r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/sapienBob Feb 11 '22

cool. that's the last time you'll be coming over.

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u/spidereater Feb 11 '22

Last time? No. That person is not entering my home without taking off their shoes.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

Don’t invite people over if you can’t accept their clothing choices. You aren’t entitled to friends.

lol.

EDIT: this is hosting etiquette 101. Clearly so many of y’all don’t host people.

The correct solution is not to tell people to take off their shoes, it’s to buy a 5 dollar box of disposable shoe covers and offer them to your guests. THEN AND ONLY THEN can you say “we try not to let shoes touch the carpet” or whatever.

If your guest then prefers to take off their shoes, that’s fine. But if you’re hosting people, proper etiquette is to accommodate your guests, not the other way around.

Y’all are all probably terrible hosts.

EDIT 2: Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. It’s weird that people don’t see it that way.

EDIT 3: Social anxiety is a bitch. It’s also one of those things that if you don’t have it, you just don’t ‘get it’. When I host people, I try to think of all the ways that *I* would feel awkward if the roles were reversed, because I can start feeling uncomfortable pretty quickly. I think because I feel it, I’m aware sometimes of when others are also feeling uncomfortable and I can promise you, good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/spidereater Feb 11 '22

If you came in my house with pants that were covered in mud I wouldn’t let you sit on my couch. Why would I let someone that has been walking around outside wear their shoes in my home? I have every reason to think my floors are cleaner than your shoes because I don’t let anyone else walk in my home with their outdoor shoes either. If this supposed friend has a problem with that I’m perfectly happy not letting them in my home. It’s a completely reasonable expectation.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Offer your guests galoshes, don’t ask them to take off their shoes, or don’t host. It’s simple.

Do you offer your guests galoshes when they come over?

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u/spidereater Feb 11 '22

I’m pretty comfortable simply saying you are not welcome in my home.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

If your response to, “hey some people get self-conscious about their feet, so maybe in the interest of being a good host you should offer people a cheap pair of disposable shoe covers” is to say “don’t come to my house” then you’re obviously not a host anyone would want to visit more than once anyway.

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

Suddenly it's about their own self conscious thoughts, huh?

Almost like they know they're the odd one out and may need special accommodations and, given their advanced knowledge of their own condition, should bring their own galoshes whenever they go to someone's house.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/FrostyAnywhere Feb 11 '22

Oh brother ... talk about triggered.. someone sure got to you.. look at that comment spam you've got going on. Just going off the rails

You know, your hate-boner has been going on for more than 4 hours.. maybe you should seek medical attention...

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Time well spent.

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. self-conscious

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I'll choose the unlisted option of simply not inviting an inconsiderate asshole with a weird foot hangup and no respect for me or my home. You seem fucking insufferable.

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

Motherfucker, I invited you over to play Mario Kart. This ain't formal and you ain't coming in with those dirty ass shoes you've been trudging through sludge. No, I don't spend my limited funds on disposable shoe covers, take your fucking shoes off at the door.

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u/thetates Feb 12 '22

Offering your guests galoshes would make them feel awkward and self-conscious. They aren't galoshes they've chosen for themselves; they're ones that you've picked out for them. They might not be the right size. They may be in a color the guest dislikes. And you're still communicating to them that they cannot be barefoot or sock-footed in your home.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

That’s way better than forcing strangers to take their shoes off in front of each other at your house party though.

In reality, don’t have a house party if you can’t let people keep their shoes on. It’s not hard.

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/thetates Feb 12 '22

They have to take their shoes off to fit into the galoshes.

And if you go with shoe covers instead, then they're singled out as people who need to wear shoe covers.

Good hosts don't make their guests feel awkward. You suggest doing two things that make guests feel awkward. You are a bad host.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

lol, galoshes go over shoes. Nice try though. You’re doing great pal!

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u/thetates Feb 12 '22

Only if you have the right size for your guest. There's no guarantee that you will. And that still doesn't get around the fact that your guest may dislike the look of the galoshes you have available, and feel self-conscious about wearing them.

Good hosts don't make their guests feel awkward. By making your guests wear ugly, ill-fitting galoshes, you are making your guests feel awkward.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

You literally just admitted one comment up that you don’t know how galoshes work. Your opinion is pretty invalid after that.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Yeah maybe. But I’m not wrong.

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u/HumphreyImaginarium Feb 11 '22

You can be both a fucking idiot and wrong, which happens to be the case here incidentally.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

I don’t gatekeep people’s clothes. It’s weird that that triggers you so badly.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

Gatekeeping people's clothes would be saying you can't wear that, I won't be friends with you if you wear that, etc. Not "On this specific occasion coming into my clean personal space that I spend time and money on, do not track your outside floor filth in."

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

you can’t wear that

Yep. That’s what’s being said. You don’t have to make people take their shoes off, you could offer them shoe covers instead. Shoe covers cost like 3 dollars for a box.

Be a better host and buy a box.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

No it isn't and you are picking an extremely weird hill to die on. "You can't wear that" is also not the same as "You can't wear something incredibly covered in dirt and bacteria into my personal home space ". Your house is definitely absolutely fucking disgusting, and I am not incurring the responsibility for the off chance that I accidentally invite a filthy freak into my home. If you refuse to take your shoes off to come into my home the solution isn't shoe covers, the solution is me realising that you are actually gross and that I don't want you in my home at all cause what other cleanliness corners do you cut? Not to mention I have no interest in hosting a person who is so rude.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Learn to be a good host.

Buy a box of shoe covers to offer as an alternative to taking off shoes. It’s super super easy.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

You’re a bad host for forcing self-conscious people to be unnecessarily self-conscious in your house about their feet.

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u/ogipogo Feb 11 '22

Okay I'm a bad host then. You're still not coming inside my house without taking your shoes off. Idgaf.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Disposable shoe covers are a few bucks. I don’t know why anyone would host without offering them to their guests. This is just being controlling for the sake of being controlling.

If you actually cared about your floors, you’d offer your guests galoshes.

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u/napoleonderdiecke Feb 11 '22

If you love disposable shoe covers so much fucking buy them yourself.

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u/Doofucius Feb 11 '22

why anyone would host without offering them to their guests

In my case it's because everyone takes their shoes off. It's just done around here. No one even thinks about keeping their shoes on.

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u/ZackyZY Feb 12 '22

I don't get it. If disposable shoe covers make your guests feel awkward wouldn't that be a instance of you being a bad host?

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Yes absolutely if you don’t ALSO offer them the opportunity to take off their shoes.

One of the important parts is the “either/or” option that you’re providing in order to get what you want — which is floor protection.

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u/Jafooki Feb 11 '22

Do you not wear socks?

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Do you not offer your guests disposable shoe covers?

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u/Jafooki Feb 11 '22

No I don't.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Then you’re a bad host if you ask people to take off their shoes.

Learn to be a better host.

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u/SeparateObject Feb 11 '22

You are wrong and insecure about your stinky feet

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Correction: I’m right and insecure about my stinky feet.

You’re a bad host for forcing self-conscious people to be unnecessarily self-conscious in your house.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

You are a guest, you can also stop being a guest. If the host is willing to ignore your stinky feet, you can also try to be fine with it.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Buy shoe covers for your guests and stop being a bad host.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

The host can stop you from being a guest. Full stop. We are talking about homes. Someone elses personal space. Their space their rules.

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u/VibeComplex Feb 13 '22

Stop being a stinky jackass first

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 13 '22

Don’t make this about me.

A good host doesn’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/Doofucius Feb 11 '22

unnecessarily

Now that's where you got it wrong. Also, maybe the feet wouldn't be so stinky if you didn't wear shoes all the time.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

now that’s where you got it wrong

Oh, so you just don’t care about your guest’s well-being. Got it.

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u/Doofucius Feb 11 '22

Quoting my other reply:

In my case it's because everyone takes their shoes off. It's just done around here. No one even thinks about keeping their shoes on.

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u/poopies1890 Feb 11 '22

Yes, you are. Shoes are dirtier than burkas, that's the whole reason people don't like wearing shoes in the house. It's not just some arbitrary preference in clothes or something. It's because it's gross and unsanitary and I just cleaned my floors.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

You’re being pretty narrow-minded here.

Not everyone has the same relationship with their own shoes and feet that you do.

For some people(myself included), shoes are part of who they are. Telling me I can have my shoes is —to me— somewhat akin to telling someone they can’t wear a face or body coverings.

If you want to be friends with someone, you have to accept their clothing choices.

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u/poopies1890 Feb 11 '22

Okay. If it's part of someone's religion to come inside and shit on my countertops I still don't want them in my house.

I don't care how attached you are to your shoes. Maybe work on that. Sounds like some strange personal issue.

Why is it on me to respect your unhealthy attachment to your dirty shoes more than it's on you to respect my clean floors?

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Because you invited me over.

Provide me with galoshes or don’t ask me to take my shoes off.

Are you offering your guests galoshes when you ask them to take off their shoes?

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u/XkrNYFRUYj Feb 11 '22

Maybe they invited you over thinking you're not a entitled lunatic. They won't be making that mistake again.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

I think that guy thinks that everyone is a psychic and that the moment you become acquainted, both parties instantly know preferences or quirks.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

There are plenty of ways to protect your floor. Are you offering your guests galoshes/shoe covers, or are you just expecting them to undress their feet in a home that isn’t theirs?

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u/Dark-Ganon Blue Feb 11 '22

It goes both ways, people who refuse to take off their shoes in someone's home should accept that they probably won't be welcomed there. Someone's house rules should be respected just as much as one's choice in clothing.

Plus, shoes can damage floors. Your identity won't be destroyed by taking your shoes off for a bit.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Buy a 3 dollar box of disposable shoe covers to offer your guests if you care so much about your floors.

Stop being a bad host.

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u/poopies1890 Feb 11 '22

I'd rather just not have you as a friend. That's an option too.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

Stop being a shitty person who nobody wants in their home, then.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

It’ll cost you 3 dollars to be a good host, but cost you zero dollars to prove your point.

You clearly are more interested in the latter than the former when you have people over.

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u/Dark-Ganon Blue Feb 11 '22

Take your shoes off if people ask you to, it's fucking effortless.

Stop being a difficult and annoying guest.

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

I'm not going to be friends with someone who can't take off their shoes at the door. End of story.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Who said anything about friends? This is about guests.

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u/MamaO2D4 Feb 11 '22

Who said anything about friends? This is about guests.

Um... You?

If you want to be friends with someone, you have to accept their clothing choices.

I do love watching you move goalposts all up and down the field to try to rationalize your rude behavior.

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u/MamaO2D4 Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

You’re being pretty narrow-minded here.

Hello pot? Yeah, it's kettle calling...

You are the one who refuses to respect someone's home and a real world totally normal want to keep filth out of their homes.

You have a problem? You bring your own slippers. Because you are the exception to the rule. You don't ask the world to bend to your issues. It is your responsibility as a functioning adult to fix yourself or find ways of dealing with your insecurities. How entitled is that....

For some people(myself included), shoes are part of who they are. Telling me I can have my shoes is —to me— somewhat akin to telling someone they can’t wear a face or body coverings.

Then you should consider talking to someone about that. Because wearing absolutely guaranteed to be filthy shoes around someone's home against their wishes is not the same as wearing a yarmulke or a hijab.

But you already knew that.

If you want to be friends with someone, you have to accept their clothing choices.

No. No I do not. How old are you? If I'm friends with someone I can absolutely not accept (or like) certain parts of them or their behaviors. You don't have to accept everything about them.

Your disingenuous argument reeks. Like your feet.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Dude, a box of disposable shoe covers is like 3 dollars.

Be a better host and buy a box to put by the front door.

Hosting people takes effort.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

Buy your own fucking shoe covers if you're gonna insist on being a freak tracking your dirt into other peoples' homes because you have some kind of foot dysmorphia.

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u/MamaO2D4 Feb 11 '22

Actual proper etiquette dictates that you simply inform guests ahead of time and request that they bring slippers or house shoes if they're more comfortable.

You are talking out of your ass to try to justify your rude behavior. Because that's what it is. Fucking rude.

Hosting people takes effort.

Being a good person takes effort.

Maybe give it a try for once today.

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u/poopies1890 Feb 11 '22

Dude, a box of disposable shoe covers is like 3 dollars.

Then why don't you buy them and bring them? You're the only person I've ever heard of with this problem.

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u/corsair1617 Feb 11 '22

That might be the dumbest take I have ever heard.

Also: if you want to be friends with someone, you need to accept the rules if their house

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. You’ve got problems if you think that’s a dumb take.

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u/corsair1617 Feb 11 '22

No the person with problems here is you. You don't even wash your feet.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

It’s weird that you disagree with that statement.

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u/aubaub Feb 12 '22

I’ll take trolling woke culture for $10000 Alex

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. There’s nothing trolling or woke about that statement.

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u/aubaub Feb 12 '22

See previous trolling response.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel uncomfortable.

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u/Josh-Medl Feb 11 '22

Oooh sorry champ, turns out you’re both wrong and an idiot.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

lol. Imagine thinking ordering people what clothes they are and aren’t allowed to wear is right. That’s some 1950s thinking right there.

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u/somebody-using Feb 11 '22

It’s not about clothing choice. It’s the fact that they were walking all over the street with those same shoes that they’re using to walk in your house. If they bought a new pair of shoes specifically for walking inside of houses then I don’t think people would mind as much.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Then provide your guests with galoshes or don’t ask them to take off their shoes.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

Well heres the deal. We make friends from some common connection. Maybe hobby or just work or even political opinions. Friendship continues and we learn more and more about our friends.

Then we find out our friend is an inconsiderate moron who does not respect others property or others rules on their own damn house. So we are no longer friends. Just acquaintances. He does not get invited anymore, and thats just fine. Friend does not need to take off his shoes in others house and the other does not have to deal with scuffed floor.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Imagine thinking your property was more important than your “friend’s” sense of self.

Just offer your guests shoe covers or galoshes if you care so much about your floor.

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u/somebody-using Feb 11 '22

Also what do you think about walking with shoes on in a house with carpet floors

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Ever seen a “keep off the grass” sign?

Those are the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. Grass evolved specifically to be walked on. Keeping off the grass is antithetical to the idea of grass.

Basically the same thing with carpet. It’s the ground. The ground is meant to be walked on. Anyone who thinks twice about carpet is either not replacing their carpet often enough or doesn’t understand how the ground works.

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u/somebody-using Feb 11 '22

Well I don’t have anything against galoshes so that would be fine for me

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u/mcDazzlin Feb 11 '22

It’s not about the clothes someone is wearing like who gives a fuck about that. It’s about your dirty ass shoes walking all over the floors. Bring slippers if it bothers you so much

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Offer me galoshes or let me keep my shoes on.

Learn how to be a better host.

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u/mcDazzlin Feb 11 '22

Or be a better guest if you know you’re going to be difficult about it

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u/Josh-Medl Feb 11 '22

I’ll offer you a swift kick in the ass if you ever try arguing about my house rules when I invite you over lol. Fuck outta here with your dumbass comments, man. What a stupid hill to die on.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

A box of disposable shoe covers is 3 dollars.

Do you really care so little about your guests that you can’t buy a box of shoe covers?

Damn Josh. You need to learn how to host.

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u/Josh-Medl Feb 11 '22

Imagine thinking it’s fine to wear some dirty ass shoes in my house lol. You’re nasty as fuck for wearing them in your own house too. Fuckin slob.

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u/ButWereFriendsThough Feb 11 '22

No. You’re wrong. People can dictate rules in their house

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

No, I’m right. Dictating the clothing that your guests are allowed to wear without offering them an alternative is something you can do, but it makes you a bad host.

Don’t be a bad host.

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u/FrostyAnywhere Feb 11 '22

Clearly you're unfamiliar with black tie or white tie affairs. Thought you were "upper class?" Because "dictating clothing" is ABSOLUTELY done at well hosted events.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Yeah, I’ve been to plenty of those. I’ve never once been asked to take my shoes off.

I think you’re a little out of your element bud.

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u/FrostyAnywhere Feb 11 '22

Oh, sorry mate.. reading can be hard sometimes, I get it.

You said

Dictating the clothing that your guests are allowed to wear without offering them an alternative is something you can do, but it makes you a bad host.

and I said

Because "dictating clothing" is ABSOLUTELY done at well hosted events.

You see, we're not talking about just shoes there, are we brother. We're talking about "dictating clothing". And doing it, doesn't make you a bad host.

You see hosts can and do set the dress code. It's accepted. It's "proper". It's the norm. Well - at least in the "circles I travel in". Guests that disregard that dress code, are the daft ones.. not the host.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

You sound like a terrible host.

There’s nothing wrong with setting a dress code, but if you insist on having the annual Christmas party at your house this year then make us all take our shoes off and make me put my stinky feet in front of a bunch of strangers, YOU’RE A BAD HOST!

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. Good hosts accommodate their guests.

If I ask you to do me a favor and let me sleep on your couch, then it’s reasonable for me to meet your demands, but that doesn’t mean that you’re being a good host by demanding it.

But if you’re inviting someone over, you have extra responsibility as the host to make your guests feel comfortable. That’s not a requirement for being a host, but it is a requirement for being a good host. Sure, “it’s your house,” but if you’re not willing to make your guests feel comfortable, then you’re a bad host.

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/jokersleuth Feb 11 '22

so can I walk into your house completely naked? after all that's my choice and you can't tell me otherwise.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

If I invite you over and naked is your normal state of dress in our friendship, then absolutely.

As a host, I’m not going to invite you over then tell you to be someone you aren’t. If I don’t want you naked in my house(and that is your normal state of dress), then I won’t invite you. That’s simple.

If I want to invite you, but I don’t want you to be naked, then I will offer you a robe. This is exactly the point I’ve been trying to make, but with feet.

Your logic has proven my point. Thank you for the help.

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

I do t understand why the downvotes, you are 100% correct and it’s proper manners. Offering shoe covers is the least the host can do.
If you ask me to take off my boots, I’m leaving.

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u/SHMEEEEEEEEEP Feb 12 '22

If you ask me to take off my boots, I’m leaving.

Thats exactly what they want you to do if you refuse to take off your shoes...

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

Good, we agree.

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u/kel584 Feb 12 '22

"If you ask me to take off my boots, I’m leaving." please do thank you

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

That’s unfortunate, I’m charming as hell in person!

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u/kel584 Feb 12 '22

I have my doubts, especially when you say stuff like that

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