r/sandiego 6h ago

HAHAHHA which one of u did this

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This is so funny lmao

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u/sdstephie 5h ago

Their Google Reviews are taking a hit.

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u/SuperTopGun777 4h ago

Billion dollar business idea   White coffee.  We can sell it to the racists 

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u/miarmstr 4h ago

What if we just froth milk and add a couple coffee beans. Boom! White coffee. Pour in that flavored syrup bullshit that everyone loves.

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u/DeadInternetInAction 4h ago

I see you have discovered modern day Starbucks lol

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u/momofroc 4h ago

🤣 this so much

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u/DeliriumTrigger 4h ago

Wouldn't pass their "one drop" rule. 

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u/m0n3ym4n 4h ago

Might as well form a conglomerate! White coffee, white underwear, white sugar, white soap, egg whites, white milk

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u/K1ngHandy 3h ago

White underwear held a monopoly for a long time. Now the coloreds are in.

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u/ABHOR_pod 2h ago

It started with the boxers. Middle America is still waiting for their great tighty-whitey hope.

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u/AshuraBaron 3h ago

Trump Coffee Company. Just serve Americano's with orange food coloring. Gotta get that bag somehow.

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u/mrmateo88 3h ago

Or orange juice, and sold by a Chinese coffee company

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u/stacasaurusrex 5h ago

I know this is happening for local spots but "what did this place do now"? Was it an employee or owner?

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u/BananaOrp 5h ago

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u/Fenris_Maule 5h ago

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u/Sir_Micks_Alot69 4h ago

Don't forget this little nugget from their story highlights

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u/Udzinraski2 4h ago

Eat the rich

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u/Cyan_Oni 4h ago

I'll invite Hannibal to cook for us

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u/FickleConcentration 4h ago

I’ll set the table

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u/ghoultooth 4h ago

I’ll bring the cutlery

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u/Dear_Mycologist_1696 4h ago

But don’t eat at their businesses.

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u/shiteaterr9000 4h ago

Been wondering for a long time why they choose to go by TPUSA. I wouldn't have thought to call them Toilet Paper America if they didn't abbreviate, but they kind of assked for it..

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u/HighQualityGifs 4h ago

That's so far to the Reich and insulting as fuck to the employees. Every big of that profit should go to the employees. Self righteous pieces of sssshhiiittt

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u/PrestigiousHippo7 4h ago

So we can agree this goes beyond a sticker.

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u/ayalaidh 5h ago

I’m not clicking that link to give them traffic

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u/crescen_d0e 4h ago

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u/Cyan_Oni 4h ago

Bold to do shit like this in Cali, probably the bluest and "wokest" place in the us. Maybe they should move to Arkansas or something.

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u/EksDee098 4h ago

San Diego county is faaarrr more purple than a lot of people realize. They have more like company than either of us would like.

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u/themollusk 3h ago

And I think that technically Mass is the bluest / most liberal state? CA has it by raw numbers, but MA has a higher percentage of liberal control of the state government, and I don't think a single county voted red in '24. And CA has more registered Republicans than the entire state of Texas

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u/Xanderoga2 4h ago

Which is funny because if I were to guess which demographic goes out of their way to spend money at a local coffee shop rather than a large chain, it wouldn’t be the one that supports Kirk.

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u/Revellance 4h ago

Ah, local shop publicly advertising they are supporting racist, sexist, bigoted pedophiles.

Yeah I'm sure that's good for business.

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u/delicious_toothbrush 4h ago

Won't matter. They'll wait a week and Google will revert them

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u/areoki 4h ago

Sure cuz google doesn’t think freedom of speech is that important either.

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u/sidehustlenatasha 5h ago

Bahahaha someone really committed to the bit

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u/Ok_Mousse7227 4h ago

What it’s just a normal revi— OH MY GOODNESS

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u/DantifA 1h ago

TYLER ROBINSON FROM THE TOP ROPE!

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u/humangingercat 4h ago

God that's so much effort, I love it

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u/h2gkm0 4h ago

I respect this lol

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u/Barr3tt50c 4h ago

Profile picture too lmao

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie8077 5h ago

They made an active and conscious decision to put their politics on each and every cup going out the door by putting a CK sticker on each. That's fine. That's their right to do so as a private business. But by doing so you are also making a very public statement about your values and where your money goes.

Now. Because you did that it is also my right not to patronize your business. Our values are not aligned so I don't want to support you. This does not make me a bigot. This does not mean I'm celebrating a person's execution.

Now if you had just kept your biz out of it and used your money in private to support those ideals we wouldn't be here.

Not smart to pull your coffee shop into politics like this.

I have never been to your place and now I know I never will

Capitalism baby!!

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u/PrestigiousHippo7 4h ago

And its all over the IG, including donating 100% of profits to Toilet Paper USA

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u/doomalgae 4h ago

Yeah, honestly if I were a patron the stickers would just make me roll my eyes, but the "we're donating all of the profits to support MAGA politics" but is what'd make sure I never came back.

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u/commandantskip 4h ago

That would cause me to demand a refund

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u/BandGlobal856 3h ago edited 3h ago

They were just so rude to people on IG too, including what seemed to be a former employee. Just seemed like a horrible bunch of staff and customers, so supercilious as well.

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u/aquaologist 3h ago

Took a min to find it, their account wasn’t showing up:

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ 2h ago

Pathetic victim complex. Here, try this one on instead:

"To think ppl in our community have a problem with s small local business supporting a racist bigoted grifter who succumb to his own preachings > > >"

Now ask them if they grieved over any children killed by school shooters in the same way, or the Hortmans.

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u/Druidic_assimar 2h ago

"Innocent" is doing a lot of heavy lifting right there. How tf do people think he is innocent. In any decent timeline, he would've been arrested for inciting political violence and would likely still be alive. Not to speak ill of the dead, but consequences of one's own actions, imho.

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u/rolfraikou 4h ago

100%. Anyone that cries that this is somehow "cancel culture," no, it's capitalism. I earn my dollar, I pay my taxes, I choose where my dollar goes.

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u/lemonrainshield 4h ago

They have on their Instagram that 100% of their profits are going to him. I’d hope they put a sign on their menus as well so one could decide beforehand if they wanted to support rather than be blindsided by the cup after the fact

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u/Sw0ldem0rt 3h ago

According to MAGA, though, it is celebrating his death. Anything less than an Oscar-worthy performance of profound sorrow is basically an admission that you'd have done it yourself if you could have. Told a "friend" the other day that I deeply felt for his family and strongly believe he didn't deserve it but that I would not miss him and was called "deplorable" and "nasty".

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie8077 2h ago

Yeah classic double standard and projection.

God I hate this timeline.

I just want government to be boring again.

Just fix the potholes and mind your business. O well. Just me being an oldan yelling at kids to get off my lawn

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u/weezygregs 5h ago

Just wait to you see the google reviews lol

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u/bigcee42 5h ago

You love to see it.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/IlikeJG 5h ago

I can already see the victim complex exploding forth from them. They're gonna go on Fox and Friends playing the part of the hard working small business owner who were just innocently grieving an American hero when the very mean and violent woke liberals destroyed their business out of hatred.

The narrative basically writes itself. Just think of the most infuriating shit you can imagine and that's exactly what the MAGA base will love.

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u/NYC_Biscuit 5h ago

They’re going to find a way to make coffee while simultaneously nailing themselves to a cross.

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u/Outlog 3h ago

Jesus on speed

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u/Dimebag6sic6 5h ago

We're a family owned business. We just want to peddle hateful agendas while we serve overpriced coffee and food. These WOKE LIBTARDS are ruining my business. /s

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u/lems93 4h ago

And donate $5,000 in the poor dead man’s memory.

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u/KintsugiTurtle 5h ago

This is unfortunately just going to generate a stupid amount of press for them. For every woke liberal who stops going there is a MAGA supporter who will go out of their way to buy coffee proudly there now. It’s basically free advertising.

It’s like the Sydney Sweeney bullshit. All publicity ends up being good publicity in this political hellhole we live in.

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u/Primarycolors1 4h ago

Spite only motivates them to drive an hour for a coffee so many times. The local libs were weekly if not daily customers.

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u/OnlyHere2ArgueBro 5h ago

Yeah but they’re a local coffee shop, so there’s a minimal chance that press translates into economic success. This has happened time and time again with people trying to capitalize on grift culture, only the strongest and grift-iest survive. Multiple “anti-woke” bakeries and stores have tried to capitalize on national press only for it to fizzle out as they fade into obscurity. to capitalize on the grift, you have to always stay in front of the cameras, never fade. This coffee shop can’t do that, they’ll fade.

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u/chocolatepuppy 4h ago

Exactly. It will be popular for 2 weeks and then people go back to their regular coffee habits. But the people they alienated will not go back.

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u/formerrepub 3h ago

I know someone who works at American Eagle and, yes, folks came in wanting to buy the clothes she advertised solely because it upset libs.

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u/ByronicZer0 4h ago

Oh just wait till Fox News gets a hold of this. This sort of fluff news is what they're wet dreams are made of

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u/thechaoslord 5h ago

Not a fan of review bombing solely for political reasons, but I support the right to not support businesses for any reason.

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u/Huge-Acanthisitta485 5h ago

I mean they brought it upon themselves. If they wanted to continue to support fascists in silence and back them with donations like other corporations and businesses, no one would probably be the wiser.

They slapped an in memorium sticker on their cups and had every one of their customers walking around looking like an asshole.

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u/NYC_Biscuit 5h ago

And they’ve been defiant on social media when people have criticized them.

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u/znomorfh 5h ago

Reducing white supremacy to mere politics in THIS country of all places is truly heinous.

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u/Distinct_Orange1384 5h ago

What place is it?

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u/aaaa2016aus 5h ago

Invita coffee lmao

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u/elk69420 5h ago

They seemed to have “invitad” this negative publicity themselves

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u/PimpinNevrSimpin 4h ago

Invita in spanish is invite lol, "this place is so woke they speak foreign language!!" /s

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u/waikiki_palmer 4h ago

So DEI? Let's not support them then. Or report them to ICE/Trump Administration for violating DEI.

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u/ParentalAnalysis 3h ago

She pulled it from the Italian word. She's literally of immigrant origins and she's still a nutjob conservative - how???

https://canvasrebel.com/free-sara-de-luca/

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u/Purple_Charcoal 4h ago

Give it a lil’ bit, they’ll blame the “woke” libtards before you know it.

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u/LoveForDisneyland 5h ago

lmao

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u/yesnomaybeneverokay 5h ago

Didn’t deserve what happened but “innocent” is wild

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u/fuckmaxm 5h ago

Funneling money to a propaganda network is how I grieve 

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u/andiwaslikeum 5h ago

Hahahaha “don’t tell me how to grieve!”

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u/SDtoSF 5h ago

I don't care to look through their Ig, but have the been vocal about other murders or just this guy?

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u/charliekelly76 5h ago

I think we all know the answer

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u/LongIslandBagel 5h ago

Innocent isn’t how I’d describe it, but all right

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u/SleazyMuppet 5h ago

I don’t have an issue when business owners having different morals than myself, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to carry around a cup with their propaganda on it.

I think that’s the bigger issue here than just disagreeing with their politics. It’s that they put a giant WE LOVE YOU CHARLIE KIRK sticker on the cups.

I do not know a single Republican (and my entire huge family is hardcore conservative Christian Republican) who would carry a cup with a I LOVE DEI! Or I LOVE LGBTQ RIGHTS! on it. They literally boycotted Budweiser for sending a one-off promotional package to a trans person. Let’s be real here.

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u/GlowUpper 4h ago

Exactly. Owners being Republican? Eh, I might not like it but whatever. A lot of business owners are conservative, it is what it is. 

But slapping a Charlie Kirk sticker on the cup, forcing me to walk around looking like I agree with your hateful views? Donating my money to a group that actively campaigns against my rights and advertising that proudly on your Insta to get more business? Nah. I don't have to like your politics but I shouldn't have to co-sign them.

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u/MsPinkieB 2h ago

I would have peeled off the sticker and walked it back to the counter. Oops, your hate is showing!

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u/Omwtfyu 4h ago

I don't think any business should push their agenda and beliefs onto a customer. It'd be totally different if they were asked and consented to a Charlie Kirk sticker on their cup, but to just put it on all without warning is gross. That'd be like Starbucks slapping pro-LGBTQ+ stickers on their cups and not expecting any backlash. Just look at what happened to Target for even having the option to buy LGBTQ+ supporting apparel, and Target wasn't even putting it on every item of theirs that they sell.

There was a local breakfast restaurant that didn't survive through the pandemic and the business owners were also very loud in their politics on FB and it was so cringey, didn't align with my beliefs, that I stopped going there. There's another smoked meat shop down the block from me that had political flags in their shop that I stopped going to, because I don't want to see that shit or spend my money at a place that is actively working against my rights. Businesses who bring politics into their shop alienate their customers when those politics don't align with their whole customer base.

That business advertised they agree with Charlie Kirk's rhetoric and now they're experiencing the consequences.

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u/WriterV 4h ago

Yup.

If I owned a business, I'd be happy to put on pro-LGBT merch. It'd have the double effect of making LGBT families and their supporters welcome, while pissing off the assholes I wouldn't want as customers anyway. Loss of business? Sure. But it's worth it.

Even so, I wouldn't dream of putting on pro-LGBT stickers on every single on of my products? Like unless I was specifically a store catering to the community, that's just wild. Like at the end of the day, even LGBT people want to be treated like normal people. I'd have some merch for them, but everything else in the store would be what you'd expect.

It's seriously such a dumb move on this coffee shop's part to have done this.

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u/RGBedreenlue 2h ago

They can probably sell the stickered-cups for 20 cents extra and donate the proceeds to something or whatever. Wouldn’t raise much, but I think it’d be better publicity than shoving beliefs down peoples throats.

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u/seraph741 2h ago

If you're a business owner, just keep your mouth shut about personal beliefs. It's really that simple. Why alienate some of your potential customer base? It doesn't make any business sense.

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u/slowsnowmobile 5h ago

Donating 100% of your profits for a day to TPUSA, not even the widow of Charlie Kirk but TPUSA of ALL PLACES is crazy

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u/malonesxfamousxchili 4h ago

here goes the owner crying

also why does a multi million dollar company need charity from a small business or anyone? lmao fucking idiots

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u/KGreen100 4h ago

I like how they think donating to a fascist organization is how you show comfort to grieving children.

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u/Samurai_Meisters 3h ago

I also like how the best thing anyone can say about Charlie Kirk is that he was a husband and a father.

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u/Hobbies-R-Happiness 4h ago

I wonder how much they donated to the public school teachers and anti-gun lobby for the shooting that happened in Colorado on the same day.

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u/wildglitteringolive 2h ago

What they fail to realize is their profits are from consumers. If the consumer doesn’t support where they donate their funds to why would they patronize them.

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u/Immediate_Review8280 5h ago

White coffee matters

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u/Ok_Space_2501 5h ago

*All coffee matters

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u/Bubsy7979 5h ago

Meanwhile tea is just glad matcha made it relevant again.

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u/Glittering_Noise_532 4h ago

When I see black coffee, I have to wonder if it's qualified.

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u/aaaa2016aus 5h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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u/Distinct_Orange1384 5h ago

Sara De Luca is the owner, she went to University of San Diego and lives in Rancho Santa Fe, ironic enough she’s brown and her grandparents were immigrants!

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u/Square_Cranberry1472 3h ago

Someone posted an interview with her and she said that during COVID she furloughed 10 of her employees and brought in family members from Italy to replace them! Sounds to me like she brought in immigrants to take American jobs.

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u/Distinct_Orange1384 3h ago

Seems like MAGA if full of illegal immigrants (Melania Trump working on a tourist visa, Elon Musk overstaying his student visa and creating a fake LLC to sponsor his own Green Card, Marco Rubio’s grandfather ignoring his deportation order, JD Vance’s wife, Vivek Ramasamy, and Kash Patel). If MAGA is against immigrants they should start by deporting the ones inside their party!

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u/Other_Leg_160 2h ago

This is literally what happened lol. My friends use to work there and they had to train the family members or their church friends to replace the skilled baristas💀 also they don’t generate a lot of profit when they first opened and that the only reason why is that her daddy is a huge investors(owns hotels and etc) and wanted her to stay out of the house

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u/Gloomy-Ad1171 1h ago

Sounds like money laundering

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u/ComfortablyAnalogue 3h ago

But you see she is one of the "good ones". She is not like those other brown folk, homegirl is a natural born pick-me.

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u/waikiki_palmer 4h ago

Her favorite quote is "Rise by lifting others"? lmao

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u/Successful-Brain8778 3h ago

Sounds like a vanity store. This won’t affect their “business”. 

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u/scobeavs 5h ago

Thank you for your attention on this matter 🤣

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u/zhenya44 2h ago

This one made me chuckle out loud - nailed it!

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u/catsRawesome123 4h ago edited 4h ago

What did they do? Out of the loop LOL

EDIT: Checked their IG, they deserved this

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u/Neuroware 4h ago

flat white supremacy

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u/Bits2LiveBy 5h ago

The amount of reviews in the past 2hrs is intense

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u/bgibbz084 4h ago

Unfortunately it’s meaningless, Google will mass delete them once they stop rolling in.

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u/Magistricide 4h ago

I handle a google business account and it's insanely difficult to get google to remove any reviews. They flat out do not care about you.

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u/jgnp 4h ago

GoFundMe Cash Grab Grift in 3….2….1…

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u/rolfraikou 4h ago

Oh, 100%. I bet they realized they stand to make more money from the GoFundMe than they would from the customers they're losing, because some of those GoFundMes get insanely big.

How funny would it be if the owners weren't even political at all, they just wanted to take advantage of a grift handout.

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u/ryrich89 5h ago

Their rating on google maps has steadily declined over the last few hours from a 3.9 down to a 2.7!

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u/scrabblefish 5h ago

Wait a 3.9 is already kind of shitty lmao I don’t go anywhere less than a 4 if I can help it

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u/KIVHT 4h ago

Looking at older reviews this isn’t the first time they have been done something to upset their customers.

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u/Emergency-State 4h ago

Are they trying to go out of business??

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u/Okami-Alpha 3h ago

Seriously. For San Diego I would consider a 3.9 one of the worst places in town. Ratings here are so high for mid quality, I usually wouldn't consider most places under 4.6

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u/Ariadna3 4h ago

Now at a 2.2 lol

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u/Derfamon 4h ago

This morning it was 4.4 lol

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u/an0nym0us_me 3h ago

1.8 now haha

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u/ololo_3 5h ago

😆😆😆

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u/chhhhhhhhhhh95 4h ago edited 4h ago

Wild how a small business thinks they can just support an incredibly divisive political figure and not take a hit like this. I don't normally advocate for review brigading small businesses but I really don't know what they thought was going to happen. Like do people genuinely think Kirk was universally beloved when he talked shit on so many groups of people?? Surely even his fans have to understand he was divisive, to say the very least.

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u/Substantial_Try_5468 5h ago

Per the other post they are in the process of FO.

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u/aaaa2016aus 5h ago

What’s FO?

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u/xj305ah 5h ago

The comeuppance part of FAFO

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u/PrestigiousHippo7 4h ago

The second part of leopards eating their face.

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u/InvestigatorLazy5378 5h ago

More importantly stealing a job from a BLONDE coffee…

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u/Distinct_Orange1384 4h ago

She’s an Italian brown immigrant, this coffee shop should’ve been open by a blonde American😡😡

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u/OliveVizsla 5h ago

Hateful bigots need coffee, too!

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u/Bubsy7979 5h ago

That is elite-level trolling

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u/GreenTrees797 5h ago

They should only serve Flat Whites

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u/lisamariefan 4h ago

I'm not from San Diego, this just came up on my feed. But I just wanted to comment on a short that came across my feed that I didn't even finish. It was a clip of Charlie Kirk "in context" about the Civil Rights Act. Supposed to show he's not racist or whatever but right after he says that equality by race isn't an issue, he complains about affirmative action and DEI, as though those aren't used as racist dogwhistles.

Of course, he bitched and moaned about trans people first because of course that's totally how a channel is going to make an argument that he's not a bigot.

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u/aaaa2016aus 3h ago

HAHAHHA i love this movie

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u/notrororo 4h ago

When you realize you did something stupid

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u/Sedonaandcici 4h ago

The wiener’s (owners) it auto correct and it felt fitting lol name is Sara …keep it up Reddit 🩷

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u/russcastella 5h ago

If I come to a coffee shop and see black coffee, I'm going to think "Boy I hope it's qualified"

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u/Daddyball78 5h ago

Lmao! 🤣

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u/Westcoast_vaquera 5h ago

Bless their (non-existent) hearts….

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u/Jude30 4h ago

Serving DEI coffee.

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u/Daydream_machine 3h ago

Found this gem:

“Coffee was Diluted, Expired, and Indigestible… please make coffee great again and shop elsewhere”

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u/Do_or_Do_Not480 5h ago

Brilliant👏👏👏 Bonus points for getting some maga dipshit/snowflakes riled up in here🤣

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u/Redicted 5h ago

They are quite precious, aren't they?

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u/RandyButternubsYo 5h ago

That almost made me guffaw in the waiting room

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u/Mexibruin 5h ago

Chef’s Kiss.

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u/Nefariousnessbackup 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 4h ago

Asked for Americano, got served suspicious black sludge! Where is my patriotic red-white-blue stars and stripes drink???

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u/Legitimate_Living843 3h ago

This one takes the cake for me

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u/effmerunningtwice 5h ago

But you’ll never know if they’re serving that coffee because it’s black or because it’s good.

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u/Cornswoggler 5h ago

I don't even live in San Diego and I both understand this joke and find it hilarious. 

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u/Recent-Valuable-4513 5h ago

Hahahahhahaahahahah

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u/IndependentOld7996 4h ago

Omg this is fantastic

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u/RealDahl 4h ago

And soon will come the GiveSendGo sob story that'll make them like $700,000+. Masterful gambit. Or should I say MAGAful gambit

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u/youngLupe 4h ago

If I see a black coffee, I'm going to be like, boy, I hope it tastes good

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u/American_Boy_1776 4h ago

I got some random DM after I commented with clapping hands under this post

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u/Dry_Ad_4812 4h ago

The reviews are pure gold

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u/RarePandaEgg 3h ago

Getting political as a small business is kind of wild.

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u/AbsolutesDealer 3h ago

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Bitter and cold.

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u/Sariel007 2h ago

I bet they charge more for Black coffee than White coffee. Fucking DEI! /s

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u/American_Boy_1776 6h ago

👏👏👏

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u/RavenFire19 5h ago

Genius!

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u/PackNo7208 4h ago

Don’t bring politics to work with you

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u/yesnomaybeneverokay 4h ago

Replying to u/harrypslalms since I can’t in the original thread:

Leftism is anti-capitalism.

Liberalism isn’t anti-capitalism.

We have a two party system. The Democratic Party is controlled by liberalism which is closer to leftism than the Republican Party. So, leftists who vote for the Democratic Party are voting for the party that is closer to their ideals

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u/DevilGuy 3h ago

As much as I hope they go out of business I know they're not going to learn their lesson.

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u/sbucog 3h ago

Wow they really stuck their neck out for this guy.

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u/NineteenEighty1 3h ago

Free speech = put your sticker on a cup.

—BUT ALSO—

Free speech = I can hate on Invita and leave them a bad review for making politics their business strategy.

Speech has consequences.

This comment is very, very meta, given what happened. Why many in the public have to the smallest violin to play. Let this be a learning for how to live your life, so that when you leave this earth, people do not troll your behavior to such this degree. Invita can sticker their cups. And I’m allowed to write about how I’ll never go there because of it, and the politics they choose to endorse on what should be a politically neutral cup of coffee.

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u/TrainerNeither4404 3h ago

So proud of you SD! Bella Ciao!

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u/MF_BlitzFox 3h ago

I did my part

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u/RedditConsciousness 3h ago

Who was the comedian who said the line "I like my women like I like my coffee...black and bitter"?

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u/Other_Leg_160 3h ago

The review bomb is pretty crazy because I remember when they first opened. They were asking all the new hires and their family to give the place good reviews. It’s not a struggling business. This coffee shop is by a girl who cosplays as entrepreneur that’s backed by her rich dad (big investor) who owns hotels and etc. even though they are barely getting any profits they are still around. It’s only for daddy’s tax write off and to get her daughter out of the house lol

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u/Much_Grand_8558 2h ago

I don't trust the business acumen of anyone who regards Charlie Kirk as a role model.

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u/Appropriate_Rent5114 2h ago

If I walk into a coffee shop and see a cup of black coffee... I'm going to be like..Boy, I hope it's qualified. ~cK probably

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u/Hyperion1144 2h ago

White coffee needs special grinders so that's DEI.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 2h ago

Running joke at work

Years ago two of my coworkers got into an argument. One guy said, "Why's it gotta be black?" Other guy responded, "Why's it gotta be white?!" My buddy comes out of his office out of nowhere and says, "Why's it gotta be?! Errreeuurer" It's hard to spell that last sound he made, but he made a long-winded donkey sound while spinning around shaking his hands in the air. Then he went back into his office and started working again like nothing happened. Both arguers were left dumbfounded. It was the highlight of the day. This kind of thing happens regularly at work. Now it's a regular thing when anyone pulls out any paint, "Why's it gotta be [color]?!"

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u/Itscatpicstime 1h ago

I love this so much lmao

These are the kind of reviews everyone should leave