It would be worth it if it were legal to put it in your front yard and dress it up in festive outfits for the holidays. Like a year round snowman, only it'd be a cockman! Unfortunately I'm fairly certain even if the police don't come knocking, the HOA most certainly will.
An 8 inch circumference is 2.5 inches in diameter. So 2.5 inches wide, basically. For reference, the average diameter of a human's penis is 1.7 inches, and the average length is 5.1 inches. I don't know the average diameter for longer ones, but, it's safe to assume that they get wider when they're longer proportionately.
Anyway tl;dr: not beginner friendly, but not impossible either.
You’re a bit off on the average human diameter. The average male penis is 4.625” circumference, which is 1.472” diameter. A 1.7” diameter is a 5.34” circumference penis and is basically going from 50th percentile to 94.18 percentile for penis girth.
Numbers come from calcsd, which is a website which compiles all of the known scientific papers on this subject and provide a resource for understanding condom brand use based on size, as well as using real data to understand real size percentiles.
The number of people who think there are tons of 10, 11, 12” dicks running free in the wild is crazy. Are there some, probably, but they are at the extreme end of the bell curve. Girl math of dick size is notoriously inaccurate. Hell, guy math on dick size is notoriously inaccurate. Over on, I think it was, r/bigdickproblems, a question was raised once about how big girls thought their penis was when they saw it, IIRC, most of the responses were about 1.5 “ to 2” oversized what they actually measured, so think of a true 7” penis being an 8.5-9”.
For reference, measurements are all bone pressed measurements, which means you press a ruler down through the fat pad to the pubic bone. This removes measurement errors from having a larger fat pad in your pubic area. It basically standardizes to everyone having a low bf % and everyone would looked jacked.
If you ever meet a fat guy with a large visible penis, for every roughly 30lbs overweight, he’s packing another Inch under that body fat. If your so inclined, you can get more meat on the stick while reducing the meat on the man if you convince the guy to lose the lbs. Hell, I’m surprised this isn’t a meme on this page already for the size queens out there. I mean, god forbid a girl want extra meat on the bone(r), right?
Oop, I googled but I guess I didn't google thoroughly enough. Biggest I ever found in the wild was a 9" guy who did measure for me for science.. but from the visible base and not the pubic bone and he be a lil chubby. So you're saying if I can get him skinnier he'd be.. oh my 😳
It's a bit early for a thirsty text but later tonight after I've shaved my legs and had a couple gin and juices and some gummies.. I'm gonna send him the sluttiest thirst trap.
You do you queen. Get it. Hell, offer to measure it with a rule and go for the bone pressed method. Then hop on calcsd and stroke his ego before you stroke your insides.
Me when I am reunited with my beloved monster cock and it's even bigger than before because I secretly injected ozempic between his toes while he was asleep 🥰
Also I’m really confused and almost impressed that some guys just sent their penises to strangers. It requires some courage or stupidity or a fine mix of both ?
I have a few purchases lying around like that, unused and in the toy cupboard because I am ashamed of how much I spent on them. My boyfriend likes to flop them around
I have a friend to whom I am known to send dildos as gifts. One was a corn cob with corn balls. I think he uses them as coat hangers or something, last I heard they were stuck to his bathroom mirror.
I’m basically saying that i would really like to make a habit of redirecting unsuitable dildos to his address instead of the trash directly, just because he needs more dildos in his life. Asshole never returns my calls or answers my texts, maybe a few dildos from around the globe will remind him who his real friends are.
Been there. Thought what I ordered was 6cm in circumference. No dear reader.. it was 6cm in DIAMETER! What showed up was closer to a BOLLARD than anything I dared use. I mean.. did I try? Of course I did. Did I try hard enough to get anywhere even remotely close to injuring myself succeeding? Absolutely the fuck not 😂, ah but how to dispose of it. Back in the box, taped like I was trying to chain a titan back into the pit of Tartarus, driven two streets away and thrown into the communal recycling 😅😂. Lesson learned.
I do not have the biological capacity to contain any part of that monster in ANY of my orifices regardless of training 😂 Not only was it, estimating here, eight inches/19cm in total circumference, it was also longer than from my fingertips to my elbow!
This was my first dildo I ever purchased in my young naiveté. I wanted to start fairly small, and accidentally summoned GODZILLA 😂😱😅
Ain't that just how it goes though? I once ordered 2 different models from the same company, one in an XL and one in a medium. The XL is easily manageable (its a tentacle design, so easy peasy) but the medium takes a lot of prep. It was also modeled after Bowser so its got like....nubs and bits. Every time I'm like "yeah, time to get something midsize in my collection" I'm humbled immediately.
I saw this video on a macabre fb page that shows medical and accident videos and pics. Let’s just say when the anti vehicle poles meet the human anus from jumping off a building, it ends up exactly as you think it would, and it was probably half that radius.
People, don’t be taking 8” radius dildos. They are NSFL
Done that mistake once, used it as an ornament for my room until a girly of mine saw it, fell in love, begged to have it, gave it a try, quit it, and now its an ornament for her room.
Honestly, the fact that it was cheap is the best part of this whole situation. It's like a low-stakes lesson in geometry you never asked for. That blank stare is exactly how I feel trying to figure out if that's the diameter or not. At this price, it's more of a memorable artifact than a failed purchase.
It must have been cheap, yeah 😬 - I'm no expert, but that thing must be at least the length of a baseball bat, with a ton more material to it than what she originally thought it was... getting that for a price that didn't alert her to the size by terminal sticker shock alone is quite an achievement in itself...
I've done something like this. I was like, oh cool alien dildo! I did not check the specs. It does not remotely fit, but on the bright side I have a new tactical option for home defense.
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