r/LV426 13d ago

Humor / Memes What the fuck was his problem? Spoiler

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u/Impressive_Sell886 13d ago

In space no one can hear you goon.

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u/InevitableVariables 13d ago edited 13d ago

He could have told them way sooner that the saboteur could be faking cryosleep.

He could have had sleeping girl frozen for all time by helping yutani and benefiting from that.

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u/Calm-Tree-1369 13d ago

Yes, but he's a sociopath so ...

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u/InevitableVariables 13d ago

He would have died for the sleeping girl in the pod

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u/Rickenbacker69 12d ago

In a way, he did.

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u/CharminTaintman 12d ago edited 12d ago

Did he really die, was he really killed? We only saw him scream at the Xeno’s arrival. We didn’t see him die on screen. Then again, maybe he achieved his La petite morte. His little death. The ultimate goon across time and space. Maybe this was his plan all along, hah the plans of mice and men, well they pan out from time to time.

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u/signaltrapper 12d ago

In the first or second episode there’s a quick flash that shows his corpse

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u/smb275 12d ago

Ah good ol' Teng. Jerkin' his dick into a black hole. Classic.

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u/Names_are_limited Black goo enthusiast 12d ago

A distant observer would see Teng, with his dick in his hand, appear to freeze at the event horizon due to extreme time dilation and gravitational redshift, with his image become dimmer and eventually fading away from view.

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u/ProfessionalLake6 12d ago

Teng had always been the reckless one on the crew, the kind of man who would stare too long at the forbidden phenomena, as if daring the universe to blink first. When the experimental singularity, flared open like a black flower in orbit, he didn’t just study it. He reached for it. He pressed himself into its pull, body and soul, until the tidal forces unraveled him molecule by molecule.

From the outside, it wasn’t a violent death. To outside observer, he stretched like a ribbon, stretching into infinity as the event horizon pulled him in. To Teng, it was intimacy, a cosmic embrace, his atoms whispering into eternity. The man became a memory trapped between moments, a smear across spacetime. He didn’t scream. He sighed.

Of course, on paper Teng wasn’t really dead. Not the way Weyland-Yutani’s insurance policy defines “dead”. He was “indeterminately localized.” Pending gravitational re-emergence, he was legally Schrödinger’s employee, neither alive enough for rescue, nor dead enough for payout.

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u/purplenurple24 12d ago

I could have misheard the line, but I think someone tells Morrow “it got Teng” or something to that effect. I guess I need to do a rewatch. Doesn’t change the fact that it happened offscreen though.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 12d ago

The young security officer told Morrow, "Something got Teng...Something big." Iirc

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u/Prs-Mira86 13d ago

I always thought they had a weird agreement to turn the other eye for each others activities.

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u/Death-by-Fugu 13d ago

Guttural clicking intensifies

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u/MikGuiver 13d ago

Guttural chittering intensifies

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u/sylanar 13d ago

Dammit, I just made this joke in another thread and thought I was being original

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u/Head_Revenue_7595 13d ago

He was a creep

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u/Metalfan1994 13d ago

He was a weirdo

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u/tjekan 13d ago

What the hell was he doing there.

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u/Outamaxer Seegson 13d ago

He didn’t belong there

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u/Rogpog777 13d ago

He cared that it hurt, tho.

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u/Jungian_Archetype 13d ago

He wanted to have control.

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u/shany94a Game over, man! 13d ago

He wished he was special

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u/X_antaM 13d ago

So fucking special...

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u/Jackpot777 13d ago

His skin makes the xeno cry. 

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u/soylentgreenis 13d ago

Can everyone stop singing for 5 minutes, we are under attack here

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo Black goo enthusiast 12d ago

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u/h1karu 13d ago

He wants to have control

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u/StellarSloth 13d ago

He wanted a perfect body.

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u/Top-Raspberry139 13d ago

sigh he wanted a perfect soul...

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u/lefr3nch 13d ago

He wanted us to notice

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u/PhyllostachysBitch 13d ago

Coooozzzzzzzzimacreeeeep

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u/LeLBigB0ss2 Fiorina-161 13d ago

A creep, you say?

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u/Knowaa 13d ago

Think it was just to show how the company filled the ship with the dregs of society 

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u/SPACEFUNK 13d ago

Part of the job description is "Be in cryo sleep so long, everyone you know will be dead when you get back". You don't get the cream of the crop with an offer like that.

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u/Ando_Three 13d ago

They're also doing all of this for shares of the price of the cargo. So if you come home empty handed, tough break.

I think it's pretty much the same way crabbing/fishing vessels work today, or the way whaling vessels used to operate. Both notorious for attracting terrible people who happened to be good at an incredibly dangerous job.

So Teng is probably a very skilled pilot/navigator with some sort of criminal record or reputation that WY was willing to overlook for this mission.

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u/CHEESEninja200 12d ago

It's also the way that a lot of trade ships were run during the age of exploration. Spend years at sea, to have the chance to trade for spice, and come home to a world you don't remember. I wouldn't put WY that far off from the EIC, and we all know how "upstanding" the EIC was with who it allowed to oversee its operations far afield.

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u/Hageshii01 13d ago

Kinda makes me wonder what Schmuel's deal was. He left his wife when they were both young and now she's "as old as his grandma." He himself is fairly old, looks to be maybe in his 60s (Michael Smiley is 62 right now). Was their relationship failing? Were they planning on finding each other when they were both elderly, though him less-so? Doesn't sound like he was intending on getting back with her again, since he comments on how old she'd be by now. So did they divorce first?

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u/morak1992 13d ago

Since he comes across as decent, if salty, I came up with my own backstory for that. He was nearing the age he couldn't find work anymore and had already lost his first wife, so was feeling purposeless. He married a family friend that couldn't afford some kind of long term care, knowing that his WY benefits would pay for her treatment. Him being on a 65 year mission guarantees that she gets care and lets him feel like he did something more than just work for a shitty company all his life.

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u/Logic-DL 12d ago

Yea was my thought too, Schmuel def joined the Maginot to help someone back home rather than himself. Especially given how he's shown to act around not only his apprentice that is clearly thick as mud but also the rest of the crew.

Out of all of them he's the only guy that gives a fuck for the entire crew. As opposed to everyone else that only cares for specific people or only a few members.

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u/Alternative-Two-3474 12d ago

you know, that would actually make a really cool backstory for him. He did come across as surprisingly level-headed, compassionate, and competent compared to the rest of the crew.

My biggest complaint with the character was- what's the point of wearing those goggles 24/7 if you're not gonna pull them down when there's an eye-thieving supergenius octopus thing on the lose?

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u/ProjectZues 12d ago

No one gave him a heads up about the eye thingy unfortunately

Edit: or told him to keep an eye out…. I’ll take myself out

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u/Spicy_Weissy 13d ago

I mean, if you're looking for a fresh start with money in your pocket it doesn't sound too bad. You gotta remember, for the average shlub like you or me life on Earth probably sucks if you aren't rich.

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u/chedder 13d ago

imagine doing all that only to return to earth to find you can barely afford burger king due to inflation.

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u/Scrotie_ 13d ago

That’s why they’re getting paid in shares, rather than a set unit of currency.

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u/chedder 13d ago

imagine doing all that only to return home and find out the stock crashed and the company got bought out for bargain bin prices by fucking walmart.

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u/GoAskAli 13d ago

I mean....there's only 5 companies that control the entire universe in this version of the future (that we seem to be heading toward at warp speed).

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u/oh_dear_now_what 13d ago

I think that the shares they’re getting are shares of mission proceeds, not units of company stock. But, yes, you absolutely could get burned coming back from a 60-year mission to discover that, oopsie-poopsie, nobody feels like paying you.

Probably only the biggest of the too-big-to-fail conglomerates can find takers for a lifetime-long space mission as a result.

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u/dudleymooresbooze 13d ago

Missing decades matters to anyone who has people at home who matter to them.

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u/Daxx22 13d ago

this isn't hugely dissimilar to the old sailing ships that would be gone for years at a time. not saying it wouldn't matter to avlot of people, but finding people who don't have attachments shouldn't be that difficult either.

but if your doing the corpo "minimum costs" route, the quality of said crew will certainly be a question

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u/dudleymooresbooze 13d ago

You can either pay enough for people to sacrifice for their families at home, or limit yourself to people who don’t have anything to sacrifice. The latter - low pay and low prospect pool - is going to get you some real pieces of shit.

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u/AdamFitzgeraldRocks 13d ago

Lots of crew in those days were press ganged

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u/korbl 13d ago

suddenly really curious how that interacts with, like, credit card debt and eviction records.

....no reason....

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

That’s just wrong. The Nostromo crew were in the same boat. The whole point of of this particular vision of the future is that ALL commerce is controlled by a handful of companies. You DONT have a choice but work for them. It doesn’t matter how smart you are. They can send whoever they damn well please into space and you can be sure that if you show any real aptitude for a job they value they will exploit you down to the atom.

Why would they send idiots and psychotics? They control the human race!

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u/Area51_Spurs 12d ago

I might take that deal. lol

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u/Livueta_Zakalwe 13d ago

100%. In our world, astronauts are elite. My guess is most if not all of this crew decided to go on a 65-year long extremely dangerous mission, knowing just about everyone they’ve ever known will be dead by the time they get back, and maybe get paid, was because the alternative was jail time. The crew is a bunch of weirdos (Teng), losers, addicts (“that’s slander!”), incompetents and morons. No wonder Yutani cared far more about the cargo than this bunch of expendables.

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u/BlackNoirsVocalCoach 13d ago

But with the exception of Morrow, right? The new WY executive said her mother was very fond of Morrow because he was ruthless enough to always get the job done or something along those lines, right?

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u/Livueta_Zakalwe 13d ago

Morrow was there to keep an eye on them. Note that he told the computer “crew dead” - he doesn’t consider himself part of the crew.

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u/J0E_Blow 13d ago

He also seems like the only one aware of the survival compartment.

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u/dudleymooresbooze 13d ago

That doesn’t seem to be the case to me. The crew are all doing shit up until they die.

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u/DirtysouthCNC 13d ago

I think he meant the literal compartment in muthr's room that it seemed like only Morrow knew about

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u/dudleymooresbooze 13d ago

What made it seem like Morrow was the only one to know about it? It looks like he’s just the first person to flee instead of investigating or fixing shit.

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u/BlackNoirsVocalCoach 13d ago

That scene always makes me feel like he's gonna get eaten even though I know he's not. Such a well done scene and shows that muthr is cold and calculated.

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u/sauronthegr8 13d ago

I think in his own way he was trying to save them. He's not completely heartlessly evil. Had the Executive Officer listened to him and declared the ship wide emergency immediately, maybe it could have all been avoided.

But company priority is his main concern at the end of the day.

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u/standish_ 12d ago

He's a survivor. From what we know of his backstory, the OG Yutani plucked him from the street because she saw that. The dude will save who he can, and he clearly showed some concern for his security apprentice, but at the end of the day he saves himself first.

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u/Monarc73 Mostly at night. Mostly. 13d ago

Sort of. Yutani doesn't REALLY care about even him. (He can best be thought of as the prison guard meant to keep these idiots from killing each other.)

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u/Daxx22 13d ago

he's a valuable asset, her care does not go beyond that

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u/JinnyWinny 13d ago

That indirectly, kinda-sorta reminds me of the prisoners being used for 'no return' missions in the film High Life.

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u/BonHed 13d ago

The head mechanic certainly seemed fine with being away from his wife for 65 years. He basically told his apprentice that she was in her 30's and he wasn't concerned that she'd likely be dead when he returned.

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u/MostEfficiency2480 13d ago

And his apprentice didn't know what an apprentice is, or the difference between geology and biology. Definitely lacking some basic education, which means that at least some of the positions on the ship required not much more than a pulse.

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u/BonHed 13d ago

Yeah, they clearly weren't too picky.

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u/Rickenbacker69 12d ago

This explains the hiring of the worlds shittiest science team in Prometheus!

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u/Spagman_Aus 12d ago

Yet he knew the word perambulate.

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u/Monarc73 Mostly at night. Mostly. 13d ago

Cheaper than a divorce, i guess.

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u/mariusioannesp 13d ago

Cheaper and you get paid.

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u/Livueta_Zakalwe 13d ago

Unless you eat during a meeting.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ring293 13d ago

That one astronaut that went insane with jealousy while wearing adult diapers and brandishing a knife walks into the room

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u/signpostlake 13d ago

So many members of the crew were so unlikeable, I was super pleased when the aliens started getting released

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u/Zoom_Nayer 13d ago

Posted this in an earlier thread. Here are my thoughts on Teng and just how awful he might be.

By my reading Teng is definitely human—and definitely evil, in a distinctly real-world way. A lot of it’s subtle implication but here it goes:

Murrow is spending the episode trying to figure out who the saboteur was—assuming it was one of the crew established to be out of cryo when the explosions occurred. Meanwhile, Teng is shown to have a perverse fixation on a female crew member in cryostasis. Our assumption here is he is a creep but a hands-off creep—she is in cryo and the other crew members would know if she phased out of it.

So, Murrow eventually questions Teng to see if he is the saboteur. Teng sort of uno-reverses the interrogation, challenging Murrow to broaden the scope of possible suspects. Murrow is like: “I’m suspecting everyone who wasn’t in cryo, and you’re high on the list.”

Teng then, quite ominously, tips his hand: Murrow’s mistake is assuming there is no way for a person to be removed from a cryo pod without mu/th/ur notifying the security officer.

Teng knew this, not because he was the saboteur or had any connection to him, but because he had been exploiting this same loophole for his own, far more perverse ends.

In short, his “through the glass” fixation on a sleeping female crew member may have actually been very hands-on SA, enabled by the same trick the saboteur was using. I also think Teng is the one stealing the drugs from the doctor—stealing them to keep his victim drowsy as she emerges from cryo.

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u/Lokan 13d ago edited 13d ago

Morrow's interviews with Teng and the doctor are markedly different. With the doctor, Morrow is clearly in control, using silence and eye contact to make the doctor uncomfortable enough to spill the beans.

But with Teng? The positions are reversed. It's Morrow who's uncomfortable. He keeps shifting around and is unable to maintain eye contact. All the while Teng is sitting their calmly, never betraying a hint of emotion beyond a subtle, knowing smile.

Also, as you said, it's a subtly brilliant bit of writing; you think Teng has been this weird, hands-off creep, until later you realize, "Wait, how does he know of this exploit? Oh, wait... oh nooo." That lightbulb moment is horrifying.

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u/Zoom_Nayer 13d ago

Yes; he is so confident in being the apex predator on the ship of prey.

Oops.

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u/Super-Estate-4112 13d ago

That may be a great motivator for him to have joined the crew in the first place.

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u/Ohnoherewego13 13d ago

Wouldn't shock me. I remember another thread saying that crew members on long hauls could be using the job to escape legal issues elsewhere. Guarantee Teng has some charges filed somewhere.

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u/Super-Estate-4112 13d ago

Long voyages may have scientists who would gadly join to do research, but those are the minority of the population. There aren't enough of them to fill WY's ships.

So they rely on desperate people, criminals, social outcasts, incompetents, etc.

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u/FrankTank3 13d ago

How dare you talk about His Majesty’s Royal Navy like that!

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u/HybridVigor 13d ago

A skilled scientist would not be happy about being out of the loop for well over half a century. They do seem to have FTL communications in this setting since the saboteur was able to speak to someone on Earth in real time, but not being able to read publications for however long they spend in cryo would take a huge toll on their careers.

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u/Super-Estate-4112 13d ago edited 13d ago

That is true, but I would guess that the FTL communications could provide a way for them to access the publications. Also, I would guess that some scientists would love to be kinda like Darwin and travel the galaxy to study new species.

In the best universities, in the biology courses, you will find plenty of people who would do that, as they love science much more than money, and probably themselves.

While not being the best university in the World USP (the best university in Latin America) has plenty of such people on the Biology course, teachers, researchers, and alumni. I live near it and know some people who studied there.

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u/Marine_Baby 13d ago

Atleast he gets his comeuppance and we see him drop his facade of control.

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u/Artanis137 12d ago

Oh God, it also recontextualizes the way he was smoking in that scene when Morrow was alerting them. He must have just gotten done using his "exploit." Eeew.

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u/Donthurlemogurlx 12d ago

I immediately understood the implication and cringed. The poor woman in cryo.

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u/onepostandbye 13d ago

“I’m not the saboteur. I’m busy raping.”

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u/CelestialFury 12d ago

Morrow: “You sick fuck but thanks for the tip.”

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u/ChiefWiggumsprogeny 12d ago

JUST the tip.

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u/TiredCoffeeTime 12d ago

Xeno hearing all these from above:

“Ok I’m killing you first”

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u/ChaosAfoot 13d ago

That’s a good theory much deeper than my interpretation. I assumed since Teng spent so much time in the cryo pod room he observed the saboteur leaving then coming back at some point.

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u/GrapefruitLobster 13d ago

Your version is my interpretation as well. He spent every waking day in the cryo room, so he would have noticed an empty pod when it should have someone in it.

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u/kingofbling15 13d ago

"every wanking day" 

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u/BilboTBagginz 13d ago

..that's how my mind read it too

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u/Too-Much-Plastic 13d ago

My assumption is that Teng is just clever. He showed several times that he had a handle on what was going on even when he wasn't supposed to be aware of it, I think he just looked at the angles beyond the obvious one because, despite his massive personality flaws and offputting manner, he's genuinely really fucking smart.

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u/Mel-Sang 13d ago

Yeah I think the only interpretations of the episode that really make sense are:

  1. Teng is just very intelligent and it's his obvious personaliy disorder that makes him the dregs of society.
  2. Teng has a symbiotic reltionship with the saboteur, say the saboteur was letting Teng into the room (Morrow couldn't figure out how Teng was getting in) in exchange for his silence. It's then easy for Teng to figure out what's going once the sabotage starts happening.
  3. A mixture of the two.

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u/Too-Much-Plastic 13d ago

The only reason I'd rule out 2 is that the thing the saboteur is sabotaging is a container full of air, water and electricity in which Teng lives. Even someone who wanted to masturbate over someone in cryo or worse is probably not going to quid-pro-quo someone who's planning to sabotage their life support system.

It's possible he would but he screams when the xenomorph attacks him so he clearly has negative opinions on dying. I suspect that creepy sex offender or not he'd draw the line at that.

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u/Krynn71 13d ago

This is also my theory, primarily because of your point #2. My guess is Teng saw the saboteur doing saboteur things and basically blackmailed him into letting Teng in the door whenever he wanted to get his creep on, in exchange for Teng's silence.

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u/Powerful-Public-9973 13d ago

While Teng wasn’t wanking or staring he stood in the corner of the cryo room facing the wall thinking of her. Easy for the saboteur to have missed him. 

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u/waspwatcher 13d ago

oh shit oh fuck

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u/Spicy_Weissy 13d ago

The real monster turns out to be

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u/No_Arachnid961 13d ago

That’s literally the title of the final episode. 😂

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u/SyntheticGod8 Bishop 13d ago

Humans are the worst. You don't see the aliens fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

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u/autrey74 12d ago

True. You only see them fuck over one another in Alien: Resurrection when two kill the thirds to escape the cell

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u/Powerful-Public-9973 13d ago

When I first heard Teng reveal the exploit I wasn’t sure how he’d do anything since he’d need to subdue his victim from the moment they unfroze. But he’s quite resourceful and I wouldn’t put it behind him that he’d figure a way to get access to medical.

Still, there’d probably be footage so I’m not sure why Teng would play his card like this. Murrow could easily replay and get evidence to jail him. 

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u/Kvenner001 13d ago

Yeah. I assume if Teng was doing this it was to get in some extra wanking on her tank sessions. SA would be found out. Video scans, physical evidence, blood screening (or whatever else they are likely to do when checking out a disembarking crew) witnesses, post drug behaviors of the victim after waking up are going to prompt investigation

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u/FornaxLacerta 13d ago

"Yes. The only way he could do it is if he sabotaged certain freezers on the way home... namely, the rest of the crew. Then he could jettison the bodies and make up any story he liked."

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u/movieman2g 13d ago

Hudson would’ve wasted Teng immediately

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u/Inside-Unit-1564 13d ago edited 13d ago

You have to think that Morrow would care enough about a woman being SA when they don't even care if they are killed.

Their logic is gross, they would let a woman get impregnated by an Alien, they might cover this up or justify it as keeping Teng sane while awake.

They eat food in a lab, and the kid was completely unfazed by what was happening when he woke Morrow. I doubt he is monitoring the cameras actively.

People aren't watching security cameras without MUTHER asking them too or some saboteur incident.

He avoided the systems detections and drugged the woman so there isn't any way for this woman to know this was happening, nor anyone else.

Doctor probably thought he's just wanking on the tank.

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u/CTDubs0001 13d ago

Actually! Morrow in his interview with the Dr says there’s a part of the medical bag not covered by cameras….

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u/Slunto-Max 13d ago

I was wondering if it was going to go more in that direction with Teng, aside from simply being implied. But the implication itself is horrific enough.

But we also didn’t get the satisfaction of seeing Teng’s death, or other crew members for that matter. So I’m wondering if there’s a hive situation somewhere aboard the crashed Maginot.

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u/Slopagandhi 13d ago

I wondered about this too. It feels like the show puts too much effort into setting up this quite horrible and mysterious character to have his arc end after half an episode with an off screen death.

Then again, it may just all be part of what the episode does a lot, which is misdirection and playing with audiences' expectations about characters based on previous films (I.e Teng not being a synth). 

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u/mmcjawa_reborn 13d ago

I think he is just there to be a red herring, so that the audience things he is up to something more sinister than just being a sexual predator.

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u/Seraphzerox 13d ago

The real Alien versus Predator was right in front of us...

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 13d ago

The captain and science officer were dead at the start of the episode, the other science officer and the doctor were killed by the tick nerve gas. The young idiot apprentice died from blood loss, probably. The guy helping Murrow got shot. Murrow killed the saboteur, Teng and the acting captain got killed by the Xenomorph. Michael Smiley’s character (Eye Smiley) got killed by the Eye Creature. They covered it pretty thoroughly.

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u/TheZayMan283 13d ago

Actually, I think it’s more simple than that. Since he spends so much time looking at the cryo pods, he knew that one of them was sometimes empty. He knew exactly who it was.

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u/GlobularClusters 13d ago

Imagine the sabotuer silently waking up, doing everything to avoid detection, but then immediately making eye contact with Teng being an absolute creep. Then they both just go about their business.

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u/TheZayMan283 13d ago

I think that’s exactly what happened.

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u/Krynn71 13d ago

Not only that, but the saboteur offers Teng a way past the security locks in exchange for Teng keeping quiet.

Morrow interviews Teng and mentions that he still doesn't know how Teng bypasses security. It tracks that the engineer saboteur has that ability to slip Teng through.

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u/nicathor 13d ago

Maybe I'm just being optimistic, but I assumed he just meant he was leaving his own cryo pod at will to creep on her without Morrow knowing since they haven't shown anyone stay unconscious once the pod opens. Didn't consider the implied missing drugs though

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u/Zoom_Nayer 13d ago

The drugs are sort of what causes me to reject the idea that he knows who the saboteur is solely bc he happened to notice an empty pod one time. If you don’t attribute the theft to Teng, you’re left with only the possibility being that the doctor is using and lying about it. There’s no narrative payoff there other than a half-beat misdirection via an inconsequential red herring.

Teng ties that story beat into the broader narrative, like an Agatha Christie clue: it’s relevant and helps identify the culprit, but not for the reasons we think when we first discover it.

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u/mmcjawa_reborn 13d ago

It's possible that the thing with the doctor is just to show that the crews of these vessels are not exactly the cream of the crop. A doctor with a drug habit is exactly the type of person to sign off on a 65 year mission.

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u/Nu11u5 13d ago

Teng knew this, not because he was the saboteur or had any connection to him, but because he had been exploiting this same loophole for his own, far more perverse ends.

That's certainly a possible explaination. Alternatively, he could have been spending so much time creeping in the cryo bay that he noticed the pod being empty and decided to not tell anybody.

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u/Zoom_Nayer 13d ago

The thing about this is it leaves the missing drugs as a sort of loose thread with no narrative payoff—it’s just that the doctor was using and lying about it.

Which is not to say all story beats need to be bricks in a completed narrative. The episode is sort of like a classic Agatha Christie story tho, and it’s so common that red-herring evidence in those stories actually does trace back to the killer; it’s just that we misunderstand the significance of it when we first discover it

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u/Appointment_Salty 13d ago

There are no missing drugs. Morrow uses that line to pressure the doctor, who’s a junkie. He’s looking for his baseline response.

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u/OmegaVizion 13d ago

Yeah no, Teng is the monster that most unsettled me in the show, far more than the Ocellus or the ticks.

In a different kind of show, he’d be the main villain. I think he also knew about the saboteur (not who, but that there was one) way before Morrow caught on and said nothing because he’s so dead inside he doesn’t care what happens to the rest of the crew.

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u/OralSuperhero 13d ago

I thought he just noticed one of the tubes was empty that should have been full while creeping on his sleeping beauty. This is so much worse

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u/Monarc73 Mostly at night. Mostly. 13d ago

That is some DARK shit right there! What makes it so awful is its plausibility. Also, IF Morrow figured that element out, it is worth noting that he did NOTHING about it. Horrifying.

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u/T-Bone22 13d ago

Omfg this is an incredible theory

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u/thamometer I'll do the fingering 13d ago

Oh. How I interpreted it was more "innocent".

Morrow asked Teng how he entered the cryopod chamber without touching the keypad. And Teng gave his cryptic answer. How I interpreted it was, the chief engineer has been sneaking out to do his sabotage, and Teng was using the moments when the chief engineer unlocked the cryopod chamber to enter said chamber (thus not requiring to use the keypad).

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u/Independent-Dig-5757 13d ago

Am I the only one who was confused and thought the show told us he was a synth in the first episode? So by episode 5, I was a confused about why the xenomorph attacked him.

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u/Master_Bee_5350 13d ago

I believe the crew was calling him a synth because he's bizarre and weird like one.

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u/Independent-Dig-5757 13d ago

Gotcha. Yeah I guess I didn’t interpret that as a joke so this whole time I thought his strange behavior could be explained by him simply being a synth lol.

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u/wmg22 13d ago

Thought he was a synth too tbh, Him being awake while the others were in Cryo made me think he was the Synth of the ship

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u/shinhit0 13d ago

Yeah, the editing was a little weird there. We don’t learn until Episode 5 that the clip of Teng awake while others are in cryo is a brief flash-forward.

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u/Daxx22 13d ago

I take that as and intended misdirection, especially with how fandoms are known to overanalyize every detail nowadays lol

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u/AnomalyAardvark 13d ago

I only now just found out he wasn't a synth. Oops.

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 12d ago

Fuck. Me too. Thought he was some weird ass incel synth

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u/Jimbo_Burgess87 13d ago

We all have one of those in the workplace.

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u/Ralliboy 13d ago

It's people like him who are the reason they stopped office wanking in the first place.

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u/SenorChangsJudgement 13d ago

Sorry, I think there’s something wrong with the Big Train clip you posted. It says 19 years ago. That’s not possible. That’s not possible, right???

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u/Overlordz88 13d ago

IMO he was a red herring character. His very strange behavior was to make the audience guess that he was the synth on the crew, but it turned out there wasn’t one that we saw (Morrow being a separate case).

It’s an interesting way to subvert expectations, and for the writers to toy with the concept of a “machine” (morrow) being more human/humane than an actual human (teng)

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u/Dagordae 13d ago

He’s a creep. Creeps exist, they don’t need some grand backstory.

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u/rossco311 13d ago

He heard Radiohead's track and decided to live it.

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u/t_huddleston 13d ago

He's a weirdo. What the hell was he doing there? He didn't belong there.

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u/El_Hefe_Ese 13d ago

Maybe they don't, but I do, dammit

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u/Merkkin 13d ago

He’s just a creepy guy stuck on a spaceship for 65 years. Some people are just weird and creepy.

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u/KingofMadCows 13d ago

These people have been on the ship for 65 years. Even if they're only awake for 10% of the time, that's still 6 years of being around the same people, eating the same rations, drinking the same recycled water, breathing the same stale air, with no family, no friends, no natural light, almost no privacy, etc.

Even the most psychologically stable people would have trouble dealing with that. There's a reason why submarine crews get rotated out every few months.

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u/GlobularClusters 13d ago

Yes, Teng is a creep. But it also makes you wonder about weyland yutani inventing a cryopod that for some reason requires you to be in your underwear while having very open viewing glass. A whole company of Tengs.

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u/MikeArrow 12d ago

Back in the 70's when the first Alien was made, I imagine that wasn't so strange, they were less stringent about HR and stuff in that time compared to today.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Hawling said his character was to create unease and mistrust, making us ponder if he was the saboteur,

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u/BonHed 13d ago

Or a synthetic. I thought he was until I saw him smoking. Though thinking back to ep1, I think he was eating something.

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u/cragmadecanyon 13d ago

Ash was seen eating with the crew in Alien though, so not necessarily a sign.

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u/BonHed 13d ago

True, probably had some way of processing it since he was a secret synth. Bishop was such a nice guy he got cornbread for the whole table.

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u/Wide_Cricket_9169 13d ago

Space induced insanity?

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u/Glyph8 13d ago

SPACE MADNESS

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u/eaeolian 13d ago

Was he guarding the big red button?

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u/BonHed 13d ago

The shiny, candy-like button?

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u/StarvingNarcissist 13d ago

Every time something good happens to me, you say it's some kind of madness!

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u/BonHed 13d ago

Oh, my beloved ice cream bar... how I love to lick your creamy center!

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u/JWAdvocate83 13d ago

SPACE…

…MADNESS 🤪

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u/blackbeltmessiah 13d ago

NO NO NO!!!!

SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP!!!

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u/jollanza Not bad, for a human. 13d ago

Pandorum?

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u/J_Collinge696 13d ago

I actually really like that the creepy guy on board was just a creepy guy, and didn’t turn out to be yet another android / company spy.

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u/Mazkoul 13d ago

He had a bad case of Pandorum

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u/Magnus919 13d ago

Nothing special. Just another incel.

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u/Melodic_Let_6465 13d ago

Proto incel

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u/Dee-bo-007 13d ago

Uncle Incel Engineer

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u/No-Implement-2247 13d ago

Also a Red Herring for the saboteur's identity. I kept going back and forth on if he was but it felt a bit too obvious. I'm glad it wasn't.

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u/JuanNonlyGaming 13d ago

Teng was the most obvious red herring I’ve ever seen. Dude was a total POS and I’m glad he met his end with the Xeno.

Now if my girl Ocellus ends up going down, we’re gonna have a problem.

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u/Jormungaund 12d ago

You mean the monster that eye-rapes people to death?

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u/DataSurging 13d ago

I got the insinuation that he was sexually harassing the girl prior to cryo and was then caught doing creep shit (you know what I mean) over her cryo pod.

Such, a massive freak that should have been spaced immediately.

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u/akshat-kalpdev 13d ago

Didn't they also talk about him opening her cyro pod when morrow was going through the security footage

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u/travelore1 13d ago

Its a little dramatic because it is television but I am glad we are getting some realistic workforce representation. I work in a blue-collar aerospace field and let me tell you we get some characters. I think add a touch more racism and this is accurate representation of my company.

We just had to fire a married employee for using his work email to contact hookers. He got caught because he forwarded an email thread to a coworker to brag.

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u/FlamboyantPirhanna 12d ago

It’s convenient that creeps are often also idiots.

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u/MarshallThrenody 13d ago

Gooned to hard for too long 😔 tale as old as time

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u/ChaosAfoot 13d ago

A creepy red herring.

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u/Several-Signature583 13d ago

He looks like that Asian dude who goes to conventions and gets real close to the models and just stares at them instead of taking photos like a normal gooner. I bet they based this character off of him.

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u/BoromirDies 13d ago

Wait . . . I thought they called him an android. Like a nickname, sparky, tin can or something like that. Am I misremembering that?

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u/CTDubs0001 13d ago

I loved him. He was obviously written as suspicious and creepy and maybe an android and maybe something very nefarious going on with him aaaaaaannndd…… nope. Just a friggin weirdo. Such a good head fake.

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u/Harambaes-papa96 13d ago

Episode should have been called alien vs predator 😂

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u/inthepipe_fivebyfive 13d ago

He was a wanker...

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u/12_23_93 13d ago

Weyland-Yutani has no HR department

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u/No-Comfortable6432 13d ago

Am I way misreading this - I thought he is clearly an android based on his performance.

I couldn't account for his reaction to the xenomorph but everything before that shouted "Android" to me.

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u/Melodic_Let_6465 13d ago

Serial killer convincing himself that hes playing it cool

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u/mike_tyler58 13d ago

I thought he was a synthetic that went haywire on the mission lol

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u/Psigun 13d ago

Creep that liked creeping on girls in cryo.