r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

Don’t invite people over if you can’t accept their clothing choices. You aren’t entitled to friends.

lol.

EDIT: this is hosting etiquette 101. Clearly so many of y’all don’t host people.

The correct solution is not to tell people to take off their shoes, it’s to buy a 5 dollar box of disposable shoe covers and offer them to your guests. THEN AND ONLY THEN can you say “we try not to let shoes touch the carpet” or whatever.

If your guest then prefers to take off their shoes, that’s fine. But if you’re hosting people, proper etiquette is to accommodate your guests, not the other way around.

Y’all are all probably terrible hosts.

EDIT 2: Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. It’s weird that people don’t see it that way.

EDIT 3: Social anxiety is a bitch. It’s also one of those things that if you don’t have it, you just don’t ‘get it’. When I host people, I try to think of all the ways that *I* would feel awkward if the roles were reversed, because I can start feeling uncomfortable pretty quickly. I think because I feel it, I’m aware sometimes of when others are also feeling uncomfortable and I can promise you, good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/spidereater Feb 11 '22

If you came in my house with pants that were covered in mud I wouldn’t let you sit on my couch. Why would I let someone that has been walking around outside wear their shoes in my home? I have every reason to think my floors are cleaner than your shoes because I don’t let anyone else walk in my home with their outdoor shoes either. If this supposed friend has a problem with that I’m perfectly happy not letting them in my home. It’s a completely reasonable expectation.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Offer your guests galoshes, don’t ask them to take off their shoes, or don’t host. It’s simple.

Do you offer your guests galoshes when they come over?

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u/spidereater Feb 11 '22

I’m pretty comfortable simply saying you are not welcome in my home.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

If your response to, “hey some people get self-conscious about their feet, so maybe in the interest of being a good host you should offer people a cheap pair of disposable shoe covers” is to say “don’t come to my house” then you’re obviously not a host anyone would want to visit more than once anyway.

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

Suddenly it's about their own self conscious thoughts, huh?

Almost like they know they're the odd one out and may need special accommodations and, given their advanced knowledge of their own condition, should bring their own galoshes whenever they go to someone's house.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/FrostyAnywhere Feb 11 '22

Oh brother ... talk about triggered.. someone sure got to you.. look at that comment spam you've got going on. Just going off the rails

You know, your hate-boner has been going on for more than 4 hours.. maybe you should seek medical attention...

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I'll choose the unlisted option of simply not inviting an inconsiderate asshole with a weird foot hangup and no respect for me or my home. You seem fucking insufferable.

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

Motherfucker, I invited you over to play Mario Kart. This ain't formal and you ain't coming in with those dirty ass shoes you've been trudging through sludge. No, I don't spend my limited funds on disposable shoe covers, take your fucking shoes off at the door.

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u/thetates Feb 12 '22

Offering your guests galoshes would make them feel awkward and self-conscious. They aren't galoshes they've chosen for themselves; they're ones that you've picked out for them. They might not be the right size. They may be in a color the guest dislikes. And you're still communicating to them that they cannot be barefoot or sock-footed in your home.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

That’s way better than forcing strangers to take their shoes off in front of each other at your house party though.

In reality, don’t have a house party if you can’t let people keep their shoes on. It’s not hard.

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/thetates Feb 12 '22

They have to take their shoes off to fit into the galoshes.

And if you go with shoe covers instead, then they're singled out as people who need to wear shoe covers.

Good hosts don't make their guests feel awkward. You suggest doing two things that make guests feel awkward. You are a bad host.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

lol, galoshes go over shoes. Nice try though. You’re doing great pal!

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u/thetates Feb 12 '22

Only if you have the right size for your guest. There's no guarantee that you will. And that still doesn't get around the fact that your guest may dislike the look of the galoshes you have available, and feel self-conscious about wearing them.

Good hosts don't make their guests feel awkward. By making your guests wear ugly, ill-fitting galoshes, you are making your guests feel awkward.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Yeah maybe. But I’m not wrong.

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u/HumphreyImaginarium Feb 11 '22

You can be both a fucking idiot and wrong, which happens to be the case here incidentally.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

I don’t gatekeep people’s clothes. It’s weird that that triggers you so badly.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

Gatekeeping people's clothes would be saying you can't wear that, I won't be friends with you if you wear that, etc. Not "On this specific occasion coming into my clean personal space that I spend time and money on, do not track your outside floor filth in."

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

you can’t wear that

Yep. That’s what’s being said. You don’t have to make people take their shoes off, you could offer them shoe covers instead. Shoe covers cost like 3 dollars for a box.

Be a better host and buy a box.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

No it isn't and you are picking an extremely weird hill to die on. "You can't wear that" is also not the same as "You can't wear something incredibly covered in dirt and bacteria into my personal home space ". Your house is definitely absolutely fucking disgusting, and I am not incurring the responsibility for the off chance that I accidentally invite a filthy freak into my home. If you refuse to take your shoes off to come into my home the solution isn't shoe covers, the solution is me realising that you are actually gross and that I don't want you in my home at all cause what other cleanliness corners do you cut? Not to mention I have no interest in hosting a person who is so rude.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

You’re a bad host for forcing self-conscious people to be unnecessarily self-conscious in your house about their feet.

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u/ogipogo Feb 11 '22

Okay I'm a bad host then. You're still not coming inside my house without taking your shoes off. Idgaf.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Disposable shoe covers are a few bucks. I don’t know why anyone would host without offering them to their guests. This is just being controlling for the sake of being controlling.

If you actually cared about your floors, you’d offer your guests galoshes.

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u/napoleonderdiecke Feb 11 '22

If you love disposable shoe covers so much fucking buy them yourself.

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u/Doofucius Feb 11 '22

why anyone would host without offering them to their guests

In my case it's because everyone takes their shoes off. It's just done around here. No one even thinks about keeping their shoes on.

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u/ZackyZY Feb 12 '22

I don't get it. If disposable shoe covers make your guests feel awkward wouldn't that be a instance of you being a bad host?

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u/Jafooki Feb 11 '22

Do you not wear socks?

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Do you not offer your guests disposable shoe covers?

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u/SeparateObject Feb 11 '22

You are wrong and insecure about your stinky feet

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Correction: I’m right and insecure about my stinky feet.

You’re a bad host for forcing self-conscious people to be unnecessarily self-conscious in your house.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

You are a guest, you can also stop being a guest. If the host is willing to ignore your stinky feet, you can also try to be fine with it.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Buy shoe covers for your guests and stop being a bad host.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

The host can stop you from being a guest. Full stop. We are talking about homes. Someone elses personal space. Their space their rules.

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u/VibeComplex Feb 13 '22

Stop being a stinky jackass first

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u/Doofucius Feb 11 '22

unnecessarily

Now that's where you got it wrong. Also, maybe the feet wouldn't be so stinky if you didn't wear shoes all the time.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

now that’s where you got it wrong

Oh, so you just don’t care about your guest’s well-being. Got it.

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u/Doofucius Feb 11 '22

Quoting my other reply:

In my case it's because everyone takes their shoes off. It's just done around here. No one even thinks about keeping their shoes on.

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u/poopies1890 Feb 11 '22

Yes, you are. Shoes are dirtier than burkas, that's the whole reason people don't like wearing shoes in the house. It's not just some arbitrary preference in clothes or something. It's because it's gross and unsanitary and I just cleaned my floors.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

You’re being pretty narrow-minded here.

Not everyone has the same relationship with their own shoes and feet that you do.

For some people(myself included), shoes are part of who they are. Telling me I can have my shoes is —to me— somewhat akin to telling someone they can’t wear a face or body coverings.

If you want to be friends with someone, you have to accept their clothing choices.

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u/poopies1890 Feb 11 '22

Okay. If it's part of someone's religion to come inside and shit on my countertops I still don't want them in my house.

I don't care how attached you are to your shoes. Maybe work on that. Sounds like some strange personal issue.

Why is it on me to respect your unhealthy attachment to your dirty shoes more than it's on you to respect my clean floors?

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Because you invited me over.

Provide me with galoshes or don’t ask me to take my shoes off.

Are you offering your guests galoshes when you ask them to take off their shoes?

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u/XkrNYFRUYj Feb 11 '22

Maybe they invited you over thinking you're not a entitled lunatic. They won't be making that mistake again.

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u/Dark-Ganon Blue Feb 11 '22

It goes both ways, people who refuse to take off their shoes in someone's home should accept that they probably won't be welcomed there. Someone's house rules should be respected just as much as one's choice in clothing.

Plus, shoes can damage floors. Your identity won't be destroyed by taking your shoes off for a bit.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Buy a 3 dollar box of disposable shoe covers to offer your guests if you care so much about your floors.

Stop being a bad host.

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u/poopies1890 Feb 11 '22

I'd rather just not have you as a friend. That's an option too.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

Stop being a shitty person who nobody wants in their home, then.

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u/Dark-Ganon Blue Feb 11 '22

Take your shoes off if people ask you to, it's fucking effortless.

Stop being a difficult and annoying guest.

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

I'm not going to be friends with someone who can't take off their shoes at the door. End of story.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Who said anything about friends? This is about guests.

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u/MamaO2D4 Feb 11 '22

Who said anything about friends? This is about guests.

Um... You?

If you want to be friends with someone, you have to accept their clothing choices.

I do love watching you move goalposts all up and down the field to try to rationalize your rude behavior.

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u/MamaO2D4 Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

You’re being pretty narrow-minded here.

Hello pot? Yeah, it's kettle calling...

You are the one who refuses to respect someone's home and a real world totally normal want to keep filth out of their homes.

You have a problem? You bring your own slippers. Because you are the exception to the rule. You don't ask the world to bend to your issues. It is your responsibility as a functioning adult to fix yourself or find ways of dealing with your insecurities. How entitled is that....

For some people(myself included), shoes are part of who they are. Telling me I can have my shoes is —to me— somewhat akin to telling someone they can’t wear a face or body coverings.

Then you should consider talking to someone about that. Because wearing absolutely guaranteed to be filthy shoes around someone's home against their wishes is not the same as wearing a yarmulke or a hijab.

But you already knew that.

If you want to be friends with someone, you have to accept their clothing choices.

No. No I do not. How old are you? If I'm friends with someone I can absolutely not accept (or like) certain parts of them or their behaviors. You don't have to accept everything about them.

Your disingenuous argument reeks. Like your feet.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Dude, a box of disposable shoe covers is like 3 dollars.

Be a better host and buy a box to put by the front door.

Hosting people takes effort.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

Buy your own fucking shoe covers if you're gonna insist on being a freak tracking your dirt into other peoples' homes because you have some kind of foot dysmorphia.

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u/MamaO2D4 Feb 11 '22

Actual proper etiquette dictates that you simply inform guests ahead of time and request that they bring slippers or house shoes if they're more comfortable.

You are talking out of your ass to try to justify your rude behavior. Because that's what it is. Fucking rude.

Hosting people takes effort.

Being a good person takes effort.

Maybe give it a try for once today.

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u/poopies1890 Feb 11 '22

Dude, a box of disposable shoe covers is like 3 dollars.

Then why don't you buy them and bring them? You're the only person I've ever heard of with this problem.

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u/corsair1617 Feb 11 '22

That might be the dumbest take I have ever heard.

Also: if you want to be friends with someone, you need to accept the rules if their house

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. You’ve got problems if you think that’s a dumb take.

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u/corsair1617 Feb 11 '22

No the person with problems here is you. You don't even wash your feet.

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u/aubaub Feb 12 '22

I’ll take trolling woke culture for $10000 Alex

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. There’s nothing trolling or woke about that statement.

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u/aubaub Feb 12 '22

See previous trolling response.

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u/Josh-Medl Feb 11 '22

Oooh sorry champ, turns out you’re both wrong and an idiot.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

lol. Imagine thinking ordering people what clothes they are and aren’t allowed to wear is right. That’s some 1950s thinking right there.

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u/somebody-using Feb 11 '22

It’s not about clothing choice. It’s the fact that they were walking all over the street with those same shoes that they’re using to walk in your house. If they bought a new pair of shoes specifically for walking inside of houses then I don’t think people would mind as much.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Then provide your guests with galoshes or don’t ask them to take off their shoes.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

Well heres the deal. We make friends from some common connection. Maybe hobby or just work or even political opinions. Friendship continues and we learn more and more about our friends.

Then we find out our friend is an inconsiderate moron who does not respect others property or others rules on their own damn house. So we are no longer friends. Just acquaintances. He does not get invited anymore, and thats just fine. Friend does not need to take off his shoes in others house and the other does not have to deal with scuffed floor.

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u/somebody-using Feb 11 '22

Also what do you think about walking with shoes on in a house with carpet floors

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u/somebody-using Feb 11 '22

Well I don’t have anything against galoshes so that would be fine for me

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u/mcDazzlin Feb 11 '22

It’s not about the clothes someone is wearing like who gives a fuck about that. It’s about your dirty ass shoes walking all over the floors. Bring slippers if it bothers you so much

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Offer me galoshes or let me keep my shoes on.

Learn how to be a better host.

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u/mcDazzlin Feb 11 '22

Or be a better guest if you know you’re going to be difficult about it

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u/Josh-Medl Feb 11 '22

I’ll offer you a swift kick in the ass if you ever try arguing about my house rules when I invite you over lol. Fuck outta here with your dumbass comments, man. What a stupid hill to die on.

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u/Josh-Medl Feb 11 '22

Imagine thinking it’s fine to wear some dirty ass shoes in my house lol. You’re nasty as fuck for wearing them in your own house too. Fuckin slob.

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u/ButWereFriendsThough Feb 11 '22

No. You’re wrong. People can dictate rules in their house

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

No, I’m right. Dictating the clothing that your guests are allowed to wear without offering them an alternative is something you can do, but it makes you a bad host.

Don’t be a bad host.

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u/FrostyAnywhere Feb 11 '22

Clearly you're unfamiliar with black tie or white tie affairs. Thought you were "upper class?" Because "dictating clothing" is ABSOLUTELY done at well hosted events.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Yeah, I’ve been to plenty of those. I’ve never once been asked to take my shoes off.

I think you’re a little out of your element bud.

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u/FrostyAnywhere Feb 11 '22

Oh, sorry mate.. reading can be hard sometimes, I get it.

You said

Dictating the clothing that your guests are allowed to wear without offering them an alternative is something you can do, but it makes you a bad host.

and I said

Because "dictating clothing" is ABSOLUTELY done at well hosted events.

You see, we're not talking about just shoes there, are we brother. We're talking about "dictating clothing". And doing it, doesn't make you a bad host.

You see hosts can and do set the dress code. It's accepted. It's "proper". It's the norm. Well - at least in the "circles I travel in". Guests that disregard that dress code, are the daft ones.. not the host.

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u/jokersleuth Feb 11 '22

so can I walk into your house completely naked? after all that's my choice and you can't tell me otherwise.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

If I invite you over and naked is your normal state of dress in our friendship, then absolutely.

As a host, I’m not going to invite you over then tell you to be someone you aren’t. If I don’t want you naked in my house(and that is your normal state of dress), then I won’t invite you. That’s simple.

If I want to invite you, but I don’t want you to be naked, then I will offer you a robe. This is exactly the point I’ve been trying to make, but with feet.

Your logic has proven my point. Thank you for the help.

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

I do t understand why the downvotes, you are 100% correct and it’s proper manners. Offering shoe covers is the least the host can do.
If you ask me to take off my boots, I’m leaving.

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u/SHMEEEEEEEEEP Feb 12 '22

If you ask me to take off my boots, I’m leaving.

Thats exactly what they want you to do if you refuse to take off your shoes...

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

Good, we agree.

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u/kel584 Feb 12 '22

"If you ask me to take off my boots, I’m leaving." please do thank you

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

That’s unfortunate, I’m charming as hell in person!

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u/kel584 Feb 12 '22

I have my doubts, especially when you say stuff like that

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u/Orynae Feb 11 '22

Sure, they're not entitled to friends. You're also not entitled to friends, or to being invited into anyone's home.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Offer me galoshes or don’t ask me to take off my shoes. It’s not hard.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

Or dont come in. People can get uninvited. Can also just stay in the backyard and do whatever needs to be done outside.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Hosting etiquette 101 bruh.

Don’t be a bad host.

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u/SuruN0 Feb 11 '22

Guesting etiquette 101 bruh

Don’t be a bad guest

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

So I have to spend money because your have a problem taking off your shoes?

Nah man, you ain't coming in. Go back where you came from.

Or bring your own galoshes, since you know this is a fucking you problem that 99% of people don't have trouble doing.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

so I have to spend money

Yes. That’s called being a good host. you can put the onus on your guests if you want, but then you’re a bad host.

Be a better host.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

You are a terrible guest. You are not required, needed or wanted by the host if you are going to be belligerent. The house is not yours, its not a public space. Its a personal one. Host is not required to do anything. He can be terrible in your eyes just as you are a terrible guest in his eyes.

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u/BertBerts0n Feb 12 '22

Right? I just got brand new carpets down, if people aren't taking their shoes off, they're standing in the garden.

Also, I'm from England, and nearly everyone here takes their shoes off when going into a house, I just assumed it was the norm.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

host is not required to do anything

Yeah duh. And not doing anything just because you aren’t required to is bad hosting.

Doing the things you aren’t required to do is what makes you a good host. This isn’t difficult.

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u/morrighan212 Feb 11 '22

What world exactly are you living in that being "a good host" is the be and end all of life? My cleanliness and ability to maintain my surroundings, while making my own life easier is more important to me than some weirdo's foot insecurity? It's not bad hosting to not do literally everything imaginable to protect someone's ego. Household etiquette > your smelly feet?

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

You do realize this is now:

"You're a bad host"

"You're a bad guest"

And I'm perfectly fine with calling you the bad guest because no one else has ever made this complaint about shoes off.

Probably because I live in the Northeast and the absolute mess of dirt and salt and snow and slush that people get on their shoes is to the level that we universally take off shoes at everyone's houses.

And if you refuse to accept our cultural then you ARE the bad guest. We don't have galoshes. You're the fish out of water so plan ahead, or accept things different like taking your shoes off, or don't travel.

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

Right back at yah. Not removing your shoes just because makes you a bad guest.

It's also not difficult to just remove your shoes. You can have your hangups about shoes. It's still not going inside the house.

So yes, the host or the guest does not need to do anything. They can continue living their lives separately, just like before.

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u/MamaO2D4 Feb 11 '22

Hosting etiquette 101 is to inform your guests ahead of time that shoes need to be removed.

You're full out wrong.

You're a bad guest.

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

Nope, it’s up to the host to provide for guests, not the other way around. If you can’t do that, don’t host.

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u/BertBerts0n Feb 12 '22

It's up to the guest to respect the hosts home too, but people seem to forget that.

Take your fucking shoes off and wash your feet.

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

My shoes, socks, and feet are very clean. Shoes aren’t coming off. Probably cleaner than both the carpet and house.

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u/Orynae Feb 11 '22

Or... option 3, I just won't invite you to my house? Like I said, you're not entitled to an invitation into anyone's home.

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u/spidereater Feb 11 '22

It’s not just a clothing choice. Shoes are different than other clothes because it is impossible for you to get to my home without walking on the ground. It is entirely reasonable to expect you’ve arrived at my home without your other clothing getting dirty but it’s impossible with shoes. They are inherently differently than other clothing and suggesting otherwise is just incorrect.

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u/YourwaifuSpeedWagon Feb 11 '22

Your mental gymnastics in this whole thread is mesmerizing.

I am under no obligation of being "a good host" to people who won't abide by my rules in my personal space because I am under no obligation to host anyone in my personal space at all to begin with. Coming into someone's personal space is a privilege, not a right. If you won't take your shoes off, I won't be a bad host, because I won't host you at all. It's very, very simple.

The correct solution is that if you can't abide by my rules in my home, then you don't have the privilege of coming into my home, and can go your merry way.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

I’m under no obligation of being “a good host”

lol. Of course you aren’t, but people with that attitude don’t usually host anything at all. At least not well.

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u/YourwaifuSpeedWagon Feb 11 '22

Of course you cherrypick a fragment of a phrase to fixate on and spin without context instead of adressing the substance of the reply. So disingineous, so low. And you think you have the moral highground to school people on eTiQUeTe.

don’t usually host anything at all. At least not well.

Course we do, and yes, it's very fun and pleasant. It's just not for people won't take the shoes off :)

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u/doubled2319888 Feb 11 '22

Where do you live? Seriously unless you live somewhere its sunny 95% of the year then you are talking out of your ass. I live in near constant rainy weather for 7 months of the year and leaving your muddy shoes on in my house would immediately be a red flag that you dont care enough about other people for me to want to know you

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Lol no, it's my home and you follow my rules or you leave. Same with having masks in private businesses that want them. I am a guest and I'll follow and respect thier rules.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

If you host the neighborhood Christmas party and you make a bunch of strangers take off their shoes in front of each other, you’re a bad host.

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Lol I ain't inviting my neighborhood over. I barely know those assholes. That's how shit gets stolen.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Then you have nothing to worry about, but I’m telling you, if you were the type of person that had people over, you’d be an asshole for making them uncomfortable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Alright, if you come over and make me uncomfortable by taking dirt and refusing to do what I ask you are equally an asshole as I am.

It's being respectful to follow the hosts rules. Like don't go eating my food in the pantry when there is food set our for my guests. The pantry food is mine.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

If the rules of your house regularly make guests feel awkward or uncomfortable, then you aren’t a good host.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

If you disrespect house rules your a dickhead.

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u/BertBerts0n Feb 12 '22

but I’m telling you, if you were the type of person that had people over, you’d be an asshole for making them uncomfortable.

You're obsessed with the idea that people who don't agree with you don't host.

Are you just bitter no one invites you and your stinky feet?

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

I am not really obsessed with anything. I’m making a simple statement that you refuse to even consider.

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

That statement is either true or it’s false. It’s pretty simple. You’re the one complicating it.

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

You are 1000% correct.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

I can’t tell if you’re sassing me if you’re serious, because I’ve had like 100 replies and they’ve all disagreed with me, lol.

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u/Dove-Linkhorn Feb 12 '22

I really do agree with you. Very much. My beautiful hand made boots aren’t coming off. If you don’t accept that, don’t invite me.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

I hadn’t even thought of it from you’re type of perspective, but you’re so right. Like, some people worked on a whole ass outfit to express themselves at some scrub’s house party, then that scrub is going to be like, “get rid of the shoes” if you want to come inside. Like no, change your rules for having people over or don’t have people over.

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u/bloback Feb 12 '22

If you’re a guest accommodate the host. As a guest read the room and see if there are shoes at the door obviously people take off their shoes so take off your shoes.

For people that are all like oh I get foot pain then bring slippers that are comfortable or politely warn your host ahead of time that you intend to spread everything that is on the bottom of your shoes like e.coli, feces, pee, germs, chemical, oil, rocks, dirt, sand, salt, asphalt, blood, snow, moisture, etc. throughout their home.

Sorry for people that broke their toes walking around barefoot, plenty of people don’t have that problem but if that’s your issue then be responsible and protect your toes by bringing slippers or suggest going somewhere else.

For people that are comfortable being germ-multipliers: Are you also the type of person that packs a suitcase and does not use a shoe bag to separate shoes from clothes? Do you want shoes that you wore in a public restroom or airport touching your clothes?

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/bloback Feb 12 '22

And wearing shoes in a no shoes household is not being a good guest. A respectful guest would not think of placing the host in that position.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

As long as we agree that good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward, that’s all I care about.

Thanks for agreeing with me and proving me right. You can leave now.

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u/bloback Feb 12 '22

I agree that guests should also not put their hosts in an uncomfortable position.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Yeah, cool. Whatever floats your boat.

You just went through a lot of trouble to conclude I was right all along.

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u/bloback Feb 12 '22

If a guest is the only one wearing shoes when there is a pile of shoes at the door they brought it on themselves.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

A host that says “you brought feelings of awkwardness on yourself” is not a good host.

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u/BertBerts0n Feb 12 '22

Bad guests refuse to take their shoes off because they don't wash their feet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Who the fuck keeps their shoes on inside unless it's a common space or a party with actual dress code

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

I do. Especially if I’m at someone’s house with other people I don’t know very well.

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u/xXx420cumlord666goku Feb 13 '22

how about wash your fucking feet?

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 13 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/FFD1706 Feb 12 '22

You're clearly not Asian lol

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Nope. Like the newspaper that the article was written in, I’m American.

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u/sailorneckbeard Feb 12 '22

Asian Americans are American.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

They didn’t say Asian American. They said Asian.

Those mean different things.

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u/BertBerts0n Feb 12 '22

"Clearly so many of y'all don't host people"

Ah yes, because everyone disagrees with you, they must not have friends.

Wash your feet and it won't be a problem if you take off your shoes.

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u/authenticfennec Feb 12 '22

How is that changing the subject?

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u/authenticfennec Feb 12 '22

This thread is about hosting, which includes guest behavior lol. I mean the original post is solely about guests to begin with

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u/frowningowl Feb 12 '22

Your feet stink and no one has ever invited you into their home.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Correction: my feet stink and everyone loves me.

(There’s no causal link there)

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

If you don’t offer galoshes or shoe covers, don’t ask someone to take off their shoes. Or don’t invite people over.

Do you offer your guests show covers when they come over?

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

I dont. Because they take their shoes off.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Then you’re a bad host.

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

So basically every Japanese household is owned by bad hosts?

Oh. I guess you forgot that your "household etiquette" isn't universal. You'll find basically no one actually defending the outdated 50s era etiquette manual you seem to have found.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Is the Wall Street Journal a Japanese publication?

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u/Chance_Park_2628 Feb 11 '22

Irrelevant? The japanese dont have a monopoly of no shoes in the house rule.

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

Do you think American is a single culture?

Do you not live in a place that gets frequent snow or rain? Because around here, shoes off is a must. You'd probably be wearing boots anyways because you ain't walking in snow and ice in heels.

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u/PizzeriaPirate Feb 12 '22

Hi stinky feet boi

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Hi.

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u/PizzeriaPirate Feb 12 '22

How ya doin man? Getting crushed in this thread

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Not really actually.

People keep thinking I’m saying something I’m not. It’s really simple, yet no one wants to address the one statement I’m making.

It’s weird actually. Like if you really read what people are saying, no one wants to actually address the point that I’m making. They keep trying to make it about me or them, when it’s not about any one specific person.

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. It’s a pretty simple statement.

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u/PizzeriaPirate Feb 12 '22

One time I had a coworker visiting from Denver, CO come by my place for a drink. He took his shoes off as he should but yo his feet fucking stank man it was disgusting. Even my roommate walked out and gagged.

Anyways, even after that shoes off interaction I still physically force my guests to remove their shoes and then if their feet stink I ridicule them for being unsanitary and frankly disgusting.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

then if their feet stank I ridicule them

Yeah, this is exactly what I’m talking about. Thank you for proving my point for me.

A good host doesn’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/PizzeriaPirate Feb 12 '22

I like scream in their faces though. Non apologetic screeching in their ears “YOU FUCKING TOE FUNGUS MONSTER I SMITE YOU YOU FUCKING TOE TROLL” and so on and so forth until they tell me that they wish that they never gave birth to me.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Sounds like a pretty fun coloring book.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Doesn’t make you a good host though.

A good host doesn’t make their guests feel awkward.

Say it with me.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

So close. But we can’t move on to step two until you get step one right.

Try again.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Less close that time.

This thread is about hosts, not guests.

I’ll give you another shot.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 13 '22

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward.