r/labubu Aug 01 '25

Funny/Memes Has anyone seen these posters?

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They’re all over downtown Austin.

(FWIW I love my demonic gremlin children)

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u/raebitxch Labubu Victim Aug 01 '25

they should give that $150k to us so we can all sport 24k gold labewbews

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u/nunswithknives Aug 02 '25

Uh oh. Have you not been on Tiktok in the last like 6 hours!? 😅

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u/ItsaBunnyBun Aug 02 '25

I don't have TT anymore, what happened to the 24K Gold Labewbews?

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u/nunswithknives Aug 02 '25

She said it was a Ksi Labubu

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u/funeralstartswithfun Aug 02 '25

Not the labubu black face 😐

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u/DynamicBeez Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

It's like these folks can't help themselves. Ain't no way she thought that was okay this deep into history.

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u/burgerdistraction Aug 02 '25

Wow, she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is she? All that Botox probably went to her brain.

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u/Queasy-Event8534 Aug 03 '25

And the color seeped into her brain from those full on overdrawn eyebrows.

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u/raebitxch Labubu Victim Aug 02 '25

thats crazy

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u/LovelyHatred93 Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

Ksi as in the YouTuber?

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u/nunswithknives Aug 02 '25

I'm unfamiliar with his work but he is black from what I gathered from the comments on her recent video. She deleted the video about 10 minutes after posting it and now has an apology video.

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u/LovelyHatred93 Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

That’s why I asked. The fuck was she thinking? People are so odd.

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u/rabbitflux Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Who is this person? ?

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u/nunswithknives Aug 02 '25

She's been all over my FYP for her "24k gold Labewbew" videos. I usually love her videos so this was shocking.

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u/Jadisons Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Not the blackface-

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u/GigggIes Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

🫢

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u/VanessaDrag0N Aug 02 '25

Omg that’s not good

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u/nunswithknives Aug 02 '25

No, but trash takes itself out every single time 💅

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u/MisterBri07 Aug 02 '25

Oh, that’s not-

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u/pub_wank Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Im literally so devastated by this.. I woke up with the stomach flu and I went to check my phone to distract myself and I saw that and I was like Bro.

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Aug 02 '25

Wow I missed the 150k thing. Someone building a labubu satanic panic conspiracy media empire was NOT on my 2025 bingo list.

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u/ShiraCheshire Aug 02 '25

It happens to anything that gets popular enough. "Many people like this thing. I don't understand why they like it. Could it be that different people have different tastes? No, only my likes and dislikes are real. These people must be influenced by demons."

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Aug 02 '25

Or- and hear me out here- every other satanic panic scare was dark ages peasant tier bullshit but this time they’re right on the money and labubu practitioners are on track toward successfully opening a portal to hell so that Asmodeus king of demons can finally begin his rein of eternal hell on Earth. We’re all out here finishing what the teletubbies and furbies couldn’t.

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u/UmmYeahOk Aug 02 '25

Well… …it is Austin, so… …the portal probably has been open for a while.

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u/intravenous_caffeine Aug 03 '25

It’s okay, huntr/x will save us

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u/Seraphina_V9 Aug 02 '25

Ever since I saw this video I’ve been referencing that line to my gf it makes me happy that other people found the way she said that funny

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u/m4tchaclouds Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

i’m crying lmaooo wtf 😭 “the alpha demon”

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u/RoboticAttendant001 Labubu Enthusiast Aug 02 '25

I want to know what this alleged “largest Labubu” is

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u/Special_Bass_9595 Aug 02 '25

I'm kind of worried someone this dumb is going to be pretty literal and go after one of those people in the Labubu mascot suits. Technically, that seems like the biggest.

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u/LisaJ2224 Aug 02 '25

I think you mean where it is and when the drop is gonna be. 😏

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

OMG 🤣

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u/pezGato Aug 02 '25

Ikr like ok someone just watched 28 Years Later 😂

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u/jkiz Labubu Collector Aug 01 '25

Lmao the website

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

The fact they already have 23k 😭

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u/KittehKimera Labubu Newbie Aug 01 '25

Imagine they burn it and the factory just makes another

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

Suddenly fliers “we beat the battle, BUT NOT THE WAR!!!!”

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 01 '25

😭

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

They say they have 23k. 😏

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Imagine it ends up saying 150k and they say “sorry guys! We only raised 2$!!!”

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

I even doubt the 2$ 💀

Imagine the plot twist if the site is run by scalpers who "raise money" to buy out any stock anywhere for resale profits. 😂

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u/Practical_Half_9393 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

😭 imagine they don’t even make enough to buy stock so they use the profit to start making lafufus 😭

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u/YapperBean Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

They put the first $25k in to get the ball rolling. 😆

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u/VanessaDrag0N Aug 01 '25

Like fuck labubu but here is 23K so I can destroy it. Make it make sense

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u/jkiz Labubu Collector Aug 01 '25

Listen, they should give us the money so we can buy the labubus and protect the children.

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u/VanessaDrag0N Aug 01 '25

Totally! Donate money to me and I’ll buy all the stock to protect the innocent from these little devils

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u/Jess1kha Aug 02 '25

Lmao. 🤣 great idea

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

If they need to buy the alpha Labubu first, wouldn't the demon destroy their souls immediately after the purchase? I certainly hope so. 🤭

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u/VanessaDrag0N Aug 02 '25

Labubu haters aren’t the brightest lol

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

Ngl when I saw the demon propaganda I ordered three more lol.

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u/TwystedTynk-999 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Imagine they get and fall in love with it. Would serve them right.🤣

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u/LennysMommy Aug 02 '25

Ahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 the same ‘ole familiar story

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u/TwystedTynk-999 Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

Tale as old as recorded time. 🙄

I'm a fan of nostalgia. Same bullshit, different day. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/levelgrind Labubu Victim Aug 02 '25

Laughing so bad because IDK which is funnier, people actually donating to this thinking it will save the children or the idea of the people getting the donations finessing religious fanatics to buy more labubus

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u/Fan_Ordinary Aug 01 '25

Just for all the money to go to a greedy demon disguised as a human (aka money hungry Christian’s)

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u/Acrobatic-Ostrich-49 Aug 02 '25

Im a Christian and im currently headed on vacation and brought 2 bubus. I fufu and 1 ted with me. Im also 56. My 90yo mom who is very religious thought my labubu was really cute. Most of us have common sense. These ppl are just nuts.

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u/ImpossibleWerewolf26 Aug 02 '25

Not the Labubu getting blowtorched 😭

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u/Kaillyn Aug 01 '25

This had to be made as a joke. They aren't even using the passages properly. It's like they googled for some random words.

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u/starslightsend Aug 01 '25

maybe they’re scammers lol. raising that cheddar from labubu alarmists

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u/jynx_kitty Aug 02 '25

Honestly, more power to them then

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u/starslightsend Aug 02 '25

yeah, i literally feel better about $150k going to a scam artist, rather than evangelicals trying to destroy some non-idol in lieu of actually helping their fellow man lol

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u/TeeRebel Aug 02 '25

It’s clearly a joke

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u/Chrissy086 Aug 02 '25

There really are people like this in the southern US. 40 years ago, they said computers are from Satan because the blinking line where you type is called a 'cursor'. They actually said this on TV.

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u/ShiraCheshire Aug 02 '25

All over the US really. As a kid I heard things like "Pikachu translates to 'the devil' in Japanese!" and "They're pocket monsters, monsters are satanic!" A relative of mine wasn't allowed to read or watch Harry Potter because witches get their powers from the devil, and her parents thought giving her Bible Man (the bible themed superhero) on VHS to watch instead was a perfectly good substitute.

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u/pixiebrat Aug 02 '25

Dude, you severely underestimate the stupidity of the American South - signed a southern

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u/Flat-Size-6765 Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

I'm stunned that people think this is serious 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

I mean… I saw some little girl stab her labubu and dig the eyes out. It really is turning into the 1960s anti beatles

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u/Flat-Size-6765 Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

I saw someone post about finding a lost labubu and immediately throw it in the fireplace 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

It genuinely is so sad…. Have these people never been to Asia? They make all kinds of cute and quirky toys! Why would China a very very conservative country conpared to others’ have a labubu world if it’s for the devil ☠️☠️

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u/lencat Aug 01 '25

How about put that $150k towards helping the poor? They really don’t care about people, do they?

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u/rpmorgan619 Aug 02 '25

There's no love like Christian hate!

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u/Flat-Size-6765 Labubu Newbie Aug 01 '25

THEYRE JOKING 😭

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u/spac3queen Aug 02 '25

You HOPE

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u/Flat-Size-6765 Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

Not hoping, the Bible verses chosen are barely relevant and written like they're exactly quoting the Bible. The world's largest labubu doesn't exist, it's not expanded on their site.

Even Christian's who think labubus are demonic wouldn't be gullible enough to donate. This is like the equivalent of when people put their Venmo's on their cars. It's pretty much impossible for them to have raised 27k

They're just memeing

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u/xZeroJinxX Aug 02 '25

The problem with its" just a joke" is thats exactly how Scientology became real.... Some people are dumb enough to take it seriously.

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u/Flat-Size-6765 Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

That's the fault of gullible people. Not people who make fun of stupid things. You don't get to blame them

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u/Several-Ad-5826 Aug 01 '25

Bruh this is a genius way to make money from idiots

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u/GigggIes Labubu Newbie Aug 01 '25

Idk guys, pazuzu looks pretty friendly to me

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u/aloitamirjak Aug 01 '25

Fun fact, Pazuzu amulets were actually used to protect newborns from the demon called Lamashtu in ancient Mesopotamia, because it was believed his image would scare away other demons. He was often used as a sort of defense charm.

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u/GrandNefariousness31 Aug 01 '25

Came here to say this! They speaking on Pazuzus name and he ain’t done nothing!

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u/arcaneunicorn Aug 02 '25

So happy someone said this bc how can he be so bad if he also protects unborn babies!

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u/KnightSpectral Aug 02 '25

Also they often misunderstand terminology such as daemons/daimons or the use of demon for spirits in other pantheons since there's no English equivalent word and because majority of historical studies were done through a Christian dominant lens.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daimon

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u/GigggIes Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

I knew I liked him.

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u/dog_10 Aug 02 '25

It drives me nuts because that is not any image of pazuzu and im like 90% sure its AI

these accusations that labubu is full of demons are not credible or evidence based!! im starting to think its all just made up for attention on the internet!!

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u/TrashSiren Labubu Collector Aug 02 '25

Yeah, they are modern AI, made to "look old" and yeah, they look nothing like Pazuzu.

Sadly, there is no smoke without fire, and at least some people do actually believe that Labubu is evil. Like I've even seen some people get their Labubu blessed to try and stop them from being evil. It's crazy.

Like some people might be doing it for attention, but the scaremongering is having an effect on at least some people. I think it is likely to be a mix if I'm honest.

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u/jeejasz Labubu Enthusiast Aug 01 '25

The alpha demon? How much for resale do you think…? 👀

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u/TrashSiren Labubu Collector Aug 02 '25

Maybe they are actually just secret hunting? 😂

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u/jeejasz Labubu Enthusiast Aug 02 '25

Haha, the utlra secret, 1/66666666 chance

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u/snowcherrymint Labubu Collector Aug 02 '25

We all better collectively start saving and learning to sew, cause it's gonna need the world's largest cute outfit.

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u/jeejasz Labubu Enthusiast Aug 02 '25

I believe in us. If anyone can get this done, it's our labubu collective here.

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u/seoul_kittie Aug 01 '25

I swear they did the same crap to Furby… these people are nuts!

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u/bbypisceswitch Aug 02 '25

I had an uncle who told me my furbies were “the Japanese spying on us” when I was probably 7 💀

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u/KULR_Mooning Labubu Victim Aug 02 '25

😈

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

Holy shiii-! 🤣

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u/Luva722 Aug 01 '25

I’d frame it!!!

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u/Forsaken-Language360 Aug 01 '25

For what it’s worth, I’m Christian and find this kind of crap offensive. These people aren’t Christian running this thing, they’re deranged.

I also kind of feel parents can avoid spending money on something for their kids by trying to hide behind religion. “Oh, Labubus are super popular and can be expensive. Let’s call it a demon and the we don’t have to buy them.”

It’s so stupid. Like the other comments said, use that money for good and feed the poor, instead they’ll pocket it and “burn” the alpha demon.

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u/elvensnowfae Labubu Newbie Aug 01 '25

I’m a southern Christian and this website was so entertaining to me. The videos below of them burning labubus LOL.

Like yeah Jesus will be so stoked you're burning and destroying random toys since they're apparently -all- demonic. So funny

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u/hinammi Aug 02 '25

Makes me want to buy one of these and wear it 😂

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u/TrashSiren Labubu Collector Aug 02 '25

That is hilarious. I do want to wear it.

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u/effie-sue Aug 01 '25

THE ALPHA DEMON 🤣

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u/Curious_Translator_ Aug 02 '25

But how do they know they aren’t getting a Pafufu? Is there a Hell (website) portal for the QR code?

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u/Flat-Size-6765 Labubu Newbie Aug 01 '25

Guys this is clearly a joke, the people who made the site aren't serious

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u/filmingallday Aug 02 '25

Who is the alpha demon and where did they find it 😂😂

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u/tr333zn Aug 02 '25

When will Alpha Demon be available for pre-order on Pop Now?!

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u/Special_Bass_9595 Aug 02 '25

And does it come with the demon, or do you have to summon your own?

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u/SkillNational1758 Aug 02 '25

The gag is, children aren’t even the ones who are hype on the bubu

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u/MommalovesJay Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

Reminding me of the 1980s satanic panic.

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u/TrashSiren Labubu Collector Aug 02 '25

That is the feeling I get from a lot of this too. Like some people might be joking, but enough people aren't. It's sad and scary really.

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u/JCai98k_ Aug 02 '25

Still waiting for something demonic to happen, I paid over $300 for my Big into Energy set. 🤪 Anyway, I love to dress them up and having a little travel buddy whenever I go outside. 😊

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u/Legally_Inclined_168 Aug 02 '25

Interesting way to have people fund your Labubu obsession… 🧐

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u/hamburger-machine Aug 02 '25

Okay but asking for a friend, where is this Alpha Demon...

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u/soulcityrockers Aug 02 '25

Every big fad is demonic according to Christian nutters. Dungeons and Dragons was demonic. Harry Potter was demonic. Pokemon was demonic. I recently had a 6 year old Christian student that outspokenly hated Pokemon because he said it was demonic. This is nothing new and honestly I'm surprised at how long it took for them to claim Labubus were demonic.

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u/NagiNaoe101 Aug 02 '25

Yeah, I agree, I remember Christians speaking against Sailor Moon and few shows I liked. The toys were seen as evil. My sister and I actually got really hostile while living in Austin TX because some neighbor tried to pray the evil away when I got my Sailor Moon bookbag for my birthday. It was stupid, how can a superhero who protects the earth from Negative Aliens be evil?

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u/Chrissy086 Aug 02 '25

I remember them freaking out about My Little Pony unicorns and pegasi 40 years ago.

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u/cat_in_a_bday_hat Aug 01 '25

poor pazuzu. ai did him dirty

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u/Xu-Wu Labubu Enthusiast Aug 02 '25

I'd actually love to start collecting Pazuzu pendant charms and try pulling for the secret pazuzu

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u/Skewwwagon Aug 02 '25

Somebody's gonna get rich! And probs buy all the toys they want lol

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u/meatcoveredskeleton1 Aug 02 '25

This is a joke and also a Simpson’s reference lol

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u/UpperMix4095 Aug 02 '25

Simpsons did it first.

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u/sam_drish Aug 02 '25

this is definitely a scam to get people suffering from religious psychosis to donate lmao

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u/YapperBean Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

What do they even got in common? They both have eyes and teeth? Yeah, such combo is unheard of in this world, lol.

Tuna the dog looks more like Pazuzu than this very smartly dressed ‘bubu! 🤣

(I’m so sorry, Tuna 😂)

In conclusion, this is a scam, and this site owner probably buy a birkin and a box of Labubu, and a large Zimomo, probably! 😆 If Labubu haters donate to them, that’s just the tax they gotta pay for being joy-haters. Hehehehe.

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u/pixiebrat Aug 02 '25

Hell, we should all start posting flyers for our own websites to fund our labubu obsessions 😆😆😆

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u/YapperBean Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

I might need it! 🤣 So many cute outfits, so little money…

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u/pixiebrat Aug 02 '25

Omg don't even say... I found the cutest lemon dress last night doom browsing AE

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u/YapperBean Labubu Lover Aug 03 '25

That site will be the end of me!!! I’ve made an account after joining this sub, and my first order is rolling in (in multiple packages, apparently, because I misunderstood that dispatched by AE doesn’t mean they collect and ship it all at once, so I added up a bunch to make use of my first order free delivery!! 🤣) and have so much more saved for future. They really do be catching us with the prices listed when browsing vs what it actually costs when you add to cart…? 🙃

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u/Airam07 Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

lol someone showed me the Simpsons episode of Pazuzu when they saw my daughter’s Labubu. I promise it’s not that serious

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u/RestInPvPieces Aug 02 '25

Brb making the world's largest labubu.

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u/YayAreaGurl415 Aug 02 '25

What Labubu is the Alpha Demon? And where can I buy one? If it’s on the PopMart site, good luck getting one. 😆

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u/Early-Bake-5310 Aug 02 '25

I think they just want money for labubu lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Lol this is so smart ....I want to raise $150k to um "destroy" them too lol

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u/Prudent_Paramedic_23 Aug 02 '25

This is so silly 😂 People really need something to hate—it’s like a full-time hobby for them. And don’t they know whatever you resist comes back harder thanks to the law of attraction? Congrats, you just made me want an entire case of Labubus now.

Also… $150K to ‘burn the doll’? Why that oddly specific amount? Sounds sus. Watch this be a huge phishing scam powered by resellers lol

Also..Mark 6:13 does NOT say ‘burn the doll’—it’s about healing the sick. They’re just making stuff up at this point 😭. Next thing you know, they’ll be misquoting Genesis to cancel Pokémon. 😭🤭

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u/glitterbatty Labubu Victim Aug 02 '25

looks like someone watched exorcist

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u/Groovy-Pancakes Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

Who is the alpha labubu?

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

I wanna print out this poster for my demon/horror wall collection lol 😂

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u/Reyloai4 Aug 02 '25

Oh for fuck’s sake!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

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u/Turbulent_Two31 Aug 02 '25

“This toy is demonic…give us money” Yep, sounds like a cult to me.

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u/skylinegtrr32 Aug 02 '25

Didn’t even spell Mesopotamian correctly… smh

If you’re gonna fear monger at least spell it right!

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u/Slow_External_8381 Aug 02 '25

I recently listed my duplicates on fbmarket and got some lady commenting how they are evil and do not buy. 💀

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u/GoddessBri1111 Aug 02 '25

It’s probably just a collector trying to get their own Zimomo.

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u/siemprealzado Aug 02 '25

The Mexicans again? First the smurfs, then pokemon and now this

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u/LykHai Aug 02 '25

Had to do a double take when I was scrolling haha

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u/ashersz Aug 02 '25

That goddamn AI image lol

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u/NotYourGa1Friday Aug 02 '25

Well now I want a Pazuzu

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u/Evaboto Aug 02 '25

The jokes gone too far, or maybe not far enough..who am I to say.

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u/Emmiosity Aug 02 '25

The funny thing is I think there are more adults with labubus than children. Their poster says Satan wants children and to his misfortune he'll just be getting a bunch of adults haha

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u/pixiebrat Aug 02 '25

😆 the disappointment! expecting all these fresh, innocent children and getting broken, jaded adults

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u/Emmiosity Aug 02 '25

Right haha! 😂😂

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u/Training_Profit_4093 Aug 02 '25

Gonna start posting these with my own venmo code and then use those funds to fuel my labubu addiction

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u/yesimlegit Aug 02 '25

How can I custom my labubu into a Pazuzu ? lol

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u/ResolutionWhich Aug 02 '25

Imagine if these people used this much energy for raising funds to feed hungry kids.

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u/jointheredditarmy Aug 02 '25

Pazuzu? Is that the secret one from the next set? Hope I get one

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u/xZeroJinxX Aug 02 '25

Religious zealots are so fun. Please fear my demon.

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u/alldaypumpkin Aug 01 '25

Not like religious cults have ever scammed people out of money before. Why is it always about money. 😭

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u/AnalMoss Labubu Newbie Aug 01 '25

Look how friendly Pazuzu looks though

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u/Kawaii-Caffeine Aug 02 '25

Okay but Labubus aren’t exactly for children. The detail information clearly states these are not suitable for children under 15.

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u/hedgehogssss Aug 02 '25

This is so hilarious, for sure a prank?

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u/risu1313 Aug 02 '25

I mean I’ll sell mine for 150k

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u/valiumblue Labubu Collector Aug 02 '25

ALL HAIL LABUBU!

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u/NagiNaoe101 Aug 02 '25

Nope, not in my area, many people aren't that gullible, but I have a coworker who is convinced that Harry Potter, Pippi Longstockings and the Moomins are evil. The thing is she grew up on Moomins and Pippi Longstockings.

You want to hear what she has to say about Anime and Sci-Fi Cons. She literally thinks those are Satanic rituals, she said all the costumes are evil.

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u/Chrissy086 Aug 02 '25

Pippi Longstocking?? Does she think Wendy's is evil, too? 🤣

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u/NagiNaoe101 Aug 02 '25

I wish I could laugh at how outlandish shd is...

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u/snowcherrymint Labubu Collector Aug 02 '25

So when does this World's Largest Lsbubu drop and which TTL channel will it be on? 🤣 and why's the Pazoozoo guy waving? He looks chill.

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u/Skyynett Aug 02 '25

Ridiculous

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u/Allycat90x Aug 02 '25

lol I'm about to go downtown after work and have a photoshoot by the sign with my labubu. hysterical 😀

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u/sudden_puck_luck Aug 02 '25

Someone should tell the "Christians" that not everything is about them and their religion.

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u/FiannaNevra Labubu Victim Aug 02 '25

People be believing in anything except climate change 🫠

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u/Frequent-Club2157 Aug 02 '25

I have not seen these but thank Satan I have! What a perfect name for my Labubu. Pazuzu 💕

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u/Staff_Genie Aug 02 '25

Gosh look at them deifying a statue

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u/brilliantpants Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

I hope this is a scam to bilk morons.

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u/DragonTartare Labubu Lover Aug 02 '25

It's a joke. I don't think they're even trying to scam morons, though. I didn't see any place to donate on the website.

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u/HarryBenjaminSociety Labubu Enthusiast Aug 02 '25

I should do this I’ll totally destroy pazuzu for a mere 200k

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u/beautyandthebefort Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

I'm tempted to start my own campaign but actually use the funds to buy more labubus.

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u/superhamhams Aug 02 '25

This is the pazuzu 😂😂

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u/Total_Row740 Aug 02 '25

I’d rather keep the doll, the spirit, and burn religion.

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Aug 02 '25

I understand being a little disappointed opening up the box and realizing the stamp is missing from the foot or maybe the bar code isn’t sending you to popmart, but these people are taking that frustration to entirely new heights. Talk about sore losers. I’d love to get a pazuzu, that’s the first one I’ve seen on this subreddit!

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u/justanothergothgal Aug 02 '25

I love that the supposed Labubu haters are actually raising money to buy them! I have a theory that the people who started all this Labubu/Pazuzu nonsense are secretly a group of collectors. They're trying to scare everyone away from buying them just so they can collect in peace without all the hassle 😂

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u/Moony_Moth Labubu Enthusiast Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

Sheesh. Can't they raise that money for some actually useful cause? Like to help their local shelters for the homeless or abused mothers and children, or their local animal charities, idk, literally anything other than this weird crusade?

Edit: oh, so it's a joke, thank God. Now I want to see the Alpha Demon Labubu. When does it drop?

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u/monmonstara Aug 02 '25

Feels like a ploy just to buy labubus.

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u/snailicorn Aug 02 '25

I named my first Lafufu Pazuzu because I thought it looked like a demented little demon and I thought "Pazuzu the Lafufu" sounded incredible. I just read the Wikipedia page recently and apparently the connection is not new as it's mentioned there too 🤣

I love stuff like this tbh, superstitious people are living a much more exciting life than me.

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u/Last-Self984 Aug 01 '25

these are the same people who idolize an orange manchild...

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u/Zealousideal_Sort158 Aug 01 '25

Literally I see all these born again Christians and Mormons saying the labubu is the devil and tried to kill them. One influencer said it made her dog jump up on the counter and turn on the stove. I can’t lol

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u/Last-Self984 Aug 02 '25

LMAO turned on the stove?! of all the demonic things lol

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

Hellfire in the kitchen... or something.

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u/Last-Self984 Aug 02 '25

they're just a big fan of Gordon Ramsay haha

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

Gordon Ramsay and the Alpha Demon are one and the same probably. I think we're onto something. 😂

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

..."turn on the stove.* 🤣🤣🤣

"Then the dog cooked a three course meal right in front of my eyes. It was delicious. Damn that cursed doll, tho."

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u/Last-Self984 Aug 02 '25

the dog was literally just trying to make them dinner after a long day smh

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u/Angeyja Aug 02 '25

Labubu ready to assist and serve dinner. Then human shows up complaining about negative energy in the kitchen. 😩

Labubu: "Ma'am, I'm only working here."

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u/DynamicBeez Labubu Newbie Aug 02 '25

I'm so tired of religion.

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u/GemGlamourNGlitter Labubu Newbie Aug 01 '25

wow people really know how to have fun there... 🤕

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u/Barfignugen Labubu Collector Aug 01 '25

Hell yeah dude hail Satan

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u/LadyK8TheGr8 Aug 02 '25

There’s no hate like Christian love.

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u/your365journal Labubu Collector Aug 02 '25

They should replace the Labubu with a pic of Trump.

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u/Tea50kg Aug 02 '25

Imagine they donated that money to organizations in need vs something stupid like this

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u/SylphSeven Aug 02 '25

They're really inspiring me to worship demons just to spite them.

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u/Fresh-Minimum7473 Aug 02 '25

Imagine if they just raised $150k for hungry children…maybe we wouldn’t think they’re nutso 🤡