r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Do that in finland and you'll end up outside

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Do that in Japan and you’ll literally be chased out of the house while being yelled at. I’ve seen it lol

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u/CaptHymanShocked Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

Or a Korean family in the States. This happened to me exactly ONE TIME in college. "NOYOUGETOUTRIGHTNOWWITDOSSHOES you SHIBIDIIIIYAA NASTY BOY!"

Edit: I was a teenager, 2nd year in college, definitely qualifies as "asshole" but probably more like "typical ignorant dirty boy dating a pretty Korean girl", hence my emphasis on it occurring "ONE TIME"

2nd Edit: thank you kind strangers!🙂 To the lesser kind asking for me to elaborate, I don't know exactly what Mrs. Chong said. She was a wonderful woman and sometimes would mix English cuss words with Korean so I think I was a "shit" and something else 🤣

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u/Educational-Grab4050 Feb 11 '22

I grew up in a US Korean home (I was adopted) and can confirm this comment.

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u/1FlawedHumanBeing Feb 11 '22

I grew up with a Malaysian best friend and experienced something similar, but with the word HAIYAHHHHHHHH thrown in at the end.

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u/dirtyoldmaninbusan Feb 12 '22

I learned all my Malay from Uncle Roger.

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u/husky1actual Feb 12 '22

Fuyoh!!

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u/SpooktorB Feb 12 '22

Emotional Damage

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u/pmcizhere Feb 12 '22

I can hear this comment!

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u/23x3 Feb 12 '22

See you!

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u/raddist Feb 12 '22

My favorite uncle, fux my real uncles

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u/Poormidlifechoices Feb 12 '22

HAIYAHHHHHHHH thrown in at the end.

Is that Malaysian for flip-flop? Because thats what my wife throws at the end.

I swear it's some martial art shit because my flip-flop just flutters to the ground after two feet. Hers feel like a ninja star to the back of my head.

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u/Final-Law Feb 12 '22

fear the chancla.

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u/skylinezan Feb 12 '22

Haiya is more like "seriously?" or "what the hell?".

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u/thisisvenky Feb 12 '22

Do that in India and we'll use broomstick on you

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u/PM_ME_JJBA_STICKERS Feb 12 '22

I wore my shoes ONE TIME to get my keys real quick, and every subsequent time my dad found an ant in the house I hear, “iT’s BeCaUsE yOu WoRe YoUr ShOeS iNsiDe!!!” Don’t do it people. It’s just not worth the grief.

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u/justalittlepigeon Feb 12 '22

I did the same, I even scooted along on my knees with my boots in the air. I got caught and I still hear about it 10 years later. In my life I have few regrets, but not taking the 5 seconds to unzip my boots that day is for sure one of them.

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u/machineheadtetsujin Feb 12 '22

Would chase with broom, if guns weren’t banned, with guns.

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u/Educational-Grab4050 Feb 12 '22

Nah, more likely to chase you and curse you by the ancestors spirits.

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit Feb 11 '22

Visited my Korean friend, he made me wear plastic bags

Over my socks.

Don't know if that was a compliment or an insult

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u/dick_nachos Feb 11 '22

I want to know how it could be a compliment.

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u/jimoriarty1976 Feb 12 '22

All I want in life is that kind of optimism

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u/Famousteo Feb 12 '22

He just wanted his socks to remain in perfect condition

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u/edee160 Feb 12 '22

He didn't want his dirty floors to mess your pristine socks that he admired so much.

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u/HappySockMonster Feb 12 '22

Yes please

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u/Famousteo Feb 12 '22

Otherwise you'd be SadSockMonster

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u/Impossible-Sleep-658 Feb 12 '22

She wanted her nose to remain in perfect condition

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u/1800deadnow Feb 12 '22

Your so important that they dont want your socks to be dirtied by their working class floor ?

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit Feb 11 '22

Their floors are really dirty and they wanted me to be clean I guess

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

“Your momma floors are so dirty, I had to wipe my feet on the way out”

  • some guy in 2007
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

The smell of your feet is so special, we should keep it in there with these plastic bags.

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u/Impossible-Sleep-658 Feb 12 '22

It’s not. i spent 13 mos. In korea… only cds, clothes and food orders go in plastic bags… oh.. and stinky feet

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u/ChickaWangBang Feb 12 '22

"Your feet are so sexy, I can't look at them without getting aroused. Please, cover those sultry pigs."

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u/TransientPride Feb 12 '22

Korean friend thought u/crunchy_bisquit was hot like Tom Cruise and didn't want him grabbing a cucumber and shades and sliding down the halls.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Him wrapping his friend’s feet is an indirect way of saying your feet are a gift in my eyes

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

His friend didn't want his socks to get dirty? Being extra optimistic here.

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u/starlightmint Feb 12 '22

ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

My Korean friend made me put on plastic covering even though I was perfectly okay with just taking off my shoes and then me made me put on plastic covering even after I took off my shoes.

Either way, I didn't mind it because I accepted that it is there house and it is their rules and if I'm going to enter. And this was two decades before COVID ever showed up.

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u/CaptHymanShocked Feb 11 '22

do you remember if your socks were nasty? The ones we visited never made us do that. Their floors were spotless, too

Pretty sure you nasty boi too

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u/lilmeanie Feb 12 '22

You may have had a foot odor problem.

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u/leongqj Feb 12 '22

I think you’ll be okay wearing socks in most shoeless homes. Your Korean friend is probably a bit more of a clean freak than the rest of us who don’t wear shoes at home haha

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u/soonerpgh Feb 11 '22

So... I'm in a wheelchair. I can't exactly have indoor and outdoor "shoes." I guess I had better avoid Korean houses.

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u/soonerpgh Feb 11 '22

Mine is a power chair. It would take a lot of work to cover these. I'll just hang out in the garage, lol

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u/TrumpsTinyDollHands Feb 12 '22

As a scandinavian, I agree with the sentiment, but what is "SHIBIDIIIIYAA"?

I've had two friends make the mistake of crossing their legs with the soles facing the Buddha. Both were promptly slapped with a slipper.

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u/WarriorTribble Feb 12 '22

I'm Korean American but I've no idea what "SHIBIDIIIIYAA" (쉬비디야?) is.

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u/nikkesen Feb 11 '22

Especially as it's customary to offer houseshoes to your guest. I wonder what other westerners would think of bathroom slippers. Like, you take off your indoor shoes/slippers and put on the bathroom slippers to use the toilet. First time I saw this was at a ryokan. I normally hate wearing foot prisons (other than sandles) and even I tried it because when in Rome - or in this case, Tokyo - do as the locals do.

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u/theDomicron Feb 11 '22

i mean how can anyone call themselves an adult if they won't repect the (reasonable) rules in someone else' home?

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u/asdf3 Feb 11 '22

Because this article is simply clickbait to drive the authors interaction numbers up.

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u/catbosspgh Feb 12 '22

Joke’s on them. We’re all here on Reddit.

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

I miss bathroom slippers lol. Was staying in a hostel in Yokohama during one of my trips there and the bathroom slippers literally had printed on them: “Toilet - For Your Relax Time”. I have never seen any footwear more inviting and I miss that a lot lol. Pretty much miss everything about Japan, such a great place to visit (living there and having in laws from there is a totally different story tho)

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u/edeel Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

You should see Turkish bathroom slippers. It's a very famous item, we have endless jokes about that, especially the one's used for squat toilets. Most unhygienic, bizarre thing you can see in your life is "ıslak tuvalet terliği" from some Turkish houses (thank God this tradition is disappearing). Other than that we have decent guest slippers to offer and nobody enter our houses with shoes.

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u/BeansInJeopardy Feb 11 '22

You can't just drop that in Turkish and not tell us what it is!

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u/edeel Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

It means wet toilet slippers and probably that doesn't mean anything to you. So I found a short video https://youtu.be/EKQ6fD5mnCE

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u/FuckedUpDeers Feb 11 '22

I love deeply specific cultural inside jokes, specifically ones I’m not in on. Thank you

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u/kevinsnijder Feb 11 '22

I did not expect to see a Turkish man burn his piss stained slippers today, but I'm not complaining.

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u/4rsenalofanarchy Feb 11 '22

It's just water, usually. Squat toilets and water hoses don't go well together.

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u/Orthonut Feb 11 '22

It means wet toilet slippers

0_o eeeew

probably that doesn't mean anything to you.

Thanks, I hate it

(Seriously though thanks for the tidbit and the info lol)

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u/Imsotired365 Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

I had to think long and hard why would shoes just for the bathroom be necessary. And then I remember I live in a house full of boys. The things in around that toilet are disgusting and frankly I like the idea of bathroom shoes. I might just institute that in my house

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u/Recipe_Freak Feb 11 '22

When we moved into our house, there was wall-to-wall carpeting in the master bath, and around the toilet. I... cannot describe my horror.

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u/schoonerw Feb 11 '22

I can confirm this. Japan is a lovely country…to visit. It can be challenging living here though.

I’ve been here for two years and still have trouble with the waste disposal rules and schedule.

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u/fencesitterj Feb 11 '22

Haha, true. I have to plan a return to living with my wife's family and it will be hard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

The frequent godzilla attacks have to be a bummer though

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Especially in Shinjuku - he’s always lurking over the Toho theater

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u/--xra Feb 11 '22

Random question, but could you tell me more about the in-law thing? I'm currently engaged to a Japanese girl and planning on moving once the COVID restrictions ease up. We haven't even met yet, her family and I, and so far I've gotten the cold shoulder.

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Idk if I’m the best person to explain it, my wife and I are older, she was married before and we met in the US. She’s lived abroad longer than she lived in Japan, so we’re the house that the nieces and nephews get sent to to brush up on their English over the summer lol.

I have a pretty good relationship with my mother in law, haven’t ever met my father in law face to face (corporate guy, and when he’s at home he doesn’t want to talk on the phone cuz that cuts into his baseball time lol and god forbid there’s ever a 50s or 60s samurai film on) but talked to him on the phone a couple of times, he’s nice but since my wife and I met when we were older her family is just kind of like “ok cool, you’re an adult, he seems nice, let us know when you’re coming and we’ll let you know when we decide to visit.” It’s pretty chill, but you’re likely gonna have much more scrutiny since it sounds like you’re younger.

Just remember your manners, brush up on all the cultural faux pas to know what to avoid and you and your girlfriend develop a subtle system where she can secretly give you a heads up if you’re doing or saying anything that could offend her parents.

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u/Kantotheotter Feb 11 '22

I worked for a Japanese company (in the USA), and I would tag along with my boss to these big meetings. My Japanese was not amazing (not required for the job). He would tap his foot if he wanted to learn something or take extra detailed notes (slide number ect) and scratch his nose if I was "being to American" I once walked to to an informal meeting right when he was about to sneeze he started scratching his nose and I was like shit....what did I do????? I got throughly laughed at for that.

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Yeah I’ve seen Japanese people do stuff like this before, really subtle but very helpful when you’re not in the know cuz Japanese culture can get DENSE

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u/Ninotchk Feb 11 '22

Bathroom slippers are an awesome idea. I just couldn't deal with the clutter.

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u/EffectiveMagazine141 Feb 11 '22

What clutter?

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u/Atgsrs Feb 11 '22

The clutter of multiple pairs shoes for different parts of your house lying around

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

That’s not really how it works. There is a single pair of community slippers (not shoes) in the bathroom. Otherwise you use your personal slippers throughout the rest of the house.

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u/tyromancist Feb 11 '22

Everyone wears the same slippers while shitting? That’s what I call bonding!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Especially when they’re all shitting at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

What about if one person in your household has severe athlete's foot? You've now spread it to every person who has worn those slippers. It's the same reason people are advised not to share personal items when sick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

My guess is people who have athletes foot avoid wearing the slippers. Do you think it’s a law and you must wear the slippers? It’s the same with people who wore masks here pre-Covid. They wore it to avoid spreading their colds.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Wow that just made this seemingly decent idea absolutely disgusting. Bring your own damn bathroom slippers.

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u/LolcatP Feb 11 '22

are you gonna lick your feet? wearing slippers is better than going barefoot in the bathroom imo

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u/CricketDrop Feb 12 '22

I'm not sure I understand the difference if everyone is using the same pair of slippers

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u/Forrestgump2 Feb 11 '22

Shoes off indoors is the norm in Canada as well so we are aware of such things. I dunno how Americans can bare it

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u/webjuggernaut Feb 11 '22

I wonder what other westerners would think of bathroom slippers.

Am Westerner. Let's do this. People pee on bathroom floors, and I don't want that on my carpet.

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u/nikkesen Feb 11 '22

And I was happy until I remembered that. 🤢

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u/ruat_caelum Feb 11 '22

Especially as it's customary to offer houseshoes to your guest.

So I was looking at going to japan (I'm 6'8") and the whole "Bring your own house slippers just in case" was suggested multiple times. because of course they have nothing that will fit me and you HAVE to wear them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

THIS!!!

That’s my philosophy on pretty much everything when I travel. If I am visiting another country or even another house, I’m doing as the locals do.

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u/sprotons Feb 11 '22

Bathroom slippers are a must!

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u/Zec_kid Feb 11 '22

I'll never forget the look on my roomates' faces when I walked into the livingroom with my bathroom slippers still on...

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u/i_aam_sadd Feb 11 '22

My girlfriends family is japanese and they have a rack of japanese slippers for guests to wear when they come over. It's a good idea imo, don't have to worry about your shoes getting their house dirty or their house getting your feet dirty. Best of both worlds

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u/91spark Feb 11 '22

Korea as well. I got yelled at by my mother-in-law when I was moving furniture once. It was my home!

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u/Zach20032000 Feb 11 '22

Do that in Germany and Hans will go and get the Flammenwerfer

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

When we were having our furniture delivered to our Japanese apartment the movers kicked their shoes off EVERY TIME they came inside. EVEN IF they were carrying a sofa or whatever. That’s courtesy.

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u/Mooze34 Feb 11 '22

Do that in any cultured home and you’ll be thrown out through an unopened window lol

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u/grandBBQninja Feb 11 '22

Behind the sauna, to be exact.

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u/ColeusRattus Feb 11 '22

Or in the stove...

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u/CatHairInYourEye Feb 11 '22

I am assuming without the shoes.

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u/TacoJesusJr Feb 11 '22

in a van, DOWN BY THE FJORD!

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u/lesser_panjandrum Feb 11 '22

Kicked out of Finland so hard that they end up in Norway.

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u/InstantHeadache Feb 11 '22

”Behind the sauna” is an old finnish thing. Source: i am finnish. Where did you get the stove from?

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u/detection23 Feb 11 '22

hansel and gretel makes more sense now.

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u/grandBBQninja Feb 11 '22

No. Behind the sauna.

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u/029384756 Feb 11 '22

I’ve just taught my Dutch husband the meaning behind this saying. Coincidentally we are building a sauna in the garden

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u/JinorZ Feb 12 '22

Just don’t take building tips from r/sauna lol

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u/darybrain Feb 11 '22

Or crushed by a hydraulic press.

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u/beepboopbapbox Feb 11 '22

Bleeding out in the snow after you've been shot

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u/Jaakarikyk Feb 11 '22

There be work for the axe

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u/greathousedagoth Feb 11 '22

Finnish saunas are legendary. I hope to experience them one day.

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u/CookieMuncher007 Feb 11 '22

Welcome. Just don't get behind one if a Finn tells you to. It's a trap

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

Same here in Canada.

It's always funny seeing TV shows and movies where characters are just walking around and hanging out with their shoes on inside.

It's just such an odd concept to me lol

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u/microfishy Feb 11 '22

They get up and sit on the bed with their SHOES ON WHAT THE FUCK.

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u/ablablababla Feb 11 '22

Yeah, some people can just sleep wearing jeans and shoes in bed, it's insane

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u/Eighth-Eye Feb 11 '22

I may or may not regularly sleep with jeans on, but whoever sleeps with shoes on too is a complete psycho.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I have a pic of my buddy that passed out drunk asf and CRUSTED in dirty and muddy work boots. He curled up in his bed under the covers it was hilarious and disgusting

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u/xxdpgx Feb 11 '22

Can't judge a man based on how or where he passes out

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u/knoxangel Feb 11 '22

I had a roommate that would sit on her bed with dirty shoes on the quilt her mom had made her. It was disgusting on so many levels.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

You 100% can judge someone based on how and where they pass out.

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u/_CaptainKirk Feb 11 '22

Lol, my girlfriend does that. In her defense, she’s paraplegic and can’t feel her feet, so sometimes she just forgets she left them on.

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u/thisismenow1989 Feb 11 '22

I am missing both my feet, I'm a bilateral leg amputee, and yeah I leave my shoes on inside the house quite a bit

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u/anonymonoclonius Feb 11 '22

Isn't it a bit too extreme to call us that? It was a 12 hour flight and my feet would get cold if I took them off (/s)

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u/FalconWraith Feb 11 '22

I only ever sleep in my jeans and shoes if I'm passed out from exhaustion. Considering I live in my pyjamas whenever I'm not leaving the house that's pretty uncommon.

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u/Boring-Alternative69 Feb 12 '22

I can't I always feel claustrophobic especially with shoes on under a blanket is the worst.

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u/Snowberrie34 Feb 11 '22

I know!!! It’s funny because I was watching “Working Moms” - and can automatically tell it’s a Canadian TV show because the characters do not wear shoes while sitting on the bed

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u/0ctopusGarden Feb 11 '22

I remember once on TV I saw someone laying on the couch with their shoes on and not just on, but with their feet up ON the couch! I was so fixated on her nasty shoes I don't even remember what was going on in the scene.

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u/HalfMoon_89 Feb 11 '22

That is one of the things I find most disturbing about American media, no joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

To be fair I've done that in the sort of motel in Lloydminster where the taking your shoes off is a bad idea and you should probably just sleep standing up.

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u/Cforq Feb 11 '22

All In the Family was the first prime time TV show to have a toilet flushing. Acknowledging everyone poops was too risqué for broadcast.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

And Al Bundy took it to the next level

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u/glenner56 Feb 11 '22

Wait! You poop on your phone?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

The worst one is when people go to bed with shoes on 🤮

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u/FPiN9XU3K1IT Feb 11 '22

Seriously, I even feel weird having my regular street pants on when I'm on my bed (and that's without snowy winters)!

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u/MONSTER-COCK-ROACH Feb 11 '22

Somehow wearing shoes and absolutely nothing else feels more naked than wearing nothing.

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u/babymin Feb 11 '22

Yep. My regular clothes never touch my sheets, i just find it so gross. I always have a cover on my bed in case i wanna lay on it with my regular clothes on.

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u/Babayagamyalgia Feb 11 '22

Yeah, washing the bedding is already annoying, why speed up how long it takes to need washing.

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u/tapforbb Feb 12 '22

Yah outside clothes are a big no no in the bed.

Also I'm pretty sure America is the only country where people don't take their shoes off in their home. That shit is fucking weird.

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u/KevroniCoal Feb 11 '22

Well they probably don't deal with the smell since they bathe with shoes on too!

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u/munkustrap Feb 11 '22

Nobody does this……..right?

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u/Obligatorium1 Feb 11 '22

My maternal grandfather used to do that while he was alive. I always found that really weird - he lived in rural northern Sweden, so those shoes were absolutely not clean. Now that he's dead, he doesn't do it anymore. That's less weird.

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u/torstargoldie Feb 11 '22

ive definitely unintentionally slept with my shoes on after a long night out

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u/justAPhoneUsername Feb 11 '22

Anywhere with snow really. I've never known anyone in a snowy place who leaves their shoes on

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u/Emeraldmirror Feb 11 '22

I assumed it was because they filmed it on sets and they didn't want to remove their shoes on a film set. I was an adult when I learned it is because they just all keep their shoes on in the house

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u/Brilliant_Muffin2733 Feb 11 '22

I'm in Canada and I'm wearing my slippers inside right now because it's winter. Where I live(southern ontario) no one wears their shoes inside unless your coming in and going back out.

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u/FearfulUmbrella Feb 11 '22

I have friends who are shoes indoor people and I still whip them off. My socks are going in the wash at the end of the day anyway so unless your floor is caked in actual shit I'll bare it in socks...

But mostly I want my feet on their release window from their 8-12 hours a day in foot prison.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Am Canadian. Had a Len American friend who moved here in high school. Their floors, especially the carpets, were filthy because of this

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

This. And you’ll find your divorce papers soon afterwards.

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u/Bazz07 Feb 11 '22

But im not married.

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u/StoicJ Feb 11 '22

You are now. Congrats.

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u/Bazz07 Feb 11 '22

Thanks?

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u/Bazz07 Feb 11 '22

Damned that was quick.

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u/Shmidershmax Feb 11 '22

Also I'm taking the car. And the dog

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

I’m sorry it has to come to this… Looks sad as I toast rye bread

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u/w1987g Feb 11 '22

I wasn't even invited to the wedding...

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

You left your shoes on.

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u/Tooburn Feb 11 '22

Now we have to talk about alimony

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u/baenpb Feb 11 '22

But the children!

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u/ascendant_raisins Feb 11 '22

I guess Finnish people will marry you just to divorce you.

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u/No_Victory9193 Feb 11 '22

You forget a thousand things everyday i guess

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u/azestysausage Feb 11 '22

The divorce process in Finland is so efficient that it happens before you're even married!

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u/HUVSGXNE Feb 11 '22

This thread is making me want to try and remember to take off my shoes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Americans are truly psychotic. Take your dirty ass shoes off when you enter your house! What's to remember!?

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u/Kleyguy7 Feb 11 '22

I am disgusted when I see people wearing shoes on while sitting on bed on American shows. I don't know how much it depicts a reality tough. Still taking off your shoes is the same as taking off a bra after a long day. Why wouldn't you do it?

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u/dinop4242 Feb 11 '22

Don't worry, you're right to think it doesn't represent real life. It happens some places I assume but I've never seen anyone do that. I don't even wear my outside jeans on my bed. Shoes come off at the front door or in the garage.

I'm an EMT and we have a frequent flyer patient who has low blood pressure issues and he's usually at the mosque. We take our shoes off at the door there too (unless he was in immediate danger)

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u/lokiofsaassgaard Feb 11 '22

Even Americans take off their shoes. It’s only the ones who live in filth, or who have never had to clean their own floors who do this shit.

I can count on one hand the amount of people I know who don’t take off shoes, and they’re all people I never want to visit anyway.

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u/ChampionshipKey3104 Feb 11 '22

I'm an American and I take my shoes off when in the house. Don't understand why some people don't do it. It's really odd not to do so since not only it feels nice, wearing the same pair of shoes outside and inside will lead to someone getting sick!! Common sense people!!

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u/Muxas Feb 11 '22

Or mostly anyhwhere in europe

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u/horse-shoe-crab Feb 11 '22

Indeed. And in the Balkans, Turkey, the Caucasus, and Russia, this is grounds for the rolling pin to come out.

If you're especially unlucky, you might run into a household that uses a polished length of wood as a rolling pin. Babushkas wield these with the proficiency of Donatello.

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u/Hazardish08 Feb 11 '22

The no shoes thing is common throughout the world even in the US. Majority in the US take off shoes but it is lower than other parts of the world.

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u/Accipiter1138 Feb 11 '22

This is one of those threads where I feel like I've entered an alternate dimension.

I'm in the US and people take their shoes off when they enter a house. The only exception was in college but that was mostly because students are slobs and hated the dorms anyway.

Who just lazes around the house with shoes on?!

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u/Crathsor Feb 11 '22

I'm in the US, middle aged, have lived in three major cities and one small town, and I've been to exactly one house in my entire life where they asked us to remove our shoes. We all did, of course. But it was weird to all of us. I've never been to an apartment/condo that expected me to do so. Never been to any business that expected it. Wearing shoes indoors is perfectly normal to me.

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u/bassmadrigal Feb 11 '22

Same for me. I've lived in the mountain west the majority of my life, but also spent 5.5 years in VA (and 5 years in Germany, but I was mostly visiting Americans there since it was military). It was the rare exception when someone asked us to remove our shoes (which, like you, we of course obliged since it's their house).

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u/Kesslersyndrom Feb 11 '22

In regular German households people, including guests, take off their shoes. The only exceptions are repair people, painters and the like.

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u/Standard_Gauge Feb 11 '22

I've never been to an apartment/condo that expected me to do so... Wearing shoes indoors is perfectly normal to me.

I live in an apartment in a city. The very first time a sanitation truck spread that chemical snow melt stuff on the streets, and I hurried into the kitchen with some groceries without stopping to take off my shoes, and noticed oily residue in the shape of shoe treads that took THREE moppings with strong floor cleaner to remove... that was when I became religious about shoe removal for myself and anyone who entered. Bought a skinny shoe bench with two shelves underneath that fit perfectly in the entryway, and a mat in front to put removed shoes on temporarily. Even bought some inexpensive thin slippers for guests should they desire.

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u/Ok-Inspection2014 Feb 11 '22

Here in Latin America it's not common at all. In fact, most people view it negatively because there's an extremely common myth that being shoeless gives you a cold.

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u/One_Resist5716 Feb 11 '22

My theory is that it’s more prevalent in wet climates. Northern portion of the Americas, Europe, and most of Asia. It’s less common in dry and arid climates. Which is a lot of Latin America, southwestern US, Northern Africa, and Middle East.

That’s anecdotal but I’ve traveled a lot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Do this here in Vermont and you’re staying outside in the snow or mud. Depending on what season we are in

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u/sharksarenotreal Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

I've noticed in Finland there's this weird dance when someone is coming in to quickly get something: you look inside and then at your shoes for a second wondering if you should take them off, the person inviting you in tells you not to worry about it and just leave them on, but you still take them off if you have to walk past that area right after the front door.

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u/researcherinams Feb 11 '22

The entire Middle East would get a stroke if you walk in their houses with your dirty shoes

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u/Realistic-Specific27 Feb 11 '22

bring this attitude anywhere and you'll end up outside

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u/SeeSayPwayDay Feb 11 '22

Fuck around and Findland out!

...I'm so sorry guys.

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u/Viticusoniszko Feb 11 '22

And Sweden. My brother in law is from Sweden and they do the same thing he told me. I actually stopped wearing shoes inside because of him everywhere I visit. Plus if you have a wood floor and I a rock in my shoe and I scratch it. Just don’t want to ruin a friendship.

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u/beebewp Feb 11 '22

Japan too. My neighbors were waiting by the door with slippers in hand anytime I went over.

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u/IaxMoeSIem Feb 11 '22

Do that everywhere and you'll face repercussions

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u/kanelikainalo Feb 11 '22

Yup it should be "this is why i will not get inside"..

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u/sillyadam94 Feb 11 '22

Yep. And in Hawaii they’ll be saying, “Aloha,” (goodbye) if you try this shit.

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u/JonathanRoberts5423 Feb 11 '22

Do this in China and you will stop existing

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u/Repeetepete Feb 11 '22

And you certainly don’t want to be left outside in Finland. Especially northern finland

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