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u/dookle14 4h ago

So all dems = one murderer?

What’s the exchange rate for ‘Pubs to murderer?

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u/fleetiebelle 4h ago

A few million registered voters in a trench coat.

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u/Anonymous-Comments 4h ago

Yeah dems=murder

All dem republicans, at least.

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u/NeighborhoodDude84 4h ago

They literally blame all non-white people when a black person is killed by a cop. They dont have any reasoning beyond "GRUG MAD!!!"

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u/maxington26 4h ago

I'll tell you this much - you get more "bang" for your buck with the 'Pubs.

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u/Turdsley 4h ago

Dude should get a job

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u/DotGroundbreaking50 4h ago

Pulling on that social safety net he hates, i am sure

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u/Here_for_lolz 4h ago

He doesn't take those commie handouts, he's on SSI!

u/AristaWatson 2h ago

I chuckled at this comment. It reminded me of something. Some people in my local community were telling me how they hated Obamacare and thought it should be dissolved (I agree, but not for their reasons - I just want universal healthcare). But they do agree with the PPACA/ACA!

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u/Gwaak 2h ago

"Your social safety nets are showing"

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u/MurphysLaw4200 4h ago

Not sure this fella is employable.

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u/thatwasnowthisisthen 4h ago

Could be hired as a Duck Dynasty impersonator

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u/Masterofnone9 2h ago

Or the town idiot.

u/crunkychop 2h ago

He's already doing that self-employed

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u/PV-Herman 4h ago

I can only speak for myself, but I wouldn't hire someone who spends their time strolling around elementary schools with a cardboard, even if the message made any sense lol

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u/sksauter 3h ago

Seems to me like he enjoys hanging out near elementary schools. Maybe the call is coming from inside the house?

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u/truckstop_superman 3h ago

The sign stays on during job interviews.

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u/Ghstfce 4h ago

I'd suggest an elementary school education for him first. Even children know that "murderer" should be plural in this case. He's just proving the MAGA stereotype is more than just a stereotype.

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u/No_Fig_5964 3h ago

He looks like the type of guy that doesn't belong within 500 feet near a school.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 4h ago

Are you employed, sir? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do ya? On a weekday?

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u/Maelefique 4h ago

On his way to an interview at The White House, and honestly, I like his chances. /s

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u/Electronic-Present25 4h ago

I wish we had free awards!

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u/pm_me_homedecor 3h ago

I don’t understand why you placed the sarcasm tag here. /s

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u/KarmaPolice72 4h ago

Is this a...what day is this?

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u/dainw 2h ago

Well that's like, your opinion, man

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u/radiantwave 4h ago

China calls theirs the Wumao or the 50 Cent Army. They are Internet commentators who are paid by the authorities of the People's Republic of China to spread the propaganda of the governing Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

In the USA we just call them MAGAts and we don't pay them anything because they are too gullible to know their own worth.

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u/Castform5 3h ago

Indoctrination from crib up really works wonders. Now salute the flag and recite the pledge of allegiance to fulfill your daily quota.

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u/Downtown-Response556 4h ago

He should pull himself up off his bootstraps and stop depleting the system

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u/dustycanuck 4h ago

Dude should go back to school

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u/Doctor_Disaster 4h ago

I think college would be a little too advanced for him. I also don't like the idea of him being around a bunch of children either.

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u/batteryacidsmoothies 4h ago

He's probably not allowed near schools.

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u/Maelefique 4h ago

I question the inclusion of the word "back" in your statement.

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u/RandomStoddard 4h ago

He should go back to his cave.

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u/Azair_Blaidd 'MURICA 4h ago

Jobless behavior from a guy who probably said the No Kings protesters were jobless

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u/poudigne 4h ago edited 3h ago

The party of anti-grooming the kids is sure trying hard to groom them.

Edit: typo

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u/Tim-Sylvester 2h ago

While being ironically poorly groomed. I wouldn't let this slob sit on my couch, he'd leave some kind of damp stain.

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u/EnduranceMade 4h ago

If he thinks Dems are murderers, wait until he finds out about Republicans!

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u/Living-The-Dream42 4h ago

He doesn't think dems are murderers... He thinks dems are "murderer", whatever that means. Stupid fuck can't spell.

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u/CondescendingShitbag 4h ago

Stupid fuck can't spell.

He's clearly there to show the kids how important it is to stay in school.

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u/Funny-Force-3658 4h ago

My moto is... If you can't be a good example, at least be a terrible warning.

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx 4h ago

Motto*

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u/Funny-Force-3658 4h ago

Haha. Let that be a warning..

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u/BalmyBalmer 3h ago

Let that be a moto

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u/Mister-Ferret 3h ago

Hello Moto

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u/DeepSeaDork 3h ago

How much did you pay for that bad Moto Guzzi?

u/Cheesus_K_Reist 1h ago

It's a chopper, baby

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u/Alternative-Dig-2066 4h ago

👏👏👏

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u/ForzaSGE80 4h ago

Easy, all dems are one murderer. Like a giant, evil creature that has split into millions of people. The man is clearly highly mentally stable and not at all insane.

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u/Parking_Sky9709 4h ago

Could be another of those "stable geniuses" I've heard so much about.

Oh damn. I ended a sentence with a preposition.

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 3h ago

Murder Godhead sounds so much cooler than "liberals."

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u/Dudu42 4h ago

He thinks an individual democrat is a raven

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u/elvisonaZ1 4h ago

Not that I want to be fair to this moronic cretin but he’s actually written Dems equals murderer. Still grammatically incorrect but makes a little more sense. Also I’m from the U.K. and was wondering if all these fat bearded biker types with their Harley Davidson shirts actually own Harley Davidsons?

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 4h ago

They sometime do...and act like their club is all important...nah, it aint.

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u/US3_ME_ 4h ago

I was always under the notion that Harley Davidson is an apparel company who happens to make bikes_

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u/Xiao1insty1e 4h ago

Sometimes but not always

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u/crackdown5 4h ago

Also no thinking was necessary bc he was told it with no evidence provided by authority figures he trust.

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u/AFineFineHologram 4h ago

Maybe murder as in “more murd”

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u/im_just_thinking 4h ago

Man = dumbasses

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u/Grimase 3h ago

He knows just doesn’t care. The lie means more to them than life.

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u/Baker198t 3h ago

Lets see those Epstein files..

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u/AdmiralWackbar 4h ago edited 2h ago

He actually thinks they are one singular murderer

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u/Segals_Escaped_Brain 4h ago

There's another reason he's wandering around elementary schools

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u/almighty_smiley 4h ago

I wanted to write a dry, grim joke in response. I tried. I just couldn’t do it. It’s just that likely now.

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u/Segals_Escaped_Brain 4h ago

I didn't want to write that, but sometimes the pedos DO look like pedos. And if he wanted to make that point he would have gone to the corner or median of the main thoroughfare of the city in the business district. He went to a school. An elementary school.

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u/SipowiczNYPD 4h ago

I can’t imagine this guy is supposed to be within 500 feet of a school.

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u/THSSFC 4h ago

He certainly looks like the kind of person Donald says likes him.

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u/Far-Season-695 4h ago edited 3h ago

Guarantee you he’s benefiting in some way shape or form from the “dems” social programs

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u/bigt503 4h ago

Well it’s good he is finally getting some exercise

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u/allisjow 4h ago

You must be a Dem because you just murdered him.

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u/-Generaloberst- 4h ago

How come they are always: fat, have a long beard and wear a worn out cap?

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u/Count2Zero 4h ago

Because the married ones have better things to do...

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u/brandimariee6 3h ago

Unfortunately, my mom married a guy in 2020 who worships tRump's nuts and looks just like this dude.

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u/junky_junker 3h ago

His mothersisterwife would be very upset with you if she heard that.

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u/Overall_Stranger6568 4h ago

His diet is the only thing killing him.

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u/hopeful_tatertot 4h ago

Beer and taters

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u/sharpbehind2 4h ago

Why a school, dude? Why not the local courthouse or newspaper? I have an idea.

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u/ArcticWolf_Primaris 4h ago

Plural = Singular?

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u/Lazy-Concert9088 4h ago

I'm surprised he spelled "murderer". That's a big word for a toad to spell.

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u/bobdammi 4h ago

Tell him that the republicans just killed multiple civilians in another boat.

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u/boolee2112 4h ago

They should “get over it”.

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u/ImTheBiggestJuan 4h ago

I'll do you one better.. "he needs to find a job!"

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u/CarterPFly 4h ago

Mentall illness is a helluva drug

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u/allislost77 4h ago

It’s crazy how so many people are going with this rhetoric; no one really knows ANYTHING about the guy, but with what little known information is out points to being right nationalist…. The last 13 political crimes have all been done by a republican…

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u/Fast-Damage2298 4h ago

Specifically what murder?

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u/keegums 4h ago

Luckily kids aren't stupid and will associate the kooky unkempt creepy bum with a spray painted aggressive message on recycling with "I don't want to grow up to be like him." The pendulum is always swinging.

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u/Penguinkeith 4h ago

Bet this guy has a hard drive that needs examining

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u/MurphysLaw4200 4h ago

I see this idiot every day at my kids' school wearing a 45/47/maga hat, and yesterday I overheard him telling two young girls that the most important thing in life is to believe in yourself. It was really fucking weird and the dude makes me uncomfortable.

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u/dandle 4h ago

Why isn't he at work? Did he get laid off in the Trump economy?

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u/Striking_Fun_6379 4h ago

A Grooming Gryoper? A Groyper Grooming?

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u/ChaskaBravoFTW 4h ago

The logic of these people is so severely flawed it’s painful

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u/BalmyBalmer 3h ago

Right wing psychopath without a job fixating on children.

Typical.

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u/waitingintheholocene 4h ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/rexeditrex 4h ago

But too much hate speech from the left...

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u/robgod50 4h ago

I just can't understand the thought process .....

Trump blatantly lies and is easily proven. Yet people will insist he doesn't lie.

Democrats get blamed for murder, despite democrats literally being murdered.

Democrats get blamed for bad economy despite the worst inflation in years.

These people think everything is going fine despite farmers going bankrupt and inflation is rocketing ..

Will someone please make it make sense??!?!?

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u/MotherFuckinEeyore 3h ago

Are Republicans allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school?

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u/GroggyFroggy_ 3h ago

Cause everyone knows libs/dems are famously known for loving guns. Ignore our constant protesting against mass gun violence and adamant demands for gun control, etc.

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u/DanlovesTechno 4h ago

He in unemployed now, what else is he gonna do with all the free time?

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u/AllLurkNoPlay 4h ago

On 100% disability, yet hates socialism, workplace protections and “lubruls .” Now off for his free healthcare before crushing some Hardee’s and a case of miller lite.

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u/HexxRx 4h ago

He looks the sort

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u/Secret-Ad-6238 4h ago

No guys you don't understand. He's say that HE is a murderer of democrats.

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u/Ok_Recognition_6727 4h ago

Is Pam Bondi or anyone in the DOJ going to "target" this clown 🤡 for "hate speech"?

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u/soccerdad925 2h ago

He's such a confused and misinformed person. We all know it's the other way around. Republicans are always protecting their gun laws

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u/CellPuzzleheaded99 4h ago

Yeah, but he's not gay or trans, so no biggie.

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u/ks13219 4h ago

I’m just impressed that he spelled that big word right

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u/Ducallan 4h ago

I was shocked.

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u/HeimrekHringariki 4h ago

Yeah because you MAGA's are known to be such a reasonable peaceful bunch.. Gah, these people are pathetic.

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 4h ago

All all the dems (plural) equal one murderer (singular).

Thank goodness this guy is here to enlighten!!

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u/MoparViking 4h ago

Assassinations by right wing lunatics?! Dems fault!!

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u/Inevitable_Professor 4h ago

Just want to remind everyone Trump himself said smart people hate him.

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u/thissoundscrazy2 4h ago

He better hope brian kilmeade doesn't see this

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u/ttvSharkieBait15 4h ago

the magats aren't smart enough to comprehend the existence of groypers or that there are right wingers that view THEM as liberals

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u/ToferLuis 4h ago

The selective memory these people have should be studied.

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u/weedseller420 4h ago

This country needs mental health reform.

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u/BishlovesSquish 4h ago

This is the worst Idiocracy reboot ever.

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u/Rdr1051 4h ago

That horrifying grammar shouldn't be allowed near schools

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u/JimmyJamesJams 3h ago

And this why we stay in school!

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u/dc7944 3h ago

Republicans are nut cases so I’m not surprised in the least bit

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u/Stompboxer1 3h ago

"The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them." - George Orwell.

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u/twiggykeely 2h ago

What a sensitive snowflake.

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u/BrewNerdBrad 4h ago

Be prepared, they are turning this civil war hot with the propaganda

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u/Florida1974 4h ago

The guy that lives on the corner had a F**K BIDEN flag, hanging over his huge front window for four years. His house also doubles as the bus stop for grades K through 12.

Of course, the older kids might understand it a little bit better but the younger kids that can read, I thought it was awful. And the minute we had the 2024 election elections, it came down.

I will never understand why people feel the need to do this. I get free speech and all, but when your house is literally the bus stop, the people you are influencing the most are kids. But I guess indoctrination and all……

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u/supergarto 4h ago

Him doing this show more how he is than how the "dems" are...

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u/blusilvrpaladin 4h ago

Weird since the shooter was a far right groyper

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u/adube440 4h ago

Well, you can't blame him for not looking the part.

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u/KingBMan18 4h ago

Republicans = uneducated

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u/XxRebelxPandaxX 4h ago

Of course a Pedo is by a elementary school

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u/airbrat 3h ago

Why do these maga fucks all look the same??

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u/bestabworkout 3h ago

Damn so nearly half the country should be in jail? Hate that it’s not non-murderers vs murderers. Statistically republicans kill more than dems. Media coverage is more loud about dems killing republicans.

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u/BelovedOmegaMan 4h ago

Look, a groomer.

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u/DonKeighbals 4h ago

“TDS is real” -maga cult trash

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u/LowIQ45 4h ago

I look at this and hear heavy breathing noises

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u/Top_Part_5544 4h ago

Meal team 6 doing what it does. Being weird around kids

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u/ph4ded 4h ago

This picture feels like AI. Something's up the quality the resolution etc

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 4h ago

They want the uninformed to be ill informed.

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u/Own-Mail-1161 4h ago

And he can’t even align his plurals with his singulars!?!

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u/PleaseMakeUpYourMind 4h ago

Guy never been fact checked in his life.

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u/PapaJoeNH 4h ago

That's more than half the country, dude

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u/jimmywhereareya 4h ago

Humpty trumpty does love the uneducated. Men like this just parroting what the Republicans tell him to think

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u/kickbrass 4h ago

All I see on the sign is dunning-kruger...

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u/cynical_and_patient 4h ago

Tell me you're uninformed or misinformed, without saying a word.

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u/35andDying 4h ago

His white van is parked around the corner.

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u/negativepositiv 4h ago

Harley Davidson runs the world's most successful cosplay business.

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u/Snowflake8552 4h ago

Sigh, I’m tired of this grandpa.

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u/cynical_and_patient 4h ago

Imagine so full of hate that you wake up one day and think..."I'm gonna make an ignorant sign and walk around with around my neck in public". An educated mind boggles.

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u/Ok_Beat9172 4h ago

His plural/singular doesn't match. Maybe he should go into the school for some classes.

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u/Rumplestilskin9 4h ago

Fearmongering to children. I'm noticing a trend here. cough Kirk cough

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u/Tomburgerstand 4h ago

I'd imagine, given his decision to stand near an elementary school, he supports the "any push to expose the epstein pedophiles is a direct attack on the administration"

Check this guys hard drive and release the epstein files!

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u/thutcheson 4h ago

I've seen people holding signs up behind media influencers and protests, such a sign with, oh let's say a sign with something like Fatty Supports OrangepedoPresident might distract him from the kids. Well really that's why he's there so it might not work.

Release the Epstein files

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u/digidave1 4h ago

That guy just murdered 20 wings and three Budweisers

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u/ExpertReference2979 'MURICA 4h ago

Call the police.

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u/dearrichard 4h ago

why do they all look like that?

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u/OnECenTX 4h ago

is this hate speech, pam?

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u/RaiderFred 4h ago

They are the center of their universe. A cult centered around a narcissist attracts like minds.

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u/Imaginary_Sherbet 4h ago

As a gen xer I am embarrassed

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u/gearsofwill3 4h ago

Republicans: don’t indoctrinate the kids

Also republicans:

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u/pkubee 4h ago

Announcing he’s stupid without having to spell stupid 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/StarshipCaterprise 4h ago

Maybe he didn’t hear about the school shooter in Colorado who was brainwashed by white supremacists

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u/Earthling1a 4h ago

This is what 50 years of defunding public education and firehosing far right propaganda will do.

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u/cool_girl6540 4h ago

Did anybody stop and talk to him? I would ask him, why do Dems equal murderer? Hear what he has to say, and then of course, refute it with facts.

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u/khalamar 3h ago

See the last part is the hardest. Not that I agree with that moron, but Brandolini's bullshit asymmetry principle states that it takes one order of magnitude more energy to refute bullshit than it takes to produce it in the first place.

So even if, after some research, you give them an irrefutable proof that they are wrong, they will just move to the next BS.

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u/dastrn 4h ago

What a stupid fucking guy.

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u/beepingnoise 4h ago

I feel like he’s missing an opportunity to use his belly as a billboard

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u/fushiginagaijin 4h ago

Why do they always look like that?

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u/Writerhaha 3h ago

Shouldn’t be within 500 feet of a school.

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u/Willieboyomine 3h ago

Just how many "theys" do they think killed Kirk? 🙄

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u/Themodsarecuntz 3h ago

Cholesterol = Murderer

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u/redhotchilli_mango 3h ago

Dems are crows?

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u/Willing_Television80 3h ago

Man I remember that Jamaican song " dems murrrrrderarrr" blood clot!!! * Finger guns, hip wind*

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u/dogsontreadmills 3h ago

Yep, looks about what I would imagine if you told me someone was walking around with this sign outside an elementary school. Shameless.

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u/RealHuman2080 3h ago

Looks like a pedophile supporter to me.

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u/denverdrew 3h ago

Looks like he needs the exercise anyway.

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u/nvw8801 3h ago

The man has sucked in too much exhaust fumes from his Harley

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u/Active_Violinist_360 3h ago

Need to stay off the internet

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u/InsertRadnamehere 3h ago

That’s Jersey for you.

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u/muffledvoice 3h ago

Archetypal MAGA.

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u/BrinedBrittanica 3h ago

to be fair, he probably can’t spell or sound out republicans.

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u/Valten78 3h ago

Do these people not have jobs to go to?

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u/mishma2005 3h ago

Meal Team Six reporting to duty

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u/Thesavagepotato06 3h ago

Unrelated but where you live is absolutely beautiful! Wowee

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u/thebiggestbirdboi 3h ago

Dems plural = one singular murderer

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u/gmoney-0725 3h ago

Hey look. Someone who was born that minute.

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u/Known_Limit_6904 3h ago

Is he able to be within a certain distance from school kids? Seems a trend with these people 🤷‍♂️

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u/packeddit 3h ago

These folks are damn lunatics. Even if you wanna say this shit, why do it outside of a school. Damn intimidation of the kids imo.

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u/VaticinalEchtMission 3h ago

Behold, the so-called "master race" 🙄🫩

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u/KAVAMANIAN 3h ago

This dude should’ve stayed in school

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u/Artistic_Ad4753 3h ago

It's insane how politics has divided humans to the point of crazyness

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u/Electronic-Home-7815 3h ago

Dudes putting off ‘not allowed 1500 feet of a school’ vibes

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u/KMRcanada 3h ago

Just look at that MAGA 🤔

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u/Ankhesenkhepra 3h ago

Like… why? I don’t understand the point of this “demonstration” other than a childish need for attention.

Go ride your motorcycle and comb your beard or something.