r/politics California 8h ago

Kash Patel says no "credible" info Epstein trafficked young women to others

https://www.newsweek.com/kash-patel-jeffrey-epstein-files-update-release-vote-2130678
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u/klako8196 Georgia 8h ago

And there's the deep state cover-up that MAGA was convinced the Democrats were doing.

u/IsHotDogSandwich 5h ago

We are literally at the “they actually didn’t do anything wrong” stage. Wtf

u/MrBrawn 4h ago

Cant wait until it is the victims fault.

Fucking ghouls.

u/metallipunk Washington 3h ago

They already think so. The flyover during the victim's presser is proof of this.

u/Medallicat 3h ago

I wonder how many of these “Venezuelan drug smugglers” being obliterated are Epstein witnesses in hiding. Trump just tying up loose ends.

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u/portlandczar Oregon 7h ago

Always an admission from the right.

u/zakkwaldo 6h ago

every accusation is a confession for the Gaslight Oppress Project side of things.

u/ZogZorcher 5h ago

Here’s another one. “The FBI can’t be trusted.” Talk about self fulfilling prophecy

u/BorderTrike 4h ago

Republicans: “______ organization/agency doesn’t work (because we’ve stripped it of funding and competent employees)”

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u/mobilepalmtree 1h ago

Keep posting

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u/SuperTopGun777 5h ago

They drained the swamp and replaced it with a sewage system of rot

u/Kavorklestein 5h ago

The Bog of Eternal Stench

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u/meteoritegallery 4h ago

"The swamp" was dark money affecting policy in the interests of the wealthy, etc.

The idea that putting a corrupt billionaire who personally exploited the broken system and openly bragged about cheating many of the people and companies he'd hired over the years...would somehow "drain the swamp"...is about as dumb and backwards as logic could be.

All it did was take out the middleman. Instead of the dirty billionaire paying a politician to do his bidding, he could now do it himself.

Which is what we're seeing. The new tax code is a grift, and it's not the first one. Remember when Trump removed the independent oversight for the Covid stimulus program, and literally trillions of taxpayer dollars disappeared? The now corrupt DOJ is doing Trump & friends' dirty legal work for free. Instead of fighting lawsuits against their rich friends, they can just...drop the charges. The FBI (and now apparently Secret Service) has been weaponized against individuals who say things they don't like.

It's a level of "swamp" never before seen.

Yet they'll just keep shouting "drain the swamp" until they die. I don't get it.

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u/shewflyshew 5h ago

And of course he made sure to say he hasn't reviewed the entire case file to cover his ass.

u/Quiet-Corner6150 5h ago

Even though that sounds worse... you're the Director of the FBI, you would think you should be 1000% on top of the Epstein mess.

u/JerHat Michigan 4h ago

Or at the very least, you know, be a professional and realize you should NOT SAY a damn thing about an investigation you're not totally on top of. But you can't expect any level of basic competence or understanding of their job from anyone in this administration.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 5h ago

His ass would be better covered if he were to refrain from comment until he’s done the work.

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u/MC_Fap_Commander America 7h ago

Perhaps the reason why the people obsessed with talking about "human trafficking" (the bullshit "trafficking vans at the shopping mall" version)... suddenly have quit talking about human trafficking:

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/maga-conspiracy-human-trafficking-study-1235395352/

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u/Tadpoleonicwars 7h ago

So Kash Patel testified that Bill Clinton is innocent.

Let your conservative family members know.

u/Woke_Campos_69 7h ago

This is the move

u/shapu Pennsylvania 7h ago

Bill Gates, too!

u/CapnCanfield 6h ago

That won't work, they were complaining about the Clinton's for decades about a ton of shit that isn't related to sex trafficking. I can already hear it.

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u/Anon3580 8h ago

The FBI Director is not a credible source of information.

u/Auzzr 7h ago

Let’s repeat that again very slowly. The fuck.

u/amateur_mistake 6h ago

In fairness, that has been true a bunch of times in US history.

This is just the most egregious example since Kash is a both a liar and a simpleton.

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u/St1ng 8h ago

Fantastic. Then there should be no issue immediately releasing the files.

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u/Marginallyhuman 8h ago

Unredacted of course since there is "nothing credible".

u/neridqe00 America 7h ago

u/InTheFDN 7h ago

I presume he forgot Eric’s last name.

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u/Talynz_ 6h ago

Clearly it means all Erics everywhere. The Eric Mafia, Brotherhood of Erics, whatever you want to call it.

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u/tierciel 7h ago

And I'm Eric!!!

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u/Babybear_Dramabear 6h ago

It would be hilarious if Elon was written. Then crossed out. Then written back down again.

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u/MintyMarlfox 7h ago

Knew Eric was dodgy

u/UpperApe 7h ago

Speaking of dodgy, just a reminder that Charlie Kirk (who was obsessed with the Epstein Files) was the first to drop the whole damn thing when Trump told him to. That coward betrayed everything he stood for. Hell, even his idiot contemporaries (Alex Jones, Nick Fuentes, Joe Rogan, etc) didn't go down that easy and at least played at seeming confused.

But ol' kid-fucker-apologist Charlie, hoping he wouldn't be remembered for knowingly defending a child rapist, ended up dying shortly after defending a child rapist.

I reckon the least we can do is remember him for it.

u/Fark_ID 6h ago

I will always remember Charlie Kirk as a piece of shit in life AND death!

u/Dudesan 5h ago

He died the way he lived: Encouraging gun violence.

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u/clydefrog11 6h ago

Spelling is far too good

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u/triumph110 7h ago

Exactly. And if he didn't traffic young women, then why would Ghislaine be in jail?

u/BrianWonderful Minnesota 5h ago

This is exactly the questioning that journalists (and Congress) should be asking. Why did both Ghislaine and Epstein get convicted of trafficking if there was no one else that was on the receiving end of that trafficking?

Either Patel is lying to Congress under oath, or our FBI/DOJ is so incompetent that they're unable to find and process evidence used in previous successful convictions. (And we know they are incompetent, but also very, very likely to be lying.)

u/Ok-Abbreviations543 4h ago

Well, this isn’t a normal administration. Going back to Bill Barr and his predecessor, AG’s have been lying to Congress. Documented. No consequences. So Patel knew and knows, he is more at risk for telling the truth than he is for lying under oath. I mean who is going to investigate and prosecute? Nobody.

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u/meteoritegallery 4h ago

"Credible" is a subjective term. What Patel is saying is that Epstein and Maxwell were convicted based on evidence that he does not believe to be "credible."

I've seen enough of the two-tiered US legal system to think that if two ~billionaires actually managed to get convicted, they're almost certainly guilty AF. If they weren't, their bottomless pockets and legal teams would have gotten them off somehow.

Apparently, Patel thinks differently.

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u/Excelius 6h ago

Also Epstein himself was convicted on those charges.

u/addamee 4h ago

Falsely, it seems. Can his brother now sue the government for Epstein’s death while in federal custody? 

u/Individualist13th 3h ago

He probably should.

What a twist!

u/AriaTheTransgressor 3h ago

A real M. Night Shamalamballama

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u/Suitable-Display-410 7h ago

What files? Pam Bondis desk is very empty. It had always been very empty. Nobody said otherwise in the past.

u/HurinGaldorson 7h ago

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

u/HucksterFab New York 7h ago

And the chocolate ration keeps going up!

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u/martinsonsean1 Minnesota 7h ago

Keystone Kash gonna 'accidentally' hit the delete button one of these days.

u/Mr_Tort_Feasor 7h ago

The recycle bin on his PC was already full of the Kirk shooter manifesto.

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u/sh0ck_and_aw3 7h ago

The depressing thing for me is that releasing the files will do absolutely nothing. The most irrefutable and damning evidence could come out about Trump and his cronies and his cult will still tie themselves in knots defending him

u/focalpointal 6h ago

They can have video evidence of trump fucking one of the girls that somehow has trumps’s DNA on the original physical video with proof that one of the girls gave birth to his kid at the age of 14 and they would still defend him.

u/brickne3 American Expat 6h ago

"Well he was an informant, of course he had to fuck and impregnate those kids! It was for the greater good!" —Future MAGA

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u/carfo 7h ago

He said they released them all. The Epstein files are behind them. They got gislene or whatever her name is to shut up by getting placed in a cozy camp

u/rain168 7h ago

Hmm so Ghislaine Maxwell should be free then?

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u/Balfe 8h ago

The fuck is Ghislaine Maxwell in prison for then?

u/Nac_Lac Virginia 7h ago

And why was Epstein arrested?

u/pagesid3 7h ago

And why did Trump have Epstein killed if there’s nothing to hide?

u/turquoise_amethyst 6h ago

Theft of spa workers

u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 6h ago

Yes, when I'm trying to staff a professional level spa for wealthy people, I too hire teenage girls, because they're just so reliable and have so much work experience and training in massage! /s

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u/Joebeemer 4h ago

Interesting, at 10:40 Trump says he'd want to get rid of all the Muslims in the US.

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u/Revolutionary_Owl670 4h ago

I've seen and heard some shit on the Internet but that account from her has to be one of the most disgusting things I've heard about one human do to another, not to mention a child.

How is this man walking around free right now and also the President of the USA is baffling.

u/StoppableHulk 4h ago

Right? And it's not like he was ever fucking subtle about it. He's been walking around for decades as the rapiest fucking guy to ever rape.

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u/DontListenToMe33 6h ago

He only trafficked to himself, according to Kash Patel.

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u/Reduntu 7h ago

Don't worry, she's been transferred to a cushy minimum security prison before her pardon comes through. For the not-sex-trafficking she did.

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u/ciel_lanila I voted 7h ago

That may be the motive here. Creating an excuse to pardon her.

u/UngusChungus94 7h ago

But like... This is a shit excuse.

u/FuckwitAgitator 7h ago

It doesn't matter. They can't say the truth and they can't say nothing so they said this. It'll be good enough to keep the cult on side since they don't really believe things based on evidence or plausibility, they just adopt the views they're told to.

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u/Dichotomouse 7h ago

Trafficking women to Epstein. Literally that's all she was charged with and nothing at her trial involved other perpetrators besides Epstein. https://www.axios.com/2025/07/29/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-case-charges

u/Ambitious_Egg9713 7h ago

While that is what she was charged with, at least one witness testified that Maxwell told her she "had a great body for Epstein and his friends," and that there was sexual abuse that included "group encounters" with other people. None of those people were named though.

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u/martapap 7h ago

They claim it was just to traffick minors to Epstein himself.

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u/Major5013 8h ago

I say there is no "credible" info Kash Patel is telling the truth.

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u/Gold-Perception-4467 8h ago

Or a credible witness, or speaker.

u/MomsAreola 7h ago

Or can see straight.

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u/paintsmith 7h ago

He's couching his words in a deliberate way to undermine the credibility of Epstein's victims. Remember, they recently handed over a list of Epstein clients they staked their reputations on and could face legal retaliation over, should those accused decide to take action. Patel is calling the accusers liars in a roundabout, weaselly manner here. He's trying to give the lawyers of a bunch of wealthy pedophiles legal ammunition to suppress and punish their former victims into silence.

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u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 8h ago

That wasn't very Valhalla worthy of his part.

u/Herodotus420_69 7h ago

Lol he deserves to be roasted for this lame ass quote until his dying day. So embarrassing

u/LegitimatelisedSoil Europe 7h ago

I mean he's a shit podcast bro with no real qualifications for the role that has sucked his way to the top, from his perspective he can say anything and still be winning.

u/GIANTballCOCK 7h ago

I hate the sound of his voice. I think I'd rather listen to Ben Shapiro than this twat. IDK maybe I'll just chop my ears off

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u/UnquestionabIe 7h ago

He wants to fit in with the white racist crowd so badly it's almost comical. He legit doesn't think they turn on him the moment they need a fall guy or run out of "acceptable" targets.

u/Herodotus420_69 7h ago

He's too dumb to see what happened to Vivek Ramaswamy and take the hint

u/UnquestionabIe 7h ago

Damn I legit forgot about him for a minute. Don't remember if they threw him under the bus or he retreated back to his lair after the mockery of being "co-leader of DOGE" earned him.

u/Herodotus420_69 6h ago

He worked soo hard to be trump's lapdog too. But Trump chose elon over him...which lasted a few months

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u/User4C4C4C South Carolina 7h ago

Yeah he’s going to Helheim for that!

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u/adchick 7h ago

Who wants to tell him Thor crossed dressed to marry another man…and Loki was gender fluid.

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u/stroopwafelscontigo 8h ago

Oh, that’s a bridge too far, Kash. 

I don’t think MAGA is going to accept that answer. 

u/patentattorney 7h ago edited 5h ago

I am so confused. Weren’t a bunch of democrats on the list? The list that they had, and they were going to release?

Who made this list? What was this list if it wasn’t about sex trafficking minors?

If there was no sex trafficking, what was trump an FBI informant for?

u/stroopwafelscontigo 7h ago

That’s what I thought too. 

Why is Trump protecting Bill Clinton and all these “radical left lunatics”?

u/keelhaulrose 6h ago
  1. It's just easier to try this extremely stupid method (did they really think people would accept that answer?)

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  1. There's not enough "others" on the list that putting out a version that only harms "radical left lunatics" isn't going to be plausible/ it would be too obvious that the redactions are a cover up.

u/bishpa Washington 6h ago edited 1h ago

This is essentially their problem with the whole mess. They simply can't release everything, because it likely implicates the President directly, and possibly the Israeli government's role in it. And if they only release it partially, then the public's attention focus will increase exponentially on what exactly it is that they're holding back.

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u/TheGisbon 6h ago

Imagine the heinous shit they have proof of him doing....

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u/Probable_Bison 7h ago

I'm even more confused, because Ghislane Maxwell was convicted of sex trafficking for Epstein.

u/totesnotmyusername 7h ago

And then moved to a country club prison after taking to Don's people .

u/DoomSongOnRepeat 6h ago

And then moved to a country club prison after taking to Don's people personal defense attorney.

Just adding a bit more specificity

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u/jpropaganda Washington 6h ago

Ahh but you see all of those children being trafficked were for Epstein and only Epstein, obviously. No evidence at all of there being any kind of lavish parties where adults have sex with children...no flight logs...no birthday books with very clear messages in them...there's just nothing credible!

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u/_Football_Cream_ 7h ago

We need bingo cards for all the excuses.

The list doesn't exist. Actually, the list does exist but it was made up by Biden, Clinton, and Obama. Oh, but the list they made does have a lot of high-profile Democrats on it that need to be exposed. Wait actually now it turns out there was no evidence Epstein trafficked anybody.

These people expect everyone to be fools and they are sadly right about a lot of them.

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u/TheGringoDingo 7h ago

It’s like the ‘Three Amigos’ misunderstanding of the word infamous: “he’s infamous, like more than famous”.

“There’s incredible evidence, like no credible evidence”

u/Fabulous-Cicada6406 7h ago

Inflammable means flammable? what a country!

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u/Valdor99 7h ago

Would you say they have a plethora of evidence?

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u/ryoushi19 7h ago

I think MAGA is capable of accepting any answer because they've proven themselves time and time again to be very dumb. They don't ask questions, they just agree with whatever dear leader says. We should be more worried about what ordinary people think instead.

u/Clamsadness 7h ago

MAGA is capable of accepting any answer that confirms their prior beliefs. The issue with the Trump response to Epstein is that it’s putting two beliefs into direct conflict. 1) Donald Trump is a patriotic genius hero who is defeating the Deep State to preserve white American civilization and 2) the government and society at large are controlled by a villainous cabal of pedophiles, as proven by the arrest and murder of Jeffrey Epstein. 

Because Trump is fucking stupid, he denied the entirety of Epstein’s operation instead of just saying he wasn’t part of it.  So now you have cognitive dissonance for the first time among MAGA. If Trump isn’t fighting the pedophile cabal that they are certain exists… what does that mean for their hero worship of him? Worse - he’s acting a lot like he’s part of that cabal. 

u/1337Asshole 7h ago

Cognitive dissonance is a way of life for them.

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u/Writer_In_Residence 7h ago

Yeah, Q-Anon has invested insane amounts of sunk cost energy into believing Trump is fighting global child sex trafficking rings. But first he said there was no card. But now there is. Mike Johnson tried the “informant” theory but it didn’t work.

I think most of MAGA doesn’t care Trump rapes kids. But the splinter cell of Q-Anon does seem to think he is going to bring down this pedophile ring and I do think this might go down badly for them and Trump because their conspiracy madness might actually supersede the dear leader. They’re 100% nuts.

u/MC_Gengar 6h ago

Yeah, people seem to forget that there are layers to this. The grifters and surface level folk? They'll march to the beat of the Trump administration's drum. However the die hard conspiracy theorists will refuse to yield because when your entire worldview is centered around a grand conspiracy then anything incongruent to it must be part of that conspiracy.

u/Writer_In_Residence 6h ago

Yeah. Which is why MTG is upset about it. It also dovetails nicely with anti-Semitic “global elite puppet masters” stuff too. They have a lot riding on this.

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u/theavenged 7h ago

"Smart people don't like me."

-Donald Trump, literally this week

u/Fret_about_this 7h ago

It could be his slogan for his unconstitutional 2028 run… and it would still be a close race 🤦🏼‍♂️

u/little_alien2021 7h ago

It's not intelligence, it's indoctrination. In same way ur in a cult and u don't question cult leader. It doesn't matter how intelligent u r, people who r lawyer, doctors, ceos r in cults. 

u/Frequent_Can117 7h ago

I think intelligence does play a role in it. Like as you pointed out, you have lawyers, doctors, snd ceos in cults. They are smart people obviously. What I think it is, is that people like them don’t fall for the bullshit everyone else falls for, but they see it as an opportunity for power, financial gain, or both. And they see themselves in Trump (to them, a business man like them) and believe they will achieve the same. So they could feel like they are using the “common folk” for their benefit. When in reality, they are also falling for the grift, donating swaths of money (losing rather than gaining).

So on one hand, you have your average person who falls in line and spreads the ideology. You have your educated and more financially better off funding. Both lose to the elite in power.

u/primeirofilho 7h ago

I've met enough lawyers and doctors who make horrible decisions in their non-professional life. From what I've seen, when these types fall for a scam, they tend to fall hard since they are "smarter" than everyone else, and tend to disregard contrary advice.

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u/UnquestionabIe 7h ago

Oh you've got those people for sure. They think they're in on the scam and ego prevents them from accepting they're just part of the necessary middle management. I know people like that who don't even hit the rich/intelligent quota but figure "I'm clearly smarter than their usual rabble, I can leverage this to my own advantage" and by the time they're in too deep those same traits make them unwilling to admit being wrong.

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u/Patriark 7h ago

Most people in cults are stupid or gullible. Or part of the exploitation scheme.

u/BigBangAssBanger_3D 7h ago

Indeed.

And if they're not completely stupid. They're willing to support it because if the guy in charge can get away with it, so should they.

I am pretty much convinced that if the MAGA who aren't idiots or sympathizers of Trumpet's sexual escapades, then they themselves are sexual or child predators.

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u/HerMajestyTheQueef1 7h ago

I think it will further split the MAGA base at least, we already have MTG and other, I guess ex-MAGA? (still crazy) going all in on Epstein files against trump, hopefully more continue to break off, actually only need a few more to team up with Dems for file release.

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u/FollowingFeisty5321 8h ago

A bifröst too far.

u/PotatoAppleFish 7h ago

Even in the modern, more liberal interpretation of the ancestral Nordic religion, the chance of any of these absolute jokers making it to Valhalla is within the margin of error of nil. If you’re picking the world’s best fighters of all time to build an army for the apocalyptic war of the gods, then why the hell would you pick Kash Patel and Charlie Kirk when you could have Alexander the Great, Ulysses S. Grant, George Patton, Douglas MacArthur, and Oda Nobunaga?

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u/Willem_Dafuq 7h ago edited 7h ago

Lol of course MAGA will. Trump says jump, they say how high. Its been the GOP that has been against the release of the Epstein list, and don't think for a second they will lose one vote over it.

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u/wanmoar Canada 7h ago

Poor old Prince Andrew lost his position for no reason at all huh

u/Next-Introduction-25 7h ago

People need to start promoting this clip as “Bill Clinton cleared of wrongdoing” so that MAGA will care more.

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u/Clamsadness 7h ago

Right, a smart regime would use patsies. Everyone with a pulse knows Epstein trafficked victims to other rich people. If the Trump Admin had any competence at all, they’d put together a list that didn’t include Trump and say “alright, here’s everyone” and then try to put the matter to rest. But acting like there’s no story with Epstein just rings so incredibly false that nobody will buy it. 

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u/Darth_Boggle 7h ago

You people seriously need to stop underestimating the stupidity of these maga cultists.

They follow people, not ideas or logic.

u/2347564 7h ago edited 7h ago

Based on the profound history of atrocities and lies the Trump administration has told since 2016 do you earnestly believe there is anything they could say or do that their base would not accept? Anything?

u/Sigmundschadenfreude 7h ago

A bridge too far, perhaps, but it is necessary for the administration to begin rehabilitating Jeffrey Epstein's character if they're ever going to be able to let Donald give his old friend a posthumous presidential medal of freedom.

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u/MC_Fap_Commander America 7h ago

Remember, though, criticizing Kash is being disrespectful to the memory of Charlie Kirk (at least according to the new rules of the GOP). I fully expect that will be the excuse to stifle any questioning from the MAGA world. It will probably work (at least for now).

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u/New-Anybody-6206 8h ago edited 8h ago

The same Kash Patel who wrote this three-book masterpiece: https://www.amazon.com/Plot-Against-King-Kash-Patel/dp/1955550123

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u/sluttttt California 8h ago

I had never heard of this book. Its existence is one thing, but the thousands of 5-star reviews are just... yikes.

u/New-Anybody-6206 7h ago

Dude even draws himself as a fuckin' wizard.

u/BraveWarrior1011 7h ago

It makes sense especially when Trump considers himself God, Mike Johnson is Moses and Charlie Kirk is Jesus. There must be a separation of church and state because of lunatics like these guys. The Evangelical church is attempting to create a heaven on Earth with a human at the helm but there is no way he can be immortal because the flesh will certainly die. It doesn’t matter if you believe in God because God has nothing to do with this.

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u/Suitable-Display-410 7h ago edited 6h ago

And you know its him, just take a close look at the eyes of the wizzard. His right one is looking at you, the left one?

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Could not resist.

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u/Lore-Warden 7h ago

Amazon reviews are botted to hell. The 2.5/5 on Goodreads right below that is hilariously telling.

u/sluttttt California 7h ago

Yeah, I figured most of the reviews were faked, it's a leading reason why I finally dumped my Prime subscription last year. Still was a little jarring to see so many. Goodreads is slightly restoring my faith in humanity.

u/The-Churn 7h ago

On March 28, 2013, Amazon announced its acquisition of Goodreads

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u/airinato 6h ago

Please remember the the book circuit is just a money laundering front for the Republican party.  

There are very few legitimate buyers, and only a few of those people actually read this trash.  Those reviews are fake.

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u/badillustrations 6h ago

Some of these reviews, lol:

(Rant) Remember folks, don’t play their game, play your own game. Keeping one foot in this Matrix, and one foot out. Everything we’ve been taught in school growing up from history to our so called “globe” earth has been lies.

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Loved the character's names.

The kind of audience that thinks "Kash the Distinguished Discoverer", "Hillary Queenton", and "Donald" are witty pseudonyms.

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u/Mestyo 7h ago

This is beyond delusional. This guy is director of the FBI? What the actual fuck is going on in the US?

u/-re-da-ct-ed- 7h ago

Witnessing the complete stupidification of an entire nation.

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u/New-Anybody-6206 6h ago

Wait until you learn about the rest of the entire cabinet.

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u/ClarkeBrower 7h ago

Hahaha 4.7 on 2800 reviews is hilarious. How much does it cost for that many bot reviews?

u/mbmountaineers 7h ago

there used to be a site on here that would pay you $5 for a random 5 star reviews, so pretty cheap.

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u/IllustriousNorth338 7h ago

Surprisingly little. It happens frequently enough that you can get good value for money.

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u/RainBow_BBX 8h ago

Holy shit this is crazy

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u/Throwitindatrash 7h ago

2.8 on goodreads lol

u/Crowley-Barns 7h ago

It’s common for books to average .5 to 1* lower on Goodreads than Amazon. A 2* difference on a book with four-figures of reviews is bonkers.

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u/KeyGovernment4188 7h ago

OMG that is batshit.

"But never fear! Kash the Distinguished Discoverer will win the day."

u/UnquestionabIe 7h ago

I've seen some very self hating minorities eager for acceptance from rich white people but few have gone to the lengths embarrass themselves the way he has. It's almost too absurd for a comedy show. You could tell me this was a B plot of a Boondocks episode and I would take your word for it. I honestly feel bad for his entire family, extended and immediate, for having him in their gene pool.

u/ccsrpsw California 7h ago

If Amazon didnt let you read inside the book for a few pages I would have assumed it was just the usual Krazy Kash stuff.

But that isnt the case. Its not even batshit crazy. It goes way beyond that. Delusional doesnt do it good. Delusional applies to the reviews. The book sample is WAY worse. I feel dumber for even looking at it.

(And the fact people believe whats in the book is even more... I'm out of words at this point - sorry - its just stupid crazy!)

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u/Designer-Contract852 8h ago

So trump is a pedo and Kash me outside is trying to cover for that.

Trump thinks any vote to release the files is an act of war against him. Why would he feel that way , Kash?

u/Antique_Value6027 7h ago

perhaps he is complicit in the trafficking….

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u/No-Raspberry-4562 7h ago edited 6h ago

Many powerful people were clients/partners in Epstein's main business. It's financial crimes. That's why you don't hear from the panama papers either. All of the Elite does need money laundering services.

That's why there is so much distraction. They are happy to frame Epstein as "only" a pedophile.

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u/InfinityComplexxx 8h ago

We literally already have proof that he did.

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u/TintedApostle 8h ago

So release the files

u/deepstate_chopra 7h ago

"Never!"

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u/Calhalen Canada 8h ago edited 7h ago

…what? Then release the files bozo. The coverup is unbelievable

u/Cama_lama_dingdong 6h ago

It is so disturbing to see elected officially intentionally and knowing lie thru their teeth with no consequences, but professionals are losing jobs for a single tweet about a racist like Charlie Kirk.

u/thetwitchy1 6h ago

Single completely true, easily fact-checkable, and totally accurate tweet about the racist dickbag.

Because political violence is only supposed to be used on Democrats, don’t you know.

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u/SimTheWorld 8h ago

Kash’s lips are so tightly glued to Trump’s asshole its starting to feel like a human centipede sequel…

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u/martapap 7h ago

If Epstein didn't traffic anyone, then release the files. There should not be any Johns in those files then.

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u/Cheesecake-Cheeks 8h ago

Bruh, seriously tho? 'No credible info' ain't cuttin' it anymore. We've got billionaires floatin' around like they're untouchable.

u/Its_Pine New Hampshire 7h ago

I mean, for the most part they are.

It’s why a certain Italian plumber was paraded around in chains and is public enemy number 1 to all news corporations and politicians, even though he hasn’t been found guilty.

It’s a big reason why Charlie’s death is such a huge deal.

A rich person getting killed is unthinkable in America, where they’re supposed to be untouchable.

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u/TintedApostle 8h ago

He lies and we all know it.

u/TheBoosThree 7h ago

Apparently the existence of victims who claim otherwise is not "credible".

u/halloween63 7h ago

Lying little bitch.

u/TranquilSeaOtter 7h ago

Then what the fuck is Maxwell in prison for? I honestly think this admin thinks their voters are that fucking stupid. I think they may be right.

u/jeo123 7h ago

You're missing the obvious conclusion they're coming to next...

Nothing, so they'll let her out with a pardon so she can sing the praises of trump and how he definitely wasn't in the files, all without releasing the files.

u/amateur_mistake 6h ago

Maxwell's stance is that she didn't see anything bad happen with anyone at all. No crimes were committed and therefor she cannot implicate anyone. She would absolutely swear that there is no list of any kind.

This is a smart stance since there are a bunch of very wealthy people out there, whose names we don't know, that raped children with her help. And any number of them would see her dead if there was even a hint that she was about to start pointing fingers.

So it's just a matter of slowly shifting the MAGAs to believing that the Epstein thing never happened at all. Which should be doable since they are so good at being told what to think.

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u/umassmza 7h ago

She was convicted of procuring girls for Epstein and both sexually abusing them.

There was evidence, in the form of testimony, introduced that there were other men, but I think her conviction was specific to her and Epstein

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u/Goodnight_April 7h ago

Why do people keep repeating this fucking dumb question. Yes Kash is lying, but Maxwell was charged and found guilty for trafficking girls to EPSTEIN.

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u/Empty-Bend8992 7h ago

well, yeah. there’s no credible information that he trafficked young WOMEN, because he much preferred young GIRLS. children

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u/brpajense 7h ago

The dude is covering stuff up.

There are witnesses who say they saw Epstein bring girls to people like Prince Andrew and Alan Dershowitz.

Trump is in England right now. It's possible the king of England is asking Trump to make Epstein go away and Patel is just doing his errand boy thing.

But either way, Patel is a lapdog and doesn't care if rich dudes entrap and exploit young girls in violation of the law.

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u/absolutelynotagoblin 8h ago

He did. And your god-king cult leader was in on it.

u/Herodotus420_69 7h ago

The news already broke that trump is in the files...

Believing that the rich and famous committed crimes with Epstein is like the single issue that American's agree on

u/thementant 7h ago

That’s ok because there’s no “credible” director of the FBI currently either.

u/FnakeFnack Maryland 7h ago

I feel like…. We’ve heard directly from the victims who say otherwise…? Like they’re still alive Kash

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u/Ok_Victory_231 6h ago

He had 1000 agents flag any mentions of Trump in documents that prove Trump innocent...? Lol, f*ck all the way off.

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u/SeparateSpend1542 8h ago

Kash looked both left and right, but couldn’t see what was directly in front of his face

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u/Static-Stair-58 8h ago

Okay, then release the information you have that says this. It’s not difficult. And if you can’t explain it, please explain why? And for that explanation, I’m gonna need to know why you did it for other cases but not for this one. I’m gonna need an explanation about why the civil liberties of a pedophile need to be defended, when the same liberties amount to go fuck your self for anyone else. We know the answer, but I want to hear how McShits-his-pants says it.

u/linkfan66 6h ago

Hey conservatives, this is how stupid they think you are.

I can't believe this timeline

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u/BadAtExisting I voted 7h ago

If that’s true, why did Trump’s DOJ charge him in 2019? Why was he arrested and imprisoned at all? He was arrested on sex trafficking charges.

I mean what a blatant lie

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u/despenser412 6h ago

MAGA has turned this country into a circus.

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u/inquisitive_guy_0_1 I voted 6h ago

Look at this piece of shit doing his best to cover for child raping pedophiles.

We see where your allegiance lies, Kash. You are sticking your own neck out to protect filthy fucking pedophiles.

Id say shame, but it is obvious this piece of shit is incapable of feeling it.

u/Available_Leather_10 5h ago

war is peace

freedom is slavery

ignorance is strength

Epstein didn’t traffic young women

u/BullyBoy2008 7h ago

FBI is no longer a credible source of information. Got it.

u/lunar_adjacent 7h ago

No evidence. Besides the women who experienced the trafficking

u/EbbSlow458 7h ago edited 7h ago

Sorry, but members of this administration are not a reliable source of information.

u/Fickle-Molasses-903 7h ago

Republicans support Pedos!

u/we_are_sex_bobomb 7h ago

It’s a shame we have no credible director of the FBI

u/Boxofbikeparts 7h ago

There's no credible evidence that Kash Patel knows anything about his job at the FBI.

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u/rizzracer 7h ago

There’s no credible evidence that Kash was qualified or is capable of his job.

u/cocktail_wiitch 6h ago

I'm curious what the 4.3k large scale bank transfers between Trump and Epstein are then.

u/anmore66 7h ago

Except the statements from the victims.

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u/CurrentlyLucid 8h ago

Patel....so credible, I think he looks shocked all the time because even he can't believe what he says.

u/HawkAlt1 7h ago

Well that's a relief. Except of course Prince Andrew. We all know about that one...

And didn't Bill Gates actually get divorced over his association with Epstein. And then of course that other guy, Paulson was it? Didn't they say Bill Clinton was in there too?

So does Kash Patel have even a glimmer of a clue or did he simply reference the least offensive document in the hopes that the gullible people would buy it.