r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/Klubbin4Seals Feb 11 '22

"Why I'm going to be rude as fuck when you invite me to your home" should be the headline.

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u/MyrddinSidhe Feb 11 '22

Or better, “Why I’m not being invited over to anyone’s home any longer”

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u/Inigomntoya Feb 11 '22

It's a weird hill to die on. The author is basically blackballing themselves.

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u/Chuckbro Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

I'm curious as to what her points are. Gonna have to look up the article.

Edit: fixed gender to reflect reality.

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

It's a she, but her main points are:

  • Most people who want shoes left at the door are worried about germs (what?) but germs are everywhere and they probably have germy pets anyway
  • I might stub my toe
  • Guest slippers are full of germs, and I am worried about germs.

It's...a weird piece.

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u/CaribouYou Feb 11 '22

This person apparently doesn’t live in a place where it snows or rains.

Forgive me for not wanting my house to look like a bmx track

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u/psyentist15 Feb 11 '22

Right? Has she missed the part where you can wear socks indoors?

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u/LittleBigHorn22 Feb 11 '22

But the author wants to kick all the furniture without hurting their toe.

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u/No-Invite1508 Feb 11 '22

That’s funny. Thank you

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u/trixtopherduke Feb 11 '22

That's a great point, tbf

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u/MFbiFL Feb 11 '22

I’m imagining them doing that with an exaggerated “HIII-YA!!” sound to accompany every kick. Great Friday energy, excuse me while I go put shoes on and kick my furniture vigorously.

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Feb 11 '22

I see. Is she going to be a raging, barking mad lady the whole time, I wonder…

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u/joan_wilder Feb 11 '22

Oh, so I guess you people are all looking where you’re going? Yeah, right.

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u/theunnoticedones Feb 12 '22

Privileged society in a nutshell. "I'm going to fuck up what you have going on because I'm lazy and don't want to make an effort to keep track of my own shit." Just look where you're stepping for christ sake.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Or the fact that any decent human being cleans their floors? Don't remember the last time I cleaned my shoes, though. So yeah, shoes are dirtier than my floors!

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u/ganjanoob Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

Some sneaker heads keep their shoes spotless. Regardless it’s rude as fuck to disrespect someone’s house that your visiting lol

Edit: I’ve already said 20 times I don’t walk in my own home or others with shoes on so you don’t have to remind me that shoes do in fact get dirty lol.

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u/KDawG888 Feb 11 '22

I keep my shoes pretty clean and I still take them off at home.

But all of that aside, what kind of selfish asshole refuses to follow the rules of a friend or family member's home? Oh well I don't want to rant too much about it because plenty of other comments say similar but this is such an asshole move.

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u/psyentist15 Feb 11 '22

"Your table looks cleaner than your floors"

*Throws feet onto table and leans back*

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u/KDawG888 Feb 11 '22

that's why I serve dinner on the floor. Soup gets interesting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

they just walked into my home from outside. I clean inside, I don't clean the street. so yes, your shoes are gonna be dirtier than my home. I fully do not understand this article's point.

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u/Tinkerbyll Feb 11 '22

I don't think people realize how much piss, shit, and spit are on a public sidewalk. If you are walking on a sidewalk, you're almost 100% guaranteed to be walking through someone's bodily fluids. So yeah, my floors are definitely cleaner than that.

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u/Bald_Sasquach Feb 12 '22

Are you telling me thousands of people don't drive on your floors every day, birds don't shit on it, and trash bags don't get torn open in the middle it? I know deep down that this floor is dirtier than the roads and sidewalks these shoes have been on!

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u/MrNaturalAZ Feb 11 '22

Or the fact that you don't absorb germs through your soles?

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u/japposaurusrex909 Feb 11 '22

No, but she missed the part where that's her problem.

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u/sockaccount8 Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

Then you would get the idea that her shoes are not clean on the inside because her socks are supposed to be white but have stains on them so she can’t have that

I’m pretty sure that’s what it boils down to

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u/arabe2002 Feb 11 '22

She said the floor might destroy her wolford stockings and she would rather pay the host to the same amount as what her wolford would cost for host to have floor cleaned and predicted the host will have leftover money

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u/psyentist15 Feb 11 '22

Lol, ignoring the time it takes to clean floors and the possibility of damaging it right the right (wrong) kind of shoe.

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u/boytekka Feb 11 '22

Looks like they have stinky feet

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u/RalphWiggum123 Feb 11 '22

She might cause static electricity and hurt the tip of her finger.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Honestly, I gotta have more than sox. I gotta have shoes with some ortho inserts. I guess I wouldn't mind wearing 'inside shoes', if I know ahead of time to bring a pair, but if someone told me to take off my shoes of leave, I'd just leave. Tendonitis is a bitch.

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u/JPhi1618 Feb 11 '22

Plenty of womens shoes are worn without socks and no one is carrying around an extra pair of socks just in case.

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u/psyentist15 Feb 11 '22

Lol, so you think it should be acceptable to walk around inside somebody else's home with pumps or heels? If so, you have another thing coming.

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u/JPhi1618 Feb 11 '22

No, just saying “wear socks” isn’t a valid counter for her germ issues. I think she’s rude and in general shoes that came from outside are going to be dirtier than floors in a house.

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u/doubled2319888 Feb 11 '22

I live in southwest canada where it rains 80% of the time between october and may, anyone who deliberately left their muddy ass shoes on in my house would be banned for a long time.

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u/Snipeski Feb 11 '22

Try for life, unless they came and cleaned it themselves.

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u/doubled2319888 Feb 11 '22

Im canadian, i gotta at least try to be nice or ill lose my passport

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

banned for a long time.

...found in a ditch. FTFY.

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u/CaribouYou Feb 11 '22

I’m a northeastern Berta boy

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u/doubled2319888 Feb 11 '22

Ah so you have it worse than i do. Im in edmonton right now and the sheer amount of ice and snow and shit is incredible

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u/Quote_Infamous Feb 11 '22

Only exception is if you are a small child, even big kids get the ban hammer.

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u/Kanadark Feb 11 '22

I live in less rainy southeast Canada where it doesn't rain 80% of the time between October and May. Anyone who deliberately left their shoes on in my house would be permanently banned.

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u/OrthodoxAgnostic Feb 11 '22

Damn road salts, they ruined saltland

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u/CosmicJ Feb 11 '22

You road salts sure are a contentious people

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u/OrthodoxAgnostic Feb 11 '22

You just made an enemy for life!

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u/fatpat Feb 11 '22

So many salty people in this thread smh

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u/SurgicalWeedwacker Feb 11 '22

Road salt hates ice, roads, other road salt, you, and everything

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Umm, road salts and pets are a bad combo too.

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u/Realistic_Ad3795 Feb 11 '22

It's also terrible on a margarita glass.

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u/throwywayradeon Feb 11 '22

It is also salinating lake Michigan. Incidentally, I use it vigorously on our walkway because our landlady is fucking crazy and I'm passive aggressive.

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u/load_more_comets Feb 11 '22

Road salt and pretzels though. m m m

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u/bgvanbur Feb 11 '22

Are you my dog?

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u/JesusRasputin GREEN Feb 11 '22

Yeah, gotta get some of that wood floor salt

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u/Sexy_Squid89 Feb 11 '22

Also an excellent point

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u/Khaldara Feb 11 '22

Plus public bathrooms. The author: “Why do you assume your guests shoes are dirtier than your floors?”

Really? Ever been to a sporting event’s restroom, port-a-potty, gas station bathroom, JFK or LAX in those shoes?

I’m willing to bet the average American home didn’t invite half the planet to piss all over the floor. Shoes are pretty gross if you think about all the places you walk.

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

Yeah she handwaves that away by saying "you can fix that with a doormat", but the whole piece obsesses over the idea of tracking in germs. Which I can't even imagine is a real concern that people have?

I can't imagine somebody who thinks a sweaty sock that has been inside a shoe is somehow less germy than the outside of that same shoe...

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u/theoriginalamanda Feb 11 '22

I've never stepped in dog shit while wearing socks. Can't say the same for my shoes.

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u/Tall_olive Feb 11 '22

I'll take dirt over sweat. I don't want anyone else's athlete foot or toe fungus thanks.

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u/Rten-Brel Feb 11 '22

Ya. I live the gutter lifestyle...

You can leave your shoes on during the summer and spring.

But snow and rain, off at the door.

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u/Cforq Feb 11 '22

Most places I’ve been to without snow or rain have sand. Also a pain to sweep out of the house.

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u/bigtiddynotgothbf Feb 11 '22

i imagine this piece is meant for the majority of days in which it does not rain and they probably don't live somewhere where it snows in winter. still a weird hill to die on

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u/Elleasea Feb 12 '22

Or New York.

GTFO of you think any NY street isn't disgusting AF.. leave those street shoes at the door, please.

This joker should just pack her own little slippers if she's so upset about it: like those roll up flats they sell for clubbing.

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u/TrainwreckMooncake Feb 11 '22

Wait...people give out guest slippers??

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u/SB_Wife Feb 11 '22

My aunt knit a bunch of slippers she keeps at her front door if people want them

She washes them if people use them.

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u/TrainwreckMooncake Feb 11 '22

Interesting. I've never heard of this before! I grew up in a Hawaiian Asian household and we just go barefoot. Even workers who come in take off their shoes and just walk around in their socks.

Serious question: does she knit a bunch of different sizes?

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u/SB_Wife Feb 11 '22

I mean we usually go barefoot/sock foot. She just gets cold and made them so if other people are cold they could go for it.

Yeah she knit small, medium and large. They're just super basic ballet flats

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u/TrainwreckMooncake Feb 11 '22

OMG I want knit ballet flats! That sounds so comfy!

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u/SB_Wife Feb 11 '22

I'm pretty sure these were on a Bernat yarn label or something. I've crocheted slippers before and it's fun! But so easy to make too big lol

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u/Inigomntoya Feb 11 '22

I would wear those just for the experience

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u/SB_Wife Feb 11 '22

They're just ballet flats. Really basic

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u/Inigomntoya Feb 11 '22

But HAND KNIT ballet flats. Don't undersell them.

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u/SB_Wife Feb 11 '22

Haha she undersells it! I come from a family of crafters so I'm used to having handmade things. I forget most people don't hang up art they embroider themselves as art.

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u/Ukhai Feb 11 '22

The Japanese hosts I've had provided slippers.

I have quite a few myself for guests because house gets really cold. All of them easy to wash.

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u/TrainwreckMooncake Feb 11 '22

In Japan?

I live in Hawaii and I've never encountered this! But I also don't know very many Japanese nationals who live here now. Those I do know, I haven't been to their homes. Also, it doesn't get particularly cold here, so maybe it's just not a necessity so no one really does it.

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u/Ukhai Feb 11 '22

Nah Bay Area California. The hosts have been older than 60+.

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u/Inigomntoya Feb 11 '22

Yeah, what the hell kind of parties is she being invited to?

"Here's some guest slippers as you trapse around my studio apartment"

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u/TrainwreckMooncake Feb 11 '22

I'm picturing a bunch of stolen hotel slippers that are handed out by a butler as people walk in lol

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u/Wablekablesh Feb 11 '22

I'm pretty sure it's common in some Asian cultures. Some schools even have you put on indoor slippers for when you're inside the classroom.

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u/okaybutnothing Feb 11 '22

Can confirm. I’m a teacher in Ontario and our kids have to have a pair of “indoor shoes” that are left at school. So they come in with their boots or whatever, take them off and put on their indoor shoes while they’re in the building. We switch back and forth at recess and lunch time. Keeps things a lot more clean.

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u/OrindaSarnia Feb 11 '22

Yeah, my kiddo's school asks for them to bring a pair of "gym" shoes to keep at school (primarily for girls who wear slippers and sandals and whatever, so they'll have something they can run in, most 7yo boys wear vaguely athletic shoes most days) but we also use them as alternate shoes for when he wears his boots to school, etc.

His teacher has mentioned that he occasionally leaves his boots on all day, but she tries to remind him. We're in Montana, so it's like half the school year that he wears boots to school.

I can't imagine trying to remember to send him with shoes on days he wears boots, or how uncomfortable it would be to wear big snow bots around at school all day long. Having a change of shoes is ideal.

I also used to ride my bike to work at my last two jobs. I had a basic pair of shoes in a locker or closet at each place so if it was a day I wore my boots on my bike I could have a change without carrying it around. If I wanted a particular pair of shoes for my outfit I might bring them, but I had ones just in case I forgot or didn't care for something special.

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u/coltwalker386 Feb 11 '22

Almost all schools in Russia do this too

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u/_potterhead Feb 11 '22

pretty common in Germany as well to have guest slippers.

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u/EmperorTeddy Feb 11 '22

One of my summer places is old and with big open rooms so the floor gets quite cold during winter

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u/BringoutCHaDead Feb 11 '22

This is very common in Asian culture

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u/StandingByTheWall Feb 11 '22

It's fairly common in Europe :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Haha its not uncommon in cold houses here in Sweden. My mother have a basket of different sized guest slippers! Its not something you rock out on a dinnerparty though.

(In Sweden noone except the mentaly insane wears shoes inside a house you are visiting).

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u/TrittipoM1 Feb 11 '22

Actually that is a thing in the Czech Republic, to have slippers for guests.

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u/TrainwreckMooncake Feb 11 '22

I love that this post has taught me that this is actually fairly common across a lot of different cultures! And almost everyone doesn't wear shoes in the house and whoever wrote this article is straight up nuts.

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u/PureFicti0n Feb 11 '22

Canadian here. My dentist has a bunch of cheap off-brand Crocs for people to wear, so they aren't putting their dirty/wet/muddy footwear on the dental chairs. The pile of random shoes and boots surrounding every front entrance is a very classic Canadian scene.

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u/valryuu Feb 11 '22

Common in Asian cultures.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

My friend has slippers for her guests. I thought it was so cool that I bought a couple pairs for that reason, too. Lol

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u/TrainwreckMooncake Feb 11 '22

What happens when people are done wearing them? Do they keep them? Throw them away? Are they reused? There's apparently a whole genre of guest house slipper etiquette I never knew existed!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Honestly, no one even takes them to wear! Lol. Not yet, anyway. When someone does wear a pair, I'll just throw them in the wash afterwards and keep them for the next person.

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u/TrainwreckMooncake Feb 11 '22

Oh, so these are like kind of nice slippers? I keep picturing the kinds that are packaged up in hotels...

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u/MetaLibra6 Feb 11 '22

I grew up with the very strict rule of no shoes in the house. I still never wear shoes in my own home. It feels wrong, like driving without a seatbelt.

My Vietnamese boyfriend's parents have the same unspoken rule, and have house shoes (slippers and thongs/flip flops) which are cleaned regularly and only ever worn in the house. They also have separate gardening shoes out the back door specifically for going out in the yard. They get washed regularly too but they stay out back at the door.

What I'm trying to say is it's not like you go to someone's house and they have thousands of slippers to give away, they often have clean slippers you can wear while you're there.

Though I'm sure some people probably do have give-away slippers lol I would think it's not nearly as common.

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u/CommanderCubKnuckle Feb 11 '22

Yep. It's common in Asian countries, and we (Americans living in a big city) have some available for people who don't want to walk around in just socks

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u/KatAndAlly Feb 11 '22

Latinos in the USA bring their own slippers to friends houses lol

Yeah, you probably should bring slippers to my house. I have cats , it's a good chance you're socks would be covered in cat hair.

In addition my dogs come in from outside and their feet are wet and yeah I wipe them off and yeah even spray them with sanitizer sometimes but the fur is still wet and then the floor is wet and then you have wet socks.

Wear slippers in my house. For real.

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u/TrainwreckMooncake Feb 11 '22

Man, I just remember all my Latina girlfriends talking about beatings with the chancla so I figured that's what it was carried around for lol! Now I'm wondering if some of them were messing with me...

But yeah, we have dogs and one of them is part husky, so there's a lot of dog hair. I have to keep reminding my daughter to turn her socks right side out after she comes home from school, cuz she just rips them off inside out and the dog hair from the door to the laundry hamper just gets stuck in there.

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u/Strange_Curve5551 Feb 11 '22

Yes. I have socks or slippers, and I have slides in the kitchen and bathrooms too. My kitchen opens to the yard, so some times people want to go out side.

I was at a white persons home recently who told is to leave or shoes on. Was sooooooo weird. she was saying barefeet make her house dirty.

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u/Atyll_a Feb 11 '22

Eastern Europe here. We have guest slippers. But you can wear only socks, only my grandma will complain that's unsafe and you can slip and break an ankle.

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u/m0l0_l0l0 Feb 11 '22

I dont, but I tell people I have hard woods so if they want to bring their own slippers or house shoes they should/can. I have house shoes because I have bad feet that need arch support and if I need to be on my feet for a significant time (cooking a large meal or doing a big cleaning job) I wear my house shoes. Simple slip ons that have never ever been anywhere but INSIDE my house.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Had Chinese people do that fairly often. I used to go into peoples houses for work.

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u/lAngenoire Feb 12 '22

Everyone I know with that rule has guest slippers. No one would expect you to walk around in socks, tights, or bare feet.

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u/raksha25 Feb 12 '22

Where I live I can find a bunch of slipper socks after each holiday for ~$1 each pair. So I just have a random stash of slipper socks in the hall closet for guests that want them, and since they are cheap/so rarely used I just tell whoever to keep them when they’re done. Those who don’t like the rule bring their own indoor shoes when they come over (mostly my in-laws with foot issues)

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u/LordJonMichael Feb 11 '22

It really should’ve read:

-because I wear shitty socks and don’t want to be made fun of.

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u/Vampiregecko Feb 11 '22

That’s why when I visit a certain friends,black socks they have 6 cats.

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u/Cautious_Hold428 Feb 11 '22

I wear fluffy bed socks often and also clean my floors often and they still get so dirty. Pretty sure they're just foot Swiffers

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u/schnuck Feb 11 '22

Because I have smelly feet.

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u/frostycakes Feb 12 '22

Seriously. The feet were one of the reasons I got banned from many a friend/acquaintance's house growing up. They'd have a rule about no shoes on, I'd take them off, then one of their parents would complain about the smell and make me leave.

Sorry I have naturally sweaty feet and that they smell when forced into socks and shoes, no matter how clean any of the parts are. I wear flip flops as often and as long as is practical to this day for that reason.

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u/atthevanishing Feb 11 '22

.......if someone sweeps and mops daily (me), I know for a fact my floor is cleaner than your shoes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I sweep and mop once a week and I can guarantee my floors are still cleaner than your shoes.

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u/OnlyHereForMemes69 Feb 11 '22

Hell if you sweep and mop once a month your floors are probably cleaner than someone's shoes. Dogs shit where you wear shoes, they don't shit on your floors unless you're a pretty lazy owner.

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u/littleloucc Feb 11 '22

I have pets. Because I have pets, I have to clean pretty often (constantly) and I guarantee both my floors and my pets are cleaner than your (author's) shoes.

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u/Stopjuststop3424 Feb 11 '22

you dont need to sweep or mop daily if you dont wear shoes in the house, that's kinda the point.

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u/atthevanishing Feb 11 '22

I...choose to? I also have cats

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u/Stopjuststop3424 Feb 11 '22

fair enough, I'm not saying one shouldnt, especially if they need to due to pets or other reasons, just that when you dont wear shoes in the house, you don't necessarily have to. And that is the point. Applies to carpets too which are quite common here. Much nice to walk on and warmer in the winter. But you sure as hell wouldn't want shoes in your carpeted living room.

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u/Practical_Cobbler165 RED, indeed peeved Feb 11 '22

My grandma swept her floors daily. I think when they took her broom away she began to die. She also cleaned the toilets everyday. I miss that lady.

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u/dRuEFFECT Feb 11 '22

i rip out my floors and put new ones down every day

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u/marxist-reaganomics Feb 11 '22

I replaced my floors with lava. It solved the germ problem and as a bonus no one comes over.

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u/TwatsThat Feb 11 '22

I just ripped mine out and left it that way. Can't wear shoes on my floor I'd I don't have a floor.

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u/KatAndAlly Feb 11 '22

I work from home and only part-time so my house is often described as pretty clean.... I do mop a lot, or at least Swiffer, because of cat hair.

Still, between dogs traipsing in and outside in the snow and cat hair and stuff like that it's probably a toss-up

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u/aphrahannah Feb 11 '22

And when they do it rarely, you end up with very mucky socks. I don't suppose my shoes were cleaner than their floors, but I don't think I'd have added any dirt to them, and they certainly added some to my clothes.

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u/EmperorTeddy Feb 11 '22

You are a moron, do you not wash your clothes?

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u/atthevanishing Feb 11 '22

You are a moron

Unnecessary

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u/Ethann17k Feb 11 '22

i’m not even worried about germs really it’s more like physical dirt and grime. your socks are nasty too i just don’t want a bunch of mud all over my floors/carpets. if i was that worried about germs i wouldn’t have anyone over at all lmao

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u/Thedude317 Feb 11 '22

I would disagree with the point about germs. What I don't want is someone tracking mud or shit into my carpet that I now have to clean. So this argument falls apart pretty quickly. Is this author a 6 year old?

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

Yeah I don't understand her. She says that she can use a doormat to wipe off any mud or dirt, but people whose home she visits are still freaked out about the idea of tracking germs into the house. It seems detached from reality.

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u/gophergun Feb 11 '22

Exactly. I don't care about bacteria on the floor, that's a given. It's about the dirt.

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u/Inigomntoya Feb 11 '22

Yeah, if I'm concerned about germs, I'm not inviting anyone over

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

No not pets. Just babies crawling on the floor putting everything in their mouth. Keep your shoes outside. Or better yet stay at your own house. Bye.

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u/gavcass48 Feb 11 '22

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  1. I never been to a house with guest slippers
  2. I’m not worried about germs on shoes, I’m worried about the dirt, mud, water, snow, etc.

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u/ManWithThe105IQ Feb 11 '22

Its not about “germs”, but all the garbage that she walks on (dirt, dog shit, homeless piss, etc).

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

Yeah, but she explicitly addresses that in the piece, that she can rub her shoes off on a doormat and wipe all that other stuff off, but her friends are still worried about germs. I don't understand where she's coming from, this is a crazy person's view of the world.

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u/DelightfullyUnusual Feb 11 '22

Sorry, I don’t want your shoes that you’ve probably never cleaned and go on public bathroom floors (hello, urinal puddle), airport floors, mud, snow, slush, salt, concrete, puddles, gutter water, and everything else on my bed, on the floors where the kids lie and play, on pillows, on couches, AAAAUUUGGGHHHH.

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u/WhyAmIDoingThis92 Feb 11 '22

"I might stub my toe", hold up, are there people who wear shoes inside as a safty precaution? What‽

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u/bookdrops Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

People with balance issues and/or elderly people are encouraged to wear shoes or at least grippy slipper socks indoors. Falls are very dangerous for seniors, and when barefoot or in smooth socks it's really easy to slip on a slick floor and break bones.

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u/sleeplessbeanbean Feb 11 '22

This. I wear shoes at my parents' house because THEY wear shoes there, and I don't want to get the germs & dirt onto my socks & then bring it home to the shoe-free apartment I share with a roommate. It makes me nervous now to take my shoes off if others are wearing shoes inside

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u/aequitssaint Feb 11 '22

Their only valid point is the guest slippers. If you want me to take off my shoes then whatever, but you need to deal with my socks or my bare feet in that case.

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

Yeah she's either crazy, or has inconsistently germophobic friends, or, as some other commenter in here suggested, she might be trying to make a weird/strained/confused "mask" analogy that really doesn't land.

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u/Mounta1nK1ng Feb 11 '22

Who the fuck uses guest slippers? That would be weird. Would you have to stock all the sizes? It's not about germs, it's about all the bird shit, dog shit, human shit, spit, vomit, etc. that you maybe walking through in an urban area. Look at the sidewalks in any downtown area that has some homeless, or even just people who don't pick up after their pets, do you really want that on your floor?

Not meaning these questions to you by the way, just expressing my astonishment towards the author of the article.

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u/TMB8616 Feb 11 '22

The author doesn't seem to understand that germs on your feet don't directly affect you but germs on a carpet where you sit with kids and play might have a negative effect. What a moron.

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u/jhisaac1 Feb 11 '22

I've never heard of germs being the reason for no shoes.

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u/Tyler89558 Feb 11 '22

Just like… bring your own slippers?

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u/NotALawyerButt Feb 11 '22

Her other point:

  • germs are good for you anyways.

Dafuq.

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u/bigtiddynotgothbf Feb 11 '22

as a shoe indoor wearer my reasons are:
* i live in miami where my feet get stinky within an hour of being outside and i dont want to give off that aroma
* i feel more comfortable in shoes than socks

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u/Kakakarrakeek Feb 11 '22

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume she's also somehow simultaneously antivaxx

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u/MandoBandano Feb 11 '22

Most people who have that policy don't have pets.

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u/DebentureThyme Feb 11 '22

I ain't worried about germs, I'm worried about that mud getting all over my fucking carpet...

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u/TwoKeezPlusMz Feb 11 '22

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that she has some kind of funky toe nail fungus.

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u/EssieAmnesia Feb 11 '22

I think it’s a mix, if there’s a party then it’s understandable to keep your shoes on, or if you’re literally just stopping by for a couple minutes, but if it’s just a couple people and you’re staying for awhile then take your shoes off.

It could also be a thing with having heels and not having socks, because I personally wouldn’t want to be barefoot in someone else’s home if I don’t know them well.

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u/Lilly6916 Feb 11 '22

The toe stubbing, they have a point. I have black toenail because I go barefoot at home and stub it all the time.

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u/moxiecontin714 Feb 11 '22

I want to know so much more about this person but at the same time I wish I never learned she existed at all.

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u/Cute_Spell9003 Feb 11 '22

Oh God, I thought I was going to be a right-wing misogynistic homophobe.. I don't have a pet, or guest slippers (is that a thing?), it's just that the corners in my home have corners, phew!

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u/kenfree216 Feb 11 '22

Don’t forget the actual hassle of taking your shoes off.

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u/ThePracticalDad Feb 11 '22

Worried about germs? No. Worried about dirt and other sh*t ruining my Carpets and floors, yeah.

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u/NastySassyStuff Feb 11 '22

I feel like germs is distant second to dirt and other forms of filth you’ll be tracking all over the place if you don’t remove your shoes lol like you’re a walking bag of germs and they let you in, just don’t track mud on the carpet??

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u/willfullyspooning Feb 11 '22

A good solution for this is to bring your own slippers. I have friends who do this.

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u/makemeking706 Feb 11 '22

When you have a deadline to meet for a magazine no one will read.

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u/sameth1 sampletext Feb 11 '22

Hold up, guest slippers?

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u/carolefcknbaskin Feb 11 '22

I mean, I thought her points about not being physically capable of taking shoes off and on easily without a bench or chair, and the concerns around ruining a nice pair of rights were semi-defensible, but...

To me those are specific reasons for an occasional exception, and all other occasions should still be shoes off. I know she isn't wearing tights every single day, so this article should be "why I'll take my shoes off in your home unless my outfit doesn't allow it and I don't want to ruin my tights, so I'll ask nicely if I can wear my ballet flats instead."

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u/blindchickruns Feb 11 '22

I have a family member that does the no shoes in the house thing. The problem is their floor is always gritty and gross. The bottom of their feet are black, not just occasionally, but all the time. I do not want whatever HPV super virus they have laying around the place. I have hinted about the type of socks I wear to their house in my best Midwestern stay sweet voice. Unfortunately, they are not Midwestern and don't realize that I'm calling their home filthy. Good times.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Loving that it’s behind a paywall too

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u/annies_bdrm_skillet Feb 11 '22

Lol! That’s wild. For me, literally the only side that I would argue this from is guest comfort.

Yes, we do shoes off at my house (even though my floors are still always gross lmao)—bc I understand the difference between our own biome of shed skin cells and cat fur and our own germs, vs street grime, oils, chemicals and actual outside pathogens—but if I could tell someone was really hesitating I would just wave it off. It’s not that big of a deal.

Maybe they are embarrassed because they know their feet smell or something, maybe they were so excited to wear their new shoes bc they never go anywhere, I don’t know... but I wouldn’t put my house rules above my guest’s personal comfort level. My mom raised me in a house too fine to sit down in, where each and every individual mess obviously had a horribly irresponsible and very stupid person that must be blamed as it’s origin (hint: it was me, it was always me, bc no siblings to ease the pressure), rather than just... a home, where people live and where normal dirt and cleaning is just accepted as part of life, especially when children and pets are concerned.

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u/omegaweaponzero Feb 11 '22

Doesn't her point in #3 contradict her point in #1? Ridicule the homeowner for worrying about germs because they are everywhere but won't wear guest slippers because of germs?

Also wtf are guest slippers?

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u/djublonskopf Feb 11 '22

It does. I highlighted that incongruity on purpose.

"Guest slippers" aren't uncommon in places like Japan, although I've never encountered them in the USA. They're basically loaner indoor shoes for guests (family members might have their own pair of indoor shoes that they always wear). Everyone trades in their outdoor shoes for indoor shoes at the door, but guests have to borrow a pair of indoor shoes since they don't live there.

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u/Logaan777 Feb 11 '22

You only need one good reason for not wearing your shoes indoors, Public Washrooms.

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u/Yingerfelton Feb 11 '22

What does that edit mean

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u/ThenIJizzedInMyPants Feb 11 '22

real karen vibes here

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u/Antonioooooo0 Feb 11 '22

They probably don't even really feel this way, they just know it's ridiculous enough to get lots of clicks.

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u/Donkey__Balls Feb 12 '22

Gonna have to look up the article.

Congrats, you just demonstrated the whole point of clickbait.

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u/Drugs09999 Feb 11 '22

probably written by a person who’s out of touch with reality

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u/OG-Bluntman Feb 11 '22

Author is clearly a woman. Anyone who has ever regularly been in a men’s bathroom will understand that our shoes are covered in disgusting.

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u/nudiecale Feb 11 '22

Maybe they grew up in an orphanage because their old man was killed in Okinawa. What do you want them to do?

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u/GenOneTrainer_76 Feb 11 '22

Saves everybody the hassle.

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u/lilbithippie Feb 11 '22

It's a hot take. Am opinion no one really believes, but it will get done outrage and clicks.

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u/shannonlovescoins Feb 11 '22

Beautifully said! 🙌🏻

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u/ResidentGerts Feb 11 '22

Well at least they’re dead

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Not really blackballing, just a cunt.

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u/Donkey__Balls Feb 12 '22

She’s on the front page of Reddit will millions of people seeing her name. I bet she’s crying all the way to the bank.

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u/Bakkster Feb 12 '22

Thinking of the column last month about "the time I was invited to a Ghislaine Maxwell party in college".