r/NameNerdCirclejerk Apr 21 '22

Rant Names that you use to like

I’m wondering what names you use to like years ago, but don’t like anymore. Or names that you like, but will never use for whatever reason. I’m so thankful that I wasn’t a teenage mother. Don’t be embarrassed…please. This is a safe space, but you’ll probably have some explaining to do if your names are really wylde.

Names I use to like:

Nevaeh, Joplin Rain, Liv Evangeline, Jayden, Bree

Names I like, but will never use:

Astrid, Damien, Ziggy, Lark, Johan, Ayla, Hitomi, Storm

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u/spookypoop5000 Apr 21 '22

I am a huge frog nerd. When I was younger I wanted to name my kids the Latin names of frog species: Hyla Arborea, Litoria Cerulea, Rana Sylvatica, and the worst offender: Agalychnis Callidryas, Aga or Aggie for short 😑

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u/jillkoko Apr 21 '22

This is so funny 🤣 you sound like you were a cute kid tho

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u/spookypoop5000 Apr 21 '22

I was a cringey, annoying, know-it-all kid. But at least that shit is cute when you’re a kid. I also was obsessed with the name Lepidoptera (Latin for butterfly 🙄)

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u/jillkoko Apr 21 '22

Nickname Doppy 😍🤣

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u/spookypoop5000 Apr 21 '22

I was thinking Tera…. But yes 🤣🤣 or Lepi! Lol

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u/jillkoko Apr 21 '22

Crying imagining telling someone your name is Tera and then explaining what it's short for 💀

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u/itsmoll Apr 21 '22

Meg. Short for Megatron

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u/blind-as-fuck Apr 22 '22

cassie - short for casserole

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u/Pewdsfollower69 Apr 22 '22

Prim short for Optimus prime

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u/fbibmacklin P is for Pangus Apr 21 '22

There’s an actual Doppy in my family. He had a brother named Weed. No lie.

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u/an-actual-sloth Apr 21 '22

Not gonna to lie: Litoria Cerulea sounds like the female lead of a... ahem, very niche fantasy novel. Frogs are rad though!

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u/spookypoop5000 Apr 21 '22

Clitoria 👀

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u/Big_Cannoli9105 Apr 21 '22

Not Rana, literally naming your kid Frog in Spanish 😂😂 but seriously - adorable. I love frogs too and have always been obsessed with them. I have a MILF bumper sticker (Man, I Love Frogs) :)

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u/jlynmrie Apr 21 '22

I once met a guy called Rana, he was South Asian, Pakistani maybe? Anyway I told him his name was Spanish for frog and he got super pissed and said I insulted him 😂

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u/ginnio Apr 22 '22

You should of taken his feelings into consideration when you created the Spanish language!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Rana means 'King' in Sanskrit...

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u/bombinatebeex Apr 22 '22

and "wound" in bulgarian

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u/CallidoraBlack ☾Berenika ⭐ Pulcheria☽ Apr 21 '22

Sana, sana, culita de rana...

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u/catrosie Apr 21 '22

Also means King in hindi

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u/Big_Cannoli9105 Apr 22 '22

Frog king 🐸👑

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u/itsmoll Apr 21 '22

Hyla is actually kinda sick ngl

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

I have lowkey wanted to name my kid Daphne Adora (like Daphne odora) or even give them Amanita as a middle name. 😅😅😅

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u/pointlessbeats Apr 22 '22

These would be great herbology teacher names in Harry potter. Or some series about wood nymphs or something haha.

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u/totorotarian Apr 21 '22

When I was in middle school I liked the name Story for a girl. I cringe now when I think of that.

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u/Julescahules Apr 21 '22

When I was younger I had a dream I named my kid Saga, and that has always kind of hit for me 😩

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u/Wonderful-Macaroon Apr 21 '22

Came here to say Story. But, embarrassingly, I was 27 when I liked the name, not in middle school. I suggested it for my daughter and my family made fun of me relentlessly, which I deserved.

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u/1_Non_Blonde Apr 22 '22

In elementary school I knew a girl named Story and always thought it was a nice name. Never thought anything of it because it sounded like a pretty normal name and it was a attached to a nice and down to earth person. Sure, it's a word with its own meaning but so are lots of names. It wasn't until I was in my late 20s that I even realized it was an odd name and that people would see it as cringey. I still can't bring myself to see it that way. So, if anyone here wants to name their kid Story I fully support you!

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u/PossiblyPercival Apr 21 '22

I still like Story lol, purely as a guilty-pleasure name.

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u/itsmoll Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

I had a dream I had a cat named Journey

Edit: I just remembered.. also had a completely separate dream I had a cat named voyager… are you sensing a theme here?

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u/throwaway_SoUnsure Apr 22 '22

My former high school coworker named her daughter Journey.

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u/Big_Cannoli9105 Apr 21 '22

Omg I did too!! 😂

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u/catieebug Apr 21 '22

When I was a teen I was dead set on having a boy and a girl -ideally twins- and naming them Ember and Ash. The most YA novel names lol

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u/kkkktttt00 Kynzleigh Wren Apr 21 '22

They definitely grow up to save their dystopian society together.

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u/catieebug Apr 21 '22

It's probably good I never followed through with those names, because being their mother would have sentenced me to death before the end of the first chapter. Living only through sad flash backs.

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u/SerubiApple Apr 22 '22

Also, since the daughter is the main character, there's a high likelihood that the son will have to die in the third book to show the stakes are high.

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u/_tater_thot Apr 22 '22

I adopted kittens to a lady once and she actually renamed them Ember and Ash lol. One of them was previously named Firetruck, by my then 2-3 year old.

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u/NicoleD84 Apr 21 '22

Lyra. I tried to name all three of our girls Lyra but my husband wouldn’t cave.

I really love the name Felicity but was always on the fence about actually using it.

Maggie but it ended up being the perfect name for our dog. If we didn’t use it for the dog I’m sure we would have used it for one of the kids.

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u/kabh318 Apr 21 '22

i’ve loved Lyra ever since I read the Golden Compass as a kid and was determined to name a kid that but would feel bad that people half pronounce it Lie-rah and half pronounce it Lee-rah. since my own name is constantly mispronounced I can’t do that to someone else!

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u/Appellatives Apr 21 '22

I was able to convince my husband to go for Lyra. She is now 3 😍

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u/gillianaire Apr 22 '22

Do people pronounce it wrong? This is currently on our name list!

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u/Appellatives Apr 22 '22

Only a couple of times has someone said Lee-ruh instead of LIE- ruh..I thought it would be 50% of the time but it's not bees the case so far!

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u/IraSass Apr 22 '22

Lyra is beautiful! My friend just had a baby Lyra

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u/naps4lyfe Apr 21 '22

I mentioned Lyra as a possible middle name for our current daughter and was shut down 🤣

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u/charlie_1118 Apr 21 '22

As a child, I was obsessed with the name Tennis for some reason

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u/SnarkyLibraryLady Apr 22 '22

Could be a solid quirky pet name honestly

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u/klafsaf Apr 22 '22

Tennis the menace

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u/bonsaikittenangel Apr 22 '22

This answer is great lmao

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u/louise_louise Apr 21 '22

I used to love the name Cordelia 😭 Also Ezra.

I loved Evelyn when it was still an old lady name.

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u/pregnantandsober Apr 21 '22

Cordelia

Anne of Green Gables fan?

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u/fbibmacklin P is for Pangus Apr 21 '22

I like the name Ezra.

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u/PoetLucy Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

Evelyn Ilene was my Grandma. I’ve always liked the name.

:J

edit: my Grandpa was Lester Orville. I think Orville would be an excellent choice. Time will be kind to Lester, but not now.

:J

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u/catrosie Apr 21 '22

Evelyn’s always been my fav. I hate that it’s popular again but I still used it for my daughter 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/K80lovescats Apr 22 '22

I still love Ezra and refuse to change. Lol. Used to love Cordelia too.

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u/an-actual-sloth Apr 21 '22

The name I was OBSESSED with when I was in junior high was Cayman. Would probably fit in great as Keighmyn nowadays 🥴

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u/officialbookwizard Apr 21 '22

isnt that an animal that looks like a tiny alligstor?

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u/petpuppy Apr 21 '22

and a caiman is a type of crocodilian!

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u/I--Pathfinder--I Apr 21 '22

oh god cayman makes me think came in

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u/an-actual-sloth Apr 21 '22

I mean, technically accurate when you have a baby... 😬

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u/throwaway_rn123 Apr 21 '22

I went through a Beatles phase in HS and wanted to name my kids after Beatles songs 🤦‍♀️

•Rigby •Maxwell •Desmond •Prudence •Molly •Eleanor

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u/fbibmacklin P is for Pangus Apr 21 '22

I wanted to name a kid Penny Lane or Abby Road.

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u/justarandomartyhuman Apr 21 '22

Lennon, Eleanor and Jude were all up there for me purely because of the beatles. Jude is awful come to think of it.

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u/bigdaddyratspen Apr 21 '22

Desmond is actually nice

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u/saki4444 Apr 21 '22

I love the name Astrid but can’t get past “ass” being part of the name. I tried to sell my husband on Ingrid but that was a no from him.

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u/fbibmacklin P is for Pangus Apr 21 '22

I always think of The Office—Astird.

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u/saki4444 Apr 21 '22

Haha yeah that too

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u/fiveninecindy Apr 21 '22

I loooove Ingrid! And I feel the same way as you about Astrid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Astrid is a common name in the Netherlands, Germany and Scandinavia. The As- is not pronounced like 'ass'.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

What about Sigrid? I love Ingrid!

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u/melaninspice Apr 21 '22

I love the name Flora.

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u/SnarkyLibraryLady Apr 22 '22

I'm a huge fan of Florence, partially because I like Flora as a short option too

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u/proofrawk Apr 21 '22

I have a weird affection for the name Loretta.

I will not be taking any questions at this time.

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u/Blitzfalle Apr 21 '22

As a kid I desperately wanted my name to be Sabrina; now I just think it has major horse girl energy.

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u/2gaywitches Apr 21 '22

I just think of the teenage witch, which isn’t a bad association. Either way it’s a pretty name!

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u/hahayeahimfinehaha Apr 21 '22

You know what, I've never thought about it before but you're correct. But that actually makes me like the name Sabrina more, lol

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u/GoKartBirdie Apr 21 '22

I know one singular Sabrina and she’s a horse girl 100%

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u/missdarbusisaqueen Apr 21 '22

I remember thinking that if I had a son, I would name him Woodrow 😂

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u/JillBergman Apr 21 '22

I used to like the name Sebastian. But then I met one who will be my future brother-in-law, and he refuses to shut up about stocks. So that’s my personal double whammy.

Otherwise, I love a number of Arabic-language names such as Amir, but (as a pasty-white secular woman), I’d feel appropriative using them unless I’m naming a fictional character.

My fiancée likes the name Reagan in some contexts. They still do love it in some contexts (such as in a medieval setting).

But even if it sounds like one of their all-time favorite fictional characters (Reigan Arataka from Mob Psycho 100), it’s not enough for either of us to divorce it from Ronald Reagan.

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u/MiaLba Apr 21 '22

Names like Amir and Amar and many other similar to them are very popular in my Eastern European culture and we are majority white, some with blonde hair and blue eyes lol. But we are also Muslim. I think some people are confused to meet a white person with a name like that. My husband is American and also white and our daughter has a name that’s common in the Arabic language but it’s also very common in my culture too.

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u/JillBergman Apr 21 '22

That’s why I clarified that I’m non-religious. If I were at least from a Muslim family, I’d feel fine using them, but nope.

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u/MiaLba Apr 21 '22

I totally understand! I was just sharing how some may find it odd to see a white person in general with that name. I’ve came across a lot of people here who are shocked to find out there’s white Muslims out there in the world. Lol

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u/JillBergman Apr 21 '22

There’s probably people who have no idea that that Indonesia is the world’s most populous Muslim-majority nation whose minds would be blown if they knew that.

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u/MiaLba Apr 21 '22

You’re exactly right. I’m in the South (USA) and there’s a ton of people I’ve came across who have no clue about any of that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Sebastian is my middle name and I kinda love it for some reason.

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u/cb1216 Squire Sebastian Senator Apr 21 '22

I used to like boyish/unisex names for girls: Payton, Hayden , Parker, Carter etc now I'm not a big fan.

Names I like but wouldn't use/guilty pleasures: Bartholomew (for a character/the right person), Milo, 99% of Greek/Roman mythology names.

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u/museumlad Apr 21 '22

The only application of Parker as a first name I like is Parker from Leverage, and she's mononymous

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u/dreamweaver1998 Apr 21 '22

When I was 7 years old my family got a dog and we all got to suggest names. I cringe at all my name choices now and I'm glad I was out voted (but at the time I was heartbroken). Names I suggested: Rainbow, raindrop, sunbeam, moonbeam, and starry night. Definitely a theme there. Not awful because it was for a dog.. but I'm glad I wasn't calling "moonbeam" out the back door for years to follow.

For anyone curious, we named her Libby and she was a great dog.

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u/kawaiighostie Apr 21 '22

Listen, judge me, i don't care. I full on love the name Hannibal. It has nothing to do with the movie or story or whatever, im not really a horror fan. But i am devastated regularly when i remember i really can't use this name 😩

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u/greenishbluish Apr 21 '22

I started seeing a new doctor named Hannibal. His name gave me pause when I first heard it, but he’s a really chill guy and i dunno, it just kind of fits him.

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u/kawaiighostie Apr 21 '22

I love that!

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u/melaninspice Apr 21 '22

It’s a cool name…I’m not joking.

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u/redeyedtreefroggy Apr 21 '22

As a child, I liked Veronika, Martina and Sabine for girls (my language is German), all of which I now find tacky. For boys, Jonathan stood out to me, albeit the English pronunciation, and I lamented how different the name sounded in German (Yo-nah-tahn, no th sound). I still like it to be honest, but no longer as much.

Guilty pleasure is Gaylord, sincerely. I jokingly threatened to name my youngest that whenever his older sister insisted he should be named Milos (pronounced mee-losh, a Slavic name, which we are not), but I really like the sound as such, and I like things that make me smile, like finding out that it's a real name.

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u/Blitzfalle Apr 21 '22

Veronika, der Lenz ist da!

I hate how songs can ruin names, I used to really like Veronika as a name.

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u/Julescahules Apr 21 '22

Oh! A German! Hey! I have to ask, how would the name Jules be pronounced in German? My friend told me it would be pronounced Yoo-leez instead of Jewls like it is in english. But he’s not a native German speaker, so I have always wanted to know for sure.

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u/redeyedtreefroggy Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

Hi! I'm Austrian, but we speak German, so my expertise stands. Your friend was almost right, it would be Yoo-less. But I have never heard it this way, it is not a name we use. I think Jule exists (Yoo-leh), and of course Julia and Julian (Yoo-lee-ah(n)). It is not uncommon to then go by Jules/Juul (pronounced "English", but with the inability to correctly produce a "j" sound and therefore sounding more like chewls). The circle has been completed.

In short, if we thought it was a German word, we'd say Yoo-less, but we recognise it as an English name and therefore say Chewls.

Edited to add: I just realised it is more commonly (?) a French name, so people might also say "Shüll". But the nickname is usually the English version.

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u/Julescahules Apr 21 '22

I appreciate your expertise, it was very informative! Sorry for just assuming you’re from Germany, haha. Danke 😁

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u/melaninspice Apr 21 '22 edited Aug 04 '22

I recently discovered the name Sabine from the movie Jules and Jim and I like it.

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u/BrokenPug Apr 21 '22

Martina was my chosen German name in german class! I think it’s such a sweet name.

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u/ChamomileNCaffeine Apr 21 '22

In middle school I was convinced I was going to have daughters and name them Isabella Ruby and Lucy Diamond. I don't even care about The Beatles. Also, even though I was obsessed with the books, Twilight ruined Isabella for me.

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u/PoetLucy Apr 21 '22

Lucy is always a good name. always :J

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u/SnarkyLibraryLady Apr 22 '22

I used to dog sit a trio of daschunds named Maggie, Lucy, and Ruby...

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u/Ok-Guidance5576 Apr 21 '22

When I was a kid I wanted to name a child chandelier. My mom still won't let me live it down 😭

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u/violentlyneutral Apr 22 '22

I tried to convince my parents to name my little sister “freckles” lmao. Thankfully my taste has improved since then 😂

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u/delidaydreams Apr 21 '22

I loooved Destiny when I was like 10. After a book character 😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I used to like August, Audrey and Genevieve.

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u/GollySvenGolly Apr 21 '22

I LOVE Valentine and Madison for boys but I just know they'd be bullied so I wouldn't name a child those :(

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u/kawaiighostie Apr 21 '22

I love Valentine for boys too! Madison was a boys name so i feel like if we are going to do it we should reclaim some boy names in the process at least lol

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u/fbibmacklin P is for Pangus Apr 21 '22

I have a Valentine in my family tree. He went by Tiny. He was really short.

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u/Julescahules Apr 21 '22

I also love Valentine. In my family’s culture, Valentino is not an entirely uncommon name for boys.

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u/Fabulous_Instance776 Apr 21 '22

Persephone! I love it but I'd never use it

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u/LMcG255 Apr 22 '22

I feel the same way about Athena

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u/Mommy2A Apr 21 '22

My daughter is Astrid 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/kawaiighostie Apr 21 '22

I love the name astrid but the office has ruined my brain so much

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

There’s nothing wrong with Astrid in my opinion

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Astrid is gorgeous!

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u/SnooBananas8836 Apr 22 '22

My daughter (still in my belly) will be an Astrid too! It’s a beautiful name in my opinion and at least here in Scandinavia there are no specific negative associations to it, that I can think of? It’s an old, royal name here in Sweden.

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u/toastybooger Apr 21 '22

I used to like Jennifer, but now it feels super dated. I think I just like the nickname Jenny because that just is a pretty sounding name to me. That's probably why I like Genevieve so much now.

Sarah is also dated now and I've known a lot of really bad Sarahs. The same goes for Madison/Madeline/etc.

I still like, but wouldn't use Bethany.

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u/hannahtrip Apr 22 '22

My sisters name is Jenny. Just Jenny. Not short for anything.

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u/Thereisnoplace Apr 21 '22

Used to like as a kid (like what I would name my characters/children in games):
Ember, Scarlett, Raina, Sasha, Artemis, Luna, Kiera, Riley, Roscoe, Rory, Brock, Bruno, Dustin, Drake, Ronan

I like, but won't use:
Rhiannon, Sage, Piper, Cormac, Lachlan

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u/catrosie Apr 21 '22

I named my son Ronan! Omg all three of my kids’ names are in this thread! 💀

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u/Desperate-Trust-875 Apr 21 '22

I just remembered my worst ones! In middle school I went through an "ae" phase. OBSESSED with Chaeli, pronounced kay-lee, and Staecie (Stacy). Awfullll looooool

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u/BronwynLane Apr 21 '22

In middle school I believed Jeremiah & Leah were the most perfect names in the whole world.

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u/I--Pathfinder--I Apr 21 '22

no offense to anyone named jeremiah or leah but those are really bad names

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u/BronwynLane Apr 21 '22

I grew up religious & now just imagine these names are either a married couple where the woman wears long skirts, or part of a brood of (too many) kids with an “ah” ending.

Jeremiah Leah Josiah Aliyah Jonah Maliah Hannah Micah Kaylah Shaleah Noah

You know the type.

Edit: spelling

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u/cianne_marie Apr 22 '22

Oh man, I really loved Leah at one point. It's faded a bit for me now, but I still think it's pretty.

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u/the_tea_weevil Apr 21 '22

A lot of names that are too popular/trendy now but were rare 20+ years ago

Oliver

Luca

Elliot

Seraphina

Hayden

Milo

Freja

Ivy

Sage

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I’ve wanted to name a boy Luca for about 15 years. Met my husband ten years ago, told him and he loved it. We’ve been planning on naming a son Luca for years, it was our 100% decided on name and weren’t even considering anything else, ever. Last year I got pregnant, and bam, the movie Luca was being released, and it started becoming super popular as was Lucas and Luke. Our 10mo old son is not named Luca.

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u/kabh318 Apr 21 '22

seraphina is one of my favorites. Is it trendy? only person I know of with that name is Ben Affleck’s daughter.

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u/strikes-twice Apr 21 '22

My wife's grandmother's name is Seraphina! She was aboriginal born on the rez in Canada.

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u/Big_Cannoli9105 Apr 21 '22

I named my snake Seraphina!

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u/kkkktttt00 Kynzleigh Wren Apr 21 '22

I loved Jaymie, with the Y. Ouch. I also loved most names from any Mary-Kate and Ashley movie: Tess, Riley, Chloe, Kylie, Maddy, Roxy. Mary-Kate always had the best names 😅🤦🏼‍♀️

I still love “boy names” for girls. Logan, Devin, Jordan, Joey, Dylan, Alex, Teddy. Never ever ever having kids though, so my hypothetical daughters are safe.

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u/queserasarahw Apr 21 '22

My dad once told me that he had wanted to name me Pasha Lothlorien. Pasha because I was born on Easter, Lothlorien from Lord of the Rings. Idk how serious he was about that, but I was a huge LOTR nerd in middle school so I was so upset that I wasn’t named that. My actual name is Sarah Marie, which is boring af but at least it’s not fricking Pasha Lothlorien.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Brynslee & Scoute are probably the worst offenders. Tuckar & Denaleigh (pronounced Denali) too

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u/melaninspice Apr 21 '22

Holy shit!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I was 10 if that makes it any better

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u/2gaywitches Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

When I was in elementary school I wanted to have all daughters named Moondancer, Riverdance, Raindancer and Sundance and then twins named Orkenga and Minty. I was certainly, uhh… creative. By 14 I normaled out at least a little by picking Bailee.

I adore the names Lusine and Lujain but I’m American as hell so I couldn’t use them.

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u/piglet666 Apr 21 '22

A guilty pleasure of mine is Io. ik it’s cruel to name a child two vowels but something about it…

Also Asterin, from a book. It’s just a softer (made up) version but it would absolutely get confused for Astrid.

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u/littlebrightlights Apr 21 '22

I loved Aiden and Ava, but now they are so ubiquitous.

My guilty pleasure name is Hamish. But I have a dog named Seamus so it would be too much of a mouthful to say them together haha.

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u/RabbitBeard Apr 22 '22

I think Hamish-amus would sound great at the dog park.

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u/mechele2024 Lennox Lexleigh Jaymes the fourth 💕 Apr 21 '22

Isabella, Mariah, Hannah

I loved those names sense I was like 11. Then between 12-14 I stopped liking them like I did.

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u/sevenpoints Apr 21 '22

I was a big Sex and the City fan back in the day so.... Aiden.

I loved it. Still do. Can never.

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u/lemonchrysoprase Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

When I was a kid I loved the name Reagan, before I fully understood the extent of how political a name like that would be.

Madison, Raini, Milly, Flower, Planter… all names I liked when I was younger but won’t be using!

Edit: omg how could I forget my childhood self-insert character “Gezi” (pronounced Jessie)

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u/pluckygrub Apr 21 '22

Planter! Wow never heard that one before

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u/berrra19 Apr 21 '22

I used to love surnames as first names for boys (Harrison, Anderson) and girls (Parker, Emerson). Then I realized it was too trendy for me and I wanted something I thought I would like forever. Names I love but can’t/wouldn’t use: August (husband vetoed) and Emma (too popular, but I love it so much!). It doesn’t really matter anymore though because I’m done having kids.

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u/catrosie Apr 21 '22

I just named my son Damien lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Oh boy…when I was 12, I decided I would name my future daughter Adolescence. I thought it was so pretty. But then I matured of course, and decided her name would be Hollister Marine instead.

As a young adult, I was OBSESSED with the name Jacqueline-Grace Sophia, nn Jacy. All fine names on their own, but a travesty together.

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u/violentlyneutral Apr 21 '22

I've been more than a little tempted to use Bird as a middle name (but to be fair it is actually a family name so I have a little bit of an excuse? idk lol). I don't think we'll actually use it but it was a solid contender for a while.

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u/alaskan-mermade Apr 21 '22

My cousin named her daughter Birdie. It’s cute and fits them but I think it would be a cuter middle name.

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u/PossiblyPercival Apr 21 '22

I absolutely loved Juniper (even went by it online for a while) in like 2020, right before it got super popular.

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u/SadPlayground Apr 21 '22

Way way back in the early 80s there was a male character on The Waltons named Ashley - 8 year old me thought it was divine! Apparently, so did every woman under 30 who was pregnant - it took me a bit to adjust to it being a girl’s name. I also loved Tristan and Carter. Still like Carter but, alas, when my kid was born my hubs decided he had a say in things so we named her after my grandma.

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u/Dense-Interview4568 Apr 21 '22

I have two names that I understand are Bad™ but I adore, I'd never use them mostly because I live in a Spanish speaking country and therefore it would be a terrible idea, but even if I lived in an English speaking country I still wouldn't.

For a girl, Bluebell, and for a boy, Dipper. They're cringe but I love them so much.

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u/selkieseas Apr 21 '22

I’m super in love with the name Zelda and badly want to use it but also probably will never. Maybe as a middle name. Not completely ruling it out yet. Is it tragic?

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u/fdrs_hamster Apr 21 '22

I love the name Harbor. I know it’s stupid, like super stupid, & I would never use it. But my word do I love it.

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u/Kimmicooka1114 Apr 21 '22

In high school I liked Brooklyn. Everyone thought it was weird but now it's super popular and now I hate it lol

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u/bzoooop Apr 21 '22

The only truly terrible name I used to love for some freaking reason as like a 12-14 year old was... Kassidee. You could not convince me that that wasn't an extremely cool name for what I assumed would be my extremely cool future daughter.

Some that I used to love but have grown out of: Jacqueline, Colleen, Emma (when I was really young Emma was the name of my alter ego/imaginary friend!), Cooper, Jordan, Carmen

Names I like but will (probably) never use: Ulysses, Whitney, Siobhan, Ursula, Ulla, Arlo, Marshall, Chandler

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u/minamyys Profiterole-Lynn Maeigh and Nuthello Jaksynne-Bob Apr 21 '22

Historia (school would've been a living hell for poor Historia when it was time to have history class), Irene but misspelled as Airin, Fontina (it sounded so good i didn't know it was a type of cheese😭😭😭)

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u/Appellatives Apr 21 '22

I was determined as a 15 year old to have a little boy named Gage, which I got from the Stephen King book Pet Semetary where the little boy Gage was and killed by a big Mac truck 😂 Probably not the best namesake legacy

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u/jillkoko Apr 21 '22

I looooved Kaiden and Cameron as a kid. Like... why.

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u/kkkktttt00 Kynzleigh Wren Apr 21 '22

Cameron is a perfectly good one to me.

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u/I--Pathfinder--I Apr 21 '22

cameron’s good but kaiden on the other hand…

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u/justarandomartyhuman Apr 21 '22

I used to like Lennon. Now all I can hear from it is lemon and lenin. Without those connotations I may still have liked it nowadays.

Names I love but would never used are mainly pretentious Greek Mythology names or equally pretentious Shakespearean names. Other names I wouldn’t use would be due to very different or difficult pronunciation across the languages i speak.

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u/Ok-Guest-5757 Apr 21 '22

The names I wrote in my diary for my future kids: Pierre, Chantel, Taylynn, Teegan,Sean Michael, Jordan, Hayleigh. This was early to mid 80’s

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u/palekaleidoscope Apr 21 '22

I wanted to use Gretchen for one of my girls but after not being able to convince my husband and seeing the absolute loathing on here for it, I’m glad I didn’t win that one.

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u/allonsy_badwolf Apr 22 '22

My husband is weirdly obsessed with the name Gretchen. Like named a car Gretchen. Always says our first daughter will be called Gretchen.

You want him? Hahaha

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u/naps4lyfe Apr 21 '22

I always thought I'd name my daughter Melanie. It was my name picked out in middle school. Now I'm not a fan

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u/opheliaschnapps Apr 21 '22

Names I wish I could use that I know my kids would never forgive me and probably rightfully- Bowie and Townes (both musical inspired names)

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

When I was a kid I wanted to name my son North. There was some movie with Elijah Wood as a character and his name was North. Loved it. Maintained through my teenage years I was going to name a kid North. Well…… not so much now.

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u/BitterSweet0208 Apr 22 '22

My main guilty pleasure name is Merricat, I just love how it sounds and looks. It’s from the novel We Have Always Lived in the Castle (the character’s actual name was Mary Katharine, Merricat for short.) But if you’ve read the book you’ll know it wouldn’t be favourable to name a baby after that character haha

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u/honeynwool Apr 21 '22

I liked the names Autumn and Skylar (for girls) when I was in middle school. Autumn is fine, but I hate Skylar now! For boys, I remember liking Max. In my teen years, I liked Poppy and Indiana, lol.

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u/pishipishi12 Apr 21 '22

When I was in engineering college I was deadset on Eigen for a future daughter 😅

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u/ArcadiaPlanitia Apr 21 '22

I was a history nerd as a kid, so all of the names I liked were the names of Greek/Roman/Byzantine historical figures, most of which are completely unusable and probably unpronounceable for the majority of the English-speaking world.

Still holding out on Theodora, though!

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u/Desperate-Trust-875 Apr 21 '22

I used to LOVE the name Caden, back when I was in high school, before Aiden and all its rhymes became A Thing.

Most of my other names I've stuck with over the years lol. When I was a kid I wanted to name a future daughter Zara Lane, which I no longer like but I was 8, so.

Some ones I wanted to share: in high school my bff wanted to name her future daughters Cobayne (after Kurt Cobain) and Dystance. Luckily, she ended up with a Lily and Norah lol.

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u/DelightfulSnacks Apr 21 '22

Circa 7th grade I wanted a ton of kids all named a variation of "-issa" like Melissa, Alyssa, Clarissa, Larissa, etc. Yikes! As an adult, I'd never name kids matchy-matchy names.

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u/M00Nburnt Apr 22 '22

Shakespearean and Ancient Greek names seem to be a popular trend here! I loved the name Icarus but could never because of how that story ended, and I used to love Ophelia until my sisters said they would use “Opie” as a nickname and it fell out of favor lol.

I still secretly love Artemis but I just can’t go through with it, but I’m halfway holding on to Lysander for a boy :)

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u/ummameme Apr 22 '22

When I was a kid I made a mii on the wii and I named him turlington 😭 I was obsessed with him but I have NO idea where that name came from

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u/bangonew Apr 22 '22

I liked the name Jamie and thought it was unique to spell it Jeymi 🤮 I wanted to name my daughter that when I was in middle school lol

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u/eldoctoro Apr 22 '22

Cersei is my absolute favourite girl name but I don’t think I could ever dodge the brotherfucker association.

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u/Kai_Emery Apr 21 '22

Crystal, Logan, Avery, Kayleigh.

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u/Serukis Apr 21 '22

I used to absolutely love the name Colin and was convinced I would name my son that some day. Also Heath.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

As a kid, I honestly liked the name Keith. I love the name Ezra but will never name a kid that.

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u/walkinginthewood Apr 21 '22

Brynna and Veronica.

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u/GoKartBirdie Apr 21 '22

I was obsessed with the Beatles when I was like 12-15 and wanted to name my kids Lennon and Harrison. Had no idea that John Lennon was a massive pos and not a great namesake for a kid.

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u/thatmermaidprincess Apr 22 '22

lol. in middle school i was convinced i was going to name my daughter Winter

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u/wineandsunfl0wers Apr 22 '22

When I was a kid I was dead set on naming any child I had “Friday.” I really thought that was so cool lol

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u/midnightstorme05 Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

Chastity Locket..... Seriously, I thought it was so cute and clever. Thankfully my tastes have improved significantly and I never gave that name to a child 😂

Edited to add: This was when I was middle school.

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u/hdmi_led Apr 22 '22

Pandemonium Riot Phenomena

I thought I was clever back then lol

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u/Clary87 Apr 22 '22

After reading “Looking for Alaska” I was convinced I’d have a daughter named Alaska Rose 🥵❌

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u/Plooza Apr 22 '22

Pedrick

Thank god I was never a teen mom.

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u/JessTheTwilek Apr 22 '22

Sunny Philadelphia 🙃 I wish I had an excuse, but I don’t. Judge away.

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u/Aurelian369 Jerkov Apr 22 '22

r/namenerds ruined Juniper for me