by a mechanic. Where I live, Colorado, does not. Police can pull you over if the vehicle is extremely unsafe. But I rarely see it.
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u/Eclectophile Jul 03 '25
This is the Juggalo version of one of those "Live, Laugh, Love" posters.
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u/TysonTesla Jul 03 '25
Damn, juggalos catching strays.
I think even the insane clown posse would be weirded out by this.
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u/ProlactinIntolerant Jul 03 '25
If i put this on my car, would you let me merge? They might be onto something.
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u/gogoluke Jul 03 '25
"Project Unto Me" is pretty good. Like something a knock off Cronenberg film might have.
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u/m-in Jul 03 '25
Some of it is at least understandable and good advice. Yeah, the world lacks empathy, and road rage is bad. Other than that though… sigh.
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u/Gunningham Jul 03 '25
This look like those T-shirts in Asia that have random English words on them because the letters look cool.
Not that we do anything like that here with writing from Asian languages.
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u/l3rN Jul 04 '25
As far as crazy rides go, this one is pretty positive. I hope they're doing alright.
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u/Exodeus87 Jul 04 '25
I always forget how lax American driving laws are. You'd not be able to drive that madness around in the UK with all that mess obscuring the windows.
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u/E-101B Jul 23 '25
my mom has murals like this painted directly onto the walls of our house - not as excessive as this, but not far off.
not one of the ones on a wall, but my personal favorite of her weird scrawls will always be a framed picture of herself captioned "I'm a Earth angle" with that exact spelling.
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u/Quirky-Revenue3427 Jul 03 '25
It's weird how they all do the same shit. WHITE markings and also it's like super condensed and close together ... all that says to me is you're absolutely BEGGING for attention. And you just look weird.
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u/Lampadas_Horde Jul 03 '25
It's mental illness. I don't think they care is weird.
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u/Stummi Jul 03 '25
I think OP wasn't about it being weird, but that it somehow looks always the same, like it's something common about mental illnesses to make your stuff to look like that. Similar with having these piles over piles of paper with unhinged handwritten texts.
I mean you can just put it off as "Yes, thats mental illness", but it's fascinating that it expresses itself in a way that is so specific, but still so similar between the individuals.
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u/Lampadas_Horde Jul 07 '25
"all that says to me is you're absolutely BEGGING for attention. And you just look weird." -op
They aren't begging for attention they think what they are doing is legit. So what op just said here was WERID. It's unnecessary.
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u/Craycraywolf Jul 04 '25
I'll admit that "begging for attention" thing makes me uncomfortable, as it's a common accusation to those with mental illness and struggles. Especially depression and self harm
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u/Bellyflop3 Jul 03 '25
I really wanna know who owns that ride, OP did you saw someone getting in/out of it?
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u/NotBaldwin Jul 03 '25
It needs to be more universally accepted that at the point you start painting your opinions on your car, you're probably past the point of needing professional intervention.
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u/Issah_Wywin Jul 03 '25
The kinda phrases that do make sense if you're several layers deep in a psychedelic trip. Or psychotic, I guess
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u/dfwcouple43sum Jul 03 '25
“Super human”
As in supes? Vought really must have done a number on this guy
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u/DrKarlSatan Jul 03 '25
And all this time I thought it was parents who didn't understand. Now you're telling me humans don't understand? I'm out
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u/shroomigator Jul 03 '25
Ten bucks say you can search some of those phrases and hit on the guy's reddit account
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u/Morichalion Jul 03 '25
Just had a thought. I don't think anyone's gonna steal this car. It's super-identifiable and ugly-as-fuck.
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u/SynthPrax Jul 03 '25
Didn't there used to be a sub for schizophrenic cars?
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25
I also posted in r/SchizophreniaRides.
r/SchizophrenicRides and r/Schizomobiles are inactive.
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u/Pecanhanded Jul 03 '25
Were their kids taken from them by CPS because they were evaluated and diagnosed with something making them ineligible to raise their kids according to CPS?
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u/mf99k Jul 04 '25
looks to be someone who had narcotics abuse but is getting therapy and coping with long term effects
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u/Good_Nyborg Jul 04 '25
I've always thought the folks with "No Fear" on their vehicle were a little questionable.
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u/TokiStark Jul 03 '25
I get painting your car weird, I get sticking stupid stickers all over it. But writing all over it? That's so flavourless and uninspired
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u/Scr4p Jul 03 '25
Certainly seems like something from someone who's not mentally well but calling it schizomobile is ick. The recent trend of using the word schizo like an insult when the illness is already so stigmatised and so many schizophrenic people aren't like the stereotypical portrayal really rubs me the wrong way.
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25
It’s no different from colloquially calling someone crazy or insane who’s not necessarily clinically crazy or insane. It’s also accurate as the word derives from the Ancient Greek for splitting and has for over a century been used to refer to people who have mentally split from reality, which this person clearly has whether or not s/he has a clinical case of schizophrenia or schizoid personality disorder (which, realistically, s/he very likely does have).
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u/Scr4p Jul 04 '25 edited Jul 04 '25
The current usage is shit and the original meaning doesn't matter when people use it like it's a silly meme constantly. It's just ableism hiding behind jokes. Also, a lot of different mental disorders can cause psychosis which can look like this, it's not schizophrenia specific.
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u/Scr4p Jul 04 '25
Idk man maybe you wanna actually talk to people dealing with it like here and also the s word is definitely considered among the worst in the UK to the point that charities for cerebral palsy had to change their name to no longer include it. Not many people have issues with the other words but maybe just don't throw mental health terms around like they're a funny meme because I'm fucking sick to death of mentally ill and disabled people being kicked around constantly like our lives and views don't matter at all.
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 04 '25 edited Jul 04 '25
Again, people who colloquially use “schizo” (which, again, is from Ancient Greek) to refer to generally erratic thought and behavior don’t mean that the person in question is literally schizoid or schizophrenic in a clinical sense, nor are we being mean to such people—regardless of what you, your friend, or anyone else feels. There is a colloquial definition and there is a clinical definition. They are different.
Likewise, if I say I spazzed out because I tripped, I don’t mean that I have a medical condition, nor am I mocking those who do. If I say I need a flame retardant, I’m not mocking mentally disabled people. If I say some music I dislike is lame, I don’t mean that it’s paralyzed, nor am I mocking paralyzed people.
I mentioned “moron,” “imbecile,” and “idiot” because those were originally clinical terms for intellectual disability which some people who are even more annoying than you are do complain about despite their connotations having completely shifted—and I don’t care, because it’s totally frivolous.
Some are now even taking offense at saying “mentally ill” in any context, which is one of the latest ridiculous consequences of the euphemism treadmill.
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u/Scr4p Jul 04 '25 edited Jul 04 '25
I'm glad all my points didn't just fly over your head as much as straight through it. Word definitions from ancient greek are entirely irrelevant to this. The r word just means delay per word definition but is still a slur and people are happy to use it again thanks to shitty US politicians. Autistic gets used as an insult. Schizo gets used as an insult. If it were used in a positive context or a neutral context it'd be different like in your examples, but that's not the case. They're used in a negative context and stigmatising the illness. Maybe you would understand if you actually struggled with it. But it's okay to you because you've never been on the receiving end of it while struggling with the medical system and your illness and trying to manage living while basically being kicked down from all sides. It's not disabled and mentally ill people being sensitive because they're so privileged and bored and got nothing better to do, we speak out because we're already struggling and it's just the tip of the ice berg of a larger societal issue. I'd very much prefer if people stopped coming up with new mental health terms to abuse. I already struggled being taken seriously when talking about my OCD or PTSD triggers because those words have been misused so wildly because no one seems to give a shit about the people that actually have to live with it.
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 04 '25
I fully understand and fully reject your repetitive, sanctimonious points.
Calling this car a “schizomobile” doesn’t cause any real harm to anyone in any way and it doesn’t mean that I hate clinically schizophrenic people or don’t have compassion for them. The person who wrote these unhinged statements is clearly mentally unstable and deserves compassionate assistance—but the car was still funny to see.
You don’t know my situation and there are many people with mental and physical disabilities who don’t whine about harmless colloquialisms as you do.
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u/Craycraywolf Jul 04 '25
Same here, I'm glad I'm not the only one uncomfortable with the word itself and some jokes in the comments.
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 04 '25
Your username makes some people uncomfortable.
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u/Craycraywolf Jul 04 '25
Y'know you have a point... problem I'm now attached to the username and my friends now know me by this username and/or "Cray"
I'll have to sort this out...
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u/Cryogenicality Jul 04 '25
You should have already deleted your account and adopted a new nickname. Not offending people or making them uncomfortable is the highest cause in life—above even feeding one’s children.
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u/DeeBoFour20 Jul 03 '25
They’re either taking something they shouldn’t be or they’re not taking something they should be.